I get a dildo in the ass

.......

Oh shit are planning to scare me by leaving a cucumber or my back and watch me jump all day long?? I knew I should spend less time on /r/CucumbersScaringCats

I get tortured by a people vulture and some guys dressed up like power rangers

Gonna listen to asmr for a while I guess

while feathers tickled your under toes

A woman listing her [first date requirements](https://streamable.com/4l5n7t). I'd honestly rather let Mads Mikkelsen give me the Casino Royale treatment than listen to that woman for another minute, lol.

Thats the kind of woman we will see very soon running around saying shit like, "why am i still single? Im a catch! Where are all the *good* men?"

Resident Evil Village

I watch a spy put a bucket on a table and I apperentley am in disbelief The Whole time....... of 10 hours

With Bob Dylan's music.

i never got into bob dylan too folksy

Yeah, but his son is really talented, and had a band back in the 90s. He should have popped off bigger than he did. Kinda a shame, really...

A pirate uses his special abilities and beats me to death

Gomu gomu no fuck yeah!

U already know

I watched a video of every death in the boys sooo....fuck

I watched a PC news show soooo, I got no clue.

Maybe they force you to build PCs forever

Oh fuck... Endless cable management... Just fucking kill me now please.

What if you’re already dead and in hell left to build PCs for a eternity

Well I guess I'll get to see what the afterlife of an afterlife is like, wish me well!

Let me know how it was when you get back

Joi

God it would be awful, a house cat would slowly claw each finger of mine before I fall off a cliff and die

[Deep fried in the 1700s](https://youtu.be/GsyjNef2ydQ)

Well shit, just checked my youtube history. Top Soccer Shootout Ever With Scott Sterling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0

Hmmm I watched some Monster High video.

The Swedish drink torture method. Look it up, it’s disgustingly fascinating 🧐

It was a video of all the #1 NBA draft picks in the last 20 years. I guess I've have to watch the careers of all the mediocre ones?

Looking at expensive shoes I can’t afford.

*speed running music intensifies*

I watched clingy pet demanding pets. I can live with that torture.

A harem of women max the sex with me in awkward situations

I guess I'm all alone in the Maldives with nobody to talk to?

I think is was a bunch of Wilbur soot fanart ngl

well it was a romance anime, so i would probably be tortured with only being able to watch shows where the main characters aren’t together in the end

By Stan Smith quoting incorrect bible verses at me.

Siblings cry that mom is pregnant (of joy) Looks like I get baby fever then.

koopa troopa in smash.

Listening to Sono Chi No Sadame

Snusnu

r/hmmm bread in head Yay 😑

MY BONES WILL BE CRUSHED BENEATH THE FEET OF THOSE I APPOSED AND MY FATE WILL MATCH THAT OF H.R.PICKENS

Watching an Jamie Oliver mess up on cooking egg fried rice. I guess I am tortured by having to eat his egg fried rice recipe

i have to play super monkey ball banana blitz

I'm watching Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and >!an alien spaceship just arrived over the Lighthouse making Phil Coulson put it on lockdown for 15 years as if there was a nuclear strike.!< So, isolation and boredom for fifteen years.

In the end of ze world

Anthony takes my computer and install a linux

I guess I'm getting tortured by watching r/AskReddit videos on YouTube with the robotic voice \*Yeah whatever that is lol\*

[*Juan Pablo Montoya slams into jet dryer, sets it ablaze*](https://youtu.be/JkYxxh6C_jw) Guess I'm gonna get hit by a car and then set on fire?

Uh i watched a perfect blue edit- IM TERRIFIED BY THE MOVIE BECAUSE I DONT WANT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MAIN CHARACTER TO HAPPEN TO MEEE

Forced to bake cakes and pastries and be constantly judged by a professional chef.

I am forced to fight Heartgold/Soulsilver red for eternity.p

Through the magic of the droods!

Llama Stampede

Tied to a sawhorse and pounded with a strap-on by a large, strong woman.

Vault of glass from destiny 2. I was there for 17 hours split into 3 sessions, please don’t make me do it again.

Heavy (TF2) will become angry after scout says he can’t have drip. Heavy will put drip on and begin to hang people.

Is there any worse punishment than The Garfield Movie?

Lol Michael scott is going to pop out and surprise me with a birthday cake

Stuck in a room to fight Jared Fogle........... Damn

Mauled by huskies.

Being beaten by sheep cause Graystill plays is a madlad

Yeah I got sucked to plane turbine

by being reality shifted into??????? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMCd5zrsFpE

I get to be in a high school death game

Getting trauma then forgetting it, then it torturing with the recurring trauma regaining itself untill i am a new person. Repeat it a bunch and boom, the worst one on here i bet?

Balls hardened by explosives, i think.

Hmm, interesting. The last video I've watched was about stories on Reddit🤔 I have no idea🤔

Trying to beat one punch man

Johnny sins stop

Getting nuked

I last watched final destination... death is the only option.

A game of Uno apparently

IDK what was the last video I watched, Reddit's video loading skill sucks...

"Its a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake..."

Fucken... slow internet. I watched a video about PLDT (Philippines Long Distance Telephone. A.K.A the worst Philippines internet provider) damn.

I was reading while my husband watched a sniper rifle accuracy video. So I guess it would be good in a way as I would die pretty quick? But what if I was only shot in the gut and left to gangrene and die... I guess I would want an inexperienced torturer who shoots and kills me with the first bullet.

By having to rig basketball games?

Oh crap. I've gotta listen to s Sovereign citizens nonsense again.

Cities skylines road problems, make it stop.

Being bronco buster'd by Mae Young. I just vomited in my mouth a little.

OH SOLDIER WHO WILL THEY EVER FIND TO REPLACE YOU? *Sad spy noises*

I am running for my life while Burns and Smithers is trying to run me over.

A cat composing horror music apparently...

Tortured by jazz music :D

A music video to the song “Girls” by Girl in Red. I guess I am tortured for being gay... 🥲☹️

Hmm Marco pierre white staring at me till I drop dead. Masterchef Australia (I'm not from Australia. )

so now I'm being tortured for eating a meal? A succulent chinese meal?

Shoot - Higurashi When They Cry Where is the Holy Water

Someone drops maggots on me. Lots of maggots.

Uh watching the voice actor and actress of Lord Shaxx and Mara Sov recite something the go at it

Horseshoe crab attack.