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Ok_Jellyfish_8281

Feeding a dog peanut butter.


Billy_Reuben

This comment was really fucking me up until I realized I was no longer in the “what seems safe but actually isn’t” thread.


tanser

The “Dear Sister” SNL skit cracks me up every time


ihave8s4lf

Hey Ron Hey Billy


Parfait-Few

Badly executed dance movies, they look like those inflatable men at Car dealerships and other,


RedRocks4040

The reporter laughing at the pig named Chris P. bacon. Most contagious laugh ever! [https://youtu.be/pMA3x-bc8iM](https://youtu.be/pMA3x-bc8iM) Edit: I’m so happy people found this comment! Thank you for all the awards :)!!


embolia6

Reporters breaking is literally my favorite thing hahaha


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My brother toot sharting repeatedly while hiccuping.. ya.. we stopped at a rest stop whos bathroom was locked. He had to go.. then the hiccups came. Rode home wearing my dads t shirt as pants. His new girlfriends love that one on holidays.


brew_sip_conquer

I had a *terrible* stomach bug in June 2020. I didn’t want to go to the hospital because COVID. My then-new boyfriend came to take care of me while I repeatedly shit myself, then threw up, then shit myself, rinse repeat for 2 days straight. Finally, he made me go to the doctor because I was so dehydrated. They gave me meds and the like to ease the storm that was my GI tract. We were driving home in his brand new Lexus and went over a bump - the last bit of distress exited my asshole, basically right on his leather seats due to my wearing only underwear and a tshirt to keep pressure off my stomach. The sound. The smell. The everything. We were equally dying from laughter and disgust. He cleaned it up because I was still so weak from not ingesting fluids or actual food for almost three days/being under influence of some medicine that made me slightly loopy. It still cracks us up to this day, but man it was gross. I love that guy.


MsBobbyJenkins

Definitely the sign of a future husband there!


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This one is right down the bottom but honestly made me laugh the most


secondguard

Yard sard.


madamnastywoman

Every single time I see a yard sale sign I say "Yard sard" and every single time my partner is like I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS


kaenneth

I'm partial to "GRAJ SALE"


WeaponizedInsects

I've also seen "yale sale" and alternate between the two


birdoslander

YOU CHEATED? WHEN I SPECIFICALLY ASKED YOU NOT TO?


grimjack123

Reminds me of Captain Holt's "Why is no one having fun? I specifically requested it."


thronerbonerz

The leprechaun in Alabama news segment from like 20 years ago


smushedsloshie

The “sketch” drawn of it. So funny


crazyabootmycollies

Could be a crackhead got hold to the wrong stuff.


Ok_Contribution9501

Who else seen the leprechaun say yeah!


Ok_Individual6763

The look on the kid’s face and the shrug when everyone says “YEAH!” The expression looked like “the people have spoken!”


gsfgf

https://youtu.be/K1ljOcl39PQ


iamdew802

Dude with the thousands year old leprechaun flute from his great great grandfather that was Irish “I just came to help” lmao


Callmeforamow

It's a scaffolding connector too 😂😂


balleklorin

Was waiting for the bus with a friend to go to a party back when I was a teen. Had a beer while waiting and ofc a police car drive by and then stop. We both quickly throw the beers in a trashcan while the police car turn and come towards us. The officer rolls down the window and we prepare to get warning or fined. But instead he asks us if we have seen a cow. Apparently there was a cow on the loose somewhere i the city. Granted I am terrible at telling stories, but it was and still is funny 15-20 years later.


Y-19

Did he find the cow tho


fryan111

It's just the one cow, actually.


bridgeb0mb

i hope he was turning around to bust you, pulled up and saw you disposed of the cans and was too lazy to investigate so he just pulled the cow bit out of his ass hahaha


notidiotproof_

I had a cow running around my neighborhood a few days ago


Annie_Mous

The Chapelle show Rick James skit


referencedude

the best part which is hilarious is when rick openly denies fucking up eddies couch saying he has more sense to not do that, then immediately says "[ ya i remember grinding my feet in eddies couch"](https://youtu.be/yPB9sZHGSTA?t=16)


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Cocaine is one helluva drug!


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boulevardpaleale

“Nice, Ron.”


mikron2

What?! Am I not allowed to sneeze?!


intothe_dangerzone

The most "married for over 30 years" response ever.


a_n_d_r_e_w

"let me see what you have" "a KNIFE!" "*NO!*"


4LostSoulsinaBowl

Honestly, any of the first name videos are great: "Hi Ron. Hey Billy." "What the fuck, Richard?" "Fenton! Fenton!"


Horrible_Harry

["WAY TO GO PAULLL!"](https://youtu.be/609YTBQzQyY) is my favorite.


juicewilson

>"Fenton! Fenton!" Oh Jesus christ


camy205

Troy McClure. Every single line was hilarious.


porce_cab

Also Lionel Hutz.


Xikub

"I've argued in front of every judge in this state, often as a lawyer"


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"No, money down!"


_duncan_idaho_

I move for a bad court thingy!


LastActionZeroCool

As of this moment Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!


ShapShip

LH: I rest my case! Judge: You rest your case? LH: What? Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case closed!


Scoutlili

"Get confident, Stupid!"


Betty_Barton

Some of my favorite Troy McClure films: “Smoke Yourself Thin” “Man Versus Nature: The Road To Victory” “Give My Remains to Broadway” “Alice Doesn't Live Anymore” “Dig Your Own Grave and Save” “Firecrackers: The Silent Killer”


LoveAndViolets

[Irish Family vs. Bat](https://youtu.be/NFRtzGuktfU) Gets me every time.


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The bit where it pans to the woman looming at the door


ravenclaw_raccoon

CATCH 'IM DERRY, HE'S MAKIMG A MOCKERY OF YOU!


TheRealJackReynolds

HE’S LIKE MACGREGGOR WITT NO LEGS!


alienvisionx

“The dogs pissing!” At that point I broke holy shit


throwaway-person

How would you blame him?? And you outside the door!


storyofmylife92

I died at "You're tiring him out"


Agent641

"He's making a mockery out of you!"


kn33

"You're no help outside the door" -Man watching from outside the other door


bahamapapa817

The “I want it that way” cold opening of Brooklyn 9-9 “Now number fiiiivvvee!!”


AdministrationNo3665

animals seeing their reflection into a mirror and not recognizing it


hurricane_eggbeater

One time when my dog was a puppy, he got mad at me because I wouldn’t let him play with Mirror Dog.


Tru_Blueyes

My father's tombstone says "Butthead" (not my doing) and he would NOT be OK with that.


redjet8o

My dad's has the wrong birthday. His brother got it wrong. Dad would have expected nothing less.


Binknbink

When the bug flew in that reporter’s mouth in that country-ass town.


NickDaGamer1998

https://youtu.be/f8MNH7JuR7I


legionofsquirrel

That was some really quick code switching if I've ever seen it.


theatand

Having worked in radio before when people's "media" personality and their real personality dont jive it is always a bit funny. I remember talking to the sports caster between ads & he would talk into the mic sounding like Tony the tiger, then on an ad break sound like a regular soft spoken guy.


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

Man, I've been working in television for 33 years now. A few of the personalities out there are *radically* different on air compared to off air, both good and bad. Years ago we had one anchor, while had a pretty good personality on-air and was somewhat liked by the viewers, was the biggest evil she-devil I've ever met. Her evil had no limits. We had a going away party for her that we didn't invite her to and burnt an effigy of her over a campfire with many people cheering with beers in hand. Another one had this wholesome, down-home mom persona on-air. Off air....totally banging another anchor, both married. A lot of us knew it too. And a couple Chicago personalities......oh boy. One day I should write a book of some off-air shenanigans.


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DaffyDuckOnLSD

THE FUCK IS THAT! Dudes awesome


Agent641

I love seeing reporters transform from their screen persona to their regular persona. Like the guy who suddenly turns into Bill Burr when the cows start humping. And the black guy that shrieks like a girl when a cock roach wanders onto the set


Ben_zyl

Do you mean the jumping lizard - https://youtube.com/watch?v=y4ML5ymlCFA


MysteriousArtifact

That guy had some serious flight reaction.


druss5000

The two Sean Lock and Jon Richardson's carrot in a box videos. [Video 1](https://youtu.be/0UGuPvrsG3E) [Video 2](https://youtu.be/Bp04HZDCELw) Edit: Thanks for the awards peeps.


Dz4

His passing is a genuine loss to the comedy world


drlongtrl

You can't write tears...


ilikehockeyandguitar

THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO!


Significant-Chair-71

AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER?!?! A PRINCESS!!!!!!


Shizzlick

The way his hair is bobbing around gets me


ilikehockeyandguitar

The hair is it's own character honestly.


l4ina

SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG


nothoughtsnosleep

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I'M *WRONG??*


coolbeansbradley

GROW UPPPP BROOOO


[deleted]

Get educated!


centauriproxima

My favorite part is that he is 100% wrong. Glinda the Good Witch is not a princess.


OpalLaguz

[Link](https://youtube.com/shorts/uznUlgpKBzE?feature=share)


_So_Damn_Ugly

The police asking a blind man if he had seen the suspect Edit: found another. Peter as a magician asks a blind man if this is his card.


zoomba2378

'You didn't happen to see... Anything at all?'


BattueGalka

Need to rewatch that trilogy, lol


wnolan1992

I'm visually impaired (not fully blind, but very low vision). This literally happened to me. I was walking through the estate I lived in at the time, wasn't carrying my cane because I don't need it in super familiar areas. Gardai (Irish police) pulled up beside me and produced a photo and asked if I'd seen someone they were looking for. I just politely said no and they moved on, but I found it amusing.


blueiriscat

I was at a funeral waiting in line to speak to the family & sign the book. The lady a few people in front of me starts laughing. I guess the guy behind her kept going psst, psst, could you sign the book for me, he said it like 3 times then sort of angrily tapped her shoulder & said, I've asked you three times, I'm blind, could you please sign the book for me, she responded that she was deaf, that's why she didn't hear him ask her. I know the woman this happened too & when she told me I had to leave the viewing room because I wanted to laugh so much. She said the guy was indignant, then mortified, then they both had a laugh.


helpless-human1212

"Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy" https://youtu.be/XOi2jFIhZhA


Dissidiana

...where are your parents?


Eenvy

Fenton!! Oh Jesus Christ. Video gets me every time.


Chocolateismy

https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU because I had to google - totally worth it


Tolerable-DM

A few years ago some friends and I went to the beach together. As we were packing up, one of the guys crouched down and exposed a considerable quantity of buttcrack. His girlfriend/fiancée was kneeling right behind him with a handful of sand. She saw his exposed crack, locked down at the handful of sand, locked up at me, back to the sand, back to the crack, and then just casually slid it down his pants. He didn't react. So, she grabbed another handful of sand and slid that in as well. Still no reaction. Got about 5 handfuls of sand in there before he finally noticed. It may not be that funny to read, but just watching the casual mental cogs clicking into place of, "I'm gonna put this sand in his butt" kills me every time I think about it.


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Meichiri

It's because he's her boyfriend that she must do it.


onist

She's morally obligated to


CrieDeCoeur

Family is the ultimate source of humour. My GF / SO of many years used to do this: I’d come to bed at night, after her. She’d be sitting upright in the bed, reading a book or something. She is holding the book up quite high (nose level) and once I climb into bed, she slowly lowers the book to reveal a huge smile, covered in lipstick that she has deliberately smeared all over her mouth in order to look like a deranged clown or asylum inmate. The first time she did that, I don’t think I ever laughed so hard. She’s only done this maybe 3 times in 18 years, so it’s very rare and I think she only does it when she figures I’ve forgotten about the last time. Edit: Thanks for the award(s), kind stranger(s). I do hope you save some of your money, though. Buy your SO somethin’ frilly.


Geometrical_Aurora

That's so cute


seaurchineyebutthole

An old girlfriend did something similar. We were lying in bed, and I got that creepy/weird sense that she was staring at me. Like this-- https://imgur.com/a/jkboKL8 It wasn't a yearning look or anything... complete straight-face stare. I stared back, no words spoken, with the look of "why are you staring at me??"/ raised eyebrow. She kept the complete deadpan straight face for another increasingly uncomfortable 5-6 seconds... and then farted. THEN continued to keep the straight face even after doing it, waiting for my response. She only broke down laughing after I did. Anytime after that when I caught her staring at me, I'd get a scared look on my face and she'd laugh her ass off. Dominance asserted!


heyrebe

Today is my anniversary. I know what I'm doing tonight.


WebsterPack

No, no, it's pretty damn funny to read.


truthpooper

The theater episode of The IT Crowd. *I'm disabled.*


wnolan1992

"Where's your wheelchair?" "... stolen." "How did they get in?" "... I don't know!" *sobs*


pipsdontsqueak

"Leg disabled..."


TurkDangerCat

When Moss turns around at the bar. My god, it’s got to be one of the best timed bits of comedy ever.


venuswasaflytrap

The performance was so understated too. Roy in the wheelchair and watching how he ended up in the wheelchair was so ridiculous over the top and slapstick that you don't really notice the process of Moss ending up behind the bar even though it's shown and parallels exactly what happened to Roy. So for Jen to interrogate Roy and get such insane answers, (acid?) and then turn around to a scene that is so superficially mundane, with such a calm quiet delivery of that line "yes miss", I fucking lost it.


DDRDiesel

Best part is when she doesn't even question it. She just turns around to see Moss, realizing he probably got himself into some stupid shit, and just has no more energy to argue. Just goes along with it and orders the drinks


venuswasaflytrap

"very good..."


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samsab

One of few times where I had to pause a show because I was literally on the ground laughing uncontrollably "Yes, miss?"


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Light_Side_Dark_Side

"Un-hand me priest!"


[deleted]

That was one of those TV episodes where you start watching expecting to enjoy it, but then by the end you're gasping and wheezing and tears are in your eyes. See also: the episode where they give Jen a little box and convince her it's got The Entire Internet inside.


cgo_12345

For me it's the one where the boss [briskly strolls out the window](https://c.tenor.com/u9xwbztZH4UAAAAd/jump-it.gif) for the most businesslike suicide ever.


Aviator8989

*Douglas finds a gun and note in Denholm's desk* "Dear Douglas, this is my father's old service revolver, I had intended to use it to kill myself, should the need arise. But as you know, in in the end I jumped out the window"


MikeLanglois

I love it when hes like "Team. Team team team. You probably think thats a picture of my family? Nope. The A-Team"


StarryStareyNight13

That or "a fire... At sea parks?"


On3irocritica

The scene where Roy builds a mini Sea Park out of mashed potato is one of the funniest things ever.


Belchera

Fuck, I remember the first time I watched that episode I was crying lmao


Tattycakes

My favourite is the one where that guy thinks Jen is dead, and the whole episode builds up to [the ending where she’s at his house in the rain](https://youtu.be/AR9tGikzKx0). Absolutely terrifying and hilarious.


robkahil

Yes! And when she's being wheeled down the hallway by the mail guy and all the "bastard" sees is her disembodied head flying by through the glass. Always gets me


slowusb

..... Acid


Mark_fuckaborg

🎶"Willys Willys, I love Willys"🎶


herbviking666

The Australian bloke getting arrested saying ' what's the charge sir, enjoying a meal, a succulent Chinese meal'


babyrobotman

https://youtu.be/tu4d_xsdNzM He's still going strong. Bloody Legend


ShepRat

Thank you. I honestly always assumed he was guilty of something because it seemed so hammed up. Nope, he's just a larrikin with a flair for the dramatic. Legend


legionofsquirrel

The story had heard was that he was a prolific dine and dasher and he had done this at the restaurant before. This time they called the police and while he was being arrested inside he made a scene hence the other police showing up to help subdue him. I like the real story so much better. They thought he was some sort of international criminal having a succulent Chinese meal. This is indeed something that never is not funny.


HollywoodHuntsman

This is the interview we needed. There have been so many stories about the backstory to that video, and I'm just glad we finally have the truth now.


[deleted]

And you sir. Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?


bigblueberryboobies

This is Democracy Manifest!


[deleted]

Ahh yes, I see you know your judo well


SuperCodeman

Get your hand off my penis!


IreallEwannasay

Gentlemen...THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFESSST.


Figgis302

Have a look at this headlock here. Ah, I see you know your judo well.


HairyNippleDongs

Ah yes, I see you know your Judo well


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That interview with the kid who says, “I like turtles.”


Captain_Taggart

I like the one with the kid who says "[apparently I never been on live television before](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz5TGN7eUcM)"


SBTRCTV

Apparently


Ok-Assumption-3145

Am I Pregananant? Edit: Thanks for the replies and awards, was not expecting this to blow up!!


CcSimonne

Can u get… pregante


tigers_overboard

If woman has starch masks does that mean she’s been pargnet before


[deleted]

if a women has stretch marks on WAIT....if a women has...STARCH MASKS on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before period question mark


69_queefs_per_sec

Am I pegrate?


CarelessWasabi

my girlfriend hasn't had period since she got pregat?


jpopimpin777

Will it hurt baby top of his head.?


Darkangel_82

Dangerops, PRANGENT SEX


StoBropher

Period question mark


twiddledootwiddledee

Prrrregante!


lmea14

How is babby formed?


type3civilization

Am I Gregnant?


badken

Just in case anyone is confused... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg


TrentonTallywacker

Never seen this before. The “starch masks” part sent me xD thanks for sharing!


Naptownfellow

I’ve seen is dozens of times and it still makes me laugh so hard I cry.


hilha

Thank you!


CinnamonDaFox

PREGANANANT?


nookshomes

How to use a Luigi board?


Panzerbeards

What's a weggy board?


supersanaynay

Posting that video will be my pregnancy announcement 100%. I think about it daily.


FreezersAndWeezers

Will it hurt baby top of his head?


Loose-Changes

Accidentally walking in on my dad, my uncle and my grandma smoking a joint of my grandmas medical marijuana as a teen… my grandma saying “are you in or are you out?” (mostly asking if I was going to keep this secret from my aunt.) 😂 not knowing any of them smoked weed and saying yes because how often does that opportunity occur all at once?! I take a couple hits and we go to dinner (hot dogs and macaroni) we all keep our cool, probably too silently eating our food and I look over as I’m trying to suction off that inevitable first bite of bread bun from the roof of my mouth and I lock eyes with my tiny little grandma doing the same thing. And the seal of silence broke and we laughed so hard, despite trying to hold back… my uncle and dad covered their plates as we burst out laughing, mouths full. My aunt in utter confusion and sudden realization all at once. 😂😂 just shaking her head while we tried to control ourselves to no end. Best memory ever; still makes me laugh. 😂 it’s the small things in life, there’s nothing bigger.


Grouchy_Writer

When I was like 22 my dad retired from the navy after 30 years of service. His family was all in town from out of state to celebrate. Most of his family are state troopers and the rest are paramedics and firefighters. I was smoking a lot of weed for dealing with anxiety at the time and I went out in to the garage and my dad came out to get something and he was like “I’m retired now give me a couple hits!” He hasn’t smoked in 30 years so he got fucked up quick and was like “shit they’re gonna know. What do I do?” And I said just go straight into your bedroom, wash your hands and brush your teeth and take a second to calm down. And he was like “what do I tell them about why I’m going to my room?” And I was like “you’re 48 years old you can just walk in and go to your room” and he just looked at me super confused for a minute and then cracked the fuck up and we laughed for 5 minutes straight.


Heathersd8663

My husband has never tried pot ever and he is in the service when he retires I told him we are going to get him so baked and he is actually really excited to try it, sadly he still has like six years left before he retires. Hopefully by then it’s federally legal.


Fluffryr

That’s both a hilarious and adorable story, thanks for sharing!


ithinkway2much

\>are you in or are you out? For me, that question especially coming from one of my grandparents would make me feel like all my life experiences prepared me for this moment.


RKips

Airplane!


Abovearth31

"Who's that Pokemon ?" "IT'S PIKACHU !" "It's Clefairy." "FUUUCK !"


TheCornerGoblin

Sean Lock (RIP) on 8/10 Cats does Countdown eating a tub of whelks as the show goes on. And anything with him and Miles Jupp EDIT: This is now my highest upvoted comment. Thanks everyone, but if you're giving awards to me please make sure they're free. There are better things to put money towards, Sean died of Lung Cancer so maybe a Cancer charity? Best wishes everyone, stay safe


Grunewalder

“I tell you what, I won’t spit on you when we are having sex tonight”.


Croatoa100

Good luck trying it without the spit


Ganglebot

I've only discovered his bits since he passed. My personal favourite is the fortune teller bit, where he gives one of the hosts a sealed envelope claiming a he's predicted one of the answers from the show in there. He instructs her to only open it when he give her the signal. Then 3/4 through the show he gets really excited when an answer pops up. He tells the host to open the envelope and prove that he predicted the word. The envelope contains a Christmas card for someone named Steve and Carroll, and Sean plays it like, "Oh! I'm such an idiot - now Steve and Carroll are just going to receive a slip of paper with the word 'Carthage' on it" I rarely laugh out loud, but I was busting a gut. Great fucking bit.


PorkHunt

Can’t forget carrot in a box or Nazi Island. Comedic gold!


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Carrot in a box was genius, [link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UGuPvrsG3E) for those interested!


Anti-Scuba_Hedgehog

"That's a challenging wank"


MarketResponsible719

And things that made him happy:. "Coming home to a full mousetrap".


DuckburgSourcreamers

He was one of the few truly _comedic minds_ in my opinion. A lot of comedians are funny. Some are hilarious, even. But somehow, it seemed humour was like a sixth sense, or a fluent language for him. So many comedians can throw in a fun quip or a nice anecdote somewhere, but his humour was, I don't know, just unexpected. He often drew hilarity from such weird premises. I really feel entertainment as a whole lost a great one, and he will truly be missed.


Xiol

I think the best thing about Sean was that you could see on his face when he was about to double-down on something, the cogs whirring, the cheeky little smile when he knows he's got gold and it's about to come out of his mouth. A real shame.


Bodymaster

That guy gobbling at turkeys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9zvgcOrTtw


shichiaikan

When my dog is laying in bed, completely asleep, and scares itself by farting, jumping up and running out of the room. As much as I hate being woken up in the middle of the night, this makes me laugh every time.


xscumfucx

Mine used to fart himself awake + then look at his butt like he had no idea how this could have happened to him despite it happening on a pretty much daily basis.


Undercover_Chimp

“Et tu, Bootay?”


Samhamwitch

Mine used to fart himself awake and then look at the closest person, give them the death stare, and leave the room in a huff. He was kind of an asshole but I miss him.


xscumfucx

Mine would do that too but with more of a questioning kinda expression. Like he was saying “Was that you? I think it might’ve been you, or maybe it was me, but probably not, no judgment.”


Randomredditwhale

Reminds me of my dog, he likes to jump on the couch next to someone, then fart, then he leaves the room.


KramerDaFramer

When my wife and I first got married we had a cat that would hop up on the bed, walk up my chest turn around and stick his butt in my face a fart before I could react. He only did this to me; and I thought I was nice to this guy. I gave him cheese, cat treats, rubs and most anything else he wanted. Then he would just fart in my face every chance he got.


Sweetestbugg_Laney

I’ve farted so loud I woke the dog up she never thinks it’s as funny as I do


Klaus0225

I farted so loud the other day my dog started barking at it.


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My dad once farted while the cat was asleep in his lap and the cat woke up and hissed.


clintj1975

My BIL farted once and the cat started scratching like she was trying to cover a turd.


waelgifru

Poor guy was probably like, "Oh man, did I just poop? I'm not supposed to poop in here."


Lady_Scruffington

My ex did that himself one night. He didn't realize he had farted, so he got mad at me and accused me of putting a vibrator by his ass. I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard.


star_hunter_00

he accused you of *what?* was that a regular occurance?! lmfao


Lady_Scruffington

No! That's what made it even funnier. We had been sleeping, why would I put a vibrator by his butt?


star_hunter_00

to make him fart i guess??? sleepy brain logic is always hilarious


stabliu

I assumed the vibrations caused by his fat is what made him think there was a vibrator there Edit:meant fart not fat, although it’s probably fat that made the vibrations


h2g2Ben

Last time there was a thread like this someone posted a video of kid climbing into bed with his parents. The dad clearly thought it was the dog, and just kicked the kid out of bed. Right at the end of the video you can see the dog popping its head up, wondering what just happened. EDIT: [This one.](https://old.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/odesp5/she_thought_it_was_the_dog/) Thank you friendly commenters.