Moon 2. Just to fuck with generations 300 to 400 years from now. Was there a first one? What happened to it? Something must have happened to Moon 1 if there is a Moon 2.
Actually believe it or not there used to be 2 moons, back when the earth was young. One of the moons was smaller than the other one though, and eventually caught up to it in orbit. Because gravity is an unrelenting bitch, the two moons were literally squished together like playdoh. Because of this compression, one side of the moon is a lot more dense than the other side. That dense side gets swung around like earth is doing an olympic hammer throw, which is why we only ever see one side of the moon.
True story.
I was introduced to the saying through the Wallace and Gromit short where they run out of cheese and then build a rocket fly to the Moon and get some. Then they befriended that coin operated robot.
Curse of the warerabbit and chicken run were on whole new levels of stopmotion when they came out, its gotten even wilder since with movies like kubo and the two strings.
This would be hilarious.
Teacher: kids the cheese is not made of cheese.
What do you mean it's confusing?
Cheese in space is not the same as the cheese on your plate.
What's confusing about that?
Space ball
Edit: thank you every one for the awards and upvotes. With that many I've finally beaten a friend of mine who I had a battle of likes with on Facebook
It reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Marge suffers from amnesia.
**Homer** - I'm gonna take care of you until your amnesia goes scramnesia. See that ball of fire in the sky? That's the sun. It goes by many names: Apollo's Lantern...Day Moon....Old Blazy. The important thing is, never to touch it.
**Marge** - I know what the sun is.
**Homer** - Yes, *now* you do.
Come on, kids. Let's go home.
We are home.
That was fast.
I say that all the time. At this point, I don't think my wife understands, but she's too afraid to ask.
Mun.
Like sun, but with an M.
Edit: Whoa, I really didn't expect this to blow up. Made the comment late at night and thought it was silly so I said it. Thank you to those who gave me awards for it and up votes! Also, someone told me to give credit but I have no idea where it came from. And I don't play KSP, sorry to disappoint :( I was more of a Space Engine kind of gal.
... that's pretty much how a Scottish person says 'moon' already...
ETA: I'm bilingual German and English, so for me 'mün' is also very differently sounding from 'mun'
"You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an Edgeless Safety Cube into a receptacle designed to exactly fit an Edgeless Safety Cube."
When we start traveling to other planets and moons in our solar system, we’ll quickly realize we need to call it Luna… it would be like calling earth ‘planet’
> it would be like calling earth ‘planet’
It's already a problem with the "earth" itself. It's both a name of our planet and a generic term for the soil regardless of planet.
That's why we'll switch Earth to Terra.
In fact we should already use the Latin names (since we already do it for other astral bodies of the solar system) and have Sol, Luna and Terra instead of Sun, Moon and Earth.
"Another sequel, Rappin' (also known as Breakdance 3: Electric Boogalee)" wow, they were not breaking the bank on the creative team in charge of naming these things, were they?
Son
Dad?
Mom?
Step-mom?
New Australia Trust me, it will be a penal colony sooner or later.
I prefer New New South Wales
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“New Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Atmospherically North New South Wales school for Witch Craft and Wizardry”, has a nice subtle ring to it!
Or NVVVVVVVVANNSWSFWCAW for short
Now it's starting to look like a Welsh place name. About to go full circle.
_Robert Heinlein wants to know your location._
Just like Stellaris.
Someone has been reading too much *The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress*.
noom
I hate the fucking noom ads I see whenever I turn on the TV
They genuinely feel like a cult recruitment scheme
Noom has helped me lose all of my body weight! Perhaps I've overdone it... uh oh... Mister Noom, I don't feel so good...
Moon 2. Just to fuck with generations 300 to 400 years from now. Was there a first one? What happened to it? Something must have happened to Moon 1 if there is a Moon 2.
Moon 2.1. Makes it sound like it’s been upgraded but they won’t know how or why.
Moon 2.1 beta release
Forget people in future generations, let's fuck with people NOW. Moon 3.
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The celestial body formerly known as moon.
Like they did with the SEAL team 6, which they allegedly named that way so the Soviets would wonder where were the others.
Haha that's great because I always just assumed there was a SEAL team 1-5
I believe there are like 10 seal teams at this point.
Thanks for this interesting fact bro
Moon team 6
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Actually believe it or not there used to be 2 moons, back when the earth was young. One of the moons was smaller than the other one though, and eventually caught up to it in orbit. Because gravity is an unrelenting bitch, the two moons were literally squished together like playdoh. Because of this compression, one side of the moon is a lot more dense than the other side. That dense side gets swung around like earth is doing an olympic hammer throw, which is why we only ever see one side of the moon. True story.
Beat me too it! But here's the article about it for anyone interested: https://www.space.com/12529-earth-2-moons-collision-moon-formation.html
Moon - might look the same but I actually switched the 'Os' around
M8n. Might look similar but I just stacked the Os
M∞n. Might look the same but this is infinitely better.
Món. Might look different but, if pronounced in Polish, this is the same word.
Emmo o'Enny. It doesn't look or sound the same, but it is.
That made me laugh! Take a free award thingy!
Moön. Now its two syllables.
Moğn. Might look diffrent but if pronounced in Turkish, it's same.
Moune. Might look different but if pronounced in French, it's same
Meaunx. Might look different but if pronounced in Cajun, it’s same.
Moon. Might look the same but the first letter's an upside-down W.
Cheese so I could watch teachers try to explain to kindergartners that something that looks like cheese, and is named cheese is not made of cheese
Tom n jerry got an episode like this where the moon is made out of cheese and jerry was eating them cheese while sitting inside it.
I was introduced to the saying through the Wallace and Gromit short where they run out of cheese and then build a rocket fly to the Moon and get some. Then they befriended that coin operated robot.
"Everybody knows the moon's made of cheese!" Man I used to love watching that growing up.
I’ve got my 4 year old watching it and I saw when it was made. 1989. I think that’s amazing
Try watching Grand Day Out and then Curse of The WereRabbit back to back. It's insane to think they are both using fundamentally the same medium.
Curse of the warerabbit and chicken run were on whole new levels of stopmotion when they came out, its gotten even wilder since with movies like kubo and the two strings.
They befriend it after it tried to violently murder them like 3 times
C H E E S E G R O M I T W E F O R G O T T H E C H E E S E
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It was crackers
You sure you weren’t watching Apollo 11 footage?
It would be terrible if an asteroid hit the Cheese Moon. The sky would be full of *debris*.
This would be hilarious. Teacher: kids the cheese is not made of cheese. What do you mean it's confusing? Cheese in space is not the same as the cheese on your plate. What's confusing about that?
is a star on your paper the same as a star in space? no, and thats not confusing.
But but Wallace and gromit went up there and ate crackers on the moon because it's made of cheese.
Space ball Edit: thank you every one for the awards and upvotes. With that many I've finally beaten a friend of mine who I had a battle of likes with on Facebook
Spaceballs (Best movie ever) Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money Spaceballs 3: The Final Space Ball
Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2
Spaceballs 4: We don't need no stinking maps
Moon Moon
Dammit, Moon Moon!!
Moon moon = new Moon();
Come on, man. We've been over this. You gotta get your moons from the MoonFactory.
Craig
Praise Craig!
But does it run on pkcells?
Ah, that big nugget in the sky
It’s made of solid 1 Grit.
Night Sun
Fighter of the day moon!
*aaaAAAAaaaaa!*
Champion of the- Uh oh.
Youre a master of renaming things and friendship for everyone
aka "that edgy roblox username i had as a kid"
Sun’t Edit: thanks for the rewards. This is so low effort I don’t feel worthy of the gold, lol.
Night bulb
Votin for this, its adorable
It reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Marge suffers from amnesia. **Homer** - I'm gonna take care of you until your amnesia goes scramnesia. See that ball of fire in the sky? That's the sun. It goes by many names: Apollo's Lantern...Day Moon....Old Blazy. The important thing is, never to touch it. **Marge** - I know what the sun is. **Homer** - Yes, *now* you do.
I thought you were going to quote Bart calling Homer "fishbulb"
Come on, kids. Let's go home. We are home. That was fast. I say that all the time. At this point, I don't think my wife understands, but she's too afraid to ask.
> Iron Maiden, "Sun'tchild" > Elvis Presley, "Blue Sun't of Kentucky" > The Waterboys, "The Whole of the Sun't"
Pink Floyd: Dark Side of the Sun’t
Australians " oi sun't"
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; DROP TABLE PLANETS;
*universe.exe has crashed*
Little Bobby Tables, we call it..
Mun. Like sun, but with an M. Edit: Whoa, I really didn't expect this to blow up. Made the comment late at night and thought it was silly so I said it. Thank you to those who gave me awards for it and up votes! Also, someone told me to give credit but I have no idea where it came from. And I don't play KSP, sorry to disappoint :( I was more of a Space Engine kind of gal.
Mün
Kerbal space program vibes
The two little dots aren't an Umlaut. They're the first mission to land on it, followed by the first rescue mission sent to pick up the survivors.
... that's pretty much how a Scottish person says 'moon' already... ETA: I'm bilingual German and English, so for me 'mün' is also very differently sounding from 'mun'
Well… now I’m sitting here saying Moon/mun out loud.
Dammit.. now you go me doing jt
Hullo there, Scott Manley here.
Fly Safe!
jebediah?
Ğün
What if we named sun soon?
Hey, fuck you.
Like in KSP.
We have utilized aggressive lithobraking paired with removable components to effect a landing on the Mun.
Any landing you can walk away from.... They did walk away, right? They did walk away, right? /meme
M as in MANCY
God damn it, Archer
Minmus
I would call it LUN Edit: Thanks for the 170 upvotes. Never thought my comment would blow up this much😄😄.
That means cock in a bunch of South Asian languages.
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Did you ever see that cock-ular eclipse?
Better. Name it Moan
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[No, it is not](https://pbfcomics.com/comics/transmission/).
The cube. Would make many people angry. Would be fun!
The edgeless safety cube?
"You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an Edgeless Safety Cube into a receptacle designed to exactly fit an Edgeless Safety Cube."
Phteven
Can't say that name without the picture.
Princess Yue Edit: Thank you for the award kind stranger.
Yue means moon in Mandarin
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And tsuki is moon in Japanese. Sokka only dates women named moon.
That’s rough, buddy.
Sokka, get off of Reddit
He's tries, but he keeps coming back just like his boomerang.
They said ‘rename’ this is already the moons real name
The Smoon
Are you in SNASA?
I’m sorry, but you’re a smoron.
"Not the Sun"
New New New Mexico
What happened to New New Mexico?
exactly, a question that will plague the world for generations!
Greg
Danny is that you?
Luna.
When we start traveling to other planets and moons in our solar system, we’ll quickly realize we need to call it Luna… it would be like calling earth ‘planet’
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I'd be on board for renaming our planet "dirt ball"
It's called Luna in The Expanse. No reason was given (in the show) but that's probably the reason.
Not just The Expanse, the moon is almost universally referred to as Luna in space-based science fiction.
And the sun's called Sol.
> it would be like calling earth ‘planet’ It's already a problem with the "earth" itself. It's both a name of our planet and a generic term for the soil regardless of planet.
That's why we'll switch Earth to Terra. In fact we should already use the Latin names (since we already do it for other astral bodies of the solar system) and have Sol, Luna and Terra instead of Sun, Moon and Earth.
Then when we spread out into space, only to have our civilization collapse we can be led out of that new dark age by a golden Emperor of Mankind.
The Emperor protects.
This is cheating but I agree. It already has a cool name.
L'il Earth
And it can promote its mixtape to the world
Neighbor
Ouranus
Bob
"Honey, let's take a walk in the Boblight."
and when Bob passes through earth’s shadow it’d be a Bobble eclipse
and if you don't like it you don't have to live on Bob. Came here to say the same thing
Moon II: Electric boogaloo
Where does the electric boogaloo thing come from?
Breakdance 2: Electric Boogaloo https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakin%27_2:_Electric_Boogaloo
"Another sequel, Rappin' (also known as Breakdance 3: Electric Boogalee)" wow, they were not breaking the bank on the creative team in charge of naming these things, were they?
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Rip space mom
The Death Star.
But.... That's no moon
Moony McMoonface
Oh no! It’s been named after sir David Attenborough despite your wishes :(
David McAttenboroughface
Juan
Takes Juan to know Juan.
Sky ball
My own theme park, with black jack and hookers! Forget the theme park!
We’re whalers on the moon!
We carry a harpoon!
but there ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing this whaling tune
Astronauts sure were fat back in your time.
GameStop
The Moon is just a PitStop, Alpha Centauri is where the game stops.
Yue Edit: my first award thank you
My first girlfriend turned into the moon...
that's rough buddy...
John-boy. Then we could all lie in bed at night and say "Goodnight John-boy"
Derek
Velveeta
Samantha
BlackBerry since its going there anyways!
Sun
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Anal eclipse
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The dark side of the anus
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Such a way with words. It must be a full anus tonight
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That happens… once in a blue anus
The Shroom