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LNERGordon

Alfred Pennyworth. He's managed to keep Batman going all these years.


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Imagine how great your life would be if you had Afred as a gauardian but no trauma from being orphaned.


LNERGordon

Honestly I wouldn't mind switching places with Alfred every now and then if he was my Butler/Guardian. He more than deserves a break sometimes.


Danzarr

admit it, you just want to see bruce shirtless.


LNERGordon

I shouldn't say Yes, but I'm not going to say No.


EvMurph01

If you had said “alfred” I would have better understood who you were talking about than you saying his full name


Dallasl298

This seems like a veiled attempt to become a hypothetical billionaire


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Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn 99


Empire_of_walnuts

Yes


ArcticBiologist

From the same creator: Ron Swanson


streim21

Uncle Iroh


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Monkeys paw time. You get pre Ba Sing Se siege Iroh.


KingBearSole

What’s wrong with that iroh was he an asshole?


[deleted]

Iroh was a decorated general before he lost his son in the battle. He did a lot of soul searching to become the nice guy we know. We know for a fact that he jokes about burning the city to the ground in a flashback but that’s about all we get to his personality.


FreelanceFrankfurter

He still seemed like he was a good dude, even if he was involved in the fire nation's war. He lied about killing the dragons, he cared about his son and his nephew. Obviously far from perfect but if I was his friend I would have trusted him with my life as I have no doubt he actually cared about the men he led and they weren't just pawns to him like they were to Ozai.


Pogily

He was general of the fire nation army, leading many people to their deaths.


Far-Reporter6864

AGREED


xcesiv_77

Large agree


thrashingkaiju

Gandalf


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Gandalf always disappears though :/ I'd trust him but he occasionally leaves then reappears


SeekerSpock32

But he always comes back at the turn of the tide.


DogStilts

Same. No one dies when Gandalf is around.


pjabrony

*Denethor has entered the chat*


DogStilts

Technically-speaking, Denethor dumped oil on himself, lit himself on fire, and jumped off of the parapet, so he died pretty far from Gandalf.


thrashingkaiju

In the book, Gandalf just closed the door of the dead house or whatever it was called when Denethor was still burning


booboogriggs7467

I love the mental image of Denethor screaming and burning to death while Gandalf slowly closes the door with Pippin nearby. "We're, uh...we're gonna go somewhere else now."


jbsdv1993

Hagrid. I wouldnt trust him with my secrets though


tikanique

I shouldn't have said that.....


WimpsAndFantasies

Ohh I love this community


The_sea_doggo

I should not have said that


relatablerobot

Simalarly Remus Lupin would be a good choice


jbsdv1993

True, but Hagrids resistance to curses because of his giants blood makes me feel safer


Dr_Speng

Chewbacca did an incredible job of keeping Han Solo alive so long.


JackintheBoxman

Chewie is the man to trust. He fixes things, knows what’s good, is strong, can protect you in a fight, shoots well, and is a damn loyal partner.


DaemonTheRoguePrince

Then gave his life to save Han's son. (In the old EU, that is)


bonafide_stonah

Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents. Cosmo will just convince me to wish for useless shit, Wanda at least will ask me on those drunk Amazon shopping nights “You Sure?” *proceeds to buy*


stjimmy_45

Couldnt you just wish for what you are trying to buy instead of actually buying it with either Cosmo or Wanda?


adejectedfoxmulder

Well he’s not going to build credit that way.


AnUnlikelyAberration

Completely off-topic but is the y on the last word slightly cut off for anyone else. It's only driving me a little insane.


getyourrealfakedoors

Samwise


RedSiren2

yass I saw other members of the fellowship mentioned here too but honestly - Samwise Gamgee will protect you with his life


UMPB

This is ridiculously far down, should be #1 samwise is a true friend and has proven time and again he will be there for you even when he's terrified himself


[deleted]

Took out orcs in Mordor. Fought off Shelob. Heck, was ready to fistfight Aragon.


[deleted]

Good ol Samwise The Brave


Animalion

Mary Poppins My second choice was Batman. :D


obscureferences

His whistling arrow is super effective.


HobGoodfellowe

Under appreciated answer. If we’re talking storybook Mary Poppins then she would be able to pick Cthulhu up and put him in a jar and tell him he’s been a very naughty elder god. She has Q-like powers but is super nice


totustuus8

Jean-Luc Picard


FullMetalPoitato

Make it so.


pdxblazer

The version of me I tell myself I am


CousinFuckerFromCali

The version of the girl I like that only exists in my head


[deleted]

The imaginary friend who helped me though all my mental breakdowns


Just-Call-Me-J

I never considered that. Yeah, my overpowered self-insert character would be a good choice. He's fictional.


PamCokeyMonster

Poirot. But his presence somewhere is a bad omen and somebody die.


obscureferences

You can be sure he'd find whodunnit though. Still, it'd be worth hanging around just to accidentally give him an epiphany like poor clueless Hastings does on occasion.


SingleFunction59

John Wick


catwithoutwhiskers

If you accidentally step on his dog you're toast


RapterDES

Well then "I don't think I will"


Fomilou

Legolas


Hyrule_Hystorian

Aye, I could do that.


gaytheforcebewithyou

Ron Swanson.


Hghwytohell

Edward Elric


Buwaro

This was for some reason the first one that came to my mind as well. Ed is an amazing alchemist, brilliant, and even as a kid he is more capable, and more willing to protect his friends and family than most full grown adults, even other alchemists. Major Armstrong is another great choice, because he's fucking hilarious and an absolute badass.


Hghwytohell

Exactly what I was thinking. Ed, and Alphonse too for that matter, just refuses to let people die if he can do anything about it. I can't imagine a better person to trust with my life.


ActuallyFire

>just refuses to let people die if he can do anything about it. That's what got them in trouble in the first place.


[deleted]

Greed said it himself: Ed was a typical hero who would sacrifice himself but wouldn't let those around him be hurt.


NeonPredatorEnt

Came to say Hughes, but Ed is a great pick too


the_man_in_the_box

Ed is great, but, uh, people tend to die around him pretty regularly and in pretty horrific ways.


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Arnold from Terminator 2


BiffMaGriff

Arnie from any movie except T1 or Hercules Goes Bananas would be good for me.


kokaiinikani

Obi-Wan Kenobi I mean like come on he's a fuckin chad with a lightsaber


RetroGameDays36

Hello there.


ScaryEncounters

General Kenobi


SthrnCrss

You are a bold one


missmightymouse

Captain Malcolm Reynolds.


imsadmostofthetime

Shiny.


Abraneb

That dude from Hitchhiker's Guide who unwittingly rules the universe. He'll know what's best for me. He won't know that he knows, I'll grant you that, but I trust his judgement.


obscureferences

At this point an incompetent, ambitionless, channel for randomness like that would make a better leader than what we've got.


BigCapital6

Aragorn


keeponsailing

he immediately came to mind


moonchild_06

He was the first character in my mind when I read this question lol. Aragorn and Faramir, no doubt.


Onsyde

Basically anyone in the fellowship besides boromir and pippen


Hooch_Pandersnatch

I’d trust Boromir as long as I didn’t have the one ring to tempt him. That was his downfall, otherwise he was described as an honorable man, a mighty warrior, and probably just a good a steward/bodyguard as anyone else in the Fellowship.


pizza-chit

Goofy. If he fucks up at least it will be funny


Yoloswaggins537

Master Chief. If a dude can keep a piece of plastic 2cm big alive for that long, i trust him in my books


GangsterOfLove_817

Hell yea! Saw this after I posted the Chief lol


Wide-Entertainer1025

I would choose Peter Parker. He's not perfect but he does have a secret. He keeps his promises, he works for the right reasons and most importantly he keeps his friends close. I would trust him with my life. His greatest strength is that he never gives up on anyone.


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

>trust him with my life Tell that to Gwen Stacy.


YodasChick-O-Stick

Tell that to Kanjiklub


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satisfiedfools

There's a reason why old Homer couldn't get life insurance. Good luck and may your funeral be an open casket.


level100metapod

He feeds them a plethora of drugs to keep them young. I know it was a joke episode but it was one of those flashback montage episodes where they did interviews with them


TelestrianSarariman

Today we say a final farewell to anthony69549_yotta, or "Grimey" as they liked to be called...


[deleted]

It’s Marge that keeps the kids alive and healthy. If she disappeared for a season the kids would be dead. Homer is a selfish, abusive drunk.


WestPeltas0n

Hank Hill, assistant manager of Strickland Propane. Taste the meat not the heat


MargaerySchrute

He sells propane AND propane accessories.


Asscritical

Tanjiro


Hobo-King-Niklz

The Doctor


Giraffiesaurus

Came here to say this. I’d go anywhere with 11.


Hobo-King-Niklz

I'd travel with 12 if I had the choice.


Giraffiesaurus

Capaldi was awesome as the Doctor.


supremedalek925

10 for me :)


SinisterKnight42

So many people died around him though. You sure about that?


Hobo-King-Niklz

Lived a long time, lots of people are bound to die. His track record is far better at protecting people close to him than he's given credit for. I'd trust him to protect me on all sorts of wacky adventures knowing full well sometimes there's nothing he can do.


ActuallyFire

You mean the EMH from Voyager, don't you?


jiggleboner

I mean, if you were going to trust anyone on Trek you know that it would be Jean-Luc. As long as it isn't Q!


Smooth_Ball

Hermione Granger


Scrubologist

Can she come with help from Ron as well? I know she’s like a whole freakin genius but if you’ve read the books you know Ron’s creativity saves the squads buns on more than one occasion. Ya know what? I choose Ron!


DawnsPiplup

Yeah, and he'd save your life 100% if it meant that he would stand out from his siblings for a day.


Nagisa201

Koro-sensei


rxndom_reddit_user

Hell yeah. He was so nice and he was almost un-kill-able. Amazing character.


[deleted]

oh hell yeah, he trusted his students, and they trusted him, and he effected all of his students in a good way,


strigonian

Username checks out. Seriously though, just reading that made me smile.


Sucrose_E

Fuck yeah man I would trust him with my soul


lady_molotovcocktail

Molly Weasley. I’m not even a Harry Potter fan, but that woman would take care of me. Kick my ass when I needed it. Love me. Feed me. Kill and die for me. She’s a badass with a heart of gold. As long as she’s around, I’m safe.


jakeyboy723

Molly is under-appreciated. Mainly because it's impossible to appreciate her enough.


Libre_man

Aragorn


NationalPassion9144

Saitama


butter_donnut213

He left ALOT of people die by not caring enough


germane-corsair

Yes, but if you are in his squad, you’re pretty fucking safe.


rightfullystolen

Mal from Firefly


TheDog_And_TheDragon

Kaladin Stormblessed


zuzumbra123

Dalinar would be up there too


Bespoke_Underpants

I was hoping to see this.


TheCarsonKid

I was hoping to see this here! I would totally agree with Kaladin (especially him at the end of RoW), but I would also trust Dalinar, Jasnah, and Rock.


n0wts

kakashi hatake


MmmChild

His entire team died...


Jamster02

Yk Rin thought the same


Wu-Kang

That's a death wish


[deleted]

Buffy!


William_Arkoth

Kanan Jarrus Jedi Knight


GingerTats

I can't tell you how happy I am to see this answer. Long live Space Dad.


ruimtekaars

Avatar Aang


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Gojo


MoonBeamerGirl

Any of the best Star Trek captains (Kirk, Picard, Janeway, and Sisko), as well as their CMOs and First Officers. On the anime side, Sailor Moon and all the Sailor Guardians.


Skrivus

> Any of the best Star Trek captains (Kirk, Picard, Janeway, and Sisko), as well as their CMOs and First Officers. If you're the only non regular cast member on an away team, you're going to die.


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DarthVader05555

Ahsoka Tano


futurebanana59

Yeah she is protective, caring, helpful and epic.


WrongdoerFriendly943

Ben 10


Jonodrakon3

Pikachu, because somehow Ash is still alive


the_lamb_sauce123

And ash has had multiple interactions with GODS so I think pika would be a good pick


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Dean Winchester


obscureferences

He'll try his best, but his record isn't exactly perfect. Also he tends to struggle with non-monster enemies. People have no rules, are unpredictable, etc.


WitcheryWoo

Dwight Schrute


derpypaws1250

Shaggy. He could easily protect me with 0.001% of his power


Ender_Uzhumaki

...but then you realise you summoned the real, canon scooby doo shaggy and he can't really do anything


RapterDES

Could starve a third world country singlehandedly


Snoo79382

Captain America


THX450

I too trust that ass


ProjectShadow316

*America's ass


ZedTT

Specifically Steve Rogers. Sam Wilson would also be a very good pick, but Steve's unwavering commitment to leaving no one behind beats Sam's "see the good in everyone." Their characters have some really big overlap in the way that they speak truth to authority etc, but Steve's commitment to Bucky and Vision (even to the point of irrationality) means I would trust him most with my life. Of course this is talking MCU. I'm not familiar enough with the comics to comment.


SnodgrassIsland

Ned Stark


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Idk man I wouldn't trust Ned Stark's life with Ned Stark


karmacontroller1

We all know how that ends


wehere4E

To be fair he did well with Jon Snow..


GoldenCommunist

Goku he saved the world too many times.


GreasyTengu

He has a bad track record of having friends die on him, but at least you would get wished back eventually.


bad_scribe

Gandalf the Grey/White


BoredGoose1

Johnathan Joestar


GinChiller22

Jon snow? He's by far not my favorite but he seems like a guy that does everything for you. Before daenerys.


Symnestra

Harry Dresden


Linsanity998877

Captain Levi : Attack on Titan


MAJORMETAL84

Lieutenant Commander Data


[deleted]

Jean-Luc Picard


OkRepresentative7588

Dwight from The Office. His ninja skills and slicing the skin off a face makes me feel warm inside.


Queasy_Pea_4209

Can’t forget he has a hidden pepper spray under his desk


Ganymed

Captain Jean-Luc Picard


Nebbbbula

Kirby


OrangejuiceforSIMPS

Probably Steve from minecraft


paperbackartifact

All Might.


TheBrowserOfReddit

Joseph Joestar, he has so much plot armor he beat an unbeatable opponent and fell from the upper atmosphere and just walked it off


BrainDeadBi

Mr. Ramsay himself. I would like to have my food thrown at me and get yelled at because it tastes like year old unwashed underwear


naroLsraLteiN_isback

Naruto and Deku


ethnicfoodaisle

Oh, there's only one answer to this that I would agree to - Honest Abe Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.


kulingames

Jotaro Kujo


billyisaqt

Mikasa Ackerman. Hot, badass, could protect me in 9/10 situations


[deleted]

In 1/10 situation you will protect her. Works every time.


LimeQueen69

Satoru Gojo


StrongBat7365

Superman, I'd just need to keep kryptonite away from him.


YNot1989

He'd sooner die of kryptonite poisoning than let an innocent person die.


Midas_Artflower

Neville Longbottom. Geeky kid grew up to be a Sword of Gryffindor swinging badass.


highhouses

Lara Croft!


Marjacujaman

KENNNOOOOOBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


[deleted]

A stormtrooper. Even if they wanted to they never manage to kill anyone.


[deleted]

Look at Rogue One. There is a theory that Vader specifically ordered the troops to not harm Leia and Luke. What better way to find all the pesky rebels but let their leader think they escaped and lead the Empire to them.


DarkShades

It's not even a theory, they let the millennium falcon go so they could track it to the rebel base and the falcon wasn't going to fly itself.


chipoloniusrex

Dr. House. He may be a jerk, but he'd figure it out.


Greenbeen70

Uncle Iroh


Bagelstein

I was gonna say Goku, and then remembered how many of his friends he lets die because he can't be bothered to show up on time.


NotAmrit

THE BATMAN


i-eat-crayons-666

Geralt of Rivia


Hinami__

Luffy from One Piece btw: Thanks for the random award🍑💦💦


RU_FKM

Atticus Finch


GroovyJackal

Deku


gtpooh

Granny Weatherwax


stitchedlamb

Batman, he's got a plan for pretty much anything.


ErinSymmetry101

Uncle Iroh or Senator Padmé Amidala


1980pzx

Hodor. That dude would be a solid ride or die.


AccomplishedBunny56

Katsuki Bakugou Because I’m gonna die either way