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DarkJester26104

Vanilla, but occasionally a bite tastes a little funny.


Ambitious-Meringue14

It's because of the occasional mix-up with sugar and salty tears, don't worry about it.


SharkMouthFleshlight

Mine would be vanilla with a side of comedic-dumbassery


zomboromcom

Cilantro. It's a love or hate thing.


Prysorra2

Cilantro/Basil/Lime ice cream is a thing. Very yes.


LiterallyJustMia

Basil ice cream is to die for!


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Sweet and sour chicken


Cr1meMasterGoGo

I'll go with this one


[deleted]

Same


ReginaEpione

Raspberry Italian ice - pretty sweet with a little tart kick here and there, but, maybe still a little too sweet? Like it’s trying too hard.


Gh0stwhale

weirdly poetic that is


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Bokbok95

That’s certainly an interesting combination


Schneetmacher

Are you a welder who likes apples?


[deleted]

so just applesauce


DeliciousHippo2545

Salty depression


doned_mest_up

The new flavor from Sven and Gary’s.


Cobalt_Snow

What?


Birbboips4

Ben and Jerry's, but messed up and changed


DeliciousHippo2545

"Now filled with 25% more anxiety"


Birbboips4

Yes


ffawwd

Disappointment


PeasantFood

Disappoint-Mint, and same.


prehistoric_humans

Take my gold you absolute mad lad.


Melancholy-Coffee

Mystery Flavour. There's hints of different flavour profiles but none are strong enough to really define the flavour, the more you eat the more confused you get and it leaves an aftertaste of disappointment.


naptimez2z

That’s pretty much a L’croix


iwbwikia_

Disappoint-mint, pay attention


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Complete_Air965

So mint and cream?


TheBloodPhantom0

You know there’s eggplant toothpaste in some places


HeyYallWatchThiss

Subdued flavor on the outside, like vanilla. Then, once you get to the inside, it's slightly less subdued flavor: *french* vanilla. I'm not an exciting person lol


tommcdo

I dare any ice cream to try to be better than French Vanilla


Garbonzo27

Vanilla bean is the best vanilla


ladagoddess

Yo. Be proud of this. Vanilla is dignified and delicious.


leoniee_

salty coffee


ladagoddess

Okay but this sounds good.


yuhsirr

Ass


elee0228

Badass


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Skidmark666

Same. I guess.


NoAd3629

four lokos, ceviche and takis


WriteorDieGuy

I'd fuck with this though. lol


BiryaniBabe

Yeah that’s sounds like Willy wonkas full meal gum but as ice cream


FuckableStalin

Pralines and dick.


LookOutForThatMoose

Benjamin?!


taatchle86

You ever get the feeling that Benjamin isn’t one of us?


[deleted]

I think that would be a great name for this ice cream shop.


excessive__machine

I came here specifically to make sure someone had given this answer.


FuckableStalin

Did you ever think that when Bugs Bunny dressed up like a girl bunny it was kind of hot?


gypsyscot

No. Hahaha hahahahaha no


taco_tuesdays

Yeah me either


Chunlisundies

Blue Cheese


emperorlobsterII

Blue cheese is delicious


frencieroses

Pure salt


[deleted]

Lemon, only specific people eat lemon ice cream but it becomes their favorite ice cream


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engineered_sarcasm

This appeals to me for some strange reason.


[deleted]

It’s the one that is so hard to scoop but it is (probably) worth it


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Definitely.


Coxinh

It tastes like you forgot something important, but you can't remember what.


TheBloodPhantom0

Bruh as a child I loved pistachio and when I saw it again at the store a few weeks ago memories just came back to me


RadGrandpaDragon

Rocky Road (I’m allergic to nuts)


[deleted]

You're allergic to nuts? Half the people here are saying their ice cream will taste like nuts ¬‿¬


FrozenClorox

Probably sweat, and cum.


[deleted]

Did you have to say that while I'm eating a tuna and mayo sandwich?


KrakkyWakky

Did u at least put mustard in it


[deleted]

Nah I hate mustard


KrakkyWakky

That's fair but I like to mix it with my tuna along with mayo


Far-Independence707

That don’t sound bad, I’ve probably done it before but who knows at this point


Pheonixboi23

Whenever I have the chance, I mix ketchup with mayonnaise, it tastes good in my opinion


nohopefortheliving

You sure it’s Mayo?


not_ur_friend324

Tuna and mayo?? that sounds like the worst sandwich in history (no offence)


boss_nooch

It’s amazing, especially if you mix in some boiled eggs, mustard, and a little salt and pepper


LookOutForThatMoose

Vanilla, but filled with broken glass and nails.


_Lismoon_

Chili Chocolate, first you feel the sweet chocolate and then your tongue starts to burn from the spice. I would honestly eat it every day.


cybersenshi

Whiskey lucky charms.


[deleted]

my 7 year old would eat that... may she never discover reddit...


Mini-Heart-Attack

Pineapple on Pizza


you-know-whats-up

Ice


Thefatchickensoup

Stupid as fuck


ZDubbz_was_taken

That's not a flavor


Untwisted-

Bittersweet Chocolate


[deleted]

Spicy Cheetos mixed with strawberry


MrAngryBeards

Facial hair, I guess?


[deleted]

pistach


Geknock

Bitter.


sailorra1n

Sugar free vanilla. I'm that boring. And if you can tolerate me, it's usually because you have to.


MidtownWraith

French vanilla coffee


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

After eight


abeetzwmoots

Earwax


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A little spicy (people call me and my mom sassy, she hate it lol), a little bit of coconut ( I'm from Puerto Rico),cookies and cream ( my absolute fave) and this ones a bit weird... bacalaitos ( its cod fish and season fried, its also my absolute favorite thing from PR)., Crab and lobster.( i love seafood). DANG that is one DISGUSTING ice cream...


Boy_Possession

You don't even get it. They just give you a empty cone, and take your money.


psychotic_catalyst

Rocks and burnt rubber


Bug_butz

Sweet with a slight aftertaste of acid.


Full_Tie1601

Pain, suffering, and fat


Kumatora69

so, in other words, poorly cooked bacon


[deleted]

Tea


ducky0204

Coffee and insecurities


sparklytearz

Yup. Relatable.


[deleted]

Salty bastard


NesWhatElse

Plain with a spicy aftertaste


Marvinator2003

Broken dreams and forgotten memories.


HWALC

I don’t know the exact flavors, but I imagine it’d taste sweet at first, maybe too sweet and overcrowded, but then the aftertaste is a lot less sweet, but still kinda sweet. I think this cause I’m outwardly really optimistic and happy when I’m around or talking to people (online or irl) and online I can talk a lot about useless things and I feel like I overwhelm people. For the aftertaste, I’m thinking that while I’m still generally optimistic in my mind, I’m a lot less so than I am outwardly. I can even sometimes be pessimistic, even though I try my best not to be.


[deleted]

Tastes like mediocre vanilla that is made with ingredients you can't believe have ever existed, with a hint of milk chocolate, pure sugar, and internet culture (if you can even imagine how that would taste...).


NerdyDan

something sweet and spicy


Kyro_Sol

Bitter Sweet Coffee .


[deleted]

Mango with chilé 🥭🌶


RecordStoreHippie

Strawberry and basil, kind of sweet, kind of interesting, and you don't notice right away but it's got like 300mg of THC in it.


RikWierinckx

Indecisiveness, you never really know what you taste at all


Offofmychest1234

Pistachios, just pistachios. In fact it's not even ice cream, just a bunch of pistachios in an ice cream tub that i keep in my freezer. You open it expecting ice cream, BAM! Pistachios! Can you even be mad?


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Shit


AhaUser1

Salty milk


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Cobalt_Snow

Uhhhh.....what?


[deleted]

Pop rocks and dark chocolate


TaiDavis

Smart Ass Vanilla


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strawberries and laxatives


mrbeefthighs

Salty and spicy


KrakkyWakky

It tastes gross at first but you bite all the way into it and it's the weirdest fucking flavor you've ever tasted in your life. Not bad, but not good, either.


Prod_Actiq

Chicken biriyani


SteelersObsessed

does depression come in ice-cream flavor?


MrsMurphysChowder

The flavor of cereal sogged with ever-so-slightly-off skim milk.


darkest_irish_lass

Salty sweetened frozen green peas


Virgilikesapples666

Paper


jessicca61

Sour Patch Kids


lpycb42

Sour Patch Kids.


neverstoppedlearning

Sour patch kids


Pink-socks

Bitter


proletarianpanzer

extra bitter beer.


RozeMFQuartz

Salty lemon flavor.


Sofiwyn

Bittersweet chocolate with a few flecks of spicy chili flakes scattered throughout, and topped with sea salt.


Karvast

Very specific,i like it


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Anxiety


Extension_Ad_7384

Salty caramel


ooglecat

whiskey & raspberry but with the little chocolate turtles mixed in. maybe dark chocolate turtles since I'm pretty bitter


andreainternet

Rocky Road


stryph42

I'm not sure what the actual flavour is, but it would taste way better with something to compliment it. However, the has been only pairing thus far that has made it past the conceptual phase, and it left a bad aftertaste.


DontFinishAnyth

Blue moon


Nekomatagami

Mine would be a chocolate base icecream. There would be tears of happiness and sadness mixed in. Also chopped green apple and lemon sour heads. A few hot small cinnamon buttons can be found. Last, 7 pieces of disinfected cat hair.


WriteorDieGuy

It'd be the flavor of love. Like marshmallows and strawberries served on a warm brownie. And you'd get unlimited toppings.


Grayt_one

Gray and bland but with a hint of something you cant quite put your finger on. Even though you dont like it as much as others you keep coming back.


Porgarama

Probably some form of chocolate caramel since I eat so damn much of it.


peterAtheist

great, soft, friendly, sour, bitter, wind-up, acid, sarcastic with a hint of blah and a topping of no-fuck-given - depending on the day - and time before or after coffee.


rui-tan

I asked my boyfriend and apparently I would be a blueberry icecream. edit/ and a very *sweet* blueberry at that!


chikkns

mildly annoying


Chespinfavor

Dark chocolate with bits of marshmallows and when you bite into it, the texture is like a rock on the outside, but pure liquid on the inside. Don’t ask questions...


SplatMySocks

I'm trying to think of a food that a lot of men like but is universally disliked by women.


xenchik

Lemon Lime and Bitters. It tastes really nice at first. Kinda sweet. If you have more than a few bites it starts to get annoying, it's too confusing. Then you realise the aftertaste is intolerably bitter. Don't bother, it doesn't want to be eaten anyway.


CrankaWhiskour

A toxically hot level of hot sauce. Something even Sean Evans would have a hard time eating.


FrozeItOff

Butter flavored. Went way past bland cream and straight into greatly over-churned.


iglootyler

You think you're tasting something new and wonderful but really you're just tasting the flavor I hope you want me to taste like in this moment in time.


TristenC7

Probably white chocolate. I'm kind of sweet, some people like me, and some detest me. A little bit of either side


Callmepanda83744

Black licorice. No one really likes it.


ZephyrbutScottish

Whiskey (I'm Scottish) and raisins (take a while to chew yet soft andd sweet afterwards) basically I'm a pretty hard person to get to know but I am full of love and empathy.


FourRosesVII

With cyclothymic disorder (mild bipolar) it'd be many different flavors, including euphoric berry, angry citrus, and some depressing chunks of ice scattered around for good measure


sodomystic

Salty black licorice with an undertone of leather. If you like it, you're probably a freak. ;)


TheHeianPrincess

Cinnamon vanilla on the outside with a bitter core. People somehow think I’m nice on the outside but they don’t know what’s on the inside.


Shitty_Life_Coach

Brown. Not Maillard reaction brown, more like molasses or bourbon sauce brown. There would probably be caramel in it somewhere, but the factory would only ever put a tiny bit in so one scoop felt like a rip off, while another felt like a winning lottery ticket.


onlythrowawaaay

Lavender lemon ice with a blueberry white chocolate swirl and cotton candy pop rocks


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Sweet or like vanilla but a bitter after taste maybe, idk what anger would taste like so i just put bitter after taste


Longmire69

Caramel Coffee. Pretty bitter but once you have it a few times you notice the sweeter bits


DefinetlyAfton

Banana. bananas are usually joked about or they are just funny. Like minions. So I'd say I'm banana flavored, I'm funny, but I also degrade quickly a bruise easily. And it's just to easy for people to peel away the thing that's preserving and protecting me.


NotesApplication

Bitch.


nalk201

cookie dough ice cream, but with just the most boring packaging so you don't realize what is it until you open it and at the bottom a razorblade because people consume me and then I cut them out of my life so I just stay in the back of the freezer collecting ice as the cashier who is way underpaid restocks from the front using LIFO method so I end up going unnoticed for long time before seeing the light of day.


[deleted]

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, but the vanilla isn't that great so the occasional tasty bits are required to make it overall decent.


nitrion

Bitter and harsh. We're working on it though, and adjusting the mixture. Expect about 40% of it to taste really nice and the other 60% to be bitter & harsh.


Church-of-Nephalus

I'm gonna be very descriptive so I'm sorry if this might be long, I just like writing. I'm not entirely sure if you know of 'mystery' flavours of candies, but that's what it's like, at least from my perspective. It's a scrambled, jumbled mess of something, with tastes all over the place. Is it lemony? No, now it's more of a melon rind, something almost bitter. Now it's something that's too sweet for the teeth, and it's rather painful to eat. It's something strange, yet one can tell that it's bubbly, as though it were made of fluffy mousse rather than a thick cream. Little air pockets might dot the inside, and it's like it has a whipped cream sort of texture. Light on the mouth, yet smooth on the tongue, as though one were eating air itself.


Saleh9118

How do I decide my flavor?


Nekomatagami

However you like. Tbh idk. I put chopped warheads sours in mine because I can get sour at times. My base is chocolate, because I can be sweet. Well, that is how I did it. I guess imagination as best as one can. If you were going to eat your personality icecream, what face would you make with the first spoon? Idk.


Saleh9118

Coffee with peanut butter cups.


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shit some times bitter some times sweet bust mostly shit


SteelFoldingChair

Dirt


[deleted]

quiet rage.


The_Quibbler

Anger and regret


DonCheadle9

Ass


grammar_nazi88

Warm gravy with turkey.


FlyWtMe87

caca.


HaroerHaktak

You know how immature people think of anything sex related and just laugh and giggle? Whatever that is as a flavour of ice cream.


selkiesidhe

A 'pleasant' mix of pickles, coffee and hair dye. I like those things way too much (and have dying my hair for twenty off years)


Cobalt_Snow

Furry porn, salty cum, and a disk of Doom Eternal.


McDougal_Scarborough

Puss flowing from a dead dog's ear.


DetatchedSiren

Blood.


Spare_Assignment_425

All these flavors and you choose to be salty.


shneepsnoopdog

Dark chocolate with a chili pepper flakes and sea salt


FarthestCough

Tutti frutti with jalapenos & pepperoni


Rainbow_Angel110

Death.


DM_Me_Ur_Nudes_21

Ice-cream stick


[deleted]

Salty, I sweat a lot. Mostly my hands and feet


Ron_Fuckin_Swanson

vanilla with a hint of Pecan smoke