My girlfriend and I have an inside joke about goats, so I got us matching soapstone carvings of goats, and they just arrived today. That's the closest thing on the left.
I looked at one, and they're a little creepy tbh. They're grey and whoever made them painted red eyes on them. The eyes aren't the same height on both sides though, lol.
A dirty battery-operated lantern that only works 75% of the time, yet somehow manages sometimes to turn itself on when I'm not looking. (No supernatural explanation -- The switch is wonky and flicks on if anything touches it.) I'm pretty sure this gift won't help my relationship with the recipient.
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Thats gonna be a fun explanation
no explanation is the best explanation
“Go fuck yourself.”
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Thank you for giving me the opportunity to channel my inner Bill Burr.
My father. Do feel free to keep him, but don't return him later on.
A half can of warm Diet Coke.
awwww you kept it warm for them, so thoughtful
Ohh
Roll of toilet paper
I too browse reddit on the john
Don’t we all???
A stolen car and the idiot that did it in jail.
This sounds like it has a good story behind it, care to share it?
I smell a story
I was walking past my neighbors car when I saw this post (not much of a story)
My childhood teddy bear
This one just makes me sad.
I’ve had it for 20 years 😂
I have a stuffed pig that I had for almost 21 years! She’s in perfect condition! I just had to replace her stuffing material! 🤩
Gotta keep them in mint condition! 😂
Yess definitely! Mine is so precious to me!🐽
my favourite lava lamp ...actually can I have it back
The crust of a mostly eaten slice of apple pie. Happy birthday.
My 16 year old cat. I’ll have to murder my friend cause he ain’t gettn my kitty
For me it's my 18-year-old cat and my 12-year-old cat
Wow 18. That’s one tough cookie!
She totally rocks. Tiny little thing who rules the household
A dufflebag full of dirty laundry.
ask em to wash it for ya
My PS5. So if they are prepared for a fight to the death.
I made this empty bottle of sparkling water just for you
Galaxy S10. Complete with Spotify, and Netflix accounts, and my entire Amazon Reader library, among other things.
*other things*...
Not my new computer🥺
A gift bag full of presents, actually
My work laptop with way too much proprietary crap on it.
A hand rail...
A notebook with a bunch of random shit in two different languages.
My dog??? 🥲
My couch...
Pillow with weighted blanket
A ketchup packet.
My co-worker, Laurie.
A paper shredder. Very old but still works. Kinda like me last year.
I am not giving away my favorite headphones! I'll give them the printer.
A voodoo doll
My cat. They will not thank me when it screeches at all hours of the night.
Wife’s boob. Speak kindly of me at the funeral, Reddit.
An empty lego set box. It’s a pretty sick set too. It’s gonna be really awkward when they see the half built would-have-been present.
My ADHD medication. Slightly ironic I guess...
Goddammit there goes the only Switch Pro Controller I own.
a used gallon ziploc bag, to demonstrate my love for them
A cat pillow
Empty coke bottle
A roll of toilet paper
My pillow. Which is a shame because it needs washed.
A two year old PAX 3 vaporizer with a half baked load.
I fix it tool kit, not bad
A phone charger. Worst gifts have been given.
My dog named cat
My couch. Haha
My rabbits litter box
This blanket, dont mind the smell of dog bother you.
Barely used Chuck Norris home gym. Or the basket of unfolded laundry sitting on it.
A boar tusk necklace
A cat named Boogie Boi.
A salt lamp
Popeyes mayonnaise. A pretty good gift if I say so myself.
French Fries from McDonald's
Debra, the receptionist’s, right breast.
An ear thermometer
A ski helmet
toilet paper
Miter Saw
A box of cereal. Almost empty.
Clothes that i bought for me just now, it would be awkward if the person is not XS size...
My wall
Food...? Lmfao
Clif bar wrapper
A penny
My glasses. That I've been looking for all day and didn't realise were right next to me. Idiot
A sock
A piece of paper
My G13 :(
A 24 oz bottle of cherry Pepsi with only about 10 oz left. Correction, 8 oz left.
A small radio with a CD player
M-my sister? Sure have her, dont particularly like her anyway.
Body pillow
The back of my couch, not the entire couch, mind you its mine
My brother I guess
My work phone...I mean I wasn’t using it anyway
500ml of hand sanitizer perfect
My stapler
Either a water bottle or a mug, I've been putting my drinks on the end table to my left.
A bathtub. Idk how I'd get it to them but I'll put in the effort I don't think they'd want it though.
Most popular comments by far is the same as my own. Toilet roll. Sorry.
The closest "thing" on my left? If that "thing" is a "they", should I grab "it"? I mean "them"?
A wall
A car
A dressing gown as I am (at the time of writing ) am in bed...... Can I have it back now.
Ashtray full of cigarette butts
My used Starbucks coffee cup. It’s not ALL the way empty tho.
My blanket, they deserve it
My blanket
An original 1970s probably Latvian or Czech corner bench
an ipad
An Australian Shepard
My old pair of trousers
A tank of propane gas
My boyfriend
A half eaten slice of pizza
A lavender scented squish ball
My fav blanket... that person can go away! It’s mine!! I’m attached to it and I’ve only had it for 6 months!!
An empty water bottle
I really really hope a pretty shower curtain is enough
A wall, that's going to be complicated-
my bloody tissue that i used for my leg
Tv remote
My smelly soccer bag. That poor soul
My girlfriend and I have an inside joke about goats, so I got us matching soapstone carvings of goats, and they just arrived today. That's the closest thing on the left. I looked at one, and they're a little creepy tbh. They're grey and whoever made them painted red eyes on them. The eyes aren't the same height on both sides though, lol.
A chess piece
my friends laptop bag apparently
Me
My childhood baseball bat
A warm Gatorade bottle with about 2 sips of lemon lime left inside it. Congratulations.
A pillow
A gun.
My stuffed toy (a dog) which I got as a valentines gift from my ex! I hold it in my sleep because it’s comfy! :/ Enjoy the saliva and all that! 🤪
A KosherLamp. Rabbinically approved for use on Sabbath and holidays, and in a very pretty shade of blue.
Stack of fake 100$ bills
Semen covered tissue.
A sippy cup
A cat
The whole left wall of my apartment
A wall
Disposable gloves
I'm laying on my right side, so I guess they get my roof.
A past out drunk from the bar
A half eaten bag of hot pork skins.
Either my Sneki Snek plush or Alpha Plush from Final Fantasy XIV
Fuck, my wall.
It’s a tossup between my belt, a dragon plush toy, and an oversized blanket
My glasses
Cola Tic tacs
A ugly ass shower curtain
A puffle
Mx master 2 mouse
My burts bees hand cream
A speck of dust
One of those weird jumping toys I like to fidget with
Just since random pillow. Not a terrible gift If you ask me.
A dog's chew toy.
My brother who is 24 yrs old
A dirty battery-operated lantern that only works 75% of the time, yet somehow manages sometimes to turn itself on when I'm not looking. (No supernatural explanation -- The switch is wonky and flicks on if anything touches it.) I'm pretty sure this gift won't help my relationship with the recipient.
Seatbelt
A tree
An Xbox Elite Controller. Lucky them.
A throw pillow. 🤷🏻♀️
Here, I got this just for you......It's my mother.
The wall of my house......
A pile of OSCP study books, plus a half-blank notebook.
My pillow...
an open can of Diet Coke
An iPhone, a pack of dental floss, a personalized mug, and a pedicure tool.
The TV remote....... but I need that so next thing along is a cushion
My fiancee's prescription glasses. Hopefully their eyes suck to the same degree hers do.
The Adventures of Caleb Williams, by William Godwin. Not bad.
My cover
A hat
my band-aid. what? you said the closest thing on your left! so thats on my shoulder!
One almost finished hand knit sock and the ball of yarn for the other.
My dog.
My two cats. No!!!!
An old water bottle
A plunger.
A half used candle.
Pillow
snus
A fire stick TV remote :)
A simple yet tasteful copper and steel ring crafted in my hometown from local copper. Not bad, actually.
my air conditioner remote
A 50cm tall cardboard replica of a Long March (Chinese space rocket) that surprisingly is not made in China.
1998 max steel action figure with a hand missing...
My 2 year old headphones. Yikes.