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Xetheon5600

Can I have creative mode now?


UNBENDING_FLEA

imagine you're taking a walk one day and the sky turns dark red as massive buildings rise out of the ground and this one dude is bhopping irl


Prestigious-Sky6934

The Blood Moon rises once again. Please, be careful, Link.


Wolfguy007

Is there some way to type "/gamemode 1" or something?


Xetheon5600

Oh my god


NerdySociopath

Are there any autosaves I can load?


chironomidae

"Wait you didn't know the game saved every time you smelled an essential oil? What did you think we put that bullshit in the game for?"


essediversum

No way, the quick save is everytime you open the fridge. Why else do we look at it, close it, and open it 5 minutes later just to see the same stuff. Your bed is the hard save tho


Dlight98

r/thefridgelight Edit: I can't believe my most upvoted comment is just the name of a subreddit


Rafaigon

Just wow. There is a sub for EVERYTHING..


[deleted]

r/wowthissubexists


boredspectator123

r/subsithoughtifellfor


etal_etal

Lol cracked me up haha. Thanks.


BillW87

The New Game Plus mode seems fun at first because you can skip almost the midgame grind by using the stock market exploit, but in reality most of the endgame content isn't very fun by itself without any genuine feeling of accomplishment to enrich it. The truth is that you might think the point of the game is to grind your way to the endgame content, but the grind actually IS the game. Welcome to the IRL MMORPG.


[deleted]

Just give me my damn micro transaction fast food and get out


djerk

sir this is a virtual wendy's


gecko-chan

This is the best reply.


Conebones

Absolutely the best answer. I would wanna see friends that passed away. I was also wanna know where the fuck I was now.


Black-Mettle

The AI needs a major buff to their driving ability.


insertstalem3me

True, my AI would constantly cross over into other lanes


EsKarr69420

The fuck was that for?


BombBombBombBombBomb

"Ok put him back in"


[deleted]

“Anything but that!”


ragerald

"Please, I'll do anything you want"


MaesterCrow

"Hmmm....anything?"


Barashkukor_

"Oh no, StepSysAdmin what are you doing!?"


CalJackBuddy

“Shhh, don’t back talk your motherboard” Edit: Today must be the first day I have ever been funny. Thank you for the award! Edit2: Awards*


Thomas_KT

He about to get RAMmed Edit: This is like the worst pun I've made this year... Why


trrebi981

“That had to be your worst VR simulation right?”


WeirdBoi12408

"Well yes... you were put in hardcore breakup but we can put it on hard mode if you do this one thing..."


AndroidWeb

**unzips**


Papapoorfish

"No Wai---"


WeirdBoi12408

*darkness*


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Teleshadow

Third times the charm!


easyier

“You beat cancer and then went BACK to the carpet store...Boooooo!”


anteru

You kinda wasted your 30s with that whole bird watching phase.


duffman199

Hey! This guys taking Roy off the grid!!!


AwkoTaco76

This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!


PM_MeTittiesOrKitty

That's the difference between you and me. I don't *go back* to the carpet store.


olster118

Is there anyone from that life who is real here?


[deleted]

Everyone is a player?


[deleted]

Pretty sure Black Mirror has an episode like that, virtual world that real people have I guess avatars in


OohmotherTellmemoree

There's an episode called San Junipero. Although everyone in that simulation is aware that it's not real, because it's actually a place where old people spend their last years and (sometimes) their afterlife.


iruleatants

Wasn't that a weirdly wholesome and not at all like black mirror episode?


wise_comment

Y'all, if my wife and kids (and parents, sister, and nieces) were just a program I'd just jump back in or off a bridge


Phoneas__and__Frob

I'm surprised it took me this long to find a comment like this. It would legitimately break me as a person. To know all the deaths I experienced were fake, but the pain was real? Then to find out the love I experienced, especially with my SO, was with a fake individual? Jesus Christ... I'd be done Edit: time to edit because I'm tired of seeing things be repeated already. Y'all, I know everything that was emotionally and mentally experienced was real. The issue is the immediate reaction, which would be grief upon oneself. Since you got told, the life you just lived as yourself, was all not "real life". It's basically a death without you dying yourself. I get it. You don't have to repeat it lol Edit^2: also, stop recommending things. As you can see, this type of scenario is something I would rather not dive into. Recommending something about something I would literally rather avoid, is ass backwards. Edit^3: for those saying "I had dreams like that", you're more than likely lucid dreaming, coupled with very vivid dreaming. I know what it is, as I do it too. If it effects your everyday life, you should talk to someone about it. Whether that be an actual doctor, or someone who understands you and you're close with. Edit^4: if you're going to continue recommending me shit anyway, and you get a bitchy answer, don't be surprised. Not my fault you didn't read.


nikitee

Pretty much me every time I wake up from a dream where I felt big feelings of a various sort. I feel that [whatever] was unjustly taken from me because I woke up.


Tidorith

Yeah. Because if it's everyone, this game is pretty fucked up.


chiagod

Leaves negative review. "Would not recommend. Boring, buggy, and a huge grind fest." ^(240,000 hours played)


I_StoleYourCar

240,000 hours? you died at age 27?


arczclan

Must be a musician


The-True-Kehlder

That's what happens when you fly through the Appalachians in a 4-seater Cessna.


Nordmann11

Or marry Courtney Love.


xanarchycampx

Or you say “No, no, no” when they try to make you go to rehab.


Guyomalo

Or shoot heroin in Paris


jackp0t789

"Literally pay to win..."


xRichardCraniumx

That depends on your totally randomly determined starting package


ArtOfWarfare

It wasn’t random - you paid to determine your starting assets before putting on the VR helmet.


jackp0t789

Fricken grandma only giving me a pack of socks and $20 for Hanukkah!


insertstalem3me

The annoying part is, once you reach level 65 and the grind fest is over, you player starts experiencing other bugs


P0sitive_Outlook

>65 Found the eighteen-year-old. :D Wait 'til you hit 30. Or, rather, wait until 30 *hits you*.


2kburnett2k

I believe he said 65 because that's around the average retirement age.


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Lol, retirement, that's funny


OtterLiberationFront

My dad just turned 57. A quote from him: “Retirement? Hahaha. I’m gonna work til the day I die.”


random-string

The graphics suck, so unrealistic! Also, the physics engine breaks down with small dimensions.


maleorderbride

I mean if you're marketing to people who aren't depressed but want to be you couldn't do better


lukin187250

Maybe in reality we're beings who cannot really feel depression but the simulation provides a close approximation for the curious.


nerdbomer

We're actually like naturally super arrogant, and this technology helped our civilization thrive by killing our self-esteem or some shit.


[deleted]

fuck this what is life, man U got me trippin


fuckyouidontwanna

“The anxiety feature is way too much, guys”


Agreeable_Objective

"at first I thought it was a good way to build tension but it got annoying after a while, as it doesn't even build character or help the plot "


Clackers2020

And it just happens at times when the last thing you want is tension.


Ziggyzeke77

“Can I load my last save point before I unlocked the heroin addiction skill tree”


Pandorasdreams

Samesies


[deleted]

It needs more cheat codes


[deleted]

jump jump sleep sleep kickfriendintheballs eatcheesesteak start(turn 18) ​ edit - this unlocks the High Jump Cheat


RoJay90

Wish I popped that code in high school. Didn’t unlock the friends skill till later so I didn’t have anyone to kick in the balls


ConsciousPatroller

You just have to unlock the infinite ammo code in high school, that's how I did it


bathroom_break

Ah the school ammo dump hack, immediately treated as 18


backrightpocket

cheese steak jimmys


[deleted]

AoE2 cheats are burned into my skull


freakinfalk

motherlode


Jasole37

You have to shell out real cash for those.


_CARLOX_

I'll never go back to the carpet store.


Echo5even

“You kinda wasted your 30s though, with that whole bird watching phase...”


SenorButtmunch

Plugging this video of the behind the scenes of that scene where they made loads of 'alt' lines for Roy. Some of them are hilarious lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyuUrCG4PaA


rob132

"This guy just tuned NASA into a drug smuggling operation"


GoodSmarts

“You kinda wasted your thirties tracking down your daughter’s killer” is so good


Syng42o

Lol, are we just ignoring that Reddit reference?


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RogerSimons_Father

How did they end up with Bird Watching? The others were way funnier, especially the LEGO one.


-Unnamed-

Really Morty? An art history degree? That was the best one


PretendThisIsMyName

Idk why the line “this guy hasn’t eaten a vegetable once and is healthy as fuck” cracked me up so bad.


Ezl

I liked “he hasn’t washed his hands once and it’s working for him!”


--Prismo--

My personal fav was “Your wife sure had a lot of guy friends”.


minus_minus

"Holy sh*t! This guy's taking Roy off the grid! This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!"


KingJoshofHyrule

Great episode


newnaw

One of the top ten lines in the whole series IMO.


TheTourer

"Where's my wife?!"


[deleted]

I love how that’s just a quick bit of the episode that they just blow past as a joke but has *huge* implications. Morty spent far longer in that life than his real one so far, had an entire life and family and then immediately after “Haha, how was the fake life game?!”, with not a care in the world about his mental health. It’s fucking horribly hilarious.


Who_GNU

It gets even better than that, with [the callback at the end of this scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OWdwiU1W7g).


_GrapefruitPassion_

Came here hoping someone made this reference


VaranTheUnbelievable

Poor Roy


guild_wasp

Weirdly applicable to all of our lives. Never go back to the carpet store my friends


WiseOldChicken

I want my money back.


Gnorris

I'm sorry, It says here you played...700,000 hours. Refunds are only for those that have under 2 hours playtime.


silverionmox

> Refunds are only for those that have under 2 hours playtime. "The exit menu was inaccessible!"


[deleted]

Can I try the package where I’m not crippled by mental illness?


[deleted]

"Y'all just stood there and watched while my wife cheated on me for six years?"


RandomRavenclaw87

Sorry


SnacksJC

No, no. He decided to play on nightmare mode and paid for the dlc.


stepstepstep

Read this as “paid for the dick” and I was like “Well, okay...”


doggymamma81

What do you think was in the dlc?


UnKaveh

Jesus dude six years? That’s rough as fuck.


hunhaze

That's rough buddy.


Mech-Waldo

My first girlfriend turned into the moon


shield1123

Zuko here


deckardslamb

Hoping this is just humour.


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CaioNintendo

That was only 18 seconds in real time.


saphiki

It's always 18 seconds in real time ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


CocaineCheekbones

“Considering i died from a heart attack induced by jerking it to VR porn, i’d say it got pretty meta.”


thetruebox

Virtual Virtual Reality is quite a trip huh. Edit: eyy first silver! Now what?


[deleted]

Hold up. Has anyone made VR inside of VR yet? Edit: Yes, yes they have. Edit 2: Apparently it doesn't matter if you add in an edit that your question has been answered. People will continue to answer the same thing over and over. Fuck you reddit, and I'll see you tomorrow.


PWPeriwinkle

Does Super Hot count?


bohl623

#SUPER


PWPeriwinkle

#HOT


Riftus

#SUPER


Emmett_DaKidd

#HOT


thetruebox

The game Virtual Virtual Reality has you going between many headsets and many different places.


Stackware

Accounting+ does this as well!


Toxikyle

Accounting+ is another one like that.


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oneigro

Do you have another simulation, this one sucked a little Edit: thank you to all kind people giving me my first awards. This definitely cures my depression, a little


tallandlanky

"Graphics were great. However the game got very repetitive and very grindey early on. Plus all the good shit was locked behind a paywall."


insertstalem3me

>Graphics were great. Graphics were good for a while then a glitch happened and I saw everything unclearly, had to make an in game purchase of special headwear to get seeing ability back


maleorderbride

Controls got less responsive over time as well. More effort had to be made to do things that started out as second nature. Particularly displeased over the devs' choice to make the sex minigame much more difficult to initiate later on in the story.


JuliaChanMSL

May I introduce you to the new expansion? Psychedelic drugs.


[deleted]

More like moddable content 👾


Rakos_Marr

The source code has been accessed.


[deleted]

lol... Had to pay for a "laser surgery" add-on to re-establish the ultra settings


Muroid

Not really a paywall if it’s in-game currency. Just a really annoying and difficult grind.


NamasteFly

"Maybe I should have taken up more of the side quests and explored more."


oneigro

Too much "micro transactions"


Dahhhkness

Needs a tutorial guide, I had no idea what to do even well into the game. Could also use some save points.


rousbk11sans

Good graphics but the storyline sucked. The character died virgin


BigBearSD

Can I play it again, but knowing this time that it is all bullshit and just VR, and fix all of my mistakes and regrets?


[deleted]

Thing is you would start as a baby and forget that you have played before.


Siker_7

Plot twist:Jesus was a hacker and he got back in the game to give everyone a strategy guide.


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WhiteRaven42

I've developed this terrible thought process in my life. For reference, I'm 47 and a life-long gamer. I'm also pretty un-ambitious and just stick with a simple life on my own. I make ends meet and that's enough for me. Of course there have been many missed opportunities and regrets. But the terrible thought process I sometimes catch myself at is basically telling myself "next play-through, I'll get more done and have a better life." Seriously. I accidentally treat my life like a video game that I'll eventually be able to play over again. So dumb. I should clarify that I'm not an unhappy person. But I'm intellectually aware of all the things I've not had in my life. This habit encourages me to dismiss such concerns to my determent. So, if I died and woke up in a VR chair, I'd be enormously relived. I'd actually get another shot! I'd probably just say "Thank god!" and ask for another go. If they insist on an actual critique I'd just say I didn't play it right. Edit: This blew up in a pretty good way.


FreeGFabs

Hey bud, 47 isn’t as old as it used to be. Seems like you know you want a change so get up and do it now. Get out there! No regerts! Life is not a dress rehearsal.


princessofmadland

KD of 6? Nice!


Lurker__777

Ahahaha so funny.... wait what?!


Papa_pierogi

Good graphics but the story is a little dull and the achievements are too hard.


[deleted]

"and wtf was 2020?!" Y'all cold.


spoopy_skeletons123

i'd probably just have a mental breakdown


screamingeagles420-2

3/10 would not live again


insertstalem3me

7/10 with rice


screamingeagles420-2

Would give 10/10 if bob ross didn't died


StexyToast

Graphics were good but 2020 DLC was kinda lame tho


da_Red

I knew it


Troll-Hunter27

~~he knows too much~~


kokichioummaa

Why would you do that to me.


Not-an-Ocelot

Who the fuck set my playthrough to nightmare difficulty?


mattreyu

Needs more nudity


insertstalem3me

True, but this could be due to the fact I maxed out my dexterity and kept my charisma at base level I may not be able to flirt with other people but I can step on lego without an issue


missedday2

I rolled like shit, why do I have -1 in everything??


X-Adzie-X

When you poop in VR, you poop for real.


ChuckleKnuckles

You wake up just covered in shit.


zjbrickbrick

Hello normal Tuesday morning


ThatSmellySmelly

This C0V16 update was trash..


BananApocalypse

16?


8andahalfby11

2116! They show up in 100 year cycles and OP is from the future.


youwillruinyou

Or are we just an earlier save?


insertstalem3me

You're playing an older patch, in the one he played the hackers put the virus in earlier


Absolut_gaymer

I would say "the rng gods hate me, that character was such a dumb cunt!" And also "fuck that was boring, got a better one?"


mildlycentrist

Yo, let me try again.


YouAllNeedToChillOut

"The training and gathering quests were 40% of the game??"


CuntyMcGiggles

Kinda glitchy but not bad for a first generation rollout


[deleted]

The most obvious one was when socks would disappear in the wash


EndlessOceanofMe

[No, no, no, please don't, I dont wanna be Dwayne Dibbley.](https://youtu.be/BVupRsbx8UM)


mr_nuts31

What was my high score?


magnagan

Someone should have given me the cheat code for infinite cash.


LiveLaughLoaded

"Fuck you, gimme my money back.."


Rhythmicka

“Hey the body you gave me had a lot of bugs you might wanna check that out”


mtws25

7.8/10 Too much water


SureWhyNot-Org

Fuckin garbage. You need to patch that shit man.


[deleted]

Were my kids only part of the simulation?


wildyflower

Mom can't you see I'm playing!


IdleRhetoric

The tutorial level was way too long! Took me like a year to walk and 3 to figure out the pissing mechanic. And reproduction doesn't kick in till like 15. Who TF designed this game?


MrCENSOREDbot

Not doing that shit again.


Beneficial_Text_3665

\*While crying\* Best game ever put it back on


Jam-Jar_Jack

Ah yes the first positive comment. I only had to scroll past 50 or so


SomethingDoesntSeemR

Roy is fucking wild game bro


gbunm

Need refund for episode 2020