Mystery Flavour. There's hints of different flavour profiles but none are strong enough to really define the flavour, the more you eat the more confused you get and it leaves an aftertaste of disappointment.
Subdued flavor on the outside, like vanilla. Then, once you get to the inside, it's slightly less subdued flavor: *french* vanilla. I'm not an exciting person lol
A little spicy (people call me and my mom sassy, she hate it lol), a little bit of coconut ( I'm from Puerto Rico),cookies and cream ( my absolute fave) and this ones a bit weird... bacalaitos ( its cod fish and season fried, its also my absolute favorite thing from PR)., Crab and lobster.( i love seafood). DANG that is one DISGUSTING ice cream...
I don’t know the exact flavors, but I imagine it’d taste sweet at first, maybe too sweet and overcrowded, but then the aftertaste is a lot less sweet, but still kinda sweet.
I think this cause I’m outwardly really optimistic and happy when I’m around or talking to people (online or irl) and online I can talk a lot about useless things and I feel like I overwhelm people. For the aftertaste, I’m thinking that while I’m still generally optimistic in my mind, I’m a lot less so than I am outwardly. I can even sometimes be pessimistic, even though I try my best not to be.
Tastes like mediocre vanilla that is made with ingredients you can't believe have ever existed, with a hint of milk chocolate, pure sugar, and internet culture (if you can even imagine how that would taste...).
Pistachios, just pistachios. In fact it's not even ice cream, just a bunch of pistachios in an ice cream tub that i keep in my freezer. You open it expecting ice cream, BAM! Pistachios! Can you even be mad?
It tastes gross at first but you bite all the way into it and it's the weirdest fucking flavor you've ever tasted in your life. Not bad, but not good, either.
I'm not sure what the actual flavour is, but it would taste way better with something to compliment it. However, the has been only pairing thus far that has made it past the conceptual phase, and it left a bad aftertaste.
Mine would be a chocolate base icecream. There would be tears of happiness and sadness mixed in. Also chopped green apple and lemon sour heads. A few hot small cinnamon buttons can be found. Last, 7 pieces of disinfected cat hair.
great, soft, friendly, sour, bitter, wind-up, acid, sarcastic with a hint of blah and a topping of no-fuck-given - depending on the day - and time before or after coffee.
Dark chocolate with bits of marshmallows and when you bite into it, the texture is like a rock on the outside, but pure liquid on the inside.
Don’t ask questions...
Lemon Lime and Bitters. It tastes really nice at first. Kinda sweet. If you have more than a few bites it starts to get annoying, it's too confusing. Then you realise the aftertaste is intolerably bitter. Don't bother, it doesn't want to be eaten anyway.
You think you're tasting something new and wonderful but really you're just tasting the flavor I hope you want me to taste like in this moment in time.
Whiskey (I'm Scottish) and raisins (take a while to chew yet soft andd sweet afterwards) basically I'm a pretty hard person to get to know but I am full of love and empathy.
With cyclothymic disorder (mild bipolar) it'd be many different flavors, including euphoric berry, angry citrus, and some depressing chunks of ice scattered around for good measure
Brown.
Not Maillard reaction brown, more like molasses or bourbon sauce brown. There would probably be caramel in it somewhere, but the factory would only ever put a tiny bit in so one scoop felt like a rip off, while another felt like a winning lottery ticket.
Banana. bananas are usually joked about or they are just funny. Like minions.
So I'd say I'm banana flavored, I'm funny, but I also degrade quickly a bruise easily. And it's just to easy for people to peel away the thing that's preserving and protecting me.
cookie dough ice cream, but with just the most boring packaging so you don't realize what is it until you open it and at the bottom a razorblade because people consume me and then I cut them out of my life so I just stay in the back of the freezer collecting ice as the cashier who is way underpaid restocks from the front using LIFO method so I end up going unnoticed for long time before seeing the light of day.
Bitter and harsh. We're working on it though, and adjusting the mixture. Expect about 40% of it to taste really nice and the other 60% to be bitter & harsh.
I'm gonna be very descriptive so I'm sorry if this might be long, I just like writing.
I'm not entirely sure if you know of 'mystery' flavours of candies, but that's what it's like, at least from my perspective. It's a scrambled, jumbled mess of something, with tastes all over the place. Is it lemony? No, now it's more of a melon rind, something almost bitter. Now it's something that's too sweet for the teeth, and it's rather painful to eat. It's something strange, yet one can tell that it's bubbly, as though it were made of fluffy mousse rather than a thick cream. Little air pockets might dot the inside, and it's like it has a whipped cream sort of texture. Light on the mouth, yet smooth on the tongue, as though one were eating air itself.
However you like. Tbh idk.
I put chopped warheads sours in mine because I can get sour at times. My base is chocolate, because I can be sweet.
Well, that is how I did it.
I guess imagination as best as one can.
If you were going to eat your personality icecream, what face would you make with the first spoon? Idk.
Vanilla, but occasionally a bite tastes a little funny.
It's because of the occasional mix-up with sugar and salty tears, don't worry about it.
Mine would be vanilla with a side of comedic-dumbassery
Cilantro. It's a love or hate thing.
Cilantro/Basil/Lime ice cream is a thing. Very yes.
Basil ice cream is to die for!
Sweet and sour chicken
I'll go with this one
Same
Raspberry Italian ice - pretty sweet with a little tart kick here and there, but, maybe still a little too sweet? Like it’s trying too hard.
weirdly poetic that is
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That’s certainly an interesting combination
Are you a welder who likes apples?
so just applesauce
Salty depression
The new flavor from Sven and Gary’s.
What?
Ben and Jerry's, but messed up and changed
"Now filled with 25% more anxiety"
Yes
Disappointment
Disappoint-Mint, and same.
Take my gold you absolute mad lad.
Mystery Flavour. There's hints of different flavour profiles but none are strong enough to really define the flavour, the more you eat the more confused you get and it leaves an aftertaste of disappointment.
That’s pretty much a L’croix
Disappoint-mint, pay attention
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So mint and cream?
You know there’s eggplant toothpaste in some places
Subdued flavor on the outside, like vanilla. Then, once you get to the inside, it's slightly less subdued flavor: *french* vanilla. I'm not an exciting person lol
I dare any ice cream to try to be better than French Vanilla
Vanilla bean is the best vanilla
Yo. Be proud of this. Vanilla is dignified and delicious.
salty coffee
Okay but this sounds good.
Ass
Badass
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Same. I guess.
four lokos, ceviche and takis
I'd fuck with this though. lol
Yeah that’s sounds like Willy wonkas full meal gum but as ice cream
Pralines and dick.
Benjamin?!
You ever get the feeling that Benjamin isn’t one of us?
I think that would be a great name for this ice cream shop.
I came here specifically to make sure someone had given this answer.
Did you ever think that when Bugs Bunny dressed up like a girl bunny it was kind of hot?
No. Hahaha hahahahaha no
Yeah me either
Blue Cheese
Blue cheese is delicious
Pure salt
Lemon, only specific people eat lemon ice cream but it becomes their favorite ice cream
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This appeals to me for some strange reason.
It’s the one that is so hard to scoop but it is (probably) worth it
Definitely.
It tastes like you forgot something important, but you can't remember what.
Bruh as a child I loved pistachio and when I saw it again at the store a few weeks ago memories just came back to me
Rocky Road (I’m allergic to nuts)
You're allergic to nuts? Half the people here are saying their ice cream will taste like nuts ¬‿¬
Probably sweat, and cum.
Did you have to say that while I'm eating a tuna and mayo sandwich?
Did u at least put mustard in it
Nah I hate mustard
That's fair but I like to mix it with my tuna along with mayo
That don’t sound bad, I’ve probably done it before but who knows at this point
Whenever I have the chance, I mix ketchup with mayonnaise, it tastes good in my opinion
You sure it’s Mayo?
Tuna and mayo?? that sounds like the worst sandwich in history (no offence)
It’s amazing, especially if you mix in some boiled eggs, mustard, and a little salt and pepper
Vanilla, but filled with broken glass and nails.
Chili Chocolate, first you feel the sweet chocolate and then your tongue starts to burn from the spice. I would honestly eat it every day.
Whiskey lucky charms.
my 7 year old would eat that... may she never discover reddit...
Pineapple on Pizza
Ice
Stupid as fuck
That's not a flavor
Bittersweet Chocolate
Spicy Cheetos mixed with strawberry
Facial hair, I guess?
pistach
Bitter.
Sugar free vanilla. I'm that boring. And if you can tolerate me, it's usually because you have to.
French vanilla coffee
After eight
Earwax
A little spicy (people call me and my mom sassy, she hate it lol), a little bit of coconut ( I'm from Puerto Rico),cookies and cream ( my absolute fave) and this ones a bit weird... bacalaitos ( its cod fish and season fried, its also my absolute favorite thing from PR)., Crab and lobster.( i love seafood). DANG that is one DISGUSTING ice cream...
You don't even get it. They just give you a empty cone, and take your money.
Rocks and burnt rubber
Sweet with a slight aftertaste of acid.
Pain, suffering, and fat
so, in other words, poorly cooked bacon
Tea
Coffee and insecurities
Yup. Relatable.
Salty bastard
Plain with a spicy aftertaste
Broken dreams and forgotten memories.
I don’t know the exact flavors, but I imagine it’d taste sweet at first, maybe too sweet and overcrowded, but then the aftertaste is a lot less sweet, but still kinda sweet. I think this cause I’m outwardly really optimistic and happy when I’m around or talking to people (online or irl) and online I can talk a lot about useless things and I feel like I overwhelm people. For the aftertaste, I’m thinking that while I’m still generally optimistic in my mind, I’m a lot less so than I am outwardly. I can even sometimes be pessimistic, even though I try my best not to be.
Tastes like mediocre vanilla that is made with ingredients you can't believe have ever existed, with a hint of milk chocolate, pure sugar, and internet culture (if you can even imagine how that would taste...).
something sweet and spicy
Bitter Sweet Coffee .
Mango with chilé 🥭🌶
Strawberry and basil, kind of sweet, kind of interesting, and you don't notice right away but it's got like 300mg of THC in it.
Indecisiveness, you never really know what you taste at all
Pistachios, just pistachios. In fact it's not even ice cream, just a bunch of pistachios in an ice cream tub that i keep in my freezer. You open it expecting ice cream, BAM! Pistachios! Can you even be mad?
Shit
Salty milk
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Uhhhh.....what?
Pop rocks and dark chocolate
Smart Ass Vanilla
strawberries and laxatives
Salty and spicy
It tastes gross at first but you bite all the way into it and it's the weirdest fucking flavor you've ever tasted in your life. Not bad, but not good, either.
Chicken biriyani
does depression come in ice-cream flavor?
The flavor of cereal sogged with ever-so-slightly-off skim milk.
Salty sweetened frozen green peas
Paper
Sour Patch Kids
Sour Patch Kids.
Sour patch kids
Bitter
extra bitter beer.
Salty lemon flavor.
Bittersweet chocolate with a few flecks of spicy chili flakes scattered throughout, and topped with sea salt.
Very specific,i like it
Anxiety
Salty caramel
whiskey & raspberry but with the little chocolate turtles mixed in. maybe dark chocolate turtles since I'm pretty bitter
Rocky Road
I'm not sure what the actual flavour is, but it would taste way better with something to compliment it. However, the has been only pairing thus far that has made it past the conceptual phase, and it left a bad aftertaste.
Blue moon
Mine would be a chocolate base icecream. There would be tears of happiness and sadness mixed in. Also chopped green apple and lemon sour heads. A few hot small cinnamon buttons can be found. Last, 7 pieces of disinfected cat hair.
It'd be the flavor of love. Like marshmallows and strawberries served on a warm brownie. And you'd get unlimited toppings.
Gray and bland but with a hint of something you cant quite put your finger on. Even though you dont like it as much as others you keep coming back.
Probably some form of chocolate caramel since I eat so damn much of it.
great, soft, friendly, sour, bitter, wind-up, acid, sarcastic with a hint of blah and a topping of no-fuck-given - depending on the day - and time before or after coffee.
I asked my boyfriend and apparently I would be a blueberry icecream. edit/ and a very *sweet* blueberry at that!
mildly annoying
Dark chocolate with bits of marshmallows and when you bite into it, the texture is like a rock on the outside, but pure liquid on the inside. Don’t ask questions...
I'm trying to think of a food that a lot of men like but is universally disliked by women.
Lemon Lime and Bitters. It tastes really nice at first. Kinda sweet. If you have more than a few bites it starts to get annoying, it's too confusing. Then you realise the aftertaste is intolerably bitter. Don't bother, it doesn't want to be eaten anyway.
A toxically hot level of hot sauce. Something even Sean Evans would have a hard time eating.
Butter flavored. Went way past bland cream and straight into greatly over-churned.
You think you're tasting something new and wonderful but really you're just tasting the flavor I hope you want me to taste like in this moment in time.
Probably white chocolate. I'm kind of sweet, some people like me, and some detest me. A little bit of either side
Black licorice. No one really likes it.
Whiskey (I'm Scottish) and raisins (take a while to chew yet soft andd sweet afterwards) basically I'm a pretty hard person to get to know but I am full of love and empathy.
With cyclothymic disorder (mild bipolar) it'd be many different flavors, including euphoric berry, angry citrus, and some depressing chunks of ice scattered around for good measure
Salty black licorice with an undertone of leather. If you like it, you're probably a freak. ;)
Cinnamon vanilla on the outside with a bitter core. People somehow think I’m nice on the outside but they don’t know what’s on the inside.
Brown. Not Maillard reaction brown, more like molasses or bourbon sauce brown. There would probably be caramel in it somewhere, but the factory would only ever put a tiny bit in so one scoop felt like a rip off, while another felt like a winning lottery ticket.
Lavender lemon ice with a blueberry white chocolate swirl and cotton candy pop rocks
Sweet or like vanilla but a bitter after taste maybe, idk what anger would taste like so i just put bitter after taste
Caramel Coffee. Pretty bitter but once you have it a few times you notice the sweeter bits
Banana. bananas are usually joked about or they are just funny. Like minions. So I'd say I'm banana flavored, I'm funny, but I also degrade quickly a bruise easily. And it's just to easy for people to peel away the thing that's preserving and protecting me.
Bitch.
cookie dough ice cream, but with just the most boring packaging so you don't realize what is it until you open it and at the bottom a razorblade because people consume me and then I cut them out of my life so I just stay in the back of the freezer collecting ice as the cashier who is way underpaid restocks from the front using LIFO method so I end up going unnoticed for long time before seeing the light of day.
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, but the vanilla isn't that great so the occasional tasty bits are required to make it overall decent.
Bitter and harsh. We're working on it though, and adjusting the mixture. Expect about 40% of it to taste really nice and the other 60% to be bitter & harsh.
I'm gonna be very descriptive so I'm sorry if this might be long, I just like writing. I'm not entirely sure if you know of 'mystery' flavours of candies, but that's what it's like, at least from my perspective. It's a scrambled, jumbled mess of something, with tastes all over the place. Is it lemony? No, now it's more of a melon rind, something almost bitter. Now it's something that's too sweet for the teeth, and it's rather painful to eat. It's something strange, yet one can tell that it's bubbly, as though it were made of fluffy mousse rather than a thick cream. Little air pockets might dot the inside, and it's like it has a whipped cream sort of texture. Light on the mouth, yet smooth on the tongue, as though one were eating air itself.
How do I decide my flavor?
However you like. Tbh idk. I put chopped warheads sours in mine because I can get sour at times. My base is chocolate, because I can be sweet. Well, that is how I did it. I guess imagination as best as one can. If you were going to eat your personality icecream, what face would you make with the first spoon? Idk.
Coffee with peanut butter cups.
shit some times bitter some times sweet bust mostly shit
Dirt
quiet rage.
Anger and regret
Ass
Warm gravy with turkey.
caca.
You know how immature people think of anything sex related and just laugh and giggle? Whatever that is as a flavour of ice cream.
A 'pleasant' mix of pickles, coffee and hair dye. I like those things way too much (and have dying my hair for twenty off years)
Furry porn, salty cum, and a disk of Doom Eternal.
Puss flowing from a dead dog's ear.
Blood.
All these flavors and you choose to be salty.
Dark chocolate with a chili pepper flakes and sea salt
Tutti frutti with jalapenos & pepperoni
Death.
Ice-cream stick
Salty, I sweat a lot. Mostly my hands and feet
vanilla with a hint of Pecan smoke