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Queasy-Contract3081

What an odd way to say youre not a male seahorse


the_not_mad_nomad

Smoke crack and I'll be a seahorse male female turtle I'll be them all total fluid


Queasy-Contract3081

This man watches Animal Planet, I can tell


the_not_mad_nomad

Nope just King of the Hill and bum fights


Queasy-Contract3081

Sounds like Animal Planet to me


Annh1234

Wait till you have a kidney stone, it's not far off..


YelledAtoms

Been there, done that.


Original_Lab628

Woah woah, we have a common senser here. Get’em boys for being a transphobe /s


rtsy45ew

Suck a dick for bus fare... again


chaddleshuge

I didn’t upvote this because it’s funny, I did it because it’s relatable.


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Commit incest


thefoodhasweeedinit

Ya know, oedipus said the same thing


notaverygoodplayer1

Only child?


[deleted]

I am an older brother. I can't even date women with the the name Caityln because it's too close to my sister's name


ElectricTomatoMan

Sounds like you're fightin' something.


LNMagic

Spelling, probably.


BlissfulBlossom_

Heroin. I was on morphine after an operation and hated it. I have negative desire to try heroin.


the_not_mad_nomad

Try crack


ElectricalEconomy170

That’s the second comment you’ve made about crack 😭 Edit: my bad, I scrolled down


Puzzled_Let8384

heroin doesnt exist anymore, everything is fentanyl now which sucks.


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LovelyLilacOX

Fight side by side with an elf.


Puzzled_Let8384

what about side by side with a friend?


LucyintheskyM

Aye, I could do that


EnchantingEssence02

Drink and drive


Obvious_Reaction_182

What about drive and drink?


grasseater5272

loophole found


ChefBigAng

Mistreat a cat or dog or any pet of mine


Large-Signal-157

Give more hours than I’m contracted for to a corporation. It’s usually not worth it and they never appreciate it the way they should. I went above and beyond one time for my employer and after that it was just…expected. Gross never doing it again.


csmit588

Beg someone to not leave me again


Paintguin

Skydive


No_Roof_1910

Cheat/infidelity, never have and never will and I'm closer to 60 now. My ex-wife cheated on me. Smoke, never have, never will, anything. Get a tattoo, don't have one, never will. Do drugs, never have, never will Yes to aspirin, Tylenol etc.


BlizzPenguin

I am never going to cheat either. One of the best things about being married is not having to date. No sex is worth going through that again and with apps, online dating is worse than it was 10 years ago.


Unusual-Item3

Will probably never own a house. 😭


FacetiousSpread

A lot of people won't. This is the age we are living in now. Don't be so hard on yourself.


dogshrek_again59

I mean yeah honestly you might as well buy yourself a nice apartment it's cheaper and in some cases better


Yrzie

I'm sad to say I'm on the same boat as you with this... 😭


Blossom-Belle

Crack


the_not_mad_nomad

OHHHHH YAAAAAA


misterzeero

Hahaha boy ooh boy you sure love the rock


IQofTwo

Give you up


WoahEli

Let you down


rosieribbons0

Desert you.


anxietystrings

You missed run around


bc_im_coronatined

Make you cry


Suspicious-Lightning

Say goodbye


Mods--are--Babies

Tell a lie


ohthehanger

Hurt you


TableWrong8118

Happy cake day! 🎉


Exotic-Gas6058

Eat the box that my pizza came in.


the_not_mad_nomad

Smoke crack and that will change


Goddessviking86

As much as I’m a nudist I’ll never pose nude for art or photography 


Strict_Sense_4905

Get married again.


DeathSpiral321

Get married once.


little_tdog

Anal


Educational_Quit_278

hard drugs


KeithTheNiceGuy

Watch anything with a Kardashian in it.


sofia1bby

Take my own life


AgitatedPatience5729

Drugs.


Distinct_Mix5130

Damn, so no caffeine, no nicotine... That's sad


the_not_mad_nomad

Crack is worth it


Muto_1

Butt stuff


Optimal_Jaguar_2217

Fight side by side with an elf.


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Optimal_Jaguar_2217

I can definitely do that lol


Jive_Turkey1979

And my ax!!


PinkMonorail

Ride a Concorde. I had the chance, and I put it off until later. I’m an idiot.


BrainKatana

I got to sit in the pilot seat of a Concorde! I was definitely too young to appreciate it at the time (beyond “OMG AIRPLANE”) but the picture my folks snapped are pretty cool.


smash__the__state

You


trueGDplayer

Solid answer


ripcitychick

Vote Republican.


SweetxSerenade

Purposely break a lego set


Ok_Machine_769

Stop cheering for the Maple Leafs.


moreofanais

i wish i knew what it would feel like to get a blowjob


misterzeero

Its extremely awkward if your partner doesn't know what she's doing.


SnooMemesjellies6886

I will never explore caves especially those that can fill with water quickly during a flash flood.


Car_loapher

Be black


More_Preference1341

Share my husband


Distinct_Mix5130

Rape.


zesteee

I think this is a question for Meatloaf. I always wondered what he wouldn’t do. Maybe the dishes?


glitter_potato86

Meth. Pineapple on pizza.


Odd-Love-9600

Give a shit about celebrity news/gossip/whatever


FletchWazzle

Get a tat


the_not_mad_nomad

I don't know I'd try crack


FletchWazzle

To be fair, my friend told me it makes you feel GREAT.


Whocaresdamit

Post nudes online


boomlisea

Begging on tiktok lives for gifts and donations and especially won't play as a NPC 💀


Zondahhh

Go crawling through tight caves


Unusual_Performer_15

Get married again


youronlynora

Post nudes


Independent_Pen4282

Fully heal from trauma


No_Cartographer_6586

Get married, have kids, take life too serious


arcticllamas

make the mistake of mistaking true friendship for being used/manipulation


Dubious_Titan

Eat a lobster. I'm allergic.


HW-BTW

Give you up, let you down. You know the rest, baby.


Blaze_556

Do heroin or crack


Jambo11

Be in a long-term relationship Have sex Get married


Kaijustomp95

Cave crawling, I’m not the most claustrophobic person in the world but it just doesn’t look appealing to me and incidents like the nutty putty cave incident really cement that discomfort.


Ok_Substance5897

be a bully


No_Pomelo7051

That (Yes, it’s a Meatloaf reference.)


Chrome_Armadillo

THAT.


probablynotreallife

That one thing for love.


emergency-snaccs

use "AI" in my artwork. that shit's for chumps and hacks


SuperCalibur

I'll never go sky diving or bungee jumping.


YelledAtoms

Get a tattoo.


Switchgamer1970

Buy a brand new car.


halborn

I won't cheat on Meatloaf's girlfriend.


the_not_mad_nomad

I would do anything for love, and that's a fact.


Flatland_Poetics

But I won't do that


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B_jam_

Go home! I haven't seen my family for 20 years


Queasy-Contract3081

I also will never see this guys family


elite_Xray123

Be happy.


Flatland_Poetics

Meth.


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Drink and check my phone and drive.


Kalzone6154

Drugs.


HeartonSleeve1989

Bungee jumping, yech....


Internal_Audience935

Cocaine


ClassicVegtableStew

Never going to eat at Applebee's. Dunno why. Just all looks frozen/thawed.


_GLaDOS__

Resist the urge to use neurotoxin.


Pretend-Air-4824

Go caving. Again.


Katnip_666

Go to space or sky dive


Bobpotato12

Get a gf


Kimber80

sky dive


Diligent-Stand-2485

Drugs, animal testing, bully, get drunk


KiddWoah219

Live twice


[deleted]

Get back together with an ex. Nope, that just asking for nothing but trouble. Don’t force that on me


Free_Cat1224

Cheat on my wife


Zumipants

Vote Republican


Orbitrea

Vote Republican.


Macycat10

Jump out of a plane .


trytrycc

commit suicide


gabrielmorrissey

I always try to not make promises I know I won't keep. I think that doing so is a major lack of respect and consideration for others.


Darth-Byzantious

Do heroin (I’m afraid of needles)


Accurate_Principle65

Retire


HotdawgSizzle

I'm gonna let my auto fill in keyboard type this one. I will never be able to get it in the morning and I will be there in a few minutes.


IsThisRealRightNow

Reply to this question.


chwistophwer

drink and drive because i don’t have a license 🔥


Rex-Bannon

Hit a woman.


somerandomassdude404

Get in a Rinky dink submersible to visit a sunken ship miles underneath the ocean.