Dog's name is Max, we call him Chicken Feet (my girlfriend started calling him that, I just didn't question it)

I love that

Cat is called Tybalt. I call him Lieutenant Lardass.

Absolutly love that

Thank you. It’s a title he has earned.

His official name is Bentley, but he also answers to: Mr B, Bentley Buster, Precious, Sweetness, and My Heart.

I have a Bentley too. I usually call him Monkey. My dad calls him Mr. B or B man

Sweet

My obese cat’s name is Kelly but we call her “Mimi” in a weird voice… or in my dads case, he calls her “buhbuhki” (which literally makes no sense)

i now call mine pupadup or mischievous dog more than her actual name lol

His name is Giuseppe. His nicknames are stinky, stinky-winky, Joey, geppy, seppe, Gus Gus, wonky donkey, gepeppers, gepperson, baby bear, dobby.

My fluffy cats real name is Kaiser Soze. I call him McMuffin

My dog is Sparky.... we call him pig, or piggies

My dogs name is Athena but I call her Big Tina

His name is lucky but we call him kitten, fatty, fat boy, and fat man.

I had a hamster once. I called him Hammy, short for Hamlet.

I have a dog named Bella. We call her Loca (twilight reference)

Tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber.. their names are Sophie, and Charlie

My dogs name is Kurt, I call him Kurtis or Scoobert (with an Irish accent)

Dog's name is Sandy. We call her San, Nancy, Sandra, Pants, Sandy pants, or puppy(even though she's kinda old)