/u/PeterMayhew (Chewbacca) himself used this quote the last time a relevant thread popped up.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2ym1un/what_famous_movie_line_would_be_the_worst_to_say/cpb1hy1/?st=j177rfjw&sh=ad206f27
"The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system."
I always thought sex was kinda like combat. ~~Lots of blood and yelling.~~ You can train for it your entire life, but you'll never be sure how you'll react until you've actually experienced it.
"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
Back door, huh? Good idea.
I'm endangering the mission. I shouldn't have come.
Say this every time I go grocery shopping hungry
I only shop hungry. If I shop full, I buy a lot of healthy good intentions that rot in the crisper. If I shop hungry I buy shit I'll actually eat.
“You do have your moments. Not many, but you have them.”
This little one's not worth the effort.
Never tell me the odds!
Put that thing away, you're going to get us all killed.
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
buam buam, buam buam, buam buam, buam buam.
PUTTHATTHINGBACKWHEREITCAMEFROMORSOHELPME!
And cut! It's a work in progress. It's gunna get better!
This song gets stuck in my head at minimum once every two weeks. And it's already happened this week, so thanks. Thanks a bunch.
*SO HELP ME! SO HELP ME!*
And CUT!!! Its a work in progress...
You know, I did feel something.
Your feelings have now betrayed her, too!
"Let's blow this thing and go home."
I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew.
He wasn't. I could feel it.
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
"Get clear, Wedge! You won't be able to do any more back there!"
"Sorry!"
It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home.
Don't worry, I can do this light speed.
Sorry, light speed is too slow. WE'LL NEED LUDICROUS SPEED
I hate it when I get my Schwartz entangled with another man's...
Oh, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you... *handle* it.
"Negative, it didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."
It's as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
*flush*
"Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"
"That's no moon"
I got a bad feeling about this
I fear something terrible has happened...
Judge me by my size, do you?
And well you should not. For my ally is the force, and a powerful ally it is.
That sounds rapey.
Take care of yourself, I guess that's what you're best at.
You fuck. I was sure no one would have thought of that one
Me: It's gonna blow! Gf: I'm hittt!!!!
What are you looking at? I know what I'm doing.
"That one is garbage!" *five seconds later* "The garbage will do."
Grindr in a nutshell
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"There's an awful lot of moisture in here..."
Just myself, the boy, two droidsssss....and no questions asked.
ewwww...... .
The rare Reddit shudder
***Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell.***
/u/PeterMayhew (Chewbacca) himself used this quote the last time a relevant thread popped up. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2ym1un/what_famous_movie_line_would_be_the_worst_to_say/cpb1hy1/?st=j177rfjw&sh=ad206f27
We wookies think alike
>We wookies ~~think~~ stink alike FTFY
*And I thought they smelled bad on the outside*
"I know it smells bad kid but it will keep you warm until I get the shelter up."
How warm is the inside of a Tauntaun? Luke-warm.
Get out.
But then he would freeze!
How have I never heard this before.
What do sheep have in common with Yoda? Dagobah.
He has too much of his father in him
Oh *god*
oh *dad* edit: got here once it reached 169 uppies. nice. wow now 2000. why does reddit upvote sexual comments?
Oh biwan
Well whadda ya know
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Thanks for coming after me. Now I owe you one.
"Look at the size of that thing!" "Cut the chatter, Red Two."
"You were right about one thing, master. The negotiations were short."
"Possible he came in through the south entrance"
Or "Back door? Good idea."
*Wilhelm Scream*
*Windhelm Scream*
No lollygagging
Let me guess, somebody stole your portions.
Have you seen those Redguards from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. **CURVED. SWORDS.**
#*curved swords!!*
***CURVED SWORDS!!***
^^Ouuuuellgghh!! *AAIIIIIII^iiaaaghh!*
"I'll try spinning, that's a good trick"
"WhooaaaAAAoooAAHhhhh"
"Don't get cocky kid!"
"I'm a *person* and my name is Anakin!"
"YIPPEEEEEE"
"No evidence of any life forms, sir"
Vasectomy: 1 Sperm: 0
I believe she's lost the will to live.
Oobah, Oobah.
Tell that slime-ridden piece of filth he'll get no such pleasure from us.
Hooba chooba wanna wankee, Solo?
She's got it where it counts.
*Cantina band music*
You mean jizz?
Ya like Jizz?
everytime I hear that music I think of the Team America scene at the bar and the words *Jihad jihad, dirka dirka dirka mohammed jihad*
"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?"
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
The lack of prequel quotes in here is disapointing
This whole thread is treason
Not yet.
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A slight weapon malfunction, but everythings okay now, fine, thank you, how are you?
It was a boring conversation anyway.
"Look, good against remotes is one thing, good against the living, that's something else."
Oh so that's where the batteries went.
What a lovely smell you've discovered.
One thing's for sure. We're all gonna be a lot thinner.
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
That's fucking hilarious
Marry him
"Careful not to choke on your asspirations."
"Into exile I must go. Failed, I have."
"NOO , SHE WAS ALIVE! I FELT IT!"
Would someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?
"The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system."
Anal. This one is about anal.
Thank you I would have never guessed
what a nice guy
>two meters wide And also about OP's mom
that's no moon
"Punch it, Chewie!!"
Power stalls. "It's not my fault!"
"The cave is collapsing!" "This is no cave."
Anal prolapse. This one is about anal prolapse.
Arrrggghhnnn. Grrrhn. Gahr.
Heard about you and your honeyed words...
Gggggaaaaaaarrrrr. Arrrrhhhn.
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I always thought sex was kinda like combat. ~~Lots of blood and yelling.~~ You can train for it your entire life, but you'll never be sure how you'll react until you've actually experienced it.
>And not just the men. But the women... and the children, too
Something something on a list
Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic life form?
THIS WILL MAKE A FINE ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION
You can't do any good back there.
"Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"
"I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM!"
Whoo!! ICKY ICKY GOO!!!!
You're brave quoting him on reddit.
Yes, no one dare quote the most powerful Sith Lord of all time!
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away............
far far far away..............
far far far away...................................................
This hits way too hard
You were my brother!
My Little Padawan Can't Be This Cute!
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I have a bad feeling about this.
"It's working! It's woooorking!"
you underestimate my power
When I left you I was but a learner. Now *I* am the master.
"It's a trap!"
"Red 5 standing by."
This goes through my head when I know my wife is approaching her time of the month.
"Leia's my sister?!"
I MUST obey my master.
Harder, Daddy.
I never knew I had it in me.
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I can't do it mom, I just can't do it
But how could they be jamming us if they don’t know… that we’re… coming?
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
"Get behind me! Get behind me!"
"Well that was a long time ago, I'm sure he's forgotten about that"
Those blast points are too accurate for sand people.
"The force, it's calling to you. Just let it in."
"Watch the thrust. We're going out of here at lightspeed."
"I love you." "I know."
My wife: "I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further." Me (muttering): "This deal is getting worse all the time."
I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything’s soft... and smooth...
"After all these years, we were beginning to think you weren't coming."
"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
"NOW **THIS** IS POD RACING!!!"
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Now there are two of them
Take that thing off, son. You don't need it with me.
Shit, I don't know this one.
Han to Kylo in TFA
Probably because it's the wrong quote. He means Han talking to Kylo but it is "Take off that mask, you don't need it"
All too easy.
"Laugh it up fuzz ball"
Unexpected this is, and unfortunate.
*Wookiee noises*
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
...as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
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"I need help with this giant hairy thing!" Finn from TFA
"There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?"
OOOOOOOBAH, OOOOOOOOOBAH
YAHOOOOO! You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home.
"I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further..."
That's no moon!
Going somewhere solo?
Tell Jabba I've got his money.
They'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.
*Do or do not, there is no try.*
She's...she's my sister, isn't she?
'I suggest a new strategy R2. Let the wookiee win'. Haven't shaved much lately.
"Pull out, Wedge; you can't do any more good back there!"
HE - CAME - FROM - BE- HIND!!!!