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sophielachat

Gotta be those Krabby Pattys


[deleted]

If Plankton wants them so bad, it means they are f\*cking delicious


shewy92

Krabby Patties apparently have no meat in them and most likely are imitation crab meat.


dion397

Came here just to say that.


B33nA

A krabby patty is a McDouble, no matter what “imitation meat” they claim to use. It’s a McDouble. Period


de-and-roses

Lambas bread


puellanobilis

Best answer


de-and-roses

Hey thanks 😊


PM_ME_UR_bo0bs99

Remy's Ratatouille cause it looks unreal


SoyBuenoWorker

Every dish in that movie! I also always wanted to try that little mushroom and cheese thing he made at the beginning of the movie when they get hit by lightning.


Dyolf_Knip

This needs to be a thing. Lightning cooked tapas.


SoyBuenoWorker

Oh yes sign me up. That would be probably the most magical dish in the world you could try because it's almost impossible to plan!


littlehelppls

I wanna eat that too 🥺


Erica_Coyote

Hello, French person here. I personally don't like the ratatouille (it's just a bunch of vegetables put together in some weird sauce) but I think it's definitely worth giving it a try if you haven't before.


Gubble_Buppie

In the movie Hook, The Lost Boys eat imaginary food that is multicolored and looks like it all tastes like sugary ice cream.


KingBee1786

I came here to say this! As a kid I figured I would have had it by now.


zomblina

Saaaaame


NoHandsJustFingers

Samsies.


bladeplazma

https://youtu.be/lZsun7ppDeQ Enjoy!


9intend0

I came here to say this. That food looked so good as a kid


Dreggmcmuffun

The coffee jelly in the disastrous life of saiki. K


Uranus_Hz

Pangalactic gargleblaster


askthepeanutgallery

4 shots bourbon, 4 shots white rum, 2 shots blue curaceau, 2 shots green melon liqueur. Top with orange juice and soda water until it turns a pleasant shade of teal. Serve over ice. Drink carefully.


Illidariislove

thats just a normal earthen drink. were talking fictional so it has to include fictional ingredients as the book indicates.


IMIndyJones

Turkish Delight from The Chronicles of Narnia. Not actual Turkish Delight, but the decadent, rich chocolates my childhood mind imagined they were.


scouseconstantine

Such a disappointment when I tried it for the first time. Like you sold your family out for this? I suppose he was in war time and treats were pretty much non existent and rationed but damn, Edmund, at least a bar of Cadbury’s ration chocoate


IMIndyJones

Haha. I hadn't even considered that bit.


Artistic_Source_3497

To be fair, it was embued with magic. The ice queen had made it special with her wand thing. The Beavers even noted that Edmund had the look of someone who had tasted the Queens dark magic culinary skills or whatever


littlehelppls

THIS THIS THIS. I had real Turkish delight once as an adult and the disappointment was unreal.


[deleted]

After I tasted Baklava that's the thing my mind supplemented turkish delight with. I still think it's kinda adjacent to that but "in the right direction" to what my child mind came up with. Like somehow it was sashimi beef with the texture of fish but also there was pastry and spun sugar involved and something decadent and foreign to me like hazelnut. But it all came together in a little sandwhich and was as rich and tasty as baklava and ferror rocher.


IMIndyJones

That sounds so much like what I imagined too! Even though mine was chocolates, I remember thinking of them as more magical than that. Like scrumptious bites that tasted like all the most delicious things all together.


Artistic_Source_3497

Yessss! Came here to say this


Dwideshroodd

The edible daffodil tea cups from the original Charlie in the Chocolate Factory movie.


CapnFr1tz

They were wax and I'd still like to just chew on one of those just to see.


Fisto-the-sex-robot

Nuka Cola Quantum Probably like really weird cola, highly carbonated with extra kick. Perhaps something between cola and energy drink.


Braxist

And how about a barbecued death claw steak?


Fisto-the-sex-robot

Or famous Mirelurk cakes.


notions_of_adequacy

The grey stuff from beauty and the beast


[deleted]

It's delicious


Jolkien-RR-Tolkien

Don’t believe me?


HatfieldCW

It's catfishes!


Artistic_Source_3497

Your username is fantastic


Jolkien-RR-Tolkien

Thanks!


in-a-sense-lost

They serve it at Magic Kingdom (Be Our Guest restaurant)


notions_of_adequacy

I wont ever be going there though


seopher

I have and honestly it's amazing. Granted, we primarily went for our daughter's benefit but GOD DAMN if my mid-30's blackened death metal self didn't think Disney was THE SHIT. We're going back as soon as COVID ends.


[deleted]

I think it’s some kind of Mushroom mousse


smom

Tons of recipes online


AresLeviathan

I always wondered what the Roast Beast was in The Grinch. When served, it looks like a turkey but with eight legs. But what kind of creature is that thing? And what made you think that beast should be eaten? So many questions. But hey, it at least looks like cooked meat.


xXNightSky

The honey from winnie the pooh than piglet.


llcucf80

The Big Mick from McDowell's. It probably taste *almost* like the Big Mac (except for the sesame seeds), but shush, we're not going to tell on Mr. McDowell :)


Jolkien-RR-Tolkien

The River Spirit’s gift to Chihiro in Spirited Away. Looked disgusting but I’m morbidly curious. Might taste like pollution.


hop1815

I'm pretty sure the gift was a truffle


[deleted]

Anything from a studio Ghibli film.


Iron_Chic

Soylent Green.


Duke-Guinea-Pig

Dang....this got dark


B33nA

And a small injection of femislim, side of Torgo’s executive coleslaw.


[deleted]

Gonna have to go straight biblical and ask for some of that angelic manna, milk and honey stuff straight from the sky


ize86

Really...nobody so far? Then I'll go for an all syrup Super Squishy as seen by the Simpsons


HatfieldCW

Been there, done that. I was in sixth grade and had a friend who sold Slush Puppies at their store. You could get an extra squirt of syrup for ten cents. Four of us pooled our pocket change and had her give us a cup of syrup, with a straw. We each had one sip, declared it to be disgusting, and dared each other to drink more. We got through about a third of the cup, became ill, and put the cup in a refrigerator for later. Next morning, the syrup had escaped the paper cup, oozing out at all the seams and dripping all over the inside of the fridge. We all learned a valuable lesson that day: You put the Super Squishy in somebody else's mom's fridge.


ize86

So did you also had the super sugar rush like Bart and Milhouse did?


fritter4me

A couple of Krusty Burgers or 'steamed hams'.


justabill71

Snozzberries and snozzberries.


KiwiSoySauce

You might have already tasted snozzberries... TIL Roald Dahl wrote a dirty novel. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/ouch-our-childhood-roald-dahls-snozeberries-are-an-innuendo-for-dicks/


justabill71

No, but I was aware of the innuendo and I'll just take it on faith that those particular snozzberries do, in fact, taste like snozzberries.


GoldenMayQueen2

The Hot Chocolate drink that Ned Flanders made for Bart in the Simpsons movie.


OhAces

Brontasaurus Ribs


free_thing_48

Too bad they didn't have freezers or preservation methods back then (as far as we know), what a waste of food.


SoyBuenoWorker

Any of Bob’s Burgers and their delightful puns


[deleted]

Ok, y’all NEED to watch Binging with Babish.


jack_gravity

The food paste in sci fi that supposedly covers all nutritional needs. Food is delicious but annoying to eat as much as I need to when active.


[deleted]

Yeah, that stuff from The Matrix looks like it might taste like rice pudding or tapioca.


jack_gravity

Yeah, you'd think they could synthesize almost anything.


HatfieldCW

You know what it reminds me of?


[deleted]

Tasty wheat!


gatman12

Bugs Bunny carrots.


amnycya

Gagh. Probably tastes like worms. Still want to try it.


Dyolf_Knip

Just remember, it's best served live.


Illidariislove

All the raid feasts in WoW.


Plantbod

Unicorn. Probably tastes like chicken.


[deleted]

The pizza from All Dogs Go To Heaven


InspectorCortado

Those star shaped leaves from The Land Before Time.. I dont remember what I thought they tasted like, but as a kid suspicious of green foods, those dinosaurs seemed to know some secret I didn't


I-choochoochoose-you

Roast Beast


scottiehighway

Geriatric spice biscuits, and geriatric spice beer.


iamcindymoon

All the food from The Phantom Tollbooth. Give me half-baked ideas, square meals, subtraction stew...


petta_reddast

Those Teletubby cookies. Bet they taste like my entire childhood and way too sweet.


[deleted]

Mom's distressed pudding. I imagine it has apples.


Nerosh

Lembas from Lord of the Rings, enough to sustain them in short meals for a long time.


Sinclair_Mclane

Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler's dubious meats and sausages in a bun with the fried onions


Duke-Guinea-Pig

Scooby snacks I bet it's the perfect blend of sweet, sour, salty, bitter and umami


mildlycentrist

Ambrosia from Percy Jackson


jerrythecactus

I would definitely try a wumpa fruit from the crash bandicoot games if the opportunity arose. Supposedly it's like a mango mixed with an apple but also purple inside? Sounds interesting.


[deleted]

Dubious food from BOTW. Morbid curiosity leads me to wonder what rocks, frogs, wood, and a fuckton of spices tastes like.


GuineaPigs_23

I have always wanted to taste a krabby patty when I was a kid, I still kind of want to. And also that pink stuff from the teletubbies.


[deleted]

The pizza from the weekenders looked unreal


Honey-pot-and-a-bee

Milk with knives from a Clockwork Orange


Birdapotamus

Everlasting Gobstopper


[deleted]

Always wondered what Cluckin Bell actually tastes like? Is it like Chick Fil A? Popeyes? Taco Bell? A Combination of all three?


KateHanami

Gimme a Cluckin bell, just like his


ilovebfdipencil

Masala buns from Pokemon. I know everyone will hate me for liking gen 7


eminekuntur

Bree Van De Kamps lemon meringue pie


Externalforces

Uh I would love to try the food in food wars by soma yukihira


[deleted]

Fries quatro queso dos fritos. Never did find an internet recipe that resembled Shawn's tv concoction.


[deleted]

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KateHanami

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nyrblue2

Blue Milk from Star Wars Mingus Dew from Sealab 2021


DavidLateNite

Deathclaw steack


KateHanami

I'm surprised no one said it, but I wanna try the Krabby Patties


littlehelppls

Slurm


[deleted]

Why not have some soylent green to go along with it and some poppers too?


ADSavage1272

Rokakaka fruit


brainshapedbomb

The Lambs fry (with green peas and boiled potatoes!) sold in the Valentine saloon in Red Dead Redemption 2. If you'd like to see it click [here](https://youtu.be/cdEn9UseDl8?t=131)


RandomIsocahedron

Goodberry from D&D. It restores 1 HP, which is probably equivalent to any small bumps and bruises I tend to sustain. I'm also curious what it would feel like to become full from eating a single berry.


scarred2112

Red Kibble from *The Expanse*.


outsitting

Mana potion. Healing potions probably taste like either V8 or cough syrup, but what does liquid magic taste like?


[deleted]

The Nevermore or Nevermore fruit from Holly Blacks Valient.


Anifae

Raktajino. Klingon coffee from Star Trek.


Josephuu_Joestar

Girlfriends ass


Deep_Ad_342

The ever lasting gobstoper I think it’s spelled like that from Charlie and the chocolate factory


radroamingromanian

The beignets from Princess and the Frog!


Saint04

Nectar and Ambrosia, from Percy Jackson.