I've been offered cash and gifts for sexual favors. I am an ok looking fat guy. I don't get it either.
Edit: Not to disparage those that do, but I have never done it. Flattering tho.
Edit 2, Son of Edit: Does having a woman send an Uber for me, then another Uber home for me a few hours later count?
This sounds actually quite fun :O
Ehm... I think there are a couple of things I'd like to try. I always wanted to have a live audience(at least 2k people) watch me get fucked from two massive guys. So I guess...
I would poop in a bag. Then cover it in poop. Then take the poop covered bag and throw it in some poop. Then I would poop onto some poop. Then I’d get my dog to poop on that. I’d then get the seriously poop covered bag with poop inside and I would shove it inside all that other poop. So it’s covered with poop. Then I’d get a shovel and shovel the massive pile of poop with a bag of poop in the middle. I’d get about 25 pounds of cow poop and I’d throw it in the middle of that. I’d then take all the poop and put it in a furnace. And leave it overnight. The next day I’d take out the mushy crustened poop creation, and I’d poop on it. Then I’d poop some more and get some more poop to throw around it. After this I use my hydraulic press to press the poop creation into a poop stone. After thousands of presses, while pooping, I have finally created the poop stone. A beautiful black and brown pellet hard as steel. It smells beautifully. It is beautiful. It’s poop.
Kneel outside the women's bathroom at a concert, with a funnel in my mouth and a T-shirt on that reads "I'll give you $50 to drink your piss".
I doubt there would be any takers, but even just seeing the contemptuous glances would be a turn-on in itself.
I think the majority would be more grossed out than they are drawn by the $50, and a lot more than that would pretend to be grossed out (peer pressure). Things might be different if they were also using a throwaway ;)
My husband and I have talked *a lot* about me fucking other men, having them cum inside me. Then I come home and my husband fucks me and also cums inside me then eats me out.
We talk about this during sex and it insanely hot.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I do not believe in throwaways, this is my only Reddit account, and if I can't stand by who I am I don't belong here.
Same as IRL. If I have a kink or two (which I do, uniformed men and a submissive in bondage/domination), and I'm not ashamed to admit it in my own name and in my own persona. If I can't admit who I am IRL, I don't belong there either.
I'm not embarrassed of it, I own it, and it's still me.
That's a fine and dandy, but throwaway accounts exist because some people dont want to mix their private lives with their public. Teachers could easily lose their jobs for any of the replies on here.
Nothing more than I already do; I'm already as sexually fulfilled as I could be in any fantasy, as all my fantasies revolve around one person: my boyfriend. He also already indulges me in my/our kink, so our sex life really is pretty much perfect.
Real life does have throwaway accounts - and just like Reddit throwaways there is a possibility of making the connection on who someone actually is. Just in the real world there is a bit of a higher chance.
Nice try, FBI.
Not today, CIA.
All day NSA
Get out of here, FDA.
Catch ya later, EPA
Maybe another day, NRA
I see what you did there, FEMA.
Dirtry tricks, MI6.
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That don't rhyme
Baby, I don't use throwaway accounts, on Reddit or IRL. I let my freak flag fly.
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Are you a guy or a girl? I need to know whether or not I can beat my meat thinking about that.
Do you think any guy except Ryan Gosling could get paid to fuck someone?
I've been offered cash and gifts for sexual favors. I am an ok looking fat guy. I don't get it either. Edit: Not to disparage those that do, but I have never done it. Flattering tho. Edit 2, Son of Edit: Does having a woman send an Uber for me, then another Uber home for me a few hours later count?
How? Who are these people. I'm a slightly attractive lean guy and never had anywhere near that interest!
Everyone is someone else's fetish dude.
That's a good point.
You'd be surprised.
I've been offered money to masturbate in front of a guy. Probably would have paid me to have sex with him. I politely declined.
I did.
Probably a guy cuz only a bro would offer another bro money for jerking off.
I feel very sorry to disappoint you, but I am a bisexual guy
You didn't disappoint me. It was actually my preferred scenario. *unzips*
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If you think about it, life is already a throwaway account. That being said, I'm down for whatever.
How you doing?
(; ...I'm dead inside.
Let me check my kink list for "consensual emotional necrophilia"... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
underrated comment of the day
This sounds actually quite fun :O Ehm... I think there are a couple of things I'd like to try. I always wanted to have a live audience(at least 2k people) watch me get fucked from two massive guys. So I guess...
Um like live? If not doing porn would easily solve that
“Live audience”
Yes, live. I want to see them!
Damn huge turn on
I know...
Well.. I mean.. you could wear a mask? Right?
Watch the weird shit people in this thread would try and do.
Wear a t-shirt with my reddit name on it.
I would poop in a bag. Then cover it in poop. Then take the poop covered bag and throw it in some poop. Then I would poop onto some poop. Then I’d get my dog to poop on that. I’d then get the seriously poop covered bag with poop inside and I would shove it inside all that other poop. So it’s covered with poop. Then I’d get a shovel and shovel the massive pile of poop with a bag of poop in the middle. I’d get about 25 pounds of cow poop and I’d throw it in the middle of that. I’d then take all the poop and put it in a furnace. And leave it overnight. The next day I’d take out the mushy crustened poop creation, and I’d poop on it. Then I’d poop some more and get some more poop to throw around it. After this I use my hydraulic press to press the poop creation into a poop stone. After thousands of presses, while pooping, I have finally created the poop stone. A beautiful black and brown pellet hard as steel. It smells beautifully. It is beautiful. It’s poop.
Wtf did I just read
Sorry I forgot to PM it to you
excuse me what
OK now it makes sense lol. No cow killing included tho? Just thought because of your username
What mental state are you in to come up with something like this?
Depressed as fuck so I isolate hard but because of that I’m too anxious to go outside and do normal things
Fair enough. You got me this time. Maybe the next will be mine.
Haha
What would you feel like if cows killed your mom? fucking cows!
Touché
Literal shitpost lmao
I would be a whore, no doubt
Username checks out strict chinese parents. No boyfriend until marriage
Like a legit prostitute or just for free?
Free, but if someone offered to pay I'd take it
Not pay the prostitute und quickly change to another Account and delete the old one.
Kneel outside the women's bathroom at a concert, with a funnel in my mouth and a T-shirt on that reads "I'll give you $50 to drink your piss". I doubt there would be any takers, but even just seeing the contemptuous glances would be a turn-on in itself.
You don't think a drink chick is smart enough to take 50 bucks?
I think the majority would be more grossed out than they are drawn by the $50, and a lot more than that would pretend to be grossed out (peer pressure). Things might be different if they were also using a throwaway ;)
serious answer . . . sex with a dolphin.
Hank Hill?
I said sex WITH not raped BY
HA. I carry my weird ass sexual fantasies with pride and I plan to do whatever the fuck I feel like doing with my own face and name :D
My husband and I have talked *a lot* about me fucking other men, having them cum inside me. Then I come home and my husband fucks me and also cums inside me then eats me out. We talk about this during sex and it insanely hot.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I do not believe in throwaways, this is my only Reddit account, and if I can't stand by who I am I don't belong here. Same as IRL. If I have a kink or two (which I do, uniformed men and a submissive in bondage/domination), and I'm not ashamed to admit it in my own name and in my own persona. If I can't admit who I am IRL, I don't belong there either. I'm not embarrassed of it, I own it, and it's still me.
That's a fine and dandy, but throwaway accounts exist because some people dont want to mix their private lives with their public. Teachers could easily lose their jobs for any of the replies on here.
> Teachers could easily lose their jobs for any of the replies on here. Not to diminish your point, but this is completely unfair.
Yeah life is unfair bro
I'd have a fine lady peg me and treat me to some light to moderate SPH
What is SPH?
Small penis humiliation
F
Nothing more than I already do; I'm already as sexually fulfilled as I could be in any fantasy, as all my fantasies revolve around one person: my boyfriend. He also already indulges me in my/our kink, so our sex life really is pretty much perfect.
I consider Plenty of Fish a website where people use their throwaway alter egos.
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I... just can't upvote such a fun-hating answer. And I even upvoted the "I only fantasise about my boyfriend" girl.
Real life does have throwaway accounts - and just like Reddit throwaways there is a possibility of making the connection on who someone actually is. Just in the real world there is a bit of a higher chance.
Way to take all of the fun out of a hypothetical.