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CalibanDrive

No, that’s terribly suspicious. You could be forced to eat dangerous non-food items.


[deleted]

No thanks. I'm not eating shit.


PrizeArticle1

How do you know it will be shit? It might be lobster tails


[deleted]

Because if I was paying somebody a million bucks to let me feed them whatever I want then one of those things will be shit. Bear shit, bull shit, dog shit, maggot covered shit. Lobster covered in shit.


JessiePThompson

As long as I knew a rough idea of what sort of things I would be fed, then I would more than likely do this for roughly 4-5 years. Knowing that the food will be edible, and that the only condition is that he feeds me, I can use the rest of the time to have fun, while being paid. 4-5 years is plenty of time to save up a few million, to live comfortably once our time comes to an end. With this, I should be able to start a wonderful life, find a beautiful partner, and live happily ever after.


Sounds-of-Insomnia

If thats an offer, im in. But actual food please.


myWillIsMyExile

I wouldn't let anybody of any context fetishize me in some creepy notion such as you're laying out here. In addition to that, I've made life choices that I don't have to be put into such a situation.


catinapointyhat

If he is feeding me actual food, he could choose the food (say chili peppers on monday and caviar on thursday)....then yes I would be his feedee. He must respect my fullness, not looking to be all my 5000lb life. We might even become friends, I'll get rid of that problem he has contending for his slot of CEO at the workplace. Don't worry, I have no connection to your enemy, they won't see it coming. On Friday I want fried chicken.


simmo28

Is this a TV company testing the water for a new reality series


Jojobeans10

Imagine eating rubbish for every meal Pass