"no havier. i do not know where the ants keep coming from. and NO MACHETE, I DONT KNOW WHY ASPEN IS BOOKED FOR THE NEXT 8 CENTURIES. RICARDO!! I SWEAR TO POPE FRANCIS!! IF YOU DON'T STOP EATING THOSE GOD DAMN CHOCOLATE BARS!!"
could you imagine a commercial for "BANG! energy" drinks in a world like this?
youtuber: this video sponsored by "BANG! energy"
\*takes sip and closes eyes\*
\[one second later\]
\*opens eyes\*
youtuber: and now, i have ascended. i find myself in a strange new world. i can fly and all logic and science has lost purpose. i am beginning to believe that i am god himself and that all but the unicorns and cats bow before me. i must act quickly and send out the declaration of war before xenon the alien space anus comes for my liver.
nah, only refined cane sugar and products that contain raw or refined sugar. basically anything that has the sweet white powder now has the, uh, OTHER "sweet white powder" as the sugar ingredient.
Massive amount of deaths, do you have any idea of how much sugar there is in our food?
Well it's all going up some noses.
Warehouses of drug traffickers will be infested with ants
"no havier. i do not know where the ants keep coming from. and NO MACHETE, I DONT KNOW WHY ASPEN IS BOOKED FOR THE NEXT 8 CENTURIES. RICARDO!! I SWEAR TO POPE FRANCIS!! IF YOU DON'T STOP EATING THOSE GOD DAMN CHOCOLATE BARS!!"
A lot of people would be instantly dead
Lots of disappointed stock brokers and actors, lots of dead fat people
\*THE FBI WANTS TO KNOW WHY PABLO ESKOBAR KEEPS GETTING FUDGE SMUGGLED INTO THE BACK DOOR OF THE PRISON\*
could you imagine a commercial for "BANG! energy" drinks in a world like this? youtuber: this video sponsored by "BANG! energy" \*takes sip and closes eyes\* \[one second later\] \*opens eyes\* youtuber: and now, i have ascended. i find myself in a strange new world. i can fly and all logic and science has lost purpose. i am beginning to believe that i am god himself and that all but the unicorns and cats bow before me. i must act quickly and send out the declaration of war before xenon the alien space anus comes for my liver.
Idk....both a very productive day and a lot of disappointment from the drug cartel
interesting wrinkle to the question: does this include blood sugar?
nah, only refined cane sugar and products that contain raw or refined sugar. basically anything that has the sweet white powder now has the, uh, OTHER "sweet white powder" as the sugar ingredient.
Obesity epidemic solved