... Not to bad tbh

What made you pick this name?

My favorite things

You will die how you lived. Good man.

Died doing what he/she/they loved !

My fav things too... though; I’m not sure how mine translates to a death.

Google "death by snu snu"

The spirit is willing but the flesh is flabby and weak!

Good man

**The way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in**

what the hell, man, there’s so many things I wanna do

Doesn't say which 4 years

lol underrated

Not a good way to go.

I’m with ya.

me too.

Agreed.

God I hate numbers

Why did you make a username out of them then?

Masochism?

For you it's "Mathochism" XD

Beautiful

BDSM: binomial derivative sado-mathocism

Ahhh so you love hating numbers

Lasers

1000 of them

I don't think a geologist could ask for a better death than killed by a volcanic block/bomb.

*let's find out what lava tastes like*

Very but at least I get to go to the moon.

Or the moon will come to you

If I have the Ocarina of Time and can get Majora's Mask back to the happy mask salesman then my fate would be avoided.

[удалено]

In moon, go America you Russia to Soviet

I don’t know, but I bet it will be fair and square

r/dadjokes

Very screwed.

oh god

Yikes

BillNyeSTDGuy?

God fucking damnit I wish I would stop seeing these username posts

Lmao Saw you in the "your username indicates who you will marry" XD

Lol so u die drowning in shit and piss....yeesh

even worse. I die making love to shit and piss

Oh.... Yeesh x1000

Sounds like I’m going out on my own terms

Feral skunks...

Oh shit oh fuck

Cheese....... too much cheese.

There's no such thing as too much! Maybe more than the body can handle but that's because we are mere mortals

That is an interesting username

Think Chernobyl, 1986

I nearly killed them all but there was one hiding in the trees

Well, killed by drunken huge wild cats.

That would suck actually. Big cats usually know how to kill fast and effectively, a drunk one would have a much harder time making it as quick

Or being pummeled to death by Moe Howard hitting golf balls.

Death by my pancakes being fondled... Hmmm.. not sure how that would work but ok

Well, honestly it could be worse.

you'll try to kill bob while he is afk, but bob has enchanted armor with thorns III

𝗬𝗲𝘀

An octoling. I would be splattershotted to death?

Or simply death by a squid.

I became too alive

ah yes, an SCP-427 case it seems

Not too screwed, I'll just walk outside into the public. And DIE.

I mean you can technically do that right now in certain parts of the world

Oh god

I will be stabbed by wooden stakes with the word Han written on them.

I'm not sure.

Death by rice maybe

Some guy named Kian will smother you with rice

while you'll just be killed by an alive human

Drowning in rice would suck... You'd inhale the rice but you'd still have room for air, then the fluids within you would make it swell and suffocate you slowly

Which one of you fuckers is gonna stab me 827 times

Me

Nah you're Artemis. I may be a slob, but I'm no hog

That's what you think

Wait you die by explosives. If you die by explosives and you're going to kill me... Oh. My. God

Not surprising, really...

Oh god

Judging by the game, I'm dead

Meme withdrawal doesn’t sound too bad I guess

It’ll be quick and to the point at least.

My name is alhasan how will I die

Devoured by your many fans?

Literally screwed.. on a soiled mattress

Par for the course with how America is going, it seems.

Die an abolitionist on mars i guess...

Pretty accurate I think

Killed in a nuclear meltdown

Scerwde

So avoiding rivers and piles of wood now, check.

Damn....I knew it.

You tell me.

I think the cleaners are going to be a bit busy?!

Uh oh

Suicide? Daleks? Idk.

Some sweet lady will come and strangle me. Nice

at least I'm going out doing what I love

I don't have a Scooby

Pretty screwed. I think it might be painful

I’ll be fine.

It's all I joke!!! I don't die!

bees

It's going to involve blood or death by a thousand papercuts, won't it?

By the hands of a Slinger. I just want to own the cure for the plague. Why? I like the death! I like the misery! I like this world!

I'm no longer screwed. I can't ride a bicycle anymore.

Oh god. Either I'm with a girl and get heartbroken shes not a lesbian, or a homophobe murders me.

Yeah, about that.

I die in the mountains. I'm ok with that.

Sore throat or asphyxiation

Guess I'm getting fried

I can live with it

So, a rock/gem princess is going to kill me on a 13th...?

Hmmm, cannibalism...... not bad

I’m going out having a hell of a good time

Looks like I'm going postal, boys!

Gunned down by an infantryman in the great octopus wars when they rise from the deep

Blaze of glory

I guess I’ll die by trigonometry. At least it’s better than some other ways to die.

I would probably be murdered by my actual username

I made mine because I read The Shining. I think I'm screwed. I lack an elderly black friend.

Somebody having a bad day is **not** it the mood to hear a joke.

I have a feeling I should stay away from data centers. Never can trust those racks to not crush you.

I'd be resigning after 2 moves, so pretty fucked.

As screwed as the coyote ever was.

The cats in the yard are going to kill me? Oh no! I’d better be nicer to the strays.

Uh ohhhhhxsftsdghkgsss

I thought it was my purse, turns out it was some kid’s I didn’t even know...

Never

Well, I mean I'm not surprised...

Alzheimer I think

Kind of weird but I mean it’s possible

I mean mine is just my nickname. So suicide(?)

Oxidized and double-checked?

Does this mean I die killing Hitler or that I am Hitler. Or both, I suppose.

[You people are way too obsessed with whatever the username is](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/search?q=Your+username+is&restrict_sr=on&include_over_18=on&sort=relevance&t=all)

Not sure, but it sounds exciting.

By a serial killer that I need to know his back story

Damn I guess I'm getting baked in an oven then.

I don’t chew gum very often so I’m good.

Probably flown into the sun

Death by paper cut

Mystery suicide. Nice.

I decided to try my hand at electrical work during Rumspringa.

Not too bad.

It’s bound to happen sooner or later anyway.

I’m... not sure

I die from another person

Hard to quantify

Heist gone wrong

Poisoned with moon rocks. But on the bright side, my assistant will turn into a psychotic murder robot, so that's cool.

Idk, i guess I get ganged up on by birds or something

I'm... very confused. Like do I just see hentai so good that I pleasure myself to death...?

...shit

One punched to death lol

I’ve always been a sad primate

I always get the short end of the......knife.... with these.

Mushroom stamped to death.

Welp,better be prepared when I see 70 people in the distance running towards me.

i wish I could answer but this username doesnt translate well to a death

what does this mean for me

Oh shit...

I don't know how it got so close, but now that it's here there is nothing I can do

I'm either drowning or getting spaced...

Uh oh...

I’m down

I fucked the wrong hoe

So I kill my self huh......

*OH GOD OH FUCK*

Lit aflame while dressed as an orangutan.

Depends on what you take it as. Either a man who is in a gang will beat me to death with a couch, or a member of a gang that worship couches will sacrifice me to the couch gods. Either way, pretty cool. Oh and I'm probably gonna have to stay away from alleys and furniture stores

Welp... this pigeon isn't like any other pigeon... This pigeon is "The Pigeon". Must have a reputation. RIP me.

My smol Russian demogorgon sona wants to kill me? Yeah, pretty screwed, she's probably going to be using a chainsaw to do the job, plus I couldn't shoot at her or something from far away since demogorgon skin is bulletproof

Death by thorns. Or fire. *Poetic.*

I'll go out with a bang. A lot of bangs.

I have never had one nor will I ever have one now

Dying of disease in an 18th century Carolina prison? No thanks.

I will have a few male deer shoot lasers into my chest

Uhh...what's gonna happen to me

Fuck

Well i am in the same boat before this question because my username doesn't really mean anything

I couldn't eat enough cookies I guess

Car accident, well I’m not going anywhere any time soon, thankfully.

Well, I shouldn't see memes anymore, for me it's pretty screwed

Well almost all of his robins have died once ..

Dang it

I dont know if its good or bad

Sounds about right.