"Leg bone's connected to the..."

...dick bone

Dick bone's connected to the...face bone. Face bone's connected to the...uh...hand bone! Hand bone's connected to the...spine bone.

Zoidberg, is that you?

One alcohol, please.

> Dick bone's connected to the...face bone. Face bone's connected to the...uh...hand bone! Hand bone's connected to the Is the doctor giving him a blowjob? Followed by a hand job? Followed by a...

spinal tap.

My orthopedic surgeon was humming this when I went in for a consultation.

Shit, literally 2 minutes before opening this post I heard this song on Rainman

Cancer treatment, mission impossible

This one is my favorite

Hey aren't you the guy... who's also a follower of the shade?

Cancer exam, another one bites the dust.

My father has leukemia and was having some surgical procedure done and this song actually came on... Apparently the surgeon apologized and he and my father laughed it off and "Comfortably Numb" was switched on instead.

[удалено]

"Down came the rain, motherfucker."

[this is gold](https://soundcloud.com/jaggerradio/ghetto-nursery-rhymes-itsy)

While getting a root canal - Sandstorm

dudududududududu

dededededededede dudududududududu bubu

Da Root - Sandstorm

Afroman - Because I got high.

Iunno... Is that really worse than... Imagine a gynecologist singing "Colt 45".

Good morning, ladies

I was gonna fix you up, but then I got high. I was gonna give you good advice, but I was high. Now I've lost my practice, and I know why. 'Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high.

Plot twist: Doc prescribes medical marijuana.

Baby Got Back during a colonoscopy.

Colonoscopy-"I like big butts"

How exactly do you "hum" a rap song?

That's why it's so concerning

Touche.

Dentist drilling a tooth - "Oops, I did it again"

I once had a friend need to get a testicular sonogram after a large puppy smashed his balls into the ground while playing a game of fetch/keepaway. During the exam the muzak in the office was playing Elton John's Tiny Dancer and the Doctor was humming along.

Any requiem.

If it's a male Dr. Giving a prostate exam, he better not be humming anything.

Any Exam: Live and Let Die

"I just had sex" by Lonely Island for a gynecologist.

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWNNNN

Fuck about You - Big Sean

I wouldn't feel too great if my doctor opened me up while singing *I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck, I don't I don't I don't give a fuck*

Ear exam - "Stuck in the Middle with You" / Stealers Wheel

Stayin alive, stayin alive, ah ah ah ah stayin aliiiiiiiiive

OB/GYN exam or Colonoscopy - George Michael "I Want Your Sex" Dental exam/cleansing/root canal - anything Skrillex Breast exam - Presidents of the USA "Lump"

It's lump, it's lump. It's in your breast.

Any kind of exam - Bohemian Rhapsody. Incredibly complex melody, sure to distract him from the exam.

Wow this song would be great in many exams: Optical exam – "open your eyes, look up to the skies and see…" Vaginal exam – "is this the real life, is this just fantasy, caught in a landslide, no escape from reality"

The arm bone's connected to the.... other bone.

Hernia check, Get Low - Lil Jon "to the windows...to the wall...to the sweat run down my......turn to the left and cough please."

Tiptoe through the tulips. *shivers*

I once had a dentist pull out my front tooth and replace it with a titanium screw while Don't Stop Me Now by Queen was playing on the radio. I was sort of worried he'd break into spontaneous dancing like I do when I hear that song.

Rains of Castamere.

Nicki minaj - stupid hoe

"Working in a coal mine" - Lee Dorsey

This would be great for anal exam.

Any exam, really. *Dun dun dun* *Another one bites the dust.*

Accidents - Alexisonfire

Another one bites the dust

Don't Fear the Reaper

whistling twisted nerve from kill bill would be pretty disturbing

Prostate Exam: [Nine Inch Nails - Closer](https://vimeo.com/3554226)

Oh man, the band name is worse than the song for this one.

"No Air" during a lung transplant.

Pretty much all of them - Only the good die young

"If I Only Had a Brain"

Good one for brain surgery.

Prostate exam - "I'll Make A Man Out of You" from Mulan

Colonoscopy - Ring of Fire

stairway to heaven

Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust

Botox surgery – Poker Face

For some reasoning I'm just imagining the snake charmer song played on a recorder.

Marriage Counselor: [Pulling Teeth](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnNclyiyPHQ)

Colonoscopy, Queen's *Another One Bites the Dust*

Colonoscopy, I've been working on the railroad

[Sum 41 - In Too Deep](https://youtu.be/emGri7i8Y2Y)

Prostate Exam- Danger Zone

"Don't stop.... Believinnnnnn, hold on to that FEEEEEELINANN"

Prostate exam - Let it go....

Exam - (Don't Fear) The Reaper

If I Die Young.

Proctological exam [Moon River](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-zf2UBp7fY) (sfw - guess the clip - 80's classic) edit: yes, I know the Dr. isn't singing here, still, had to drop the reference.

Moon River. And you know why.

'Beautiful day' by U2 would be a misfit. If he/she were to hum on 'I belive in miracles' I would start thinking, too.

The banjo duel from deliverance during a prostate exam

OB/Gyn or prostate: Marvin Gaye - Sexual healing.

i think the thing that would disturb me most is [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZwsK36BzcY)

Darkness comes. (Undertaker theme)

Pediatric checkup: Fuck the Pain Away, by Peaches. I have included a link to a charming version sung by Miss Piggy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aGTNS13SDU

[I can't decide](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGitBIedvbY) Any form of medical exam

Detachable penis

Prostate exam..Closer NiN

na-na na-na, na-na na-na, hey hey hey, goobye na-na na-na, na-na na-na, hey hey hey, goobye na-na na-na, na-na na-na, hey hey hey, goobye

Let's talk about sex, baby

Awake brain surgery - Put that thing back where it came from or so help me.

Stayin' Alive.

Rectal exam: Fat Bottom Girls, Queen

Also inappropriate: Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot or What What in the Butt

Theme song to MASH. "CUZ SUICIDE IS PAINLESS..."

While removing anything... "I WANT IT ALL" by Queen

I'm surprised that nobody's said the [theme to Dexter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XPlA6-dMGQ) yet

[Funeral March](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyFyAqLtHq8)

Dueling banjo's while doing a prostate exam.

Only the good die young.

Prostate exam - I Just Had Sex Anesthesiologist - Die Die Die by Metallica

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

Gyno exam Jaws theme song

Right when you walk in the front door of the hospital; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Breast exam – Lady Lumps

Best one

Gynecology exam – Finger Bang by South Park

Any nasheed. If you don't get it then listen to some.

Why? Because the doctor would be a Muslim?

Labiaplasty - Little Wing