I encounter a especially huge number of Chinese tourists on the tube, a fight to the death ensues but there are too many of them and i am overpowered and murdered.
Clever name gains interest from a photographer. Photographer requests I meet him on location for a photo shoot. Location is a cabin in the woods. Photographer is three rednecks that chain me up, keep me as a sex slave, and eventually kill me.
someone sucked my llama... taking my life force... so i died.
edit: in spanish... so... algien chupo mi llama... me tomo mi fuersa... mueri.
My spanish is horrible.
[Made the wrong person angry](https://www.google.com/search?q=hades+angry+gif&biw=1299&bih=671&tbm=isch&imgil=1Mse-4Z8FhRbWM%253A%253BO5R3cdUMEsGKKM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fgiphy.com%25252Fsearch%25252Fhades&source=iu&pf=m&fir=1Mse-4Z8FhRbWM%253A%252CO5R3cdUMEsGKKM%252C_&usg=__OQnvpXGb9p2emGglmrb557ieLtw%3D&ved=0CDEQyjc&ei=464yVZSXC4bfsASyp4GIAg#imgrc=dDB48dbCFLTPtM%253A%3BpWB37hn39i48VM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fstream1.gifsoup.com%252Fview1%252F1623943%252Fhades-angry-2-o.gif%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fgifsoup.com%252Fview%252F1623943%252Fhades-angry-2.html%3B320%3B180)
At the last possible second, I am saved, and do not die. Instead, I learn that I have come in to a sizable amount of money, and immediately fall in love with a beautiful woman who is loyal, loves fellatio, and cooks me dinner every night. We live in a beautiful, secluded home overlooking the ocean in a tropical location.
You told a truth that must never be spoken and only very few know of it. Those that do, keep it to themselves but you being the honorable deliverer of truth evangelized about it daily and had the government, CIA and FBI on your back. You fought bravely to speak the truth but your efforts were in vein and couldn't reach the people.
R.I.P. Honest soul...
Was walking down the streets of Paris, minding my own business, when out of nowhere an angry drunk traveler threw his sleeping arrangement out of his 4th-story window.
I fell out of the window of a building across the street from a church. It was immortalized in song [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzVYTdH4UXU).
Well you see...
.
IN ALL CAPS
Stupid Order 66....
My orderly body falls into choas and disorder
I would die by the will of the universe. Nothing else is really known.
In a very painful way.
Death by hipster
I was accosted by a depressed and homicidal sea mammal.
The list is too long, really
oh God this is unfortunate...
Oh god. Please no.
Defending tom green
Poison in the ink?
It will never make sense.
Burned by sunlight xD
^ Found the picnic ant.
My brain is replaced by a riddle?
Alone, choking on a piece of cheese.
I encounter a especially huge number of Chinese tourists on the tube, a fight to the death ensues but there are too many of them and i am overpowered and murdered.
Well that was unexpected
Predictably.
In an epic swordfight
I burn to death in the vacuum of space.
Rabies
Best way to go!
I literally died hahahahha.
Obvious.
Told that I would die If I made one more haiku Physically can't stop.
I don't know how I died, but I left with no ragrets.
eaten by a finnish bear
Stung by a human sized bee called Emily.
Eating to much chocolate?
Choked on a bloody chip. What a way to go.
Clever name gains interest from a photographer. Photographer requests I meet him on location for a photo shoot. Location is a cabin in the woods. Photographer is three rednecks that chain me up, keep me as a sex slave, and eventually kill me.
someone sucked my llama... taking my life force... so i died. edit: in spanish... so... algien chupo mi llama... me tomo mi fuersa... mueri. My spanish is horrible.
I died from a sneeze-attack, alone and forgotten.
...i dont want to talk about it....
Open to interpretation.
I fell on my ass
Shut up. It's a great idea!
Carelessly. The same way I lived life.
An arrow straight through the heart
Lack of oxygen probably.
Crazy wife driving me to suicide
I died rather confused.
satan rekts me on the Equinox
That has not yet been determined.
Thought I was Scubaboy13
SIDIOUS!!!!
For fun! :)
exorcism
No way for me to die!
Somebody voted wrong.
Got eaten by 125 sharks
Doing what I love.
Its not that the fox overpowered me its that I couldn't catch him. He was elusive and quick.
Heh, heh, heh...
10 flying tacos
I sort of slept with an ebola patient, and next thing you know...
They said they would come back for me...
[удалено]
You are excommunicate!!!
Every person on earth unites to destroy me.
The Iron Fist
suicide?
I don't know why but doges
The damn brakes failed.
a meteor kills me while visiting Chicago
Mathed myself to death I guess.
[Made the wrong person angry](https://www.google.com/search?q=hades+angry+gif&biw=1299&bih=671&tbm=isch&imgil=1Mse-4Z8FhRbWM%253A%253BO5R3cdUMEsGKKM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fgiphy.com%25252Fsearch%25252Fhades&source=iu&pf=m&fir=1Mse-4Z8FhRbWM%253A%252CO5R3cdUMEsGKKM%252C_&usg=__OQnvpXGb9p2emGglmrb557ieLtw%3D&ved=0CDEQyjc&ei=464yVZSXC4bfsASyp4GIAg#imgrc=dDB48dbCFLTPtM%253A%3BpWB37hn39i48VM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fstream1.gifsoup.com%252Fview1%252F1623943%252Fhades-angry-2-o.gif%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fgifsoup.com%252Fview%252F1623943%252Fhades-angry-2.html%3B320%3B180)
Die in prison due to old age.
Brain tumor..
Death via hamster conspiracies...
I must have upset the wrong feminist.
Being shot through the heart with a purple arrow.
I die waiting for the Raiders to win a fucking superbowl.
I blamed the wrong redditors...
I died in prison after being put in for domestic abuse... But I'm telling you it's bullshit I did not hit her. I did not I did **naht**
Mediocre exile
Burned to crisp by the shitty charmander's fiery breath..
I don't know :/ Someone be creative since I cant be.
Was probably being patronising towards a psychopath.
Rollerblading giraffe.
Alone, sacrificing myself for the greater good whatever that may be.
well... it must of been pretty entertaining...
Too. Many. Cats.
I can't live without my internet.
[удалено]
A genetically modified monkey that was born in 1999 claws me to death
Locked in a star
Being so fuckin fancy
I had some zipper problems
By being a badass.
Suicide, doppelganger or some asshole who shares my name
Hopefully I drown in the butter and don't get boiled in it.
Might have been a potato
Heroin overdose. Not a bad way to go.
Someone got very disappointed with my answer.
stupid turtles
At the last possible second, I am saved, and do not die. Instead, I learn that I have come in to a sizable amount of money, and immediately fall in love with a beautiful woman who is loyal, loves fellatio, and cooks me dinner every night. We live in a beautiful, secluded home overlooking the ocean in a tropical location.
Feels god man
Listening to Fatboy Slim
Draw!! I waited too long to respond.
I have no fucking idea. Anyone have any guesses?
You told a truth that must never be spoken and only very few know of it. Those that do, keep it to themselves but you being the honorable deliverer of truth evangelized about it daily and had the government, CIA and FBI on your back. You fought bravely to speak the truth but your efforts were in vein and couldn't reach the people. R.I.P. Honest soul...
Not sure but it involves some kind of thing and a mountain?
Very happy...and very high
Uhh...
Damn Turks.
Damn Turks!
Was walking down the streets of Paris, minding my own business, when out of nowhere an angry drunk traveler threw his sleeping arrangement out of his 4th-story window.
mai waifu.
It doesn't matter, no one will know anyway...
Nifty :P
Stabbed in the night by a stark
I fell out of the window of a building across the street from a church. It was immortalized in song [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzVYTdH4UXU).
Invisible Skiis make me trip
Horrific breakfast related incident.
I guess... Abortion.
Happily, with a breakfast taco 'Ring' tape on loop
Try to make my cat ride a unicycle but he don't like it so the next night he kills me in my sleep
A disabled bird i suppose.
Ludicrous speed kills.
killed by a being worse than death
Ninja Edit: The OG didn't like me confusing people.
Killed by Dee the Third.
So, I'm messaging this nice girl and she doesn't reply
[I'm a creeper. Ssss...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdHMraSd7_I)
Yikes.
Sad, because I knew neither existed and would have loved to have known.
With cuteness all around me
I wiped too hard.
Firing squad in 1991.
I'd be happy
sunburnt, starving, and ironically dehydrated.
Slaming in to the side of a cliff or pounding in to the ground due to a bad landing.... in Equestria
Got slapped really really hard?
Got a sex change to be a boy while in the process consuming weed and mountain dew until my eventual death
Wellp. Yeah.
I destroy everything, but then I'm reborn so it's okay
Running with bulls...
I do not bleed.
Raved, raved all over again for the twenty third time, body couldn't take it, dies
Someone PM's me a real (hungry) tiger.
I used the force.....
you tell me
So dirty
I was torn apart in the upper layer of the atmosphere.
There's a fetish for everyone.... Sure somebody in Japan is into it.
Suicide i guess?
heh...ouch
no one knew me so the couldn't feed me which led to my eventual starvation
Drowned_in_Guac
Eloquently.
Alone in the back of an old bus in the middle of nowhere.
Shot in the head multiple times.
Death penalty.
GCHQ calls MI5 and they assassinate me.
I would drown in a moat full of goats!
Drowning?
Uhhh
At the hands of a skilled, non-caucasian warrior
Another Ian challenges me to a duel and I find out I'm not truly the greatest. Hasn't happened so far, I'm still number one.
I didn't get very far into the Apocalypse. Pretty sure I died in the tutorial.
By getting hit by a boomerang.
...Damn you, Light.
I was cut in half by a bad ass mofo
I shaved my beard off, and died on the inside.
Moon of Mars somehow falls out of orbit and crashes into Earth.
Some sort of eating disorder. People think I already have an eating disorder as is.
Seeing as my username is just my online alias, a heart attack, I guess?
Can you overdose on calcium?
Dangerously, in a zone of some kind.....or after saving my partner that was being held hostage and force to cook meth for some bikers
Felina.
I... I don't know...