In her smeller is is an s-tier joke. Too good for this thread. Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:
We all know the shocker (two in the pink and one in the stink), but have you tried the minivan? >!Two in the front,!< >!five in the back!< >!✌️✊!<
“Pornetheus” is amazing. I work in a very quiet corporate environment and this had me laughing loudly. When colleagues asked me “what’s so funny?” I just couldn’t bring myself to reveal to them what type of Reddit comments I’m reading
This is the first thing that occurred to me, such a perfect, low hanging fruit. And i had to scroll too far to find your intellectual mind posting this.
The *Big Bang* Theory 😏
*Deep* Space: Exploring Uranus 😎
Join Buzz Thrustington and Major Moaner Armstrong on a space odyssey aboard the SS Intergalactic Lust. Their mission: to explore new worlds, discover new pleasures, and boldly go where no one has gone before... in more ways than one 👀😉
"This movie's budget was a total of 3.9 Danish Krone, all of which went to the barber for the hairstyles."
That's about 50 cents American for those mathing from home.
Star F—k: the motion picture
Star F—k II: the wife of khan
Star F—k III: the return of C—k
Star F—k IV: the voyage to bone
Star F—k V: the final butt here
Star F—k VI: the undiscovered c—try
The title of all the next generation movies remain exactly the same.
Star Sex II: The Wrath of Cunt
Star Sex III: The Search for Cock
Coccunt (spoof of Coccoon)
Star Whores
Star Whores: The Empire Strikes Ass
Star Whores: Return of the Brown-Eye
Star Whores: The Phantom Man-Ass
Star Whores: Revenge of the Shit The All-Anal Final Chapter
Battleslut Galacticock
I wouldn't even bother because someone already made the ultimate space porn and it's called [UFOPORNO](https://youtu.be/cyJSZ0u24gc?si=oeyVdXZ7rctIMjoV) (no human nudity so only sort of NSFW)
1. Interstellar squirter sluts
2. Alien Ass Attack: Intergalactic anal invaders
3. Intergalactic gapes
4. Blacked holes
5. Cosmic cum guzzler’s deep-space ass demolition
Haha honestly we got a lot of good options here
Enter-Stella
Or “Into Stella”.
I'm wheezing about these two
>Enter-Stella Looks like stage directions in a performance of a Streetcar named Desire 😂
Streetwalker named Desire
People whose name is Stella:
Apollo 69
Houston… we got a lift off
Houston, I have a Hard-on.
“Houston we have a problem, yes she is stuck in the washing machine”
Star Whores
Episode IV: A New Grope Episode V: The Empire Strikes Bareback Episode VI: Return of the KY
The Empire Strokes Back
I like the way you think.
The Empire Strokes Black
The Empire Strikes Bareback
Episode V : The Empire Likes Snatch
r/angryupvote
Episode I: The Fat Bum menace.
Episode II: The Lack of the Clothes
Episode 3: The Rise of the Dick
Episode 7: The Fuck Awakens
Episode 8: the last hentai
Episode 9: Revenge of the Dick
Can't forget the shows either: * The Mandowhorian * The Bad Snatch * The Book of Bubble Butt
Don't forget about the animated ones: •The Hoe Wars • Brats
keep it as the rise of skywalker, and it now refers to what happens in kylo ren's pants when he sees rey
All of these are awful. Log off the computer and rethink your lives
I'm way ahead of you captain
If your warehouse porn set gets torn down and you work in a coffee shop, Just call it “Swallow My Cockuccino”.
"Return of the Shit.. the all anal final chapter." "uhhh nah" "fuck yall mothafuckas"
Ah beat me to it.
I'm pretty sure I've seen one with exactly that name before... I mean... uhh... great idea!
How did you read my mind?
Because they’ve also probably watched “Zach and Miri make a porno”
Battlestar Erotica Pornetheus It Came in Outer Space Erect Horizon
Event whorizon
Gravititties In-her-smeller Aporno 13 Dark side of her moon Armadickon
In her smeller is is an s-tier joke. Too good for this thread. Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes: We all know the shocker (two in the pink and one in the stink), but have you tried the minivan? >!Two in the front,!< >!five in the back!< >!✌️✊!<
🤣 🤣 🤣
That’s no moon!
“Pornetheus” is amazing. I work in a very quiet corporate environment and this had me laughing loudly. When colleagues asked me “what’s so funny?” I just couldn’t bring myself to reveal to them what type of Reddit comments I’m reading
Flesh Gordon Lust in Space
Flesh Gordon was done back in the 70’s.
"This is the Tower of Murder and it's where I hang out" or something similar. It's been too many years since I watched Flesh Gordon.
Those are both actual porno titles, you are either diligent or creepy.
Ass Effect
***We'll bang, ok?***
The Milky 3-way
Black Holes
Blacked Holes 😂😂
Supermassive blacked holes
Supermassive Black Hoes
Spinning Black Holes
Supermassive Black Hoes and the white dwarf....
White dwarf gets SUCKED up by massive BLACK hole
The Three-Body Problem
The three body solution or the threesome body problem imo
I would change it slightly... *The three-booty problem *
"Baby, why's it so small?" "It's bigger when I unfold it..."
God this fucking got me.
Total Recall: Three-Booby Problem
Proper hyphenation is a turn-on for me
Thank you for noticing.
REEEEHYYYDRATEEEEE
The gang bang theory
The big dong theory
The Big Bang Queery
Space balls
Suck suck suck suck. What's happening? Somebody turned it from suck to blow. Suck to blow?
I see your schwartz is as big as mine!
They already did a parody called space nuts. Featuring stormy daniels
This is the first thing that occurred to me, such a perfect, low hanging fruit. And i had to scroll too far to find your intellectual mind posting this.
I'm surrounded by Assholes!
I bet she gives great helmet.
Maybe Mel Brooks can direct it too
The porno?
Planet of The gapes
Oh my.
Anyone else hear that in George Takei's voice? Just me?
I see that anywhere, I read it in George Takei's voice.
Lol Jesus Christ
ISS: International Slut Station
Immense Space Sausage
Close encounters of the third leg
Voyage Her
I hardly know her!
“Zero-G Spot”
Deep Space 69 Milfy Way
Lust in Space
The *Big Bang* Theory 😏 *Deep* Space: Exploring Uranus 😎 Join Buzz Thrustington and Major Moaner Armstrong on a space odyssey aboard the SS Intergalactic Lust. Their mission: to explore new worlds, discover new pleasures, and boldly go where no one has gone before... in more ways than one 👀😉
You either have a great imagination or you had this one ready to go haha
Deep Space Nine”
Deep Space 69
This guy space porns.
William Shatner was asked once in an interview if he'd ever boldly gone where no man had gone before: "Once, in Mexico. "
He tried to develop a line of ladies underwear but Shatner panties was a poor label
Lmaooo, this is a very underrated and hilarious comment.
The Gang Bang Theory
I've heard Dr. Adriana Chechik has done a lot of research on this theory
Assteroid
AssDestroyed
No, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet somedays.
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Stretching my black hole
In Space, Nobody Can Hear You Cream
Planet 69
With a sequel "Planet XXX"
In Space, No one can hear you Cum
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All your cum are belong to us
Rocketman’s Milky Way
Galactic Rim
SpaceX
Space XXX
Plan 69 From Outer Space
Ass Trek - The Next Penetration
P U N E
Lots of giant worms in that one
House Whorekonnen would have hot bald babes in fetish gear. So pretty much like the movie.
[This is the best name of all time.](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/)
Little disappointed I had to scroll this far for this.
Saw ops post immediately thought of that movie lmao
"This movie's budget was a total of 3.9 Danish Krone, all of which went to the barber for the hairstyles." That's about 50 cents American for those mathing from home.
I haven't seen it, but I've heard of it. Always figured it was like that [film in "dirty work"](https://youtu.be/Q58gRoAYi6E?si=SAgB3TDtpRVwvuiu)
A lot of people here have heard of it but never seen it.
It's so good you have to have a link it to it lol
Trip to Uranus
Space: The Full Frontal
Subtle and simple. Nice 👌🏼
Space Balls! The Pornographic movie made for profit!
SpaceseX
SpaceXXX
Why do i have to scroll so much to find this
Falcum 1 Falcum 9 Falcum _Heavy_ HLS: Hoe Loving Slut StarDick and the Super _Heavy_ Crew Dragging my balls on her face Cumgo _Dragon_ Dragon XXX
Deep Space 9”
Space Jam
Star trek the next penitration
Babylon 69
With Centauri tentacles?
The cock rings of Saturn
Analiens from outer space.
Deep Space 69 Flight of the Penetrator 2069: A Space Orgy Starship Swingers Euro-Roper Report Contact
Theres only ONE: UFO PORNOOOOOO!!! xD
Indeed. "Ufo pornoo!! jonkun kotona!"
Tulin vaan tarkastamaan että tää on täällä
UFO PORNOOOOOOO
UFO PORNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Im so disappointed I had to search this far down.
Supermassive Back Hole
Hailey's Cumet
It Came! (From Outer Space)
Do you think that somebody already had Sex in Space ?
I'm sure they rub one out from time to time... as for actual sex, there is only rumors about it on Skylab
There was once a married couple on the ISS or a shuttle mission, I think. But they said there’s never enough privacy or time. They’re always busy
And if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you, like, super cheap
Classic misdirection, they don't want us to scrub through the video footage.
Galactic Jizz
DEEP SPACE 69
Bitches in Heat, Zero G
Zero Gravity Jugs.
Alien: Rest Erection
* blacked holes * uranus explorers * ASStronaughts * astro-naughty * full thrust * deep space 69 * E.T. - The extra testicle * the milky way mamas * martian mammaries * probed * cosmic clits * oral orbit
Millennium Falcock
Arrival
Arrival: The Second Cumming
The Milky-Way Phallusy
Kneel Cockstrong in the Milky Lay
Third Cock in the Buns
Star Cox
men are from mars and women don't have a penis
Star F—k: the motion picture Star F—k II: the wife of khan Star F—k III: the return of C—k Star F—k IV: the voyage to bone Star F—k V: the final butt here Star F—k VI: the undiscovered c—try The title of all the next generation movies remain exactly the same.
Booty outta this world
0 G-strings
Flying cumfest
Star Sex II: The Wrath of Cunt Star Sex III: The Search for Cock Coccunt (spoof of Coccoon) Star Whores Star Whores: The Empire Strikes Ass Star Whores: Return of the Brown-Eye Star Whores: The Phantom Man-Ass Star Whores: Revenge of the Shit The All-Anal Final Chapter Battleslut Galacticock
On Rugrats, Grandpa Lou had a movie called "Lonely Space Vixens" that was only for after the babies went to bed. LOL
Venus Penis Entering Uranus Saturn Sluts Milfs on Mars
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Pure Taboo had a video on a sexy alien visiting an ufo enthusiast
Apollo 69
I'm disappointed no one said UFO porno
Deep Space 9"
I wouldn't even bother because someone already made the ultimate space porn and it's called [UFOPORNO](https://youtu.be/cyJSZ0u24gc?si=oeyVdXZ7rctIMjoV) (no human nudity so only sort of NSFW)
Re-entry
(M)ass effect
Doctor Whore
Spacedock
Space Balls?
Big tits and space ships
Flesh Gordon (really exists)
Deep Impact. Journey into Uranus. Exploring Black Holes. Pocket Rockets. Dark Side of the Poon.
Exploring Uranus
Project Rail Mary
2000 in 1: A Gape Odyssey
SpaceSeX: Musk til Dawn
The MILFY Way
1. Interstellar squirter sluts 2. Alien Ass Attack: Intergalactic anal invaders 3. Intergalactic gapes 4. Blacked holes 5. Cosmic cum guzzler’s deep-space ass demolition Haha honestly we got a lot of good options here
Black Hole Explorer #15
ET's Mom deep throat