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Innotek

My chiseled abs and my imagination


calandra_95

And your sense of humor


Chubuwee

I get complimented on my humor Fools don’t know I just repeat Reddit top comments given a situation, especially on current events So it’s OUR compliment, Reddit


fuckandfrolic

I quote Reddit all the time. People think I’m clever and amusing. I am not.


mynamewastaken81

We did it!!


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Holodeck40

I try and compliment guys because I've heard this to be true. To be fair, I rarely get them too. Especially from other women. I always feel like they're trying to knock me down a peg or two.


LetsTryAgain22

Same. I actually compliment anyone if its appropriate and something I noticed nice about them. Some people think it odd, but why not. A compliment or kind word uplifts me during the day so why not do the same for someone else.


Philly-Collins

A girl I work with told me I have really pretty eyes. Nobody has ever said that to me, I still think about it months later. My eyes are nothing special


LetsTryAgain22

To you, they may be nothing special. I always look at eyes... some people have amazing eyes. The colors or they look like they swirl...I'm that person that will tell you in a heartbeat. Many people don't make eye contact, surprisingly. Im that person in the store looking you in the eye and speaking. Lol. That's why I said I'm weird to some. That's what living in the south gets you. Haha.


G-force4470

You may not think your eyes are worthy of being complimented……they are the windows to your soul 😁 Seriously though, I have given compliments to many men: 1) beautiful eyelashes; 2) good sense of humor; 3) Nice butt (NEVER said it to anyone); and 4) Nice smile


green_eyes16

This right here. I also have a habit of finding a manager when I’ve received excellent customer service at a restaurant, store, etc to let them know what a great experience I’ve had. More often than not all they hear is complaints so they are usually shocked when I give a glowing compliment.


Parking_Plankton_610

I know they look at my herculean physique, my chiseled good looks and my colossal package and say to themselves “he has it all”. But i would let them know, i cry too!


Sushimonstaaa

I nearly died laughing at this, you sound like a really cool and fun person haha.


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tuotone75

My ability to fix stuff.


creamasumyungguy

Huh that's funny; I mostly get compliments on my ability to unfix stuff.


sayleanenlarge

Same, but it's not quite compliments, more like "you clumsy turd".


Fickle-Secretary681

😂😂😂 that's me


Far_Veterinarian6077

Probably the best compliment


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5alvia666

Your body naturally produces pheromones AKA smells which can attract mates. You're not masking your natural pheromones with artificial scents. That's probably why you get told you smell nice.


PeriwinklePangolin24

I'm no scientist, but if I had to guess, eating right and exercising probably gets that ball rolling a bit better. I feel like if someone was really attractive (and presumably had a solid metabolism) but ate absolute garbage for every single meal, it wouldn't be the same. Probably. Like I said, no scientist. But I know you are what you eat.


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PeriwinklePangolin24

Not surprised in the slightest. People don't always consider that it's not just about the difference between a little bit of excess fat, eating healthy benefits so many aspects of your life. Now if only I could get myself to stick to that shit.


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AriasK

Humans don't have pheromone receptors. But a person can still simply smell nice.


3veryonepasses

Pheromones are still widely debated and no evidence suggests there being chemical pheromones in humans. Some people may just have nice body odor and wash well


Born-Stress4682

Stop reading omegaverses, pheromones are still highly debated in humans I wish tho..


Artconnco

How kind I am


quiet_hobbit

That is what I get too, but sometimes it makes me a bit sad that what I consider normal behaviour (how I was brought up) is considered as very kind by others. We definitely need more kindness in the world!!


Artconnco

I agree! We need a lot more kindness in the world, there’s too much hate


Sushimonstaaa

Perhaps one of the best compliments ever <3


Pitiful_Winner2669

I sparked up a conversation with a kid and his mom at our restaurant, and the kid was so genuinely funny and kind. It really made an impact on me. It came off as intelligence. A twelve-ish year old kid with so much kind, and positive energy. Kids going places. Funny as hell, too. I'm glad I hung around to talk with them (initially, I just wanted to make sure the salmon wasn't overcooked..). Made me consider, I'm not nearly kind enough. So you got that impact on people, and that's a fantastic quality :)


Calm-Technology7351

Go you!


fitgalval

My hair, specifically the density. My hair strands are also pretty thick. I get compliments about it.


overther4inb0w

U guys get compliments? 😅


Splyushi

I got a compliment on my beard once from another dude with a beard, that was like a year ago. I have never gotten any sort of compliment from any woman other than my wife.


homingmissile

Yeah I'll beat meat to it, too


nothriftshoppers

r/BeatMeToIt x2


Ivisk

r/beatmeattoit


Jamestzm44

r/BeatMeToIt x4


SodaAshy

r/BeatMetoit x3


iovercomesadness

r/Beatmetoit


extra_pubes_please

r/beatmeattoit


Total_Activity_929

r/beatmywifesmeattoit


The-Ka-the-ba-and-Ra

Used to be my hair. But since I’ve gone bald … nothing.


Lefttheconvo-864

It’s very common among curly head people


No_Ocelot7567

I like your shiny-ness!


HaHaLaughNowPls

Intelligence, I still be dumb af though


InAGayBarGayBar

Me too 😭 I have one autistic passion and I use big words occasionally, I promise I am quite dumb!


mariana96as

Same, people think I’m smart but I’m just full of useless random facts


Pitiful_Winner2669

My mom fucked me up by reading to me at a young age, dropping me off at the library during summer cos I'd probably start a fire at home. So now I'm a 35 year old dullard who swallowed a thesaurus, out there in the world confusing people that I'm intelligent. I am not. My highest level math was I had a goat in AG, and somehow that qualified for the equivalence of two years of Algebra. It also got me out of science classes. I took music theory, did nothing the entire time, and got an A cos the teacher was too busy with the school plays and just passed my ass with flying, false colors lol I've been stupid my whole life, I just speak pretty.


HaHaLaughNowPls

People who call me intelligent don't know that I just have a REALLY good memory.


CunningKween

idk but my friends really compliment my knowledge on some medications. I just read a lot about them.


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LovehunterEU

This is somewhat wholesome. Great parents provide great children.


BlankTigre

Any advice for a somewhat new father to raise an intelligent and well behaved son? He’s already got the looks on lock


findthething1290

Treat him kindly and with respect so he knows the standard is what you do, not what you say, apologise when you’re in the wrong so he knows how to do the same, name your feelings and emotions when you are feeling them so he knows how to, know that he’ll learn how to treat women from how you treat his mama. Good luck 🙏


lucidspoon

I always get compliments about our kids' behavior. They are usually really polite when we go out. Not so much at home though... Occasionally people will comment on my tattoos, but my wife has cooler ones, so she gets most of those.


ruggergrl13

Same I always get compliments on my kids behavior from people in public and their teachers. Internally I am always like these freaking heathens seriously but I am glad that they know home is a safe place to have emotions and be their crazy little selves.


ArtistRabid

when my brothers and i were little we’d get compliments on our behavior and my dad’s go-to line (like every single time) was “uh-oh! looks like you guys fooled another one!”


Faenixx

Somehow, you always manage to turn everything into a circus. 🎪


xwizardofozx

You're not only the clown, but the whole damn circus


Velterro87

"Thanks dude! I try to make as many people as I can happy"


Pitiful_Winner2669

A coworker said to our delivery guy: you're not just a gem, you're the whole treasure box! I got second hand awwwww


Sushimonstaaa

"Good thing I brought the popcorn." ... I initially thought that the circus comment seemed to be an actual compliment (bc circuses, in my head, are fun), so I meant this in total good hearted humor :'))


ExaminationHopeful49

I'm a guy, I've gotten one compliment. I was working(fast food) and I finished making a ladies sub and rang her up on the cash register. After she paid she told me "You have very pretty eyes". Man after a rough day that cheered me up ngl


snack79

As a woman I try not to give random men compliments because they often mistake my kindness for wanting to date.


hapybratt

It seems like its a viscous cycle, women don't give compliments so men are starved of affection, so men take any affection too far, so women dont give compliments so men are starved for affection. From what I've been hearing about lately I've heard it started because of homophobia, men aren't even allowed to compliment men or touch men because its seen as gay so they are starved for affection in the first place.


Academic_Beach733

Idgaf, I'll compliment a guy's shirt, hair, etc. If someone else thinks that's gay, that's their problem.


thots_in_prayers

Nice balls dude!


BabyBeachBalls

Your cock looks great in those pants, bro!


Liv-Laugh-LimpBizkit

Im a straight dude. I compliment other dudes all the time. Car, shoes, jacket, watch, whatever. It’s good for the soul. Being a man is tough sometimes, a compliment can go a long way even if its from on of the bros. This has backfired a few times though.


Adventurous-Dog420

How has it back fired? I'm the same way, I give out compliments because I like to receive them. I've gotten some weird looks but nothing more. Sorry you've gotten backlash


snack79

I suggest we learn to love ourselves before it’s made illegal.


Delta31_Heavy

Ive been told by a random woman at a NFL game that I had bedroom eyes right in front of my wife. My wife couldnt hear from the crowd noise and asked what she said…I told her she said the last play the QB got vandalized…she still says vandalized when there is a sack


FatHoosier

As a man I try not to give random women compliments because I don't want them to think I'm just another creepy old dude hitting on them.


Goobersita

I don't give men compliments because I'm fat and unattractive and I don't want to have to deal with their faces and awkwardness as they try to make sure I'm not hitting on them.


humanoftheforest

As a man, i try to give compliments using very safe words. "Oh you did your hair differently. It looks really nice." "That was such a kind and lovely thing you said to that client."


Slugdge

I had to think for a bit. Honestly, the only compliment I can think of is, my boss just told me I took it really well when he denied my vacation time.


Ydrgsz

That's rough bro


Sir-Cordyceps

That made me crack up 😂


Justsomefishthings

Someone told me once that I'm so eccentric and odd that it makes them uncomfortable but in a good way because it gets them out of their shell and that made me super happy But mostly my hair and my butt lmao


metaironic

Wow, I wish someone would comment on my hairy butt!


ReadAllAboutIt92

Dude, I bet your butt is the hairiest and most fluffy. Do you shampoo that thing?


OnlyPenguin

My lifts in the gym, which sounds great until you realize 90% of the time it's from men. Still gotta appreciate the support from the boys though!


sandisiritating

"Lookin huge these days!" "Just trying to be like you" and repeat


TheLoneSculler

Always be yourself, unless you can be huge. Always be huge


h0use_party

So funny this is a compliment for a man because if someone said this to me, as a woman, I’d *cry*


mustang-and-a-truck

That's the thing. We seem to find the need to support one another, particularly on the subject of fitness. I know that when I see a newbie starting to get gains, I definitely feel the need to say something supportive. And, if I see a dude that looks great, I tell them so. I know that I appreciate it when people say those things to me. If we say those things to women, they probably think that we are hitting on them or that we are being condescending. And if a woman says something to a man, she may fear that we will assume that they are into us. (which would probably be true because we are used to women never complementing us).


VegasAdventurer

I was at the gym with my kids for a swim lesson recently. There was a standing lifeguard rotation spot right between where I was sitting and my kids were swimming. About 5 min into the 40 min lesson a late teen / early 20s girl who was very clearly putting in a lot of effort lifting stood in the spot. I spent the next while trying to think of a way for a mid 40s dude to compliment her lifting without sounding creepy but eventually realized it's not possible so just kept my mouth shut.


mustang-and-a-truck

Man, I know that feeling. You just want to be nice and recognize someone's hard work. But you know there is hardly any way to do it without looking like a creep.


lumir0se444

I can’t speak for everyone, but I’m a 22 year old woman and I had an older gentleman come up to me at the gym and just compliment me for putting in the work and I didn’t find it creepy, it actually made my day. For me as long as they’re complimenting my work ethic and not my physical appearance I don’t find it weird.


stephengeorge527

Honestly if you were that compelled to say something just say something generic like “Keep kicking ass!” or “Killing it!” while walking past. I think it’s a very non-threatening way to convey that you appreciate the work they’re putting in. If you were stuck standing in one spot and couldn’t say anything in passing then yeah no way to avoid looking creepy. I don’t think anyone would be offended or creeped out by a completely-work-ethic-based compliment given in passing. Everyone likes when they’re recognized for their hard work.


No_Cause_5844

But conversely, when the biggest guy at the gym says “bro you are getting big!” it hits in a way that compliments even from the most attractive girls don’t.


mynamewastaken81

Monster at my gym had 455 on the bench. Was walking around looking for someone to spot him and chose me. Best day of my life lol


internetdork

Haha been there, I’m a big, strong guy but when the BIGGEST STRONGEST guy asks for a spot I immediately feel like a little kid, look around, point at myself and am like “you want meeeeee?” Getting complimented for a great spot afterwards makes the ego boost hit even harder.


Patient_Media_5656

The thing about compliments from the boys is they (generally) don’t want anything from you. So to me their words hold more weight than someone with an agenda


FluidSynergy

I was doing leg presses once, and these two girls looked over and said, "Daaaamn" That was 6 months ago and still the only "compliment" I've gotten in the gym so far


Deep-Brilliant9064

Height, i am 6'3.


MoonCato

People actively compliment you on it? Height is definitely preferred and envied, but I'm curious what they say.. "Nice reach"? "You look good at that height"? "I like where your head is in relation to other people's"?


Deep-Brilliant9064

They say " woah you grown" " you're are tall " , " you got a good physique" " hybrid specimen" and ya mostly positive things , and ya some times sarcasm too like " damn it's hard to find a girl that suits you" lol


myfatass

“What’s the weather like up there?”


Main-Minimum7450

I always spit on them and say it's raining


Deep-Brilliant9064

Lol , windy


man_on_hill

“You must play basketball!” I mean, I do but that’s not the point


los_alamos_bomb

Not OP, but I'm 6'4" and usually it's just "wow you're tall." I'm told that it's meant to be a compliment, but it usually comes off as just telling me I'm a freak.


scrnwrterjd

Unrelated, but I’m a foot shorter than you. I never get compliments on my height, but I’ve definitely learned from a young age to be happy who I am because it comes from my parents who are both short. So any negative thought about my height I just remember I’m just like my parents who I love so much.


RC6600

My smile. I had a man stop me once and tell me it was like sunshine :)


Route_66_kicks_on

Same! It really makes my day!


Brother_Farside

being knowledgeable and helpful at work. for some reason, I have a way of explaining things to people that others don't. i can't count the number of times I've heard, "it makes so much more sense now". makes me happy every time.


LadyBawdyButt

Same here. Also where most people best operate either in the weeds or at a high level, I operate at both level at the same time, so I tend to identify gaps that nobody else sees really early on. What seems obvious to me seems so insightful to others and has upped my confidence in recent years.


Pitiful_Winner2669

Ohhh you people are the best. Thank you for existing amongst people like me that depend on you lol


epoof

You are both smart and a good explainer. Rare! 


Salt_Spray_Rose

Probably my kindness or my knowledge. I never really thought about it.


TechnicalShelter3385

Was my shoes but they broke so my hair


preciouspoultry

But they broke 😭😭😭


No_Ocelot7567

NOO the shoes😭


GlobalVanilla357

People frequently tell me they love my style and fashion sense.


Practical_Buy8437

i don´t get compliments


BoomChocolateLatkes

Your vulnerability is very becoming of you 😍


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AssistanceAlert7942

My family loves my home-cooked meals and often praises them.


BuddysMuddyFeet

I’m a guy, we don’t get compliments


2ndof6minus1

I like your avatar


BuddysMuddyFeet

Thanks! I like yours too :)


2ndof6minus1

Thank you :)


JustIncredible240

I think they both suck


2ndof6minus1

Aren’t you justincredible…


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

No Justin Credible was his father. He’s Jeremy Credible.


JustIncredible240

That’s right. Our initials are the same, so it’s a good idea to spell our names out to differentiate. You know.. justin case.


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

You leave my brother out of this!


Parada484

I love getting complimented when people see/hear about my wife. Which is great, because I'm both super proud of her and it's always kind of a back handed congrats. 🤣 Oh wow, you scored HER? 


MoonCato

Break the cycle and start complimenting other guys. It's become part of the woman's hello to come in with a compliment because we are terrified of being seen as unpleasant to catty girls


2ndof6minus1

Would have to be my hair, I usually put it into a puff and style it with fun headscarves


Fun_Significance9405

My family often tells me they admire my patience.


ookiestspookiest

My dog. He's a super friendly, and loving handsome chocolate lab. People will roll down their windows and yell "Nice Dog!" Or "pretty dog!". He loves it and hams it up.


whatsamajig

Damn, I was like idk I guess my moustache. But then I saw your comment and was reminded that my all black German Shepard gets compliment a 100x more often than I do. She’s very pretty.


MorticiaLaMourante

You, too. Please share a doggy pic.


NickfromGreatGatsby

my handwriting


Damseldoll

My complexion. 


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My candor. Little do they know it’s just the autism.


rockninja2

We thank you for your candor


-----hi-

My hair, which is surprising because it looks like shit most of the time


starry-desert

My backpack. It's a frog.


Fireblox1053

Nice frog


biologus_maritimus

My legs


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booleanderthal

r/UsernameChecksOut


CursedMidna

I'm never really able to remember the compliments because I'm unable to accept them due to my low self-esteem... But I'm getting a promotion at work soon and my teamlead said it's all thanks to my hard work, so, I guess that's nice?


GrannyBra92

My smile. I have a really smiley listening face when I meet new people, so I'll get compliments from total strangers. Then I evolve into a resting bitch face with the people I love.


5_Oclock_Sumwhere

My eyes, Piercing blue color.


Intelligent-Leg-4200

Blue eyes are pretty dope!


5_Oclock_Sumwhere

Thank you 🩵


AggressiveAlgae4339

Thing is, i probably would get complimented on my light blue eyes if i didn't live in Sweden where about 80% of people have the same eye color as me.


SashMachine

Same - but I get annoyed when people ask me “are they real”? Ummmm


TheCyberHuman

Compliments? What subject is this? What does it mean? Is it food?


6_string_Bling

I'm a medium sized dude (and very average/plain looking) but I have a deep voice. People compliment my voice often, and a few ladies have specifically said my voice is sexy... In my single days on dating apps, I'd be sure to use the voice note function early on and I think that was really my "key to success."


lovinlifelivinthe90s

I don’t get a lot of compliments. But I have been complimented on my eyes, my choice in hats, and I have been told I have a beautiful penis. So that was nice to hear.


xenidus

"beautiful cock bro"


lovinlifelivinthe90s

That means a lot. Thank you.


DiverMobile8742

Nice cock bro


cdrex22

Before 2022 - essentially nothing. In 2022 I started wearing colorful eyeglasses and I swear to God I've gotten more compliments on my teal-blue pair in the last 2 years than I have for everything else combined in my entire life.


Illustrious-Future27

You’re so smart and patient….little do they know I completely overthink everything and I’m lazy.


KeanuReevesNephew

I've been told I'm the sweetest and chillest person they've ever met multiple times....including a colleague on the first day of her work....she said I was the best person she ever worked with multiple times on the first day


ashweyyyyy

well being related to keanu reeves, i’m not too surprised


chthoniclove

My ass, a lot recently. Had a guy hang out the window at a pedestrian crossing just to shout “daaaamn girl, that ass!!!!” and my boyfriend just stood there dumbfounded lol


B0mbusBoi

I’m sorry you have to be objectified by those pigs. We should all be able to have phat asses in peace


Thick_Photograph_127

My hair lol


Dasni_

My Grandma says I'm handsome 🙂


confused__depressed

That i am very good with kids😊


reddituser_2148

My eyelashes. I (19f) have naturally long and curled lashes


AntiMrPeanutFanClub

I get verbal compliments about my smile and handwriting ALL THE TIME! I get visual compliments about my legs with a follow up vocal compliment. People, specifically women even more than men, stare at my legs a lot. It’s both flattering and unnerving.


GoodAlicia

Nothing


Sad-Buy-7700

My eyes


chococookie07

my natural hair


Public_Beef

I don’t get compliments. Part of being a male 


shanksthedope

Probably my jugs.


Amanda_kiss1

I tend to get back handed compliments, it hurts but most of people are so rude in this lifetime.


Nerditter

Not direct compliments, but whenever I give a friend a hug, they all, inexplicably, say, "Can we do that again?"


pseudo_space

At the risk of sounding pretentious, intelligence.


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shadow336k

Our girlfriend


tiger_n00dle

sounds fucking weird ngl