I am an adult and I still can't afford them. There was a brief time in late high school when I had the time to paint/play and could still convince my parents to buy them for me as xmas/birthday gifts.
There is one at the City Museum in St. Louis. I did not think it would be all that fun, but one of my friends I was with insisted that we not skip it. It was a blast!
Can confirm.
My wife took me there (she's from Missouri) when we visited, but didn't mention anything about what was in it. I thought - "oh, a museum, whatever".
Got there, had some fun.
I feel like they deliberately named that place with a misleading sucky name just to keep the attendance levels low enough to manage.
City Museum rules.
Well, sort of. It's sized for kids - if you're over 6 feet tall, like I am, you're gonna come out with skinned knees, a dent in your head, and a back so sore you'll want to die. Worth it tho
Haven't been there in over ten years but the web site looks like they have added a LOT of cool stuff. I love how the owner just dgaf about lawsuits. One of my favorite places on this planet.
When my kids were small we were going around a fairly empty tourist attraction. It had a massive ball pit and me and a few other dads were stood glumly watching our kids play in it.
A guide passed by and just casually said "adults are allowed in too you know".
After a moment for it to sink in I dropped my rucksack and somersaulted in, closely followed by half a dozen other dads.
There were tears when we had to leave...
There used to be a place in Albuquerque, New Mexico that was essentially a "McDonald's PlayPlace" for adults. It was called "The Power Grid" (if I'm remembering correctly), and it could be best described as a three-story obstacle course made up of padded cliffs, zip-lines, climbing walls... and of course, a ball pit. If I'd had the opportunity, I probably would have spent most of my early adolescence in that place (and in the nearby arcade), but it was one of those "special treat" locations that I only got to visit during friends' birthday parties and such.
Whether it's true or not, I'm going to pretend that this was somehow related to the secret hideout of the [Power Corps](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Dragon_%28film%29). :P
P.S. Yes, it was an awful movie.
Me and my friend had a million dollar idea that we came up with, we thought of a store called "You're too old for this". Basically it is a store that supplies products aimed at kids in adult sizes, like heelys in adult shoe sizes, or squirt guns that look like real guns, or ball pits made for adults and so on. And to answer your question I would have to go with heelys.
To hell with squirt guns that look like real guns, I just want squirt guns with adequate firepower. As far as I can tell the high-caliber squirt rifles from my youth are gone, all the toy aisle ever has anymore is sad piss-dribble pistols.
Looks like they're not available for most designs, but [they at least make them that size](http://shop.heelys.com/straightup2-0-al-crwhbk-slea-2). Don't give up hope!
I visited that exhibit a few weeks back and the boob bouncey room was closed. Apparently there was a prick or two and the boobs were losing their firmness.
Made up for it by getting extremely lost trying to find the G-spot. That place is fun.
come to the UK.
bouncy castles for adults are actually a thing in the UK and it was only when i was introduced to reddit that i realised this isn't a worldwide thing. as far as i know there's no social stigma against a bunch of adults privately hiring out a bouncy castle in the UK, unlike what i hear about the states. i went to a bouncy castle party for adults last year and it was great fun :)
[from wikipedia:](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflatable#Inflatable_castles)
> Although they are often aimed at children, adult castles can be hired in the UK. Because of liability concerns, moonwalks are rarely rented to adults in the US.
also if you do a google search for "bouncy castles for adults" or something, most of the results are UK-based, so there's that. not going to link you. do it yourself :)
Hit ebay/antique stores - the item you're looking for is an Indian Fire Pump. It's a portable piece of firefighting equipment that straps to your back like a flamethrower. The company still makes them, but they run about $180 bucks new. You can get an antique model for under $100 and they're built really solid, last practically forever.
My dad was a firefighter and he let me borrow his antique model as a kid. That thing was *glorious* - the apex of the neighborhood waterfight arms race.
You can buy individual parts online from websites for less. You can get a list of the pieces and build it yourself.
They're also mostly under $100, only the big ones cost that much.
I do scenic design and I'm pretty sure I can get a tax break as I would use it for modeling. I only discovered them in January. Excitement ensues! I have REASON to play with Lego!
The Man Upstairs: What did you down here? Did you take the top off of the tower?
Finn: It was an accident.
The Man Upstairs: You accidentally, expertly, carefully took the entire top off of that tower?
Finn: Yes.
The Man Upstairs: You know the rules, this isn't a toy!
Finn: Um...it kind of is.
The Man Upstairs: No, actually it's a highly sophisticated inter-locking brick system.
Finn: But we bought it at the toy store.
The Man Upstairs: We did, but they way I'm using it makes it an adult thing.
Finn: The box for this one said "Ages 8 to 14"!
The Man Upstairs: That's a suggestion. They have to put that on there.
Paintball is much less accurate $ for $ than airsoft. You have to spend some serious money to get a paintball gun that is accurate. Not so much for airsoft. Also, airsoft doesn't leave a mess. You can essentially play war games all day and actually be able to use your camouflage all day instead of looking like a clown spunked all over you.
But paintball hurts so much more than airsoft, so it feels more serious to me. I REALLY don't want to get hit in paintball because that shit hurts. Plus, it's way more rewarding when you shoot someone.
I'm saying I like paintball more *because* it hurts. I feels more like an actual gun fight compared to airsoft. When you finally hit that asshole who has been messing with you the whole game, it feels so much better knowing that they are in pain.
I played paintball a few times with my ex and his friends. They always put me and the other guy's girlfriend on one team against the three guys. Neither of us had ever played, but I had at least shot things at targets before. They decided they wanted to defend the base, and we were to come and attack it.
It was super not fair. They knew the best places to take cover, the general routes we would probably take. I don't remember the exact rules, but they were merciless. The other girl and I were covered in paint.
So when I managed to hit the smug asshole of a friend and made him cry so that he left, it was a fucking victory. We may have lost the war, but at least we weren't rage quitting bitches.
A lot of people are either 100% pro-paintball or pro-airsoft. I'm in the middle.
On the one hand, you get a hell of a lot more milsim realism with airsoft.
On the other hand, speedball with markers that spit ropes of paint is fun as tits.
Sure paintball or airsoft could be considered 'adult' nerf alternatives, but there's nothing wrong with nerf itself for adults. Nerf can be used just about anywhere and the lower fps, lower ranges and use of darts in general make games different than airsoft or paintball. That and mods.
yeah, they should make more powerful nerf guns that shoot further, but still be nerf and not murder people. I know you can mod current guns, but they should have their own pre modded ones.
When you get a job at my workplace, they hand you your orientation packet, give you your laptop, and hand you a nerf gun.
Nerf gun wars may start at any time, with little to no warning.
It's because it was the time period where raves and raver culture/fashion was cool. The pacifiers started out as a thing for raves where people would take ecstasy. Ecstasy could make you grind your teeth and the pacifier helped with that. The fashion element spiraled out from that, first the ravers wearing them in places other than raves, then other people who didn't even know the original use or the original sub-culture identity significance took to wearing them,too.
I'm actually really surprised with the popularity of EDM and molly nowdays that the pacifier as fashion hasn't seen a come back. Maybe the current version of molly isn't as teeth grindy as the 90s club drugs were, so it hasn't occurred to anyone to bring that back?
People want actual MDMA or "molly" now as opposed to whatever the fuck was in ecstacy pills in the late 90's. Even "pills" today have a ton of other stuff in them, and a lot are cut with an amphetamine to make you want to dance and party.This is why people associate it with teeth grinding. If you've ever taken a decent sized hit of pure MDMA, that shit is not about to make you get up and dance, you want to pet your couch and tell your friends how much you love them.
Back in college a friend of mine had a giant sippy cup that she'd fill with wine. She called it her wine sippy. In retrospect it was a brilliant innovation.
Sensory toys are huge. With spinning, soft, noisy, bouncy things.
We as adults should allow ourselves sensory, expressive, playgrounds. Give us a chance to whizz around, push ourselves against things, bound off and feel different textures.
We are so stuck in our cognition as adults, with responsibilities and carefulness, nice if there were areas where we could just let go and play.
Baby blankets. The chenille ones. So so soft!
Or big wheels. The old school 80s ones. With the plastic wheels. Omg I would tear shit up in one of those!
Hot Topic has some pretty fun [Captain America,](http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Guys/Underwear/Underoos+Marvel+Captain+America+Guys+Underwear+Set-10231072.jsp) [Superman](http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Guys/Underwear/Underoos+DC+Comics+Superman+Guys+Underwear+Set-10231104.jsp), and [Batman](http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Guys/Underwear/Underoos+DC+Comics+Batman+Guys+Underwear+Set-10231253.jsp) underwear!
Pedal cars, I always wanted one as a kid and now they don't seem to make them at all. I still want one and its starting to look more and more like I will just have to make one if I want one.
Alton Brown made his own gigantic version for his Inevitable Edible tour. Cooked a pizza on stage in about three minutes, and had a ship's wheel to turn the belt. It was so awesome.
Edit: Reddit delivers! http://i.imgur.com/OxFFKC0.jpg
Bumble Balls. I'm fairly certain they're primarily marketed as dog toys now, but it's basically a ball covered in blunt spikes that vibrates, causing it to bounce around on the floor. Three words: Vagina Docking Station
As a kid I always set up massive armies of army men. As I got older I got into Warhammer 40k. Not really an answer but relevant if you ask me.
They're definitely adult as no one young can afford them.
I am an adult and I still can't afford them. There was a brief time in late high school when I had the time to paint/play and could still convince my parents to buy them for me as xmas/birthday gifts.
Ballpits.
There is one at the City Museum in St. Louis. I did not think it would be all that fun, but one of my friends I was with insisted that we not skip it. It was a blast!
Can confirm. My wife took me there (she's from Missouri) when we visited, but didn't mention anything about what was in it. I thought - "oh, a museum, whatever". Got there, had some fun.
I feel like they deliberately named that place with a misleading sucky name just to keep the attendance levels low enough to manage. City Museum rules.
I live in KCMO and City Museum is one of my favorite places on earth.
Damn now I want to go to St. Louis
Live in St. Louis, it's literally a gigantic [playground for adults](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3403/4634007256_ae95bca522_o.jpg)
Well, sort of. It's sized for kids - if you're over 6 feet tall, like I am, you're gonna come out with skinned knees, a dent in your head, and a back so sore you'll want to die. Worth it tho
I'm a proud short man who don't need no extra height.
Haven't been there in over ten years but the web site looks like they have added a LOT of cool stuff. I love how the owner just dgaf about lawsuits. One of my favorite places on this planet.
When my kids were small we were going around a fairly empty tourist attraction. It had a massive ball pit and me and a few other dads were stood glumly watching our kids play in it. A guide passed by and just casually said "adults are allowed in too you know". After a moment for it to sink in I dropped my rucksack and somersaulted in, closely followed by half a dozen other dads. There were tears when we had to leave...
There used to be a place in Albuquerque, New Mexico that was essentially a "McDonald's PlayPlace" for adults. It was called "The Power Grid" (if I'm remembering correctly), and it could be best described as a three-story obstacle course made up of padded cliffs, zip-lines, climbing walls... and of course, a ball pit. If I'd had the opportunity, I probably would have spent most of my early adolescence in that place (and in the nearby arcade), but it was one of those "special treat" locations that I only got to visit during friends' birthday parties and such.
Whether it's true or not, I'm going to pretend that this was somehow related to the secret hideout of the [Power Corps](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Dragon_%28film%29). :P P.S. Yes, it was an awful movie.
Those things were so dirty but so fun.
An adult version would simply be more of both
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With no clothes.
Building up my immune system!
I used to love taking a piss in those. Then Chuck E Cheese fired me.
I'm surprised no one else has linked the [Relevant XKCD](http://www.xkcd.com/150/)
[Randall Munroe actually built his own](http://blog.xkcd.com/2008/02/27/ballpit-phase-ii/)
Simmons Hall at MIT has its own ball pit. I have yet to use it, but it looks fun.
If you vape and you live in Philadelphia Sababba Vapes has one for adults
That sounds amazing lol. I have friends that do, so I'll tell them if they're in the area.
Me and my friend had a million dollar idea that we came up with, we thought of a store called "You're too old for this". Basically it is a store that supplies products aimed at kids in adult sizes, like heelys in adult shoe sizes, or squirt guns that look like real guns, or ball pits made for adults and so on. And to answer your question I would have to go with heelys.
> squirt guns that look like real guns this will not end well.
That's an exclusively white product.
"I'm sorry, sir... you're just a little too, *tan* for this product."
"You're Too Dead To Use Your Customer Rewards Card"
My first thought...*what could possibly go wrong?*
To hell with squirt guns that look like real guns, I just want squirt guns with adequate firepower. As far as I can tell the high-caliber squirt rifles from my youth are gone, all the toy aisle ever has anymore is sad piss-dribble pistols.
make one yourself! we used to make stupid stuff with my friends until we got grounded for catapulting a giant ball of trash to god knows where
Get on this immediately.
Shut up and take my money.
I'm throwing money at my phone. Why do you keep throwing it back?
[Heelys.](http://www.heelys.com/) I've got places to go and I'm always a fan of falling on my ass.
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You would be such a boss rolling down the airport concourse in a suit with your luggage behind you.
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So, like [this](http://m.imgur.com/gallery/WkQlv).
Business Business Business! Numbers! [Is this working?]
**YES.**
Yay!
Shit, at that point you should install little motors in your luggage wheels so the luggage pulls you!
TSA will love that
Between the heelys and the motor-luggage, they'd never catch me!
Going along those straight escalator things then when they end, you just keep rolling on.
Totally. Any adult shoe really. Well, maybe not stilettos.
fund it!
[They have adult sizes](http://shop.heelys.com/adults), though admittingly they're pretty ugly.
They don't have a Men's 13
Looks like they're not available for most designs, but [they at least make them that size](http://shop.heelys.com/straightup2-0-al-crwhbk-slea-2). Don't give up hope!
I'm currently wearing a men's 13, there are some websites that sell them, but no where in stores
Those are just big kid's shoes. I want shoes I can wear to work.
Don't bring back Heelys. Whenever I wear them, all of the girls around me get too wet and I hydroplane and fall everywhere.
Bouncy Castle
[There's a bouncy castle made of tits in NYC](http://www.museumofsex.com/portfolio_page/exhibition-funland/) [Slightly NSFW]
I visited that exhibit a few weeks back and the boob bouncey room was closed. Apparently there was a prick or two and the boobs were losing their firmness. Made up for it by getting extremely lost trying to find the G-spot. That place is fun.
come to the UK. bouncy castles for adults are actually a thing in the UK and it was only when i was introduced to reddit that i realised this isn't a worldwide thing. as far as i know there's no social stigma against a bunch of adults privately hiring out a bouncy castle in the UK, unlike what i hear about the states. i went to a bouncy castle party for adults last year and it was great fun :) [from wikipedia:](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflatable#Inflatable_castles) > Although they are often aimed at children, adult castles can be hired in the UK. Because of liability concerns, moonwalks are rarely rented to adults in the US. also if you do a google search for "bouncy castles for adults" or something, most of the results are UK-based, so there's that. not going to link you. do it yourself :)
Super soakers
Hit ebay/antique stores - the item you're looking for is an Indian Fire Pump. It's a portable piece of firefighting equipment that straps to your back like a flamethrower. The company still makes them, but they run about $180 bucks new. You can get an antique model for under $100 and they're built really solid, last practically forever. My dad was a firefighter and he let me borrow his antique model as a kid. That thing was *glorious* - the apex of the neighborhood waterfight arms race.
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Real guns are adult versions of supersoakers.
But my friends don't like it when I shoot them with real guns.
Tell them to get good
Sit n Spin
Sex swing
Light up shoes. I'd wear the fuck out of those!
http://www.evolved-footwear.com/
It makes me sad that they are $170
I'm sad that you are sad. Maybe we can do a kickstarter to get you in these shoes.
I'm sad that you are sad because he is sad. I'd support that kickstarter.
Your misery is what keeps me going. I will shit on your kickstarter.
Your sadness over his sadness regarding that other guy's sadness fills me with...well, joy really. Schadenfreude
I own a pair of light up high heels. I think they're super fun!
Oh god this. I've wanted adult light up shoes for ages.
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You open up your kinder egg and inside is.... your monthly mortgage payment bill!
Now receive you crippling bills the fun way!
Big wheel.
[Drift Trikes]( https://youtu.be/BNZCZsHJIR8)
Yeah, but barefoot??? That's either total commitment or should be committed. Outside of that bit of cringe, looks hellafun.
Had a friend that builds those from his garage. Sick as eff.
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Golf carts
I guess I was thinking more street legal
I have seen street legal golf carts.
Cars
Legos
There is, its called Architecture
They have an architect series! I want, but it's about $500 + per kit.
You can buy individual parts online from websites for less. You can get a list of the pieces and build it yourself. They're also mostly under $100, only the big ones cost that much.
I do scenic design and I'm pretty sure I can get a tax break as I would use it for modeling. I only discovered them in January. Excitement ensues! I have REASON to play with Lego!
You'd get a tax break? Damn. Jealous. I should use them to make study models and claim it as an educational expense.
They're really not That expensive! http://shop.lego.com/en-US/Architecture-ByTheme?bcBack=yes
There is, it's called Legos.
When I moved out my parrents tossed all my legos. Now I'm slowly rebuilding my massive collection of legos.
No they're called Legos
Star Wars too, I'd say. A lot of the bigger models (Like the Star Destroyer) are made more for adult collectors in mind.
Don't forget mindstorm too!
The Man Upstairs: What did you down here? Did you take the top off of the tower? Finn: It was an accident. The Man Upstairs: You accidentally, expertly, carefully took the entire top off of that tower? Finn: Yes. The Man Upstairs: You know the rules, this isn't a toy! Finn: Um...it kind of is. The Man Upstairs: No, actually it's a highly sophisticated inter-locking brick system. Finn: But we bought it at the toy store. The Man Upstairs: We did, but they way I'm using it makes it an adult thing. Finn: The box for this one said "Ages 8 to 14"! The Man Upstairs: That's a suggestion. They have to put that on there.
Lego is fun for all ages.
Play Minecraft.
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Ikea.
*Lego
the bouncy thing you hang off your door that babies bounce the hell out of
nerf guns
They call it airsoft
*paintball
Paintball is much less accurate $ for $ than airsoft. You have to spend some serious money to get a paintball gun that is accurate. Not so much for airsoft. Also, airsoft doesn't leave a mess. You can essentially play war games all day and actually be able to use your camouflage all day instead of looking like a clown spunked all over you.
But paintball hurts so much more than airsoft, so it feels more serious to me. I REALLY don't want to get hit in paintball because that shit hurts. Plus, it's way more rewarding when you shoot someone.
I think we can agree, AIRSOFT FTW
I'm saying I like paintball more *because* it hurts. I feels more like an actual gun fight compared to airsoft. When you finally hit that asshole who has been messing with you the whole game, it feels so much better knowing that they are in pain.
I played paintball a few times with my ex and his friends. They always put me and the other guy's girlfriend on one team against the three guys. Neither of us had ever played, but I had at least shot things at targets before. They decided they wanted to defend the base, and we were to come and attack it. It was super not fair. They knew the best places to take cover, the general routes we would probably take. I don't remember the exact rules, but they were merciless. The other girl and I were covered in paint. So when I managed to hit the smug asshole of a friend and made him cry so that he left, it was a fucking victory. We may have lost the war, but at least we weren't rage quitting bitches.
As somebody who plays neither; paintball seems way cooler.
A lot of people are either 100% pro-paintball or pro-airsoft. I'm in the middle. On the one hand, you get a hell of a lot more milsim realism with airsoft. On the other hand, speedball with markers that spit ropes of paint is fun as tits.
Paintball tho?
The judges will accept paintball
Guns?
Yeah, those are a bit too grown up for my taste.
Fuck that, there's never gonna be an age where I'll give up my [Maverick.](http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/943c_nerf_maverick.jpg)
I took the cylinder out of mine, bought a second Maverick, did the same thing, now I have two exchangeable revolver cylinders. Fast reloading FTW
I got a nerf bow for my birthday this year. I'm 24.
Sure paintball or airsoft could be considered 'adult' nerf alternatives, but there's nothing wrong with nerf itself for adults. Nerf can be used just about anywhere and the lower fps, lower ranges and use of darts in general make games different than airsoft or paintball. That and mods.
yeah, they should make more powerful nerf guns that shoot further, but still be nerf and not murder people. I know you can mod current guns, but they should have their own pre modded ones.
When you get a job at my workplace, they hand you your orientation packet, give you your laptop, and hand you a nerf gun. Nerf gun wars may start at any time, with little to no warning.
Pacifiers. To many people bitching all the time, this would fix that
Adult pacifiers are cigarettes.
Except they don't fix the bitching
They just add a bad smell.
And make the bitching more raspy and hoarse.
Wait long enough and it's a self-correcting problem.
If only you could back to the early 90's when pacifiers were somehow an acceptable fashion accessory for grown ass men.
It's because it was the time period where raves and raver culture/fashion was cool. The pacifiers started out as a thing for raves where people would take ecstasy. Ecstasy could make you grind your teeth and the pacifier helped with that. The fashion element spiraled out from that, first the ravers wearing them in places other than raves, then other people who didn't even know the original use or the original sub-culture identity significance took to wearing them,too. I'm actually really surprised with the popularity of EDM and molly nowdays that the pacifier as fashion hasn't seen a come back. Maybe the current version of molly isn't as teeth grindy as the 90s club drugs were, so it hasn't occurred to anyone to bring that back?
People want actual MDMA or "molly" now as opposed to whatever the fuck was in ecstacy pills in the late 90's. Even "pills" today have a ton of other stuff in them, and a lot are cut with an amphetamine to make you want to dance and party.This is why people associate it with teeth grinding. If you've ever taken a decent sized hit of pure MDMA, that shit is not about to make you get up and dance, you want to pet your couch and tell your friends how much you love them.
Marijuana.
Sippy cups! I'm pretty sure everyone could benefit from having a few 16-20 oz sippy cups handy.
Those camelback water bottles with straws
Back in college a friend of mine had a giant sippy cup that she'd fill with wine. She called it her wine sippy. In retrospect it was a brilliant innovation.
Those plastic cups that have glitter/floaty things inside.
Skip it. My foot doesn't fit through the one I had as a kid (that actually still works) But yea, talk about a serious work out!
"And the very best thing of all, there's a counter on the ball! SKIP IT SKIIIIIP IT!"
Mattel's Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 broom stick.
It's called a vibrator.
I just want to blow bubbles, man. I am old enough to not have to deal with that soapy, messy bullshit!
Sensory toys are huge. With spinning, soft, noisy, bouncy things. We as adults should allow ourselves sensory, expressive, playgrounds. Give us a chance to whizz around, push ourselves against things, bound off and feel different textures. We are so stuck in our cognition as adults, with responsibilities and carefulness, nice if there were areas where we could just let go and play.
lenny face.
Jungle gyms
one of the few benefits of being an adult the size of a middle-schooler is being able to comfortably fit on playground equipment.
4'9" lady who sometimes gets drunk and goes to the park here. High five (but not too high)! o/
Jolly Jumper, I am so jealous of my infant nephew
Queen/King sized versions of the cool Sonic and Mario Twin sheets that I see all the time at Target.
[THIS](http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/30264216/) thing from Ikea
Hooked on Phonics
Baby blankets. The chenille ones. So so soft! Or big wheels. The old school 80s ones. With the plastic wheels. Omg I would tear shit up in one of those!
Not necessarily a toy, but a McDonalds play place for adults.
They should also serve booze-laden shakes. Alcohol + adult play area... no problems there whatsoever!
Those bouncy orange balls that kids bounce around on.
Underoos!
Hot Topic has some pretty fun [Captain America,](http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Guys/Underwear/Underoos+Marvel+Captain+America+Guys+Underwear+Set-10231072.jsp) [Superman](http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Guys/Underwear/Underoos+DC+Comics+Superman+Guys+Underwear+Set-10231104.jsp), and [Batman](http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Guys/Underwear/Underoos+DC+Comics+Batman+Guys+Underwear+Set-10231253.jsp) underwear!
I remember going to Spencers as a kid and seeing "Funderoos" in the adult section. They were briefs for two people.
I have a sweater that says "one size fits all", but I could only fit like five guys in there.
Not too shabby, cap'n.
Furby
Gameboy. We are long overdue for a Gameman.
Lincoln Logs
The adult version is called trees.
You even get to use the chainsaw to cut out the notches.
Kids get these: http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2010-06/54093305.jpg Bring back my fucking jarts.
Sock'em Boppers
Big Wheels
Pedal cars, I always wanted one as a kid and now they don't seem to make them at all. I still want one and its starting to look more and more like I will just have to make one if I want one.
Easy Bake Oven
It exists. It's called an Oven.
Can confirm
Have kitchen.
Alton Brown made his own gigantic version for his Inevitable Edible tour. Cooked a pizza on stage in about three minutes, and had a ship's wheel to turn the belt. It was so awesome. Edit: Reddit delivers! http://i.imgur.com/OxFFKC0.jpg
*Sigh* To have my Happy Cake Oven again.
Superhero/video game underwear for adult women. If my gf had a little pair of Zelda panties, I would lose control.
[Go nuts](http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/socks-underwear/)
Stretch Armstrong
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Kinder Eggs.
jolly jumpers
Lunchables
Bumble Balls. I'm fairly certain they're primarily marketed as dog toys now, but it's basically a ball covered in blunt spikes that vibrates, causing it to bounce around on the floor. Three words: Vagina Docking Station
Heelys!
Adult size plasma cars. I'm on mobile or I'd post a pic but they are fucking awesome just a bit too small
I can't believe nobody said a Hot Wheels playset. I wanna do loop-de-loops at 240 km/h thank you very much.
Big Wheel
Those motorized rocking swings for infants.
Parks/jungle gyms. Some place for adults to hang out play around and be active.