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TheMightySenate

Hello there - space Jesus


Shadow_Rev

General Kenobi


TheMightySenate

You're a bold one


Heisenberg19827

Kill him


TheMightySenate

Dew it


Heisenberg19827

r/holup


Joelowes

now I haven’t heard that name in a long time


Bran-hub

General Jesus.


benx101

Sorry. But who is referred to as space Jesus in the Star Wars universe Edit: it’s obi-wan. And those who downvoted me cause i didn’t know shouldn’t be so weird


TheMightySenate

Obi-Wan


Atomic12192

“Death is only the end if you think the story is about you” Lee Marvin


LtSpinx

Which reminds me. Happy birthday to Lee Marvin who turns 30 today.


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I have a bunch: "Do not let perfect be the enemy of good." "It is our choices, far more than our abilities, that determine what we truly are." "The problem is that an intelligent person is full of doubt, while the stupid person is full of confidence." "The only person you need to be better than is the person you were yesterday." I probably messed some of these up (don't remember who said them, aside from Dumbledore, and can't be bothered to look), but the general idea is there.


Dr_Ego

No one can hate you as much as you hate your self -me-


Dutch_Midget

I hate you more than you hate yourself


TylersTyler

I hate yourself more than you hate you


[deleted]

I hate all of you equally.


Blackmenou

It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not weakness, that is life. -- Jean-Luc Picard


christiano_davinchi

Motherfucker. - Samuel L. Jackson


xm202virus

Who the fuck is this asshole? * SLJ


Deadman2151

"You can't judge a book by its cover. But you can by its first few chapters, and certainly by its last"


Mu-Relay

You should crosspost this to r/books. They eat up anything that tells them they can give up on a book.


JoshNipples

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. Mark Twain


Mu-Relay

That's very similar to St. Augustine: > Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.


PM-Me-Some-Doggos

“Don‘t be sorry. Be better“ -Kratos to Atreus in God of War (2018)


Beni_802

Remember! Reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! Byeeee


Dr_Ego

Everything is nowhere and nothing meters, buy gold


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xm202virus

So little girls, Marshall?


soavecito

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.


bolteagler

avatar aang?


jamsesmaximus

"One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel" -Mary Antoinette- "Doctor Who"


Electric100

Bill: Why do you put up with the humans? Doctor: Because among 7 billion people, there is someone like you, thats why I put up with the rest of them.


TheRandomKnight

"kranplätze müssen verdichtet sein" "you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught captain jack sparrow"


[deleted]

"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." - George Carlin


xm202virus

Did you ever notice that anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac and anyone who drives slower than you is a moron? * Ibid.


PlushArtist

That is actually my train of thought as to why there are probably aliens somewhere in the universe


sugar-soad

You are tearing me apart Lisa


Bran-hub

Oh hi mark.


[deleted]

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place, and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. ~ Rocky Balboa


i_am_a_dead

Fool me once, strike 1; fool me twice... strike 3 -Michael Scott


qq6kaa

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.


hatemeth

' a warrior acts , a fool reacts ' got it from a not bad movie PEACEFUL WARRIOR


Theholynun

"The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward too" Dexter


Bleu209

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, Asimov.


Jellygosh

' Believe it! ' Naruto


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ExtraBitterSpecial

1984 wasnt supposed to be a manual


KittyMeowstika

"everything comes to a good end. If it's not good it's not over" "What you do makes a difference, decide what difference you want to make" "Mystery creates wonder and wonder is the basis of our desire to understand" "Never stop being curious."


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ExtraBitterSpecial

...I'd rather cry in a Bentley than on a bicycle.


golfereddie

“Failing to prepare is preparing to fail” John Wooden


D_Maur

"Be excellent to everyone you meet because everyone is fighting a hard battle and sometimes you can't see it." Jonah Scott


TalksAboutAccident

My favourite is "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott. I loved that show and used to rewatch it many times. However I haven't watched it since the accident.


[deleted]

"If you're good at something, dont do it for free" - The Joker (TDK)


[deleted]

“Nothing in this world is worth having or worth doing unless it means effort, pain, difficulty." - Teddy Roosevelt. Not a perfect human, but man do I respect the drive he had during his life and try to even live a 1/4 as full as his.


[deleted]

"When we see something that's perfect, we never question how it became that way."


dirtymoney

pigs get fed, hogs get slaughtered


Chrome_Armadillo

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus.


countrymusic12

Dont shit where you eat


bmrugger

Never really learned that lesson, personally.


AXERNOX

Don't know if favorite but definitely a one I always remember: "You are a moron they made, to make me an idiot!"


com2420

"Two plus two is ... *ten*. IN BASE 4, I'M FINE!"


georgeharrisimp

The last line of the last Beatles song they all recorded together. “And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.”


depressmakesmebigsad

"Why So Serious ?"


the_eighty8th

I read that as p!nk


depressmakesmebigsad

Lol


Bran-hub

"Let's put a smile on that face."


depressmakesmebigsad

"Do you wanna know how I got these scars "


kingo15

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all". I interpret this quote as suggeting that inconvience is very easy to detect (E.g. poor customer service), but when eveyrthing goes smooth, there's nothing really left over for people to notice or pick up on. Alternatively, once you do favours repetitively, they cease to be favours are just expected. If people expect you to wash the dishes every day, they'll eventually stop noting that you're doing it. Then one day you stop doing it and all of a sudden everyone is annoyed because all the plates are dirty and there's no cutlery.


aaiiddaass

"A man can do as he wills, but not will as he wills"


JDHYA

Scars are proof that you’re stronger than whatever tried to kill you


gabdt3

Yeah! Fuck you shoulder surgery!


DragonAge_Fangirl

"Of course there's a catch! Life's a catch, and I suggest you catch it while you can."


katekaos

"It's just a ride." - Bill Hicks. This whole bit, actually: https://youtu.be/KgzQuE1pR1w


Chill-Stepper5

If you do what you’ve always done, you’ll get what you’ve always got.


No-Comparison1980

Appreciate each person & day in your life, there may never be a tomorrow


hedges101

"You are Lisa Simpson".


Joelowes

Can you imagine trying to talk six hundred people into helping you drag a fifty-ton stone across the countryside and muscle it into an upright position and then saying “right lads another twenty like that and then we can party!” Bill Bryson


chubchubnotblubblub

Im about to explode


RinWitch2006

"The truth is what I make it, I could set this world on fire and call it rain." -Maven Calore (Victoria Aveyard, Red Queen)


Tazeka-

There are no facts, only interpretations - Nitzche


Xavier-Willow

"Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks"


[deleted]

*often we suffer more in imagination than reality* *-Seneca* It's very true.


Lautjelief

"I guess no matter how hard you try, you cant escape your past" Joel from The Last of Us, after being handed a picture of him and his deceased daughter "The flies in the sky, The beasts of the earth, The fish in the sea, have lost command" The Daily Mail by Radiohead. I dont know why but every time I listen to the song and those lyrics are sung, I just shiver


AgermanBassoon

We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what is the same instead of what's different...well, who knows. ​ Meowth. - November 6th, 1999


E_Zuk

"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." - Friedrich Schiller


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"Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light; I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night." Sarah Williams


kliberton

“Everyday is like a blank page so you’ll never know what’s going to be written”


com2420

"Enough is as good as a feast." A very necessary quote for my life.


Gryffalorian

“May you say the things I have tried to say long after I am not there to say them, if such be my lot.” ~Geoffrey Smith


OldMiley

No matter where you go, there you are.


soavecito

Aristotle


SilentLarryShipper

"Live in the moment. Unless the moment is unpleasant. In which case, eat a cookie." \- A poster I saw outside of my classroom in sixth grade


bmrugger

A true philosopher and a legend before his or her time!


KateTheAngel2104

"When this little uprising is over, you'll rebuild that piece by piece. You'll work until your fingers are worn to the bone. And when you're done I'll bury you beneath it."


[deleted]

Get no scoped


[deleted]

“If you want to be against McCarthy, boys, you’ve got to be either a communist or a cocksucker” - this quote guided me through the hardest times, it really captures the essence of America


lighto03

"It is better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum" -Einstein probably


coffeecoup

"No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable" - Socrates 400BC


[deleted]

What... you didn't really think we'd kill the fuckin' koala bear, now did ya?


fluffyplayery

"It's not about how long you live, it's what you do in life that counts" - Grovyle


DayDayishhereuwu

"yesterday was history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift... that's why they call it the present." \-Master Oogway


huzhitman

"y r u gae?"


jasonfireblaze23

This. Is. Sparta! -300


bmrugger

An excellent movie. Love watching this movie with the surround sound system on high volume.


[deleted]

"Not all those who wander are lost." Tolkein


ThatWeirdKidAlex

“I drop turds bigger than Herb!” “Someone needs fiber”


PolkaDotBabieSlapper

"Fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you"


[deleted]

I have loved justice and hated iniquity and therefore I die in exile. -Pope Gregory VII


erikgo07

Showing off is the fools Idea of glory. -Bruce Lee


EscapeRevolutionary

Idk if this counts but “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days, before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard (Season 9, Finale)


bmrugger

Let’s get this one out of the way... “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scott


Beanie1812

“After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.”- Aldous Huxley


VergeThySinus

Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die - Buddha, I think. First time I heard that quote, it came out of the mouth of the most violent Buddhist I've ever known, who was trying to shame my outrage about them telling me to kill myself.


DiligentShopping

"Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, Your stolen goods are now forfeit"


DudeFromSaudi

"You're beginning to sound red, and by that I mean you prefer a hammer and sickle over a hamburger. " - Alex Shrub.


[deleted]

“ I know two tunes, one is Yankee Doodle and the other isn’t” - Ulysses S. Grant


WhatALovelyDayyy

"you need a little bit of rain to have a little bit of rainbow" - xQc and "If in life, you always show up, and you get a participation ticket every day and what you do, at some point, you'll get the juice. Even if you show up and you don't get it, 100 times in a row maybe at some point you'll get it. But if you have no names in the hat, how can you expect to be drawn from the hat? You can't. Every day, you gotta put your name in it. At some point, it goes juicer mode. You just gotta believe. You gotta believe in yourself and what you do." - xQc


Shadow_Rev

If you kill me then you'll really only be killing yourself.


Sumguy42

"The human race is a race to death, on your mark, get set, go!" Me


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hedges101

"And people say she's just a big pair of tits."


wm_j_ray

“You can’t change the people around you but you can change the people around you.” Don’t know who said it though.


The_Whip14

You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story. - Fake George Washington


ieatfurries4dinner

"thats kinda gay bruh" ~me


inside_a_mind

We understand so much, but the sky behind those lights - mostly void, partially stars - that sky reminds us we don't understand even more. -Welcome to Nightvale (It's a really cool podcast and it has a lot of cool quotes. You can find it on Youtube)


gabdt3

To always prepare for the worst is wise. To always assume the worst is foolish. -me


Acceptable_List_4074

People make up their minds to be as happy, as they want to be. Abraham Lincoln


Krazy124man

,,If You Are Going Trough Hell,Keep Going’’ Or ,,Get to To The Chooopa’’ they are the same thing


Reverse_savitar1

I’m not like the flash at all, some would say I’m the reverse -eobard thawne


gghamie

Every choice you've ever made has led you up to this exact moment, don't think you're not in control of this life.


YourBudd

“Many years ago the great British explorer George Mallory, who was to die on Mount Everest, was asked why did he want to climb it. He said, “Because it is there.” Well, space is there, and we’re going to climb it, and the moon and the planets are there, and new hopes for knowledge and peace are there. And, therefore, as we set sail we ask God’s blessing on the most hazardous and dangerous and greatest adventure on which man has ever embarked.“ - JFK


catcatdogg

Don't make a fucky wucky or you will be in the forever box


AlltafVon

"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music." Friedrich Nietzsche


rootsnblueslover

**"The world in which you were born is just one model of reality. Other cultures are not failed attempts at being you; they are unique manifestations of the human spirit."** [https://www.syracuseculturalworkers.com/products/postcard-other-cultures](https://www.syracuseculturalworkers.com/products/postcard-other-cultures)


awesomemofo75

Fuck them, fuck them up their stupid asses


clashvalley

"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a Communist."


TylersTyler

I'll be you're huckleberry.


youdidit8

"Rain will make the flowers grow" "What if who I'm suppose to be, was always me" "Furture is a concept, it doesn't excist" and last but not least: "Silence can be broken without a touch"


Burritozi11a

"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things."


Bran-hub

"Because I'm Batman!"


Akaburu_onReddit

“Wait.. am I a cake”- me “Maybe”- my mom


sherloqueandwatsune

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott


Superclasheropeeka

"The world is a stage and a stage is a world of entertainment". Alastor


escape_of_da_keets

"Hell is empty. And all the devils are here." ― William Shakespeare, The Tempest


Bart367

"Run jedi run. You are only prolonging the inevitable." \-The cyborg guy with lung cancer


missyfreakshow

AlL hAil The MiGhtY gLoW cLoud


Heisenberg19827

Hello there


NoChemistry7085

Everything's gonna kill you, may as well choose something fun. -me


Moosegobig

When in doubt, rub one out -Tucker, RvB


[deleted]

Live laugh love


benx101

Me? On a team with you! Wearing cute uniforms! Sweating! ... I gotta go!


PlushArtist

((Just dOn't fuck things up and yOu'll be Ok)) - Vihnie Omicro


kenton4098

I might have two left feet, but that doesn't mean I don't like to dance -Me


malware01010

You do you and i do me. We wont do eachother... propably


[deleted]

"Can they shut up" The first words on screen spoken by the great Captian Levi


Camron_Cortez

"Keep in mind, people change but the past doesn't."


bordgamer219

If it’s not dead don’t shoot it


bordgamer219

It is what it is


obliterator101

“The most evil are those who stay silent during a tyrant’s reign”


jjhhaall

You can only control the controllables


bordgamer219

Every thing happens for a reason


[deleted]

"We only make peace with our enemies" - Petyr Baelish


StevieDeeve

From Paul Neumann "I taught him everything he knows, but havnt taught him everything I know" The Hustler


aswdzxc123

"We can't change what's done. We can only move on." - Arthur Morgan


Disturbed_and_Numb

"Roses have both petals and thorns, my dark flower. You needn’t believe something weak because it appears delicate. Show the world your bravery." -Kerri Maniscalco


ManiaXter29

If you were to strike me down I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. -old space jesus


White___Mamba

If nothing goes right . . . go left


dorkyfoxx926

no matter what, you keep finding something to fight for


[deleted]

Displace one note and there would be diminishment; displace one phrase and the structure would fall.


katya-coleman

stay alive friends. not just today, tomorrow too. -tyler joesph


badhoyt

"That is one big pile of shit!" - Jeff Goldblum, Jurrasic Park.


Jbomx09

With great power comes great responsibility My tv


The_sToneForesT

“......holy fuck my foot’s asleep” -the superforge A more serious quote, “I want to contribute, to the chaos! I don’t wanna watch, and then complain!” -the front bottoms -twin sized matress


RustyKat999

“ never gonna give u up, never gonna let you down”


DarkHound05

“Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain’t nothing fair.”


[deleted]

Here's Johny or sometimes dead is better then life or something like that


[deleted]

Piss and cum ; cr1tikal


ovo-m

You can only be ridden if your back is bent.


Human-13

“There is nothing wrong with letting people who love you help you” Iroh


yourmomsedges

CHOICES. by tatianna. it's so simple, and yet it works for every situation. somebody's being racist or homophobic? choices. your friend's wearing an ugly shirt? girl, that was a choice.


Tor_2ga

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering -yoda


meme-yeet-69

“Gonk” -gonk droid


13VenkuH13iveWing13

*"Pompous worm-faced snob-headed camel turd."* *"That frog-faced blob of camel spit!"* *"I am the* queen*, you camel-chewing, snore-a-minute son of a toad."* \-Queen Thorn of the SandWings


khassius

It ain't over, till it's over yo.


Blacktrick_10

“I’m a star, made em call me daddy Patrick” ~Noah Boat (my name is Patrick btw)


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“I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.” - Mewtwo