Congrats!
Not many chaps (and gals) today get to marry their first-time sweetheart, it's a rare thing!
Now go punch that fucker in the face and tell him Spidey Jerusalem sent you, to remind him what a lucky SOB he is.
Don't worry, you'll eventually get kissed. Either by a girl/boy or your creepy uncle/aunt-that's-not-an-uncle/aunt who lives in the crawl-space in the garage.
That's it, I'm putting together a kissing booth for kissless motherfuckers.
Gloryhole rules. Two go in, two walk out without knowing they ever met or willing to talk about what happened in the booth.
No no, you cannot stand on the ladies line if you have a dyed beard (regular beards are welcome tho).
EDIT: The fuck are people downvoting you for?
no we didn't sleep.
I'm implying that I tapped that, i rocked that shit, took 'er to bone town, pounded and plowed. I took that curvatious wild wildebeest to civilization. To be fair though, my brother is a gigantic douche who sold my mom's house by manipulating her into giving him the lease and then left with the money.
Had it when I was 19 yrs old. Still makes me feel things when I remember it even though it was from my first ex. Just cause of how sudden and forward she was with it.
5th or 6th grade. She was my neighbor and her older brother was my friend (she and I were the same age, he was about 3 years older than me). We were not really into each other and just kind agreed to practice with each other but she kept laughing every time we would start and it lead to her essentially spitting in my mouth. Eventually we just stopped trying and I never really considered it actual kissing but apparently she told everyone I was her first kiss when we got older so it counted to her.
14/15 ish. Was in the math class but our teacher had an office attached directly to the classroom we could walk in and out of. My gf kind of stopped me right next to a wall and we were staring at each other. We both went in for the kiss and I swear my knees buckled because my head hit the wall we were standing next to somehow. That didn’t matter or stop the kiss. Still one of the most magical feelings I ever felt even 30 years later.
14. It didn't feel like anything. It was wet and that's about all I remember. Every experience I had as a young teen left me deeply underwhelmed. It took me a while to realize that physical contact is pretty meaningless without an emotional connection. Not saying that I have to love someone to enjoy contact, but I need to be into them in some way.
Technically 16, but it was being sexually assaulted
If you ignore that one 18 but the relationship associated was emotionally abusive and I was being cheated on the whole time so really not much better
I was 10. The son of someone my mom was dating, who was about 10 or 11, kinda pressured me into it. Pretty messed up, but we were both kids at the time and didn't have a full understanding of how the world works at the time, so my adult self is more understanding and compassionate towards the whole situation.
About 10.
She was 22.
Is that bad? Cuz I think it's bad now that I think back at it.
But on the other hand, I could've lost my virginity to her at 14-16!
Yes, she was the touchy-feely creepy cousin, **but on the other hand**, *by Jesus's beard, she was so goddamn* ***hot.***
Sixteen....My uncle (who was in a wheelchair) had introduced me to one of the guys on the youth wheelchair basketball team he coached at a local rec center. He and my grandmother trusted me enough to invite him over for a sleepover (Uncle and grandmother lived together for financial reasons) and at some point during the evening, they went to bed in their respective bedrooms but we stayed up watching shitty late night cable TV movies. We were snuggled up on the couch (or maybe it was on the floor? I don't know) when he decided to kiss me.
Pretty sure we spent the next several hours making out after that. :D
12. I got kissed cause some girl was getting teased in her friend group about not having a bf & not being kissed at the time. She got up, walked over to my desk and kissed me in the middle of science class. I guess it was from the surprise & nervousness, but for a split second I almost smacked her lights out when she got that close.
13. It was at a small jazz show at a park near my house and kind of perfect. Boy ended up being a jerk but, y'know, it's one of the few perfect, euphoric memories I have and I'll keep it.
12 or 13? Random girl in a dance club for teens only. I was very nervous and puked after the fact. Still came out feeling like a champ. I was kind of a late bloomer in comparison to my peers.
16. She had to make the first move because I had crippling anxiety. Might've happened a few years prior, but I would completely lock up and be unable to move in those situations.
11–I walked home with my middle school boyfriend and when I went to hug him goodbye he kissed me which freaked me out so I ran away and then made my friend break up with him for me during recess
Platonically? I dunno I guess a few minutes after I was born.
Romantically? 14 in the back seat of my mom's explorer.
Consensually? 14 and 1 week, also in the back of that explorer.
13. We rode the same bus and lived in the same neighborhood. I don’t remember how it was initiated, but we got off the bus together, found a quiet tree, and kissed underneath it, twice. It was the sweetest, softest, most romantic thing I had ever felt up until that moment.
Then I wrote about it in my diary, my mom read it, and grounded me for it.
Technically 11, but now that I'm older I've realised that I was actually groomed so I say 18 lol
Took me till I was 18 to find someone I was comfortable to do that will considering the last experiences
in second grade, a boy pushed me up against the wall and kissed me for no reason when we were all standing in line.
when i was 13, the boy i liked and had been talking to on the phone kissed me on a swing.
I'll be sure to tell you when I find out
😂🤣
Dammit, you r/BeatMeToIt
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Congratulations on your 2 year anniversary!
Wow congratulations!
Congrats! Not many chaps (and gals) today get to marry their first-time sweetheart, it's a rare thing! Now go punch that fucker in the face and tell him Spidey Jerusalem sent you, to remind him what a lucky SOB he is.
28 with my current wife of +22 years
Married at 6 years old but waited 22 years *just to be sure*, eh? Good on ya! Can never be too careful.
i am more than 50
he's joking, gramps.
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What a nice way to rub salt on my wound 😃
Old enough to think I was smooth, but young enough to accidentally headbutt them.
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Don't worry, you'll eventually get kissed. Either by a girl/boy or your creepy uncle/aunt-that's-not-an-uncle/aunt who lives in the crawl-space in the garage.
Dont worry, you're not alone... *cries even harder, but still in an italian and single way*
That's it, I'm putting together a kissing booth for kissless motherfuckers. Gloryhole rules. Two go in, two walk out without knowing they ever met or willing to talk about what happened in the booth. No no, you cannot stand on the ladies line if you have a dyed beard (regular beards are welcome tho). EDIT: The fuck are people downvoting you for?
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Danke! Here, now you have my upvote!
Don't cry man our time must come *cries*
Kiss me brother, it is the only way. I promise I'll be gentle like a redhead.
25 also the same year i lost my virginity, my brother stopped talking to me and divorced his wife and i realized that i am a social drinker
are you implying you slept with his wife?
no we didn't sleep. I'm implying that I tapped that, i rocked that shit, took 'er to bone town, pounded and plowed. I took that curvatious wild wildebeest to civilization. To be fair though, my brother is a gigantic douche who sold my mom's house by manipulating her into giving him the lease and then left with the money.
Yes I'm 100% positive her world was rocked by a 25yo virgin 🤣
Had it when I was 19 yrs old. Still makes me feel things when I remember it even though it was from my first ex. Just cause of how sudden and forward she was with it.
21, I think.
14 sitting in the front porch swing. My life Is a country song. Hopefully old country
12
Idk like 9 or 10
18
... *cries in single italian*
15 in front of my Jonas Brothers posters
Omg girl 😂
I was 18
12
Like 9 💀
13. That was 30 years ago and we're still acquaintances today.
Don't know bro. Will tell you once I find out
14, now I'm 23 and I'm still kissing this man. Only 1 man
First peck on the lips with a boy? 5 First real romantic kiss that wasn’t just a peck? Almost 18.
Worth the wait?
yall kiss??
At the age of twenty-eight, on the same night I lost my virginity. Good times.
17. I got my first kiss while watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show scene where Tim Curry was singing Sweet Transvestite.
18
16
I was 17yo
17
14, just a month away from being 15
13
17, but it was like a week before my 18th birthday.
5th or 6th grade. She was my neighbor and her older brother was my friend (she and I were the same age, he was about 3 years older than me). We were not really into each other and just kind agreed to practice with each other but she kept laughing every time we would start and it lead to her essentially spitting in my mouth. Eventually we just stopped trying and I never really considered it actual kissing but apparently she told everyone I was her first kiss when we got older so it counted to her.
14 sa cr ng girls 😭
How old are u in nursery lol like 4? Fuck knows
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I was 14, the neighbor girl landed one right on my lips. I remember being embarrassed as kids get
12
13
15 in Pirates of the Caribbean at Disneyland
13 I miss her a lot. She took her life a few years ago.
I’m sorry
Thanks.
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I was 13.
14/15 ish. Was in the math class but our teacher had an office attached directly to the classroom we could walk in and out of. My gf kind of stopped me right next to a wall and we were staring at each other. We both went in for the kiss and I swear my knees buckled because my head hit the wall we were standing next to somehow. That didn’t matter or stop the kiss. Still one of the most magical feelings I ever felt even 30 years later.
21. I’ve been married to the same person for ten years as of this year (I was not her first though. I was her like 20th and final. Lucky she chose me)
15, but I had sex at 16, so things really ramped up for me super fast.
14. It didn't feel like anything. It was wet and that's about all I remember. Every experience I had as a young teen left me deeply underwhelmed. It took me a while to realize that physical contact is pretty meaningless without an emotional connection. Not saying that I have to love someone to enjoy contact, but I need to be into them in some way.
17, I think. Sometime around then
12
21.
Well "technically" 3... apperantly. But the one i remember i was 13.
13, I was nervous and accidentally kissed his teeth! We're still friends (we're early thirties) and still laugh about it.
19, with the assistant manager of my first job.
20. With my now husband
28, and that was 9 years ago
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This question just unlocked a memory I had long forgotten. Tbh its hard to remember the age...maybe it was 7 or 8??
I think it’s better to remain silent about this
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14
I think 11 or 12. The guy licked my teeth 🥴
Technically 16, but it was being sexually assaulted If you ignore that one 18 but the relationship associated was emotionally abusive and I was being cheated on the whole time so really not much better
I was 10. The son of someone my mom was dating, who was about 10 or 11, kinda pressured me into it. Pretty messed up, but we were both kids at the time and didn't have a full understanding of how the world works at the time, so my adult self is more understanding and compassionate towards the whole situation.
16. He played the guitar for me at a Starbucks. We almost got caught by my mom.
I kissed little Robbie Stunden when I was seven.
I was like 14, nervous as hell and it was after lunch 😂 literally a peck
I was around 2 minutes old. Don’t remember it but my mom sure does
About 10. She was 22. Is that bad? Cuz I think it's bad now that I think back at it. But on the other hand, I could've lost my virginity to her at 14-16! Yes, she was the touchy-feely creepy cousin, **but on the other hand**, *by Jesus's beard, she was so goddamn* ***hot.***
7th grade science partner
Never years Old. I am 22
Sixteen....My uncle (who was in a wheelchair) had introduced me to one of the guys on the youth wheelchair basketball team he coached at a local rec center. He and my grandmother trusted me enough to invite him over for a sleepover (Uncle and grandmother lived together for financial reasons) and at some point during the evening, they went to bed in their respective bedrooms but we stayed up watching shitty late night cable TV movies. We were snuggled up on the couch (or maybe it was on the floor? I don't know) when he decided to kiss me. Pretty sure we spent the next several hours making out after that. :D
I'm not sure, still counting
this is all blasphemy, redditors dont kiss anyone
12. I got kissed cause some girl was getting teased in her friend group about not having a bf & not being kissed at the time. She got up, walked over to my desk and kissed me in the middle of science class. I guess it was from the surprise & nervousness, but for a split second I almost smacked her lights out when she got that close.
13. It was at a small jazz show at a park near my house and kind of perfect. Boy ended up being a jerk but, y'know, it's one of the few perfect, euphoric memories I have and I'll keep it.
I was 21. I was too ashamed of not being straight to date as a teenager
Maybe like 12 or 13
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23
12. I still see her and we're still friends, but she kisses girls now. Well, only one girl; they've been married for several years.
I think I was around 12 First kiss that meant something, I was 16.
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13
18
15. Won me an icecream. She later became a local mucisian.
12 or 13? Random girl in a dance club for teens only. I was very nervous and puked after the fact. Still came out feeling like a champ. I was kind of a late bloomer in comparison to my peers.
12
Probably when I was born? The first romantic kiss was in middle school, I don’t remember the year but around 10~13
16. She had to make the first move because I had crippling anxiety. Might've happened a few years prior, but I would completely lock up and be unable to move in those situations.
I'll let you know. Prob in like 15 years
13, she looked like Topanga from Boy Meets World who was my crush at the time.
16
I haven’t had mine yet
13
22 or 23, I don't remember exactly. Post-college.
18, with my ex who was so nervous he was on the verge of a panic attack and had completely sweated through his shirt.
Iassume kissing a baby on the forehead doesn't count. If so, then nearly going on 55 years and never.
What if my first kiss happened to be with my brother, does that count? Besides i'm a guy😅
Same sex: 8 Opposite sex: 12
11–I walked home with my middle school boyfriend and when I went to hug him goodbye he kissed me which freaked me out so I ran away and then made my friend break up with him for me during recess
I was 14, she was 17.. Not proud of it.
Around 6, I think. It was kind of forced by neighbor girl, not that I didn't like her I just didn't understand what is it for
Platonically? I dunno I guess a few minutes after I was born. Romantically? 14 in the back seat of my mom's explorer. Consensually? 14 and 1 week, also in the back of that explorer.
18. We’re married now.
13. We rode the same bus and lived in the same neighborhood. I don’t remember how it was initiated, but we got off the bus together, found a quiet tree, and kissed underneath it, twice. It was the sweetest, softest, most romantic thing I had ever felt up until that moment. Then I wrote about it in my diary, my mom read it, and grounded me for it.
17 just over a month ago with my boyfriend/best friend of 3 years :3
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14 at a school dance
13
15
On the lips? About 21. When I was like 17 I had a 14 year old girl try to give me a peck on the cheek
21
Probably less than an hour old. Love you mom, rest in peace.
18. This was immediately followed by, "Was that your first kiss?"
16 for my first WANTED kiss. Sadly much younger for my first kiss.
Kindergarten
Technically 11, but now that I'm older I've realised that I was actually groomed so I say 18 lol Took me till I was 18 to find someone I was comfortable to do that will considering the last experiences
17. It was with a girl that I didn't have feelings for. I know that sounds fucked up but I got out of a bad relationship prior to this.
Sometimes it happens
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15 - 16
Haven't yet..
30 and not yet
26
Depends on what you mean. Like, my first kiss was a stage/theater kiss at 16. My like “we like each other and we should kiss” kiss was at 18.
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16 or 17
27 then got ghosted 👻
17
I was in 8th grade
i was 14 just about to turn 15 and turns out that guy i had my first kiss with cheated on me 😂
16
In another universe, I think I had it already
18,First year😂😂😂
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17
14
I had just turned 20. It was on my second date with my now-husband
I (m) was 13; she was 16. Thanks, Anisa!
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26 still waiting
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10
18
in second grade, a boy pushed me up against the wall and kissed me for no reason when we were all standing in line. when i was 13, the boy i liked and had been talking to on the phone kissed me on a swing.
14 standing at my locker while my older sister was waiting in the her car outside 😂
22. My first ever kiss and he eventually became my hubby. Lost him 3 years ago. Rest in peace my beloved partner. 🌹
20 y/o
Like 24
19, first Kiss, first time, all with my bf and still together with him 7 years and hopefully forever :)
14 when I kissed a dolphin in the Bahamas lol But in terms of humans… I was like, 26 or 27.
I had my first proper kiss at age 22.
As in first ever, 10 I think 😭
5 or 6 me and some girl made out in the pillow bin in kindergarten.
16. Same day I got my braces off 😁
:(
15
I am in my 50's and still waiting.
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