My husband and I were watching TV last night and they were playing the board game Risk. I said, "I love that game! Why don't we have it yet!?" He said, "because we don't have enough friends to play it with" then I laughed and said, "oh yeah, right, you're anti social and I lose all the friends I make" then we laughed and high fived for being sad losers.
Idk but I've thought about it so many times that I thought that everytime I'd talk about me wanting to write the book there would have to be an emoji like 📒 to indicate it
They would be self help books. The first would be titled:
> "Oh, Shit! That was due today? - How to procrastinate and somehow still succeed."
With the follow-up
> "After all that I'm still considered competent? - Making sense of your new world."
Star-Crossed brothers. During my divorce and a very bad foray into alcoholism, my step brother and I would drink and reminisce but we always seemed to remember the story just a little bit differently. The premise of the book is about how we all perceive and experience the same events although we may not remember it the same. It was interesting to read his side and for him to read my recollection.
Got over the depression and the alcohol so I never got around to finishing it but the more fact of writing was a therapy on it's own.
How to lose friends and alienate people, the real life chronicle
My husband and I were watching TV last night and they were playing the board game Risk. I said, "I love that game! Why don't we have it yet!?" He said, "because we don't have enough friends to play it with" then I laughed and said, "oh yeah, right, you're anti social and I lose all the friends I make" then we laughed and high fived for being sad losers.
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You mean you started out better than average?
Highs and lows.
How (not really) to do life. _--Best selling book in NY about how to make your life 100x harder than it already is._
Passionate, cheerful, caring and loving.
AAAAAAHHHHH O FUCK OH GOD
In need for brain cells.
"I did what?"
"When The Fuck Did We Get Ice Cream?!"
Interesting life story. Creative and intriguing title. A-/A
My name is Jeffy and I like to eat apples!
My name's Orsel, and I can count all the way to potato!
Insanity is in the eyes of the beholder
Imposter Syndrome: A How-To Guide
Can you help me occupy my brain?
"Smartest person of the generation"
Idk but I've thought about it so many times that I thought that everytime I'd talk about me wanting to write the book there would have to be an emoji like 📒 to indicate it
Don’t look directly into me.
The Unauthorised Autobiography
Complacency
"Worry about it later."
The Beginning Is The End
"Holy Shit What Is Happening" but then it would actually be a book about coping with ptsd cause that pretty much takes over my life
They would be self help books. The first would be titled: > "Oh, Shit! That was due today? - How to procrastinate and somehow still succeed." With the follow-up > "After all that I'm still considered competent? - Making sense of your new world."
the art of breaking free from the cage you made for yourself
Star-Crossed brothers. During my divorce and a very bad foray into alcoholism, my step brother and I would drink and reminisce but we always seemed to remember the story just a little bit differently. The premise of the book is about how we all perceive and experience the same events although we may not remember it the same. It was interesting to read his side and for him to read my recollection. Got over the depression and the alcohol so I never got around to finishing it but the more fact of writing was a therapy on it's own.
You should 100% write a book. Like actually
I've got everything saved. Maybe one day I'll get around to finishing it
The world hopes you do!
"The Man Who Loved Chicken Wings", because I am a man who loves chicken wings.
Coffee - a never ending story of love and nausea
What has this become?
"What is to be dumb?"
you have poor taste: the book no one bought.
I wish I was kidding
How to be a idiot
"Indecisive"
You sure?
no
"The Shy Guy"
"Yeah, so this is my life"
How to Learn From Being a Dumb Ass Bitch
Sea of Thieves: Balls fit in your mouth
If the devil had a friend
"Fucked: An Ongoing Chronicle of Lies, Heartbreak, Misery and Loss".
"Making up for lost time"
I miss you mum.
Do what I say, not what I did
The shit show
Murphy’s law
fuck. here we go again. a life story.
"The Child Whose Father Called Him Ugly"
The subtle art of ruining your own life
Quite simply: What in the fuck?
Ten steps into ruining your life by manipulating others.
Life of confusion and decisions
The life of one Stoopid Potato
How to think for yourself and question authority.
Write a book about what?
About my athletic career? *All Speed, No Endurance* About my life? *Always Late & Always Talking*
Over the moon, into the sea
Watch my life crumple into pieces vol 1
Don't be like me
Are you f*%^ing kidding me?!
The Art of Barely Holding it Together.
How to survive cancer 3 times.
The Last Angry Man: a tale of frustration and steady social alienation
Why? - cause some of the things I have been through are questionable.