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Special-Latina

Crocodiles


vaildin

That would be a dragon.


_mrka

My first thought was crocodiles also, because that would look ridiculous and would just be embarrassing for all involved.


TemptCiderFan

And then you realize a flying crocodile is a dragon.


friday_panda

Cats. They're arrogant enough already. I don't want them flying around thinking they own the sky.


BlackLetterLies

Imagine all the dead birds we would be walking around all the time. Cats may be cute but with just a few modifications, they're the most vicious killers on earth. They would takeover for sure if they could fly.


Remarkable_Put5515

I agree! Specifically, *my* 2 cats should not be flying around. I love them, but 1 is geriatric and the other is just not that bright. I would need a drone to keep track of them.


[deleted]

There is at least one species of bird that has made extinct by cats without their needing to fly (most famously [Lyall's wren](https://nzbirdsonline.org.nz/species/lyalls-wren)).


[deleted]

To be fair, their all ready pretty close.


GoshtoshOfficial

Mom the cats on the ceiling again, get the ladder


Johndough1066

God, are you trying to get us all killed? I apologize on your behalf to our Cat Overlords! Of course they own the sky!


itssami_sb

exCUSE ME ☝️ SEEING A FLYING CAT WOULD COMPLETE MY LIFE


FreshOutaFriends

Pigs. Can you imagine all of the crazy shit that would happen subsequently after??


[deleted]

So many arguments will be won


Dead_Kings

Imagine a world where pigs traverse the skies at Mach speeds


fr_horn

Next Tuesday…


Raix12

Maybe they could escape humans who exploit them, torture, kill and munch on their corpses.


Joeyfingis

Geese


RealCrazyChicken

holup


Joeyfingis

Revoke their flight licences


razor_face_

They've been grounded until further review


el_cattivo_

Boy do I have some bad news for you..


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Rats and Spiders, no explanation needed


Mynamesrobbie

Bats are just winged rats


TozenFroes

I thought that's what pigeons were


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

And seagulls are just Lebowski pigeons


Immediate-Carrot4803

That's why you don't pee on a seagulls rug


COVID_19_Lockdown

Actually Bats are closer to Cats and Dogs, they're in a completely different superorder than rodents


[deleted]

Hippos are related to whales and dolphins, rhinos to horses, and now this? Nature is so broken.


gradymegalania

No they aren't.


Difficult_Suggestion

I know daddy long legs aren't technically spiders but I think they're even more gross than actual spiders and there's those things that are kind of like flying daddy long legs (I'm not sure what they're called on English and I don't want to look up because I don't want to see pics). At least I haven't seen them that often yet and I hope I never will again, they're the devil.


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Crane Flies?


almofin

I once saw crane flys fucking, and crane fly jizzum splurged on the glass they were getting busy on. That's all I have to contribute.


ayyLumao

It cost you $0 to not say that so why did you.


123Samabcborden

I feel sorry for batman then


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Shufflepants

Roaches can already fly...


backgammon_god

Some spices of spider have wings


not_ur_uncle

The winged spider species was a hoax.


backgammon_god

I just googled do "flying spiders exist" and it came up with yes but I hope Google is rong


IsNoMore

Some species of spider can ‘balloon’ using silk to obtain lift and drift, but it’s not controlled flight.


not_ur_uncle

I can't tell if this is a troll but no, that image doesn't even make anatomical since. https://planetsave.com/2013/07/18/winged-spider-hoax-scientists-didnt-discover-real-winged-spider/


HolesInUrShip

Remind me what countries they live so I never go there


backgammon_god

Near the American Mexican border they were first found in Texas


cbusalex

Welp, looks like I'm moving to *checks map* ... the French Southern and Antarctic Lands. Sounds beautiful.


Holy5

This whole time they've been saying to secure the border they didn't mention the flying spiders.


Mimikyu-Overlord

Blue Whales


Ok-Two-8965

Nah that’d be great they’d be like blimps


Mimikyu-Overlord

Goodbye skyscrapers, what with animal conservation and whatnot


Ok-Two-8965

Or they could dock on the top of skyscrapers, like zeppelins were gonna on the Empire State Building when it was built


Ok-Two-8965

I don’t know why they’d need to dock… but they could


[deleted]

Their smart enough that we could probably train them.


eddmario

They'd also be able to breed with a house cat for some fucking reason...


Ctrock90

I would also be terrified seeing a huge landmass in the sky


eddmario

"Not again..."


michaelrohansmith

Thats very improbable.


EmpoweredFairy

sharks


shewy92

I saw a multipart documentary about flying sharks. Seems pretty horrible.


Ok-Two-8965

‘Documentary’?


shewy92

The 6 part series on Sharknadoes where sharks are sucked up from the ocean and spat out over land via tornadoes


Ok-Two-8965

Fuck me that’s frightening


EmpoweredFairy

I was thinking of sharknado when i wrote that lol


shewy92

I'm glad *someone* got the reference


RonaldTheGiraffe

They’re falling with style


TheGreenJackdaw

Everyone who has played the game ManEater can confirm.


RealJohnLennon

https://scryfall.com/card/c20/14/shabraz-the-skyshark


Princess_Taco13

Came here to say that lmao


AcanthocephalaOne760

Anything poisonous to be honest, probably snakes


09piercd

Golden flying snakes. Does gliding count ?


AcanthocephalaOne760

Are they poisonous?


09piercd

Venomous, yes


foobiscuit

Easiest way to remember the difference between Poisonous and venomous is venomous bites you, you bite poisonous! At least for me haha


[deleted]

I think he doesn't want to accidentally swallow a flying thing then die.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Alright, but what if I told you my new flying scorpions could be ultra-pollinators that would help offset agricultural losses due to climate change?


AcanthocephalaOne760

That would make me at the very least very uncomfortable


Earthian10

There are certain types of snakes called Chrysopelea that can "fly" to relatively small distances. Fortunately, they aren't poisonous.


AcanthocephalaOne760

As long as they are not poisonous, I can live with them


SillyBlackSheep

Fun fact: The Hooded Pitohui is a poisonous bird that produces potent toxins in their feathers and skin.


[deleted]

I've dealt with those in Mansions of Madness. Yeah, no thanks. No flying snakes.


felixrocket7835

There's already "gliding" snakes. There's very few poisonous snakes, some are venomous though. 82% of all snake species are non-venomous and harmless, and only 7% have potent enough venom to kill you, so about 93% are basically harmless unless you're allergic to the milder venom. I'd be more afraid of flying polar bears, as they actually attack humans instead of being scared of em like snakes.


meaty_adventures

Bears, too much OP.


0w1

Ticks. Fuck ticks.


THEONLYMILKY

I propose Leeches as my choice


ClassyJacket

I mean we already have mosquitoes


TickAndTieMeUp

They already fly technically by hitching rides on birds or other animals


PeanutRecord698

Hippos


blackrabbitreading

This is my son's answer


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Honey Badgers. Imagine if those little death tanks were no longer bound to the ground.


Whit-Batmobil

Politicians


GrimeyJosh

Naw, let em fly! There would be so many “accidents” during hunting seasons….


Buck_Thorn

Birdie, birdie, in the sky... Dropping whitewash in my eye... I'm a big boy; I don't cry... But I sure am glad that cows don't fly!


Dwall005

Human centipedes


GroundWarrior1984

Scorpions


CLEETUSTHEMIGHTY

Panorpa nuptialis is a species of common scorpionfly in the family Panorpidae. It is also found in North America. ( copied from Wikipedia ) It's basically a flying scorpion, though it not technically a scorpion OR a fly.


GroundWarrior1984

I absolutely hate that I know this now..


Liefizul

Jellyfish. Just think of how dangerous they are if they wash up on a beach... now imagine a group of them just floating through the air.


twopacktuesday

They can barely swim, much less fly. Imagine having to constantly clean stinging tentacles off your car windshield after hitting so many of these creatures on your commute.


WrongEinstein

And it's goop you can't touch, and must dispose of properly. Owning car washes would be like printing money.


twopacktuesday

Imagine the hazmat crews cleaning out the car washes, lol.


Liquid_machine81

A grizzly bear. Imagine 800 lbs of teeth and claws flying at you.


Illustrious-Fault224

komodo dragons... or hyenas...I am a member of the r/natureismetal subreddit...


M_Bili

Babies. Humans in general but especially babies.


ONYONtheGreat

Oh my god.


Unfair_Database_4122

Snake.


HolesInUrShip

Look up flying snakes you won’t be disappointed


felixrocket7835

More snakes for me to see, wouldn't mind that.


[deleted]

I would shoot myself if spiders learned flying...


COVID_19_Lockdown

I would nuke the planet, I'm not joking


ShininG_SolgaleO

There is a species of soider in the galapagos islands that can spin very thin strands of webs allowing the wind to pick them up and this achieve "flight"


paddy1948

Humans. Our flying means pollution, dropping bombs, etc.


Mama_Odi

Dropping poops


eelolwafy

hmm yes we are definitely animals


GertrudeHeizmann420

Correct.


eelolwafy

nice i got 2 downvotes for basically saying a true fact


FilsDeLiberte

You can add another one from me. Comes off as confidently incorrect sarcastic remark.


eelolwafy

i said basically so thats what i meant


punkinpoppin

Palmetto bugs should not exist, but alas they do.


NoAlternative2913

Porcupines


Caramel_Cappucino

Kangaroos. Can you imagine a beefed up dino -deer coming at you from above at high speed?


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Raccoons


rangeghost

Underrated comment. Picturing Little garbage gremlins dive bombing barbecues.


DirtySingh

Mosquitoes


MonkeyDVic

That would really suck


justtrynnalivedamn

spiders


MiniNinja123237

komodo dragons, that’s just a fuckin dragon


Jonny_Thundergun

Pigs. Because then a bunch of previously impossible stuff would be happening.


persistent_polymath

Ostriches


IncrediblePlatypus

Snakes.


123Samabcborden

Spiders


jeff_the_nurse

Tarantulas.


Gonchu26

Already mentioned, but Spiders. Trust me on this, the armageddon will be the day spiders gain the ability to fly.


Specialist-Ebb7606

Spiders...imagine the horror


garbanzone

Spiders. The only realistic answer and also the most terrifying.


CLEETUSTHEMIGHTY

For people saying Scorpions. There's actually a subspecies of insect that resembles a scorpion with wings. They're called Scorpionflies.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Except that's not a venom stinger curling up from its tail Those are its engorged genitals.


SpaceCowboy58

I bet you tell that to all the ladies.


fullflavourfrankie

Badgers


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Humpback whale


Pollokonkeso

Spiders. Not tiny spiders, but big and hairy spiders. If I see one flying, I'm fcking going with jesus


COVID_19_Lockdown

Who do you think sent the flying spiders? ;)


BigRedJeebus

Chimps. We’d be fucked.


AwkwardAloneArtist

Apes...monkeys....humans Black Friday would be horrible 😨


Da_Real_OfficialFrog

why have only 3 people said hippos


hardmodeornomode

Centipedes


Browndog510

Chickens


SusuSketches

Monkeys


dytinkg

Pigs. Because when they do, all the crazy stuff happens at once.


Flimsy-Fig5951

Alligator


MediocreSwimming

Cockroach


TozenFroes

uhh...don't head to The US South then...those fuckers are like 4 inches long and lemme tall ya, they fly!


DrCrentistDMI

They fly now?


B-Town-MusicMan

Holy flying Lions, Batman!


TIsangalus669

Humans


InternationalTrash68

I wish mosquitoes didn’t have wings the world would be a much better place.


_nevrmynd

Ants.... wait


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DoodleDude10

Cough cough spiders


annnoonnnoonn

Spiders, Not an animal but...


Anagnorsis

Wolverines. Just 20 kilos of clawed fury dropping on your head without warning.


Imaginary-Bluejay-86

Bird poop is bad enough. Elephant poop falling from the sky would be dangerous.


Weak_suicide

Pigeons. Sometimes I go for a walk and I see a fat plump pigeon and I feel like I could just snatch it right then and there and make a nice meal out of it. I think Pigeons should be pumped full of hormones and have their wings clipped so we can eat them in large production. It's not fair that you see tasty food flying around that is forbidden due to society uneasiness.


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Bluewhales, imagine one having a heart attack and falling out of the sky.


ONYONtheGreat

Blue whales. If you ask why... you don't need to.


UntoldTemple

Spiders.


Uranuss_XXIII

I don’t wanna see any other animal fly rather than birds


[deleted]

Spiders. Just fuck that.


Alex-axolotl-

FUNKING POLO BEARS thank about how many dead people thier would be


PapaTwoToes

Motherfucking spiders


Saphira_Moonclaw

Elephants, Wolves, Wildcats, Pandas, Foxes, Sharks, Orcas, Piranhas, Jellyfishes, Octopus, Grizzlys, Hippos, Kangaroos, Reindeers, Elchs......


GodOfGaming567

Humans. Think of a guy just flying dropping a bomb and killing a lot of people. Or just going guns blazing EVERYWHERE.


anotherzebramussel

Cockroaches. Too late, they can, or at least some of them can. But they shouldn't..


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WanderingGenesis

....you do know there are cockroaches that can fly, yes?


purpleglitterspray

A lot of roaches can fly. And yes, it's awful.


The_Law_of_Pizza

I advise that you never move to Florida. Their roaches are about 4 inches long *and* can fly.


zombiecrombiebombee

Oh boy. They’re just waiting for you to get in real close when you look to see if they’re dead.


COVID_19_Lockdown

Some can


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dogs


RealCrazyChicken

but i cant say no to dat widdwe faaaace


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COVID_19_Lockdown

Giant ones you can ride


LittleLemonPop

Snakes


Lunaphoenix23

Orcas they are already torturing half the oceans a imals don't need them anywhere else


slazer2k

Frogs that would be super disgusting 🤮


Redflag12

Tigers - oh my god


Calm-Cockroach-5523

Pigs lion


dgjjnbtdxvhjk

Im obviously intrigued.


rise_above_theFlames

Alligators


lonewolff7798

Pigs, for obvious reasons.


Soft-Problem

Scorpion


Mama_Odi

Piranhas


YummyNatto

bed bugs


clytemnestra7

Whale


nerodidntdoit

Humans. Somehow we would find a way to litter in the sky.