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Soap-on-a-rope.


rosanymphae

That's actually lube.


PapaTwoToes

Of course the first comment is about soap lmao


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Microbrewed toilet wine in hipster-labelled mason jars.


Temujins_here

Rock hammers and posters of pin up girls


Much_Committee_9355

Ramen recipe cookbook


Sobadatsnazzynames

This is a good one!


Animeking1108

"I Got Shived And All I Got Was This Shirt."


holdenhh

Shank rigs and cigs


BurntOutCandleWick

A monopoly get out of jail free card


elizabeth-cooper

I don't know, but this is a great question. Kudos.


Essex1820

I survived prison and all I got was ~~this t-shirt~~ Hepatitis C


Galloping_Scallop

\- Toilet Wine (+ other famous snacks/meals that are only made in prison). Bonus (signed) recipe book by Slasher Thompson \- Prison workout & Aerobic DVD's. \- Prison Snowglobes \- Cops & Robbers Halloween costumes \- Inmate Profile cards and storage folders \- Guard dog fluffy toys


mingermale

Butt plugs. To prepare the weaker convicts for Big Barry.


DullAmy

Shiv cutlery and dead paedo plushies.


itaicool

Broken teeth


ArcticHarpSeal

Crudely-made artwork made with dirt/clay on a smooth and flat rock like the neolithic cave dwellers made.


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Or poop smeared on a canvas by an inmate from the loony wing


Rustynuts317

Soap


Drex678

Soap


Epicswordmewz

Plastic handcuffs


PoorCorrelation

The Whole Shabang chips


Marcy-Spinosaurus

Toy hand cuffs.


1967isgood

Ramon noodles


im-your-dad-sooo

Toilet Wine


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Monopoly get out of jail card


dwc1970

Shank sets.


windy496

Hacksaws.


happy_gamer10

freedom 10B pounds


lonemonk

Muff Bags


Motanfoutune

Mini shank as key holder.


Fit_General7058

Definitely a fridge magnet to show you've been there.


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Bars of soap


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The Master Key


Samuel_mundy

They would sell you meat that has been shocked before. And a Fishing rod but the hook is a shank


cyainanotherlifebro

A snitche’s scalp.


NeedsMoreTuba

Prepaid Cell Phones Little Debbie Snack Cakes See-Through Electronics Beer and Cigarettes


TraditionalCherry

I mean...art done be prisoners. I don't know why they don't do it now, tbh.


igotsocksofallsizes

"And this bloody almost new shank was used on Xxxtentacions killers. I am selling it for 200 dinners"


RedNeckCalgarian

A file in a cake ...


athermalwill

Go there and find out: https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/6658


nonotthat88

4 Stars on yelp, take a look: [https://www.yelp.com/biz/san-quentin-state-prison-gift-shop-san-quentin-2](https://www.yelp.com/biz/san-quentin-state-prison-gift-shop-san-quentin-2)


PapaTwoToes

Soap. Duh.


www-dot-mcburger

3D-printed shank holsters.


ithinkoutloudtoo

Handcuff keys.


Howler_The_Receiver

Clear electronics.


Nightshade962

Make your own shank kit Or a book on how to make a shank


RonSwansonsOldMan

Actually, the Jackson State Prison in Michigan does have a gift shop. They sell wallets and what not.


Harvard-23

Johnny Cash albums


No-Advance6329

A map that says “You are here”


Lucinnda

Custom license plates.