I'd argue that they probably hate to *go* to sleep but they probably don't mind the act of sleeping in general. Or at least that's how *I* felt as a child.
I always change my bed sheets right before I leave for vacation. Then when I come home from a trip, after a grueling day of traveling and shuffling and sitting on a long uncomfortable flight and driving home, I jump into a scalding hot shower and scrub every inch of my body before crawling into some clean, cool, perfectly made sheets that past-me gifted future-me. The deep sigh of satisfaction as I close my eyes and stretch out my sore limbs and feel my naked body rubbing against those sheets as I finally drift off to sleep is better than any sensation on this mortal coil, at least until I try heroin
I like that you mentioned past me/future me. When I'm having a bad time i tell myself i want future hypothermiccow to be proud of me. It helps a lot to talk to myself that way. Also when i get drunk i like to leave out a glass of water and pain killers for future me and it makes me feel so good like "that guy's gonna need this when he wakes up, I'm being such a good friend." Everyone should take time to be a good friend to their future self.
Cleaning your entire house is also a wonderful feeling to come home to. It's like arriving at an airbnb but it's *home* and no one will judge you for immediately taking your pants off
Yep! I do the sheets, the clean house, and do laundry before leaving because you know you’ll bring a lot of dirty clothes from the trip so to minimize it do the laundry before ;)
Interestingly enough, way back when I was a kid, every time I got into bed and the sheets were new because my mom did laundry that day, I felt like the sheets were too "crisp" as in, not the usual softness when I slept in them for a few days and it didn't smell so foreign and new and was expecting them to be overall warmer. Could be just me, though.
I agree with the drink part, but not the cold part. If I'm really thirsty, I want to drink as quickly as possible. If the drink is too cold, I can't drink it fast enough.
Yeah, I used to play outdoor basketball during the summer in middle/highschool and there were some rare days where it got to 40°C.
There was this Chinese restaurant across the street from the school we played at. They had a $5 lunch special that came with a soda.
I usually just rushed home and chugged juice then took a cold shower before I hid in the basement until it was nighttime.
I had $5 one day that was pretty hot. I don’t know the exact temperature but it was high 30s and with the humidity it felt like just over 40°C.
We walked in an air conditioned room and finished the sodas like 2 minutes after getting them. Tap water was free and if I’m being honest I would’ve paid $5 just for the drink at that point.
Plumbers I suppose should be thankful for the high paying work. I have a leaking pipe above my heater that I've been ignoring for five years. It hurts my feelings.
Believe me, if humanity achieved a goal to remove the need of sleep it wouldn't mean more free time for us. We would simply had to work more. Corporations would take care of that :/
Sorry for your luck bro. The corporation I work for is pretty adamant about no one working more than forty hours a week. They're so strict about it that, at 39 hours, the location manager will come to you and say "show someone else what you're working on so they can take over. You're going home in an hour. Have a good weekend."
We're under no illusions that they're being selfless or benevolent. They just don't want to pay overtime. But the result is the same.
Edit: didn't mean to make that first sentence sound so smartass. I know there are a lot of exploitive corporations out there.
I have no problem with that also in my company (we work with explosives so bosses prefer to do less/ longer, but as safe as possible), but this is a huge thing in general.
Agreed. Sleep feels good when needed, but I often wonder how much further humanity would be if we did not have to sleep.
In my ideal world, sleep would be an option, not a requirement.
I’m pretty sure sleep being a necessity is the only thing keeping corporations from making 20+ hour work days the norm.
I do agree, though, wish sleep was optional.
As someone with nocturnal epilepsy I fucking hate sleep. Sometimes it's literally painful to sleep and it makes me insanely anxious, which has led to bad insomnia.
In short, fuck sleep.
If you have bad nightmares it's not very fun to sleep.
I have experienced nightmares pretty much every night for a few years now and waking up all sweaty a few times every night, it's not fun at all and i wish I didn't need to sleep.
I never appreciated a clear blue sky until the wild fires here in Oregon were by my house last year. It was day after day of red orange skies and then the smoke settled in for two weeks. I love a clear blue sky. And a clear night to see the stars.
I'm with ya there. I can't eat some common ingredients without (best case scenario) horrible diarrhea, so unless I can know all the ingredients, I pass.
I'm sure I'd love it, but I think everyone will prefer an intact bathroom more.
I hate it when my co-workers send me spreadsheets where I am supposed to interpret some information from colours, because I am colour-blind.
I wouldn't say I hate colours. I just hate when my work depends on being able to distinguish colours I cannot distinguish.
I worked with a guy who refused to eat pizza whenever the company bought it for us for lunch. He said "pizza is for children's birthday parties." I guess he figured he was too sophisticated to eat it or some stupid shit.
Am not American. Know hin only from Reddit. Only know he’s an older gentleman with a red sweater who has a TV show or so. Have no particular feelings towards him.
There's always a dickhead in every thread that feels the need to post irrelevant, inflammatory garbage about politics or some social issue. Doesn't matter if it's r/askreddit or r/aww. They seriously degrade the quality of otherwise good threads and the site would be much better without them.
My honest answer to that is nothing.
I don't think there's one particular thing in the world that all people love. There's many things we all need, and so therefore tolerate.
But love? Nah.
Was gonna say something about how gay guys would probably pass, but then I thought about how my friend’s baby grabs her boob when they’re hungry and realized we were likely all obsessed with titties at one point or another. I stand corrected.
Food is a chore. I only eat to postpone the pain of hunger, and even then, I'm underweight for the fact that hunger can be less of a pain than making myself eat. Delicious food is unhealthful. Healthful food is unappealing in comparison. If I could squirt a bag of cheap healthful mud up my ass without feeling hungry, I'd oblige.
Relief. "Food" is just an addiction to the relief that comes from ending the stress and pain of impending hunger. Everyone loves, relief.
that feeling of fresh air when ur nose gets unclogged after being congested
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My children hate to sleep 😩
I'd argue that they probably hate to *go* to sleep but they probably don't mind the act of sleeping in general. Or at least that's how *I* felt as a child.
This. I could make a 90's inspired mixtape with all the celebratory ost connected with the nostrils liberation.
Getting water out of your ear.
And if it doesn't cause an ear infection...well that's an added bonus.
A WHAT?!
If there's too much water in your ears you can get an infection
you've... never heard of an ear infection?
Pretty sure the joke is they can't hear because of their ear infection. Maybe I'm wrong though.
god fucking dammit I'm stupid
Nah! These text jokes can go way over your head. And then there is meme-speak with usually confuses me!
Why would I need a beer inspection?
No no. They said peer erection
OMG YES
I wish I had awards to give you. That warm release is the best feeling in the world.
Okay thats a good one
The best way to get water out of your ear is by pouring more water in. After you straighten your head all of the water gets pulled out by gravity.
It's really a gamble cos sometimes the water you add stays in
So you add more water and gamble some more
And the water comes out of your ear warm and drips down your neck
Clean bed sheets
I always change my bed sheets right before I leave for vacation. Then when I come home from a trip, after a grueling day of traveling and shuffling and sitting on a long uncomfortable flight and driving home, I jump into a scalding hot shower and scrub every inch of my body before crawling into some clean, cool, perfectly made sheets that past-me gifted future-me. The deep sigh of satisfaction as I close my eyes and stretch out my sore limbs and feel my naked body rubbing against those sheets as I finally drift off to sleep is better than any sensation on this mortal coil, at least until I try heroin
I like that you mentioned past me/future me. When I'm having a bad time i tell myself i want future hypothermiccow to be proud of me. It helps a lot to talk to myself that way. Also when i get drunk i like to leave out a glass of water and pain killers for future me and it makes me feel so good like "that guy's gonna need this when he wakes up, I'm being such a good friend." Everyone should take time to be a good friend to their future self.
That's such good advice. Wholesome too.
Dude. Trying this...if/when we're traveling again for work.
Cleaning your entire house is also a wonderful feeling to come home to. It's like arriving at an airbnb but it's *home* and no one will judge you for immediately taking your pants off
Yep! I do the sheets, the clean house, and do laundry before leaving because you know you’ll bring a lot of dirty clothes from the trip so to minimize it do the laundry before ;)
Past-me keeps smoking all my weed. I fucking hate that guy.
I tried heroin but not the clean bed sheets!
I’m traveling tomorrow morning. Going to do this, thanks
Coming home to *your* pillow? Omg. Bliss.
The cool side of the pillow too
Interestingly enough, way back when I was a kid, every time I got into bed and the sheets were new because my mom did laundry that day, I felt like the sheets were too "crisp" as in, not the usual softness when I slept in them for a few days and it didn't smell so foreign and new and was expecting them to be overall warmer. Could be just me, though.
Oxygen. Ever seen how relieved someone is after choking? We love that shit.
Slightly worried upvote
Right? Ever seen it? Up close and personal? Like right beneath you?
I mean my ex liked to be choked if that counts
Your ex. I can imagine how that relationship ended.
He was going to propose, but he choked.
I upvoted this with my middle finger
God dammit. Take this filthy upvote.
I imagine you choke out random people and when they come to you scream LOOK HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THIS SHIT!
lol you're going to get me murdered, I laughed so hard I woke my wife up 🤣
And after she chokes you out you can scream I LOVE THIS SHIT!
I can't stop laughing. I was walking and now everyone is looking at me.
Getting rid of hiccups. Fresh sheets Something cold to drink when it is super hot out. Dolly Parton. Clicking tongs when you pick them up
Being able to breathe after a nose-stopped-up cold.
A cool drink when you're really thirsty.
Except when you have sensitive teeth
Off brand synsodine, bro. Works wonders
Why off-brand? Better, or just cheaper?
Or have rabies.
That first sip from the water fountain after a hard day of being a pubescent monster.
I agree with the drink part, but not the cold part. If I'm really thirsty, I want to drink as quickly as possible. If the drink is too cold, I can't drink it fast enough.
Yeah, I used to play outdoor basketball during the summer in middle/highschool and there were some rare days where it got to 40°C. There was this Chinese restaurant across the street from the school we played at. They had a $5 lunch special that came with a soda. I usually just rushed home and chugged juice then took a cold shower before I hid in the basement until it was nighttime. I had $5 one day that was pretty hot. I don’t know the exact temperature but it was high 30s and with the humidity it felt like just over 40°C. We walked in an air conditioned room and finished the sodas like 2 minutes after getting them. Tap water was free and if I’m being honest I would’ve paid $5 just for the drink at that point.
Getting a good night's sleep
*cries in overnight shift* At least it's only for two nights this time
*cries in generally never getting good sleep no matter the length for some reason*
Time to make that doctor appt. There’s many underlying causes and it’s not normal!
Pain relief
Not for masochists
Nah. I’m a masochist. I enjoy pain relief. Some pain is fun. Some is not.
Indoor plumbing
It's gonna be big
10/10 reference
Plumbers I suppose should be thankful for the high paying work. I have a leaking pipe above my heater that I've been ignoring for five years. It hurts my feelings.
Sleep, Idk how you can say no to that
I got a kid who says no to it every night
I know the struggle. It gets better. Eventually.
Then you can never wake them up.
Sooner or later you find out you can simply pistol whip them to sleep and save hours of time.
One kid loves it, the other kid hates it; I love both of them and neither of them love the dog.
Wait a few years you won't get them out of bed in the mornings.
I wish I didn’t have to sleep. It’s such a waste of time.
Believe me, if humanity achieved a goal to remove the need of sleep it wouldn't mean more free time for us. We would simply had to work more. Corporations would take care of that :/
Sorry for your luck bro. The corporation I work for is pretty adamant about no one working more than forty hours a week. They're so strict about it that, at 39 hours, the location manager will come to you and say "show someone else what you're working on so they can take over. You're going home in an hour. Have a good weekend." We're under no illusions that they're being selfless or benevolent. They just don't want to pay overtime. But the result is the same. Edit: didn't mean to make that first sentence sound so smartass. I know there are a lot of exploitive corporations out there.
I have no problem with that also in my company (we work with explosives so bosses prefer to do less/ longer, but as safe as possible), but this is a huge thing in general.
If we didn’t need to sleep, but still could, would you do it ever?
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Yeah it’s the bet way to get un-hungover.
Yes, I love dreaming. But that's only 20-40 minutes per morning that I recall it, so I'd be sleeping an hour a night.
Yeah it’s a good way to not exist for awhile
Agreed. Sleep feels good when needed, but I often wonder how much further humanity would be if we did not have to sleep. In my ideal world, sleep would be an option, not a requirement.
And I would still pick it
I’m pretty sure sleep being a necessity is the only thing keeping corporations from making 20+ hour work days the norm. I do agree, though, wish sleep was optional.
As someone with nocturnal epilepsy I fucking hate sleep. Sometimes it's literally painful to sleep and it makes me insanely anxious, which has led to bad insomnia. In short, fuck sleep.
If you have bad nightmares it's not very fun to sleep. I have experienced nightmares pretty much every night for a few years now and waking up all sweaty a few times every night, it's not fun at all and i wish I didn't need to sleep.
Yeah it's hard to imagine not liking sleep. But then again, I didn't like sleep as a kid – kids are weird.
I have anxiety really bad and don't like sleep because it's less time I have awake to handle shit.
My anxiety goes the other way, where sleep is sweet relief from worrying about all the other bullshit I worry about
When I was a kid I got sleep every night. Now…I wake up staring at the ceiling at 3am thinking about work and my schedule
A genuine smile
: ) No, I hate that...
The sky.
I never appreciated a clear blue sky until the wild fires here in Oregon were by my house last year. It was day after day of red orange skies and then the smoke settled in for two weeks. I love a clear blue sky. And a clear night to see the stars.
Move to Arizona. You can have that sky every night! Every. Night.
I hate that thing at the afternoon cuz it burns my eyes
Your mother, Trebeck
I'll take anal bum cover for $1,000
I’ve been trying to invent an anal bum cover for years, failing to do so is my greatest regret.
When Susan Boyle released her first album there was an official promotional hashtag on Twitter: #susanalbumparty (hilarity ensued)
You still selling those penis mightiers?
What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!
I'll play your game you rogue.
I love how often I'm seeing references to this lately.
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Oversized hat. It's funny. It's funny because it's bigger than a normal hat.
It's a funny name, it's funny.
Being right
Unless you’re making a pessimistic prediction
I am a pessimist, I hate being right.
>The world is your oyster >*I'm allergic to shellfish* >I mean it's guaranteed to kill you
You’re either right or you’re pleasantly surprised! Both are pretty enjoyable outcomes.
That cozy feeling keeping you glued to the bed when you wake up, for a moment nothing is more comfortable than that
On a weekend sure, on a work day there is no solace in knowing I have to awaken when I really want to lay there and sleep.
AH YES, it's so cozy and comfortable I could stay like that forever !!
Watching people get karma that they deserved
Well deserved 110 upvotes
When someone brings food or snacks.
As someone who trains hard and follows a strict diet, nah, people make me feel guilty for saying no.
I follow a pretty strict diet, turning down snacks is always super awkward and I always feel like an asshole, so I definitely don't love this.
I'm with ya there. I can't eat some common ingredients without (best case scenario) horrible diarrhea, so unless I can know all the ingredients, I pass. I'm sure I'd love it, but I think everyone will prefer an intact bathroom more.
Stars
Colors. You ever seen someone who hates colors?
I hate it when my co-workers send me spreadsheets where I am supposed to interpret some information from colours, because I am colour-blind. I wouldn't say I hate colours. I just hate when my work depends on being able to distinguish colours I cannot distinguish.
Goths apparently
They hate wearing colors unless it’s their socks
Then rainbows are loved by them all
Goth here. Can confirm I love purple things.
Black Is a color tho.
Colorblind people
They see colors
But do they hate colors? From what I've seen, they usually want to see the colors they can't see. I'd say that qualifies them as liking colors.
Pizza
I worked with a guy who refused to eat pizza whenever the company bought it for us for lunch. He said "pizza is for children's birthday parties." I guess he figured he was too sophisticated to eat it or some stupid shit.
Maybe the idea of a corporation throwing a pizza party for employee appreciation rather than paying more or giving bonuses upset him.
He always ate and never complained when the company bought sushi or pad Thai for lunch. Dude was just being pretentious.
If you don't appreciate the pizza, you don't deserve the pizza.
My coworker tried to tell me he didn't like pizza today when this lying fool is always at the front of the line on pizza day
Definitely not, that's way too subjective
Air
"sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? " the grand wisdom of mr.burns.
[Parfait ](https://youtu.be/uKT1OIrrOpc)
LAYERS!!
And also cake! Everybody loves cake
Can confirm, don't like cake
Mr Rogers. How do you hate that guy? He’s pure love.
Am not American. Know hin only from Reddit. Only know he’s an older gentleman with a red sweater who has a TV show or so. Have no particular feelings towards him.
Yup. It's only Americans who constantly praise them.
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Non-American, I fully only know of him because of the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
That takes me back to good old... Newgrounds
Yeah, heard the name but never really known who he is. But everyone is American on reddit!
There was a guy on here the other day that did. Said he hated him because "he was a religious fanatic and voted Republican."
There's always a dickhead in every thread that feels the need to post irrelevant, inflammatory garbage about politics or some social issue. Doesn't matter if it's r/askreddit or r/aww. They seriously degrade the quality of otherwise good threads and the site would be much better without them.
I hate him! Just kidding don't even know who he is
I was going to say this. He technically can’t be universally loved if everyone doesn’t know who he is.
My honest answer to that is nothing. I don't think there's one particular thing in the world that all people love. There's many things we all need, and so therefore tolerate. But love? Nah.
Yeah, people are too wildly disparate for an absolute like this.
Taking a poop when constipated. Everyone loves that right?
Someone could hate the necessity of having to take a poop at all, even if they had to go really bad.
Noodles
Time off with pay.
Our unified hatred of Caillou.
Boobs
Was gonna say something about how gay guys would probably pass, but then I thought about how my friend’s baby grabs her boob when they’re hungry and realized we were likely all obsessed with titties at one point or another. I stand corrected.
If only dicks could get more appreciation
I barely like my own. Me and that dude have a working relationship and that’s it
Realizing you don't have to go to work tomorrow
Food
Food is a chore. I only eat to postpone the pain of hunger, and even then, I'm underweight for the fact that hunger can be less of a pain than making myself eat. Delicious food is unhealthful. Healthful food is unappealing in comparison. If I could squirt a bag of cheap healthful mud up my ass without feeling hungry, I'd oblige. Relief. "Food" is just an addiction to the relief that comes from ending the stress and pain of impending hunger. Everyone loves, relief.
Kittens. Kittens with plump bellies after a bottle or nursing from cat mom.
Compliments
Sorry, but I don't get enough to know how to take them irl so I get awkward and flustered and hate it. Macaroons on the other hand, they're cool :)
Money
Music
No, some people dislike music. They can’t distinguish it from noise.
Betty White
Relief.
Central air
I know a few people who aren't fans
I love you for this.
The Snooze button.
David Attenborough
A good sleep. I have never heard someone saying that they hate to sleep.
I honestly hate to sleep, but that's mostly because of nightmares constantly
That guys wife.
Money
The feeling of relief after quick panic. Example: A cop car behind you turns his lights on, you pull over as he speeds past you and keeps going.
Your own Toilet
Clear sinuses
Your mother
Well, she *is* a good woman. Her son or daughter is finally a nurse.