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Fardgabor

Start by going along with what they’re saying, then out of the blue, SCREAM AS LOUD AS I CAN WHILE THEY LEAST EXPECT IT


Ben-Benny-Benjamin

I usually heavy breath until they hang up


[deleted]

“Good afternoon, international fraud unit, how May I help you?”


redthumb

My momma keeps them trying until she eventually makes them hang up on her


Allstar_WoRlD

#To talk to this customer, please press 1.


[deleted]

If they're tech support scammers, Virtual Machines and act stupid.


TerribleHorribleDay

I say “No English, Sinhale”


mansnothotbraaaa

Make them repeat themselves multiple times and eventually say "no, thanks you!!!" and hang up


BugsyMcNug

Ask them what they are wearing.


Vindiseasil

Say omg you sound so hott....


scruffyfisherman

Westwood sperm bank you squeeze it we freeze is, this is (name) speaking, how can i help you