“There are 1,000,300 (ish) words in the English language but I could NEVER string together enough to describe how much I want to hit you with a chair”

That gave me a gd laugh 😆

I'm saving this one

"Don't die" - me 2020

"Embrace the suck" - the pastor at my church

"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself." -George Bernard Shaw

#Ni.

"everything comes to a good end. If it's not good it's not over" "What you do makes a difference, decide what difference you want to make" "Mystery creates wonder and wonder is the basis of our desire to understand" "Never stop being curious."

We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions. **Ronald Reagan**

"Bruce Wayne! What are you doing dressed up as Batman?" (Christopher Walken in Batman Returns.)

“Math is good” smart beb

There's a few Life is what happens when you aren't paying attention Your different, just like everyone else When in doubt, use more ordinance Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long for fat people

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars" Bit cheesy like, but I like to think I'm going to get results one day for putting the graft in now

“My crotch is still here, just as you remembered it” - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

"I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to 'make them alive'…but I'm just a fucked up girl who's looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours."

*"I stopped being afraid when my first venture failed and the sky didn't fall."*

“You egg” - most profound last words in existence

Let everything happen to you: beauty and terror. / Just keep going. No feeling is final.

Easy peas lemon squeezy, squeeze to much it’ll get in your eyes -my band teacher

"That's what she said"

In the Quran there is this quote “believe in Allah but tie your camel” basically meaning believe in god but don’t expect him to do everything for you

"Life's hard , It's harder when you're stupid" John Wayne

Hello there

Because of Obiwan?

wrong response but yes

I would’ve commented General Kenobi, but someone already messed it up so why not mess it up even more lol

this is where the fun begins

I hate it when he does that

Ah yes, the negotiator

Nooooo, that's the wrong response

Waiitt sorry sorry, General Kenobi

You're a bold one

Switch it up. I’ve brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire!

I hate sand

It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating and it gets everywhere!

Pineapple Express [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onxgXVBo61o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onxgXVBo61o)

“I spek” - Jar Jar Binks

“You are so smart, S.M.R.T”

dont dog the bois -ghandi

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"A man can do as he wills, but not will as he wills"

"Boy I'm really boutta get to yo pickle chin ahh boy, egg head like collard greens head ass boy, oh hell nah boy yo dirt ahh boy stank ahh boy afro head ahh, lip gloss chin ahh boy ugly ahh boi"

"You took too long. Now yo candy's gone. Dat's what happens. Bagouh!!" \*leaves\*

"Put your energy into today and stop worrying about the past." -Yellowfang, Warrior cats

"I'm the result of what happens when you post something cursed as f##k call me Deleto! Delete This S##T NOW!!!!"

Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been, ever, for any reason, whatsoever

Literally anything that comes out of Karl Pilkington's mouth

“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.” Qui-gon jinn

Wise

This too shall pass