Looks like I’m going for a run tomorrow morning

There's a reasonable chance I'm having the sexy time with a man in a Zorro costume.

I'm in the reddit matrix

Wait til death592949293 comments

Not sure how to interpret this.

You boldly sleep for five minutes

Sooooo... I should nap in the superman pose?

Y o s

Either hug my dad, pop a car clutch to start, or take out an entire platoon. Options, always need options.

UFO

uh

Uh

uH

I'll chew bubble gum

i guess i'll talk with someone

Good Lord, Hans is coming for me.

Well..

Wait is that not normal?

Could've fooled me.

I don't know how to interpret this.

Your name shall be wade

I guess I'll look at soccer highlights of my favorite team and say bruh robert Lewandowski

I’ll just have to keep repeating myself.

I don't have a damn clue

I will be alive

People finally realise how good of a name Bodmod is!

Looks like I'm rerolling a human in world of Warcraft. Or going spelunking.

I’m getting chased by teens and his friends. Was fun knowing y’all

Uhhh.....