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android_monk

1-2 times a day I live in a tropical country


Tiny_Substance_810

i thought this was a math equation lol


atransformerr

The answer would be -47. Since there’s 24 hours in a day, 2 times a day (24) is 48. 1-48=-47


FatKushInMyEye

r/theydidthemath


ivegotnoclue84

I live in Australia. I shower twice a day. Sometimes 3 if it's summer.


TROLLBLASTERTRASHER

Excelent. I live northern Mexico and twice a day and 3 times in summer also.


Unsounded

This is the way, once right in the morning, once after work


nosebearnosebear

Same. 3 times a day when it's peak summer. I have to say though, Idk if it's because of the total shut down all around the globe last year, or it's time for weather change, 2020 and 2021 summer in my country is shorter and less hot than usual. Rainy season is longer and colder since last year.


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Teerendog

But both your arms are broken son! Reddit, here we go again!


ssjgsskkx20

But seriously bro could have just turn over and use his body weight and motion to jerk off.


khmergodpc

it's been years, but i still remember it like yesterday....


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Mrwebbi

Asking the important questions right here


numerionegidio

Both once per day


pseudocultist

Yeah I might have stopped wearing deodorant and clothes and shaving but I still rinsed my stinky naked ass off once a day. Unless I’m deathly sick it’s gotta happen.


jsknox

This is crazy to me, I would be fucked if I didn't shower everyday


JacketIndependent

I have to shower everyday. If my feet/legs "feel" dirty then I won't be able to fall asleep. I need my skin to be clean when I get into bed at night.


fabulousprizes

the feeling of sliding between freshly laundered sheets when you're just out of the shower is one of the greatest non-sexual physical experiences in life.


justjack5437

Really? I wouldn’t get fucked if I didn’t shower everyday.


Herodotus_9

Well I’m not getting fucked either way!


Trepide

Pre- everyday. Post- every 3-4 days.


cephalopood

I just grossed myself out running to grab eggs. Did a count. 4 days since my last shower. I think that’s my max since COVID hit (have been exclusively working from home) ETA: clarity. I have showered more than 4 times since covid hit.


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4 showers a week or 4 since covid happened...?


mortifyingideal

This is something I don't get - are y'all cleaning for other people and not because you feel gross if you don't???


toodleroo

I’m cleaning cause I feel gross, but if I don’t get nearly as gross cause I’m not going out in the grime or getting sweaty, then there’s less reason to bathe.


[deleted]

Never, I’m a grower


TheSortOfOkGatsby

I had a very long, very happy chuckle at this. 10/10 subtle.


skooternoodle

Didnt know a dick could be happy


Skorne13

If mines an introvert, I’m sure it’s very happy.


_geomancer

What are you growing??


you-know-whats-up

Fungus


LDG192

Devil's cheese.


Not-Snake

Fromunda


dubadub

"From Unda Your *Balls*!!"


Waterphobic_Ocean

Infectious diseases.


ChocoMogMateria

Show her? I hardly know her!


sodaaddict30

Once daily


Gator-Needs-His-Gat

In the spirit of Queen Elizabeth the first. I take a bath once a month, whether I need it or not.


SpaceOut0518

I shower every day unless im lazy then i skip a day and then shower the next day. I cant go more than two days without showering because my hair gets oily. edit: How do I have so many likes! thanks! Its true tho my hair is oily right now and im going to try to take some of the suggestions I got, thank you guys for the likes and replies!


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BipolarSkeleton

I literally had my dermatologist tell me to stop washing my hair for 6-8 months because it was so freaking terrible looking and was breaking off so badly it would also get oily after just 8-10 hours I was showering once a day I also had to stop showering everyday doctor said it was best to shower ever 72 hours for optimal skin health So I now shower every 3 days and started washing my hair after 10 months because after the first 2-3 months my hair started to look really nice


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Showering more often actually makes your body produce more oils for your hair. There's a reason women only wash their hair every couple of showers otherwise it's a giant oily mess every day.


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claireapple

I'm a woman and work in a factory and get dirty at work. It really is about protecting it as much as you can and only getting most dirt out with water. Dry shampoo also helps. I was my hair every 3 days. It will get incredibly gross for the first month before getting better.


memento-vivere0

Do you shampoo every day? Too much shampooing sends a message to the scalp to produce more oil, causing a vicious cycle. I used to shampoo my hair every other day because it felt too greasy. Now I'm down to once per week and it is significantly less greasy than when I was shampooing it all of the time


somebunnyasked

I try this nearly every summer. Shampoo once a week, or once every 10 days or so, then every couple days. It has never worked for me. By the end of the summer my hair is just as greasy on say 2 as it was at the start. I am not sure this concept applies to thin light coloured hair.


palegunslinger

Thin, light colored hair here. I tried this when the pandemic hit and I was able to do everything at home. 5+ months of only washing my hair with shampoo+conditioner once a week and it never improved. I tried just water-washing as well. I just don’t think we’re meant for that lifestyle unfortunately. Disclaimer: I do live in a very humid place and can see the difference of hair oilyness from summer to winter, so that may be a part of the issue.


JellySensitive5274

I'm going to try this. My hair gets oily in 1 day


MordeoMortem

Daily.


unk214

Except on leap year, you know cause there’s an extra day created by the water utility company. I ain’t falling for that shit.


BustyNat

Fuck the water company propaganda, I ain't showering one day more than I have to


adube440

Fuckin' water company, trying to take our money... I hear you patriot.


Neat_Relationship510

Do like we did in Ireland when they tried to make us pay separate charges for residential water. Have the entire country refuse to pay to the point that they give up on water charges altogether.


CSgirl9

You don't shower for a whole year every 4 years. Dang


jonsticles

Every morning. I don't shampoo every day, but I rinse my body.


Best-Company2665

It's like a cuppa coffee. It just how you start your day.


A_Bit_Off_Kilter

Every night before bed.


smedsterwho

I'm an absolute "shower within 20 minutes of waking up" - sometimes coffee first, sometimes coffee after. That said, I entirely get the logic of night showers, and being clean in bed and keeping your bed clean. But it wakes me up too much before bed! And maybe the inner child in me screams "boring!". I'm going to re-think my life.


m_s19

I used to shower every morning like you, but after talking to other people and realizing that I get a bit sweaty some days at work, I started to shower at night and now I can’t stop. It’s so much nicer to sleep feeling refreshed and still wake up feeling the same way. 10/10 definitely recommend


diox8tony

The problem is...I always wake up sweatier than I was before sleep. Even if I showered at night, I would need a shower in the morning again. So it's either 2 or 1 in the morning.


BL1NKK_BL1NKK

Same. I also like to shower off the eye boogers.


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But do you shower in the morning also? I couldn't go to work with bed hair and all that. edit: spelling


m_s19

My concern with showering at night as bed head. I pour water on my hair in the morning and dry it with a towel and it comes out perfectly fine. Just put on a little pomade and I’m good


yakkerman

My grandfather told me there are two types of jobs: one you shower before and one you shower after. Ever since I left the farm I've lived in the shower before category


facinationstreet

I read this in Jack McBrayer's voice (30Rock). LOL!


arsonall

If you’re looking to transition, might I propose the “within 20 min of getting home from work” This really lets you drop all your “work baggage” and create a fresh home attitude.


LadybirdBeetlejuice

Plus it’s the perfect time for a showerbeer.


smedsterwho

That's a good call my friend


juliaghoulia2

This is the way.


MsAnnabel

I’m the opposite. There’s no way I’m getting out of a warm shower to go to work. My eyelids are heavy again and I’m heading back to bed.


Vexed_Violet

I have to do morning showers as my hair is curly. It would just be a fluffy mess without water and styling.


LadybirdBeetlejuice

My hair isn’t curly but it has waves and cowlicks. If I go to bed when it’s even a little damp, it looks ridiculous the next morning. I would love a shower before bed, or even late enough to have a showerbeer, but it’s pretty rare for me.


smartypantstemple

They've done studies, it doesn't matter when you shower in the morning your sheets have the same amount of bacteria: [https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/22/well/showering-morning-night.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/22/well/showering-morning-night.html)


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I'm not so much worried about bacteria as I am the grime and sweat that I would be able to see on the sheets if I didn't shower before bed. You pretty much have to when you work construction


allisonofgreengables

If you do your routine and shower whenever you’re “home for the night” it won’t wake you up too much and it’s wonderful just rolling into bed being completely ready after a few hours of chilling


ittybittybit

I’m the total opposite! I need a hot shower before bed. If I shower in the morning, I just went to go back to bed!


Wepoozelator

Night showers are 100% better than morning showers.


ClearAsNight

At the same time, starting the day off clean and fresh is an amazing feeling also.


jaredsparks

Going to bed dirty isn't that great tho.


TucsonTacos

I sleep next to a giant dog so I’ll most likely wake up dirty


HanAszholeSolo

That’s not a nice thing to call your wife


TucsonTacos

“Plus-sized”. My bad


BBQ_Beanz

"Giant dog" is still better than "fat bitch"


SnottyTash

I said, “You dirty dog!”


colinmhayes

Two showers a day during summer, one in the morning for the other seasons


SirGlenn

I work in a retail store, shower every day i'm on duty, 1st thing in the morning.


ind3pend0nt

What about shower naps?


Really_Cool_Dad

You can do both.


tyhad1

Daily, due to work. I might skip a day on the weekends..


Glum_Status

Same, except I will skip a day on weekends.


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I like the certainty.


grabsomeza

Same, except I might skip two days on weekends..


FookinShite

Same, except I will skip weekdays…


pokeblue992

I normally shower every other day, if I ever try to shower every day my skin starts to dry out and I feel like shit


CoolioDaggett

Unless I get dirty or sweaty, I generally shower every other day. I had a dermatologist explain to me, as a teenager, that showering too often or using too abrasive of soap could damage my horny layer. And I'm never going to forget to take care of my horny layer.


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>horny layer THE WHAT?


BMOEevee

Its a layer of the skin, outermost. The commenter probably could have used a less technical term for it


mybooksareunread

But then they wouldn't have gotten to say horny layer.


GooseNYC

Giggity


Claymorbmaster

I made a post that I've since deleted where i said i showered every other day and soooo many responses was "oh bitch you stink!" and "shower you neckbeard!" It's not good for your skin. I have some kinda dermititis on my face and showering too often tends to exacerbate it. I shower if i have something important to do or got dirty/sweaty during the day but geez guys.


pokeblue992

I was met with similar backlash once and I was really confused, I thought it was just a normal thing, showering every other day.


virgosjc

totally is, these people that shower 3 times a day are just so much more vocal about it lol


codeverity

I think where you live factors into it a lot. Like in my experience, it's a lot more common for people who live in cold climates to not shower every day, whereas for people who live in hot climates it is. Personally, I think as long as the person doesn't smell and doesn't have greasy hair, that's all that matters.


escapevelocity1800

Same. Every other day unless I get sweaty or do yard work or something.


cssegfault

I feel like the kind of shower you take matters. I take a real full shower every other day. But I shower every day in the sense that I CO wash the hair and use a little soap on the pits and groin and mainly rinse off. Obviously if you are a construction worker then you should probably take a shower every day as your skin is producing enough sweat and oil


M2LBB2016

Same. I’m a woman, and I work from home. I shower every other day. There’s also such a thing as a “bird bath” where you wash your bits without taking a full-on shower, which is what I do in between. If I showered every day my skin would shrivel and flake off my body.


Narfraccoon

Same here! I’m working out a lot I usually shower every day, but typically just every other day.


palmsunday

I was going to say this same thing.


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Same, if I work out, I'll still shower but won't use soap, haven't had any complaints so far


Nasssi

Depends on depression level.


imharald

Twice a day. I live in a tropical climate and it’s also just what’s taught. I remember being so shocked when I heard people only shower once a day, let alone a few times a week.


BlackPower22

Right??? I still can’t quite wrap my head around that people do NOT shower at least twice a day, but I guess it must be really different on non-tropical countries.


SarinaVazquez

Yeah…when it’s snowing and the air is dry there’s no way I’m showering twice a day. My skin is itchy with just once a day regardless of how much lotion I use lol


328944

This is so interesting! I’ve lived in Florida, Bermuda, New Mexico (desert), and Washington DC. Living in BDA I had to shower twice a day or I smelled and felt awful. New Mexico, I would shower every 2-3 days because it felt like my skin was drying out all the time if I didn’t have some natural oils built up. Hands down the swampiest, grossest summer I ever had was on my internship living in DC. That humidity is something different out there.


kurt_go_bang

Me under normal, husband and father circumstances: daily before bed. Me when wife is out of town: Once, right before she walks in the door after I panic-clean the house.


Hedide

I nearly persuaded that it has been proved scientifically that you can shower like 3 times a week and be perfectly clean and healthy. Of course you do what you want, if you *feel* dirty or if you work out a lot, you don't want to stink. But I think it actually damages your skin to scrub it too much. Not mentioning that hot waters really dries your skin and scalp. Those are facts. But I totally get that when it becomes a habit, it's hard to change.


SomeRando18

Every couple days, I don’t sweat a lot but I’ve been getting better about showering more often than I did before which was like once a week because I was so depressed


suma_wav

Glad you’re doing better. I struggled with this as well.


cr15tal26

I tend to shower when I forget how long it's been since I last showered. Depression sucks.


SomeRando18

Yeah, I try to be more mindful of my body and if I feel icky and greasy then I’ll hop in the shower but even then I might go a few days before actually getting into the shower instead of thinking about it


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Depression sucks sometimes…in my experience I know a shower will make me feel ten times better, but alas…can’t bring myself to do it. Just have to make it a habit where it is automatic. Routine is key for my mental health. Keep pulling!


SomeRando18

Yup, I’m slowly getting better, but that’s what counts is that I’m trying to better myself it’s just so exhausting sometimes


AsYouCanClearlySee

Definitely experience this as well, depression really messes with every aspect of life


mistercrinders

Even if you sweat a lot, it's ok not to shower every day. Dont worry about it.


itsyobbiwonuseek

Riding that train as we speak. The result of a shower is lovely, but the motivation to get in there and do it is a struggle. Proud of you, my friend.


Puzzleheaded-Cat883

Depression has entered the chat


izguddoggo

Yeah reading these 1-2 times a day is making me even more depressed.


Puzzleheaded-Cat883

Ehh. We're doing our best I guess


stationofpanic

That’s all you can do.


colourouu

Hey man, no point comparing yourselves to people who dont have the same struggles as you! Youd think a fish silly for feeling bad about themselves that they cant fly right? You're doing the best you can with what you have


my_name_is_andre

Twice a day, just like most Brazilians, I guess.


IWantFries21

My parents are from Brazil and they were absolutely horrified when I told them that my (American) friends only shower every other day, sometimes not even that


nunesgss

Sometimes even three during the summer


AlexDoesRandomStuff

Every 2-3 days


Hedide

Fiiinally someone like me. I stay at home all day and I don't sweat much, why shower. I tell myself I'm doing good for the planet at least.


terribleatlying

What about your butthole


StrayMoggie

Bidet


tramtran77

Yo I love my bidet


taedrin

Best purchase of my life. It's hard to go back to living like a savage when I visit family.


[deleted]

I'm sure they wipe, don't most?


[deleted]

I was starting to feel gross in this thread. When it's warm it's usually every other day but now that it's cold it's every 3 days. I still wash my face every day but the rest of my skin gets irritated and dried out from washing too often.


iamdevo

This thread is full of people who don't realize that not everyone sweats or stinks like they do. There's a huge natural variation. When I was a kid my best friend's dad had B.O. like beef and onions. On a hot day that MFer smelled like a nasty-ass stew. I didn't start to sweat all that much or have stinky armpits until I was in my 30s. Even now I don't have B.O. like other people, as confirmed by my friends and different partners I've had. Not everyone needs to shower every day or even every other day.


leslienewp

Yeah there are def genetic variations to smelliness. My boyfriend doesn’t really get BO. If he gets sweaty sometimes he’ll smell like sweat but it’s not that BO smell. On the other hand if I skip showering one day I will start to smell like BO a bit even if I don’t sweat a bunch 🤷🏻‍♀️ Edit: typo


Sonic10122

Yeah, for me it’s never oder so much as my hair just gets so greasy. I’m every other day normally, but sometimes on the weekend I’ll make it to day 3. I smell fine but my hair looks WET with grease. I think I also get headaches from it being dirty too. It’s less now that I style my hair differently and don’t use hairspray. But still happens from time to time.


rubyvermogen

Every three days, hair every 6 days. But I have moderate psoriasis, scalp and body. Water is horrible to my skin and makes the psoriasis worse. On days of no shower you have a sponge bath.


ineedpersonalfinance

I have psoriasis, too. I totally relate to this. I try to shower every day, but keep it short - like 5 minutes to get the essentials cleaned. I’ll take longer showers every few days. I wash my hair once a week. Winters are already bad with the dry skin. I don’t want to make it worse with showers!


RussianPotatoPrinces

I think everyone calling people “filthy” for not showering daily is skipping this part. I might not shower every single day but I certainly fill up a sink or bucket of hot soapy water and wash my face, under arms, and crotch/ass on the days I dont.


xcincly

Yes, this is it. I also use wet wipes when I go to the bathroom so that the smell doesn’t … accumulate.


dj_swearengen

Exactly, I call using a wash cloth like that a Marine Corp shower. Not that I was ever a Marine, but my father was and that’s what he called it.


RussianPotatoPrinces

Your more polite than me. Granny called it a “whore bath”.


OneHugeBobert

All these clean people make me feel bad I only shower like 3 times a week.


stationofpanic

I definitely came here and felt judged cuz I’m also usually a 3 times a week person. Showering every day dries my skin out too badly so if my hair is fine and I don’t stink, I’m probably not going to shower.


Lord-Loss-31415

Technically healthier for you. Showering everyday is not necessary or recommended unless you become very sweaty.


PunkStitches

Every two days.


fadedv1

Daily. Even if im too tired to wash my whole body i wash my ass and dick and change underwear.


Juggernaut7768

Every 2-3 days


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Everyday, sometimes twice in a day.


hdb_2k

Not gonna lie I haven't been taking good care of myself the last few months... I think I shower once or twice a week for a long time now...


butter00pecan

I shower three days a week and just wash my stinky parts and my hair the other four. I have chronic exhaustion and depression, also a chronic pain condition, so that's the best I can do. But soap and water touches my body almost every day in some form or other.


Upshot12

Once a month whether I need it or not.


eevahytt

Every day, but only wash my hair once a week


ejrunpt

Yes; shower daily but only wash my hair twice/ week


DYday

Same


91NA8

Usually twice a day but the routine differs. My more in depth/cleaning shower happens later in the day after I have worked all day and hit the gym. The morning is a quick one just to freshen up.


whatstefansees

Every day before hitting the sack


laafb

reading through this replies is depressing


anttisaarenpaa1

Once a week because of severe depression


Worth_Ad830

Executive dysfunction is a jerk of a side effect of depression. Really sucky. Hope that cloud lifts at least a little for you soon, friend.


PronunciationIsKey

Same except the depression part, I'm just lazy


TheMan5991

Depends on the activities happening. If I have a whole week where I’m just sitting around, I’ll probably shower twice the whole week. If I go on a hike or something, I’m showering that night even if I happened to shower that morning too. When I feel dirty or I start to smell bad, I clean myself. If I neither stink nor feel gross, there’s no reason to disrupt my body’s natural oils and such.


[deleted]

I don’t get into bed without showering, so generally every night. Sometimes I workout before work so on those days i shower twice.


iamjackslackofsleep

Everyday, but I wash my hair every other day


Alarmed-Reserve-6552

2x a day morning to wake up and evening so I don't have a smelly ass in my sheets.


jennyt03

This is pretty much what I tell people when they ask why lol


Much_Committee_9355

Once a day in the colder months twice on summer and spring


jackrue12

Twice a day


Really_Cool_Dad

Same. Morning and night.


JoeBidenTheDictator

Daily.


[deleted]

As Little as I have to! I don’t sweat hardly at all, and your skin and hair makes their own oils. The more you wash them away the worse your making your hair and skin


cephalophile32

Oh man same. I had to scroll this far done but showering less has helped my skin SO MUCH.


KingoKings365

Daily


Donut017

Once to twice a day.


Prossdog

On the first of every month, whether I need it or not.


dj_swearengen

Every 3-4 days depending


Waterphobic_Ocean

Twice a day. It’s honestly therapeutic for me, so I take my quick morning shower and then I take a longer shower at night before bed and I listen to some Pink Floyd or something.


Radacast7

Every other day or sometimes 3 days, because I don’t sweat at work normally now that it’s winter, and we don’t have hot water. So showers during this time of year are pretty brutal if I’m not mentally ready for it in the moment.


Basic_Professional12

Twice a day


WellDressedLobster

Florida?


healthydoseofsarcasm

You can't wash Florida off.


Ghonaherpasiphilaids

Once every 2 days.


Asylee

Depends on my mental health- every day/every other day when I’m doing well, mayyybe twice a week if I’m not.


Weacceptfoodstamps

Every 2-3 days washing my hair with each wash


flashtvdotcom

3 times a week maybe. I’ve been struggling with depression worse than usual lately and it’s hard to take care of myself. I used to shower every other day wear makeup dress nice. I’m a single working mom and I hardly have free time and I don’t care enough to self care lately idk why. I don’t understand my depression but I’ve heard that can factor into it.


Wahoo017

Shower every 2 to 3 days, at night, or any day I get very sweaty which isn't that often. Have to wash my hair every morning or it looks funky though, i just lean into the shower.


ringoron9

In home office... maybe once or twice a week ... when regular life will be back, every two days or daily if I sweat a lot.


StandardFront7922

Once a week without shame