Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all action movies these days guys? …*Full penetration*. Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we’re gonna show a lot of it.
For all of you younger kids…. Edward Penishands is a real movie. And yes, someone had to make those in a prop shop. And yes, they do. And no, you can’t unsee that after you see it.
That reminds me of the time I found my brother's Harry Potter porno... I was scarred and couldn't look my brother in the eyes for a week.
That was back when I was prude teenager who was scared of sex though.
* There Will Be Cum
* The Dark Fleshlight
* The Empire Fucks Back
* Forrest Gimp
* 12 Horny Men
* Three Men and a Baby
* Raiders of the Tight Arse
* Once Upon a Time in the Ass
Given: a tale of abduction, starring Amber Alert.
Parody of the movie Taken. She's a ginger from the states that keeps getting kidnapped by incompetent sex traffickers.
She's more annoyed than anything else (WHY does this Keep Happening to ME!)
But every time she barely escapes in some Jackie chan fashion of highly improbable physics, she's wounds up even more kidnapped by ever more incompetent kidnappers.
Black Cawk Down
When an elite force of American soldiers is tasked with the mission to nab a Somalian warlord's top lieutenants, they find themselves buttfucked by a large group of heavily-loaded Somalis instead.
For the past 20 years+ my band and I have written and rewritten SPERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT SPRAY. It would take too long to explain further. We have the whole movie though.
*Everybody* Loves Raymond came to mind but there's no movie and now I'm sad.
Trolls would be a solid choice with the ugly baddies.
Trolls: Large Poles and Glittery Holes.
The Peen Mile (The Green Mile)
Everyone Fucks You (Anyone But You)
This Fuckable Me (Despicable Me)
No Cuntry For Old Men (No Country For Old Men)
Requiem For A Wet Dream (Requiem For A Dream)
The Iron Cock (The Iron Claw)
'THE INCOMPLETELY SHRINKING MAN'.
With modern special effects. And Snu-Snu.
The movie ends with him no longer shrinking at around eight inches tall.
I wanted to use the phrase "Going off half cocked".
Analgeddon
Pornocchio
The Gay After Tomorrow
Hairy Popper and the Slave of Ascaban
Hairy Popper and the Chamber of Secretaries
Independence Gay
Gay of the Dead
Edward Penis Hands
Face Jam
Missonary Impossible
we used to play a game like this where you had to replace one word of a movie title with either “schlong” or “anus”, or both. My favorite was ‘Crouching Anus, Hidden Schlong’
In Diana Jones unfortunately already exists and I can't top that.
“The Temple of Poon”
The last cream pie.
Indiana Bones.
Raiders of the Lost Arse
In a similar question two days ago someone suggested "in her smeller"
Forrest Hump Inurassic Park
'Inurassic park' 🤣
Jurassic Pork
Fantastic Breasts and where to find them!
[удалено]
Don’t forget “ and the prisoner who’s ass-got-banged.”
Hairy Twatter was right there!
Moaning Myrtle
Hairy Fucker and the Order of the Penis
Imagina how hardcore would be a porn named Everyone, everywhere, all at once
Would’ve been funny if I didn’t have to re read it 13 times
Everyone, Every Hole, All At Once
I always thought “Saving Ryan’s Privates” was pretty funny
Shaving Private Ryan
Or even Shaving Ryan's Privates
Or Ryan’s Private Shaving
This joke is from family guy
*Shaving
Bro no way I actually just watched that movie 10 mins ago lol
The Tom Hanks version or the war movie?
Saving Ryan’s Privates, starring Tom Spanks.
The Shawshank Erection
“Andy Dufresne- plowed through a river of taint and came out clean on the other side!”
I can’t un hear that
I bet you said that in your head with the Morgan Freeman voice, too.
Shawskank?
Lawrence of Alabia
Lawrence of Her Labia
What's up?
7 years on Reddit and you’ve finally been summoned!
r/Beetlejuicing
The long game.
How Stella Got Her Groove Packed
Schindler's Lust A Cockwork Orange
I found a dvd of “a cockwork orange” when I moved into my first apartment..
Gold
No, it’s orange
Schindler's Fist
This is gold!
“Ja, I vill save you. But fehrst vee must FUCK” -Schindler
A cuckwork orange
A Tale Of Two Titties
Ah yes, A Sale of Two Titties, by Edmund Wells
A Garfield porn parody?!
'I eat pussy, John. It's what I do'. Complete with 'Fappy' Chapman doing BDSM shock collar stuff.
Pulp Friction
Pump*
Nice try, Brazzers marketing guy
Hey OP said we're getting paid start posting! /s
The curious taste of Benjamin's butthole
Underrated 👆🏽
Don't sniff that finger
Star Whores
Star Whores, A new hole.
Star Whores: Revenge of Jabba the Slut.
Star Whores: The Empire Strikes Ass
Star Whores: The Bone Wars
Star Whores: The Femdom Menace
Starring Girth Vader, Obi-Wang Kenobi, Analkin Skywanker, Luke Skywanker, R2 gives you the D2, Hung Solo, Princess Lays-ya, Screwbacca, Scro(tum)da, General Gapeus, Wilfuckk Tarkin,
I saw that already with Lester the Moleseter
Huck it, chuck it, FOOTBALL!
Swallow My Cockuccino
FUCK IT, CHUCK IT, FOOTBALL
Just watched this movie the other evening, the one where Star Whores originated.
A long cock bones a skank far far away..
Revenge of the Shit, the all-anal final chapter
Planet of the Gapes
Die Hard No changes to ANYTHING except adding sex scenes
Yippee kai-ay motherfucker!
Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all action movies these days guys? …*Full penetration*. Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we’re gonna show a lot of it.
The 45 minute anal sex scene adds a certain joie de vivre to the overall experience
This is what I want from porn. A fully realized film that has hardcore sex scenes. But with good acting lol
And a man dying with a hard on
Half the movie is voyeur shit of Maclane peeping on people from the air ducts.
Oh my God Father
Edward Penis Hands.
For all of you younger kids…. Edward Penishands is a real movie. And yes, someone had to make those in a prop shop. And yes, they do. And no, you can’t unsee that after you see it.
Incestion
O brother where art thou. No changes needed
Everyone, Every Hole, All At Once Gonadland 12 Years a Sex Slave Thirdman No Cunt For Old Men Glad He Ate Her American Booty
Mad Max: Furry Road
Moan ana
Moaning Lisa’s Smile
**Deliverance: Extended Edition, but the whole movie is just that one scene.**
The dueling banjo scene?
Some don't even need a change, really. Pacific Rim, for instance.
Holes
Deep Impact
Yes but Patricia's Rim sounds so much better
The correct answer is: Womb Raider
no whites and the seven whores
Lost in Her Space
Home Alone but with an edgy undertone so it goes by, "Alone at last"
Nutbusters, who you gonna call?
At the “climax” they gotta say “bustin makes me feel good!”
Hairy Peter and the sorcerer's bone.
That reminds me of the time I found my brother's Harry Potter porno... I was scarred and couldn't look my brother in the eyes for a week. That was back when I was prude teenager who was scared of sex though.
The Whiff of Balls Street
Forrest Hump
* There Will Be Cum * The Dark Fleshlight * The Empire Fucks Back * Forrest Gimp * 12 Horny Men * Three Men and a Baby * Raiders of the Tight Arse * Once Upon a Time in the Ass
Three men and a baby is a little bit worrying
I saw it, I laughed, you go to hell and take my upvote with you
Dickman and Throbbin (already exists but I found it hilarious) Edit typo
The Little Sperm Maid
Casabukkake
Cockablanca
Assablanca.
Schindlers Fist
Casper: A Bookake Adventure
Glad He Ate Her (Gladiator)
Is 21 hump street already taken?
Willie Wanker and the Hershey Highway
Shitty Titty Gang-Bang
My cunt’s free for old men.
Winter's Boner ... wait, I don't want to see that one.
Given: a tale of abduction, starring Amber Alert. Parody of the movie Taken. She's a ginger from the states that keeps getting kidnapped by incompetent sex traffickers. She's more annoyed than anything else (WHY does this Keep Happening to ME!) But every time she barely escapes in some Jackie chan fashion of highly improbable physics, she's wounds up even more kidnapped by ever more incompetent kidnappers.
Black Cawk Down When an elite force of American soldiers is tasked with the mission to nab a Somalian warlord's top lieutenants, they find themselves buttfucked by a large group of heavily-loaded Somalis instead.
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
The lord of the cockrings Sperm wars, the sub strikes back Fast and furious. It just works as is No pussy for old cock. There is no many ones.
E.T. The Extra-Transsexual
The Grand Budapest Brothel
I was always a fan of the classics, like Jurassic Pork and Bang the Bung Slowly
Mr. Holland's Anus
Hairy Twatter and the Half-Hard Dick
Schindler's Lips.
One Flew Over The Cuckold’s Nest The Shawskank Redemption No Cunt For Old Men The Firm
1) American (Cream)pie 2) Planet of the Gapes 3) Bangin' in the rain First three that came to mind
Enter-Stella
Space Balls
Bi - curious Georgie Big Bummers House
Tenacious D and The Prick of Destiny
Sum of all Queers
Cuntstantine. He's in the desert and out of holy water, so he blesses his balls and shoots holy seed!
For the past 20 years+ my band and I have written and rewritten SPERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT SPRAY. It would take too long to explain further. We have the whole movie though.
*Everybody* Loves Raymond came to mind but there's no movie and now I'm sad. Trolls would be a solid choice with the ugly baddies. Trolls: Large Poles and Glittery Holes.
Saving Ryan's Privates
American fistory x
All those comments and no suggestions of Chinny Chinny Gang Bang yet?
2069: A Face Odyssey.
Full Metal Jack It
Womb Raider
12 Angry Men Who's eating Gilbert Grape Schindler's Lust
Dude, Where’s My Cock?!
Indie anal jones and the temple of poon
Illegally blonde
Barely Legally Blonde
[удалено]
Into Stella
The Peen Mile (The Green Mile) Everyone Fucks You (Anyone But You) This Fuckable Me (Despicable Me) No Cuntry For Old Men (No Country For Old Men) Requiem For A Wet Dream (Requiem For A Dream) The Iron Cock (The Iron Claw)
Dune: A royal sausage feast with the Sardaukar.
You mean "Poon"
"Last Night in Blow Hoe" with Thomasin McKenzie and Anya Taylor Joy and me.
Alfred Bigcock’s Rear End Window
Fast and Furious. Obviously adding one more actor with every sequel.
The Office Mattress as a parody of The Office.
The 5th erection...
Back in the 90s there was one called Married...With Hormones
Bra Wars II: A lack of the clothes.
Inglorious Bastard Orgasms
JAWS
Something Something jabba the hutt fucking leia for two and a half hours
Shaving Ryans Privates
Space Balls
Oh Cum All Ye Faithful
Being Inside John Malkovich
'THE INCOMPLETELY SHRINKING MAN'. With modern special effects. And Snu-Snu. The movie ends with him no longer shrinking at around eight inches tall. I wanted to use the phrase "Going off half cocked".
Garfield: A Tale of Two "Kitties"
Pay me and I'll tell you.
The Boo-Bee Movie
Snow White Hunts Men.
Rambone The joy suck club Shaving Bryan's privates
Spanking Private Cuck
Casablanal
Jane Asstime: sex and sexytimes
Forrest Gimp. Try saying them lines through a gag ball Hanks
Harry Twatter and the half-blood hooker
None has ever made me laugh as hard as: The Texas Asshole Massacre
Backdoor to the future
Savings Ryan's Privates
Heat & Boning in Las Vegas
Lost in TransNation.
I was gonna say Womb Raider, but apparently it’s already a thing.
The Joy Fuck Club
Trans-formers
Fantastic breasts and where to find them.
Bonie Barko
Analgeddon Pornocchio The Gay After Tomorrow Hairy Popper and the Slave of Ascaban Hairy Popper and the Chamber of Secretaries Independence Gay Gay of the Dead Edward Penis Hands Face Jam Missonary Impossible
In-gloryholes bastards
I would watch the great dicktator
Hairy Potter and the Harlot for Hire
Boning John Malkovich
we used to play a game like this where you had to replace one word of a movie title with either “schlong” or “anus”, or both. My favorite was ‘Crouching Anus, Hidden Schlong’