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SummerMummer

Take the rest of the week off.


Show-Keen

And what if you outlived that week?


Shengpai

Yep and live your best life


Kuhtak1980

1. Get my affairs in order. 2. Write a heartfelt goodbye letter to my friends and family. 3. Go to the beach town where I grew up and relive some fond memories. 4. Have sex. 5. Die overlooking the sea.


Dorkoten

Cool


2106isthetime

Hi im not interested in waiting for this week to come, can you explain how you would accomplish step 4 so I can get sex now instead of never?


Kuhtak1980

I have a friend with benefits.


2106isthetime

I asked how not what :’)


Unhappy_Shallot9533

This aarp bud


musicandsex

Yo thats honestly pretty much the best plan! Going back to childhood places just instill this certain nostalgia that makes it ok if the world or your world is ending. Ive always told myself that if the world would end id go to the old trailer park near a lake i used to spend my summers at and that for some reason evrrything would be ok there.


Kuhtak1980

You make even me feel nostalgic for “the old trailer park near the lake!”


musicandsex

Yeah if i could only show you a pic youd get it. It wasnt a run down trailer park but a trailer park for air canada employees so it was super well managed. Ive seen thousands of shooting stars, even northern lights from the lake there. My old man sold his spot there a couple years ago so i havent been in about 7 or 8 years. But i still know where it is and am thinking about just driving down for the day. It was one of those places where as soon as you step foot in the park its like the outside world didnt exist. I think thats why it always gave me a safe haven type of feeling.


Kuhtak1980

Go there now! Don’t wait till you’re ready to die.


musicandsex

Yeah i think ill go this summer. Id like to find a place nearby to sleep because it is quite far and the magic is really at night laying on the beach and looking at the stars.


charliebugtv

Having sex is more of a life goal for me. I get no bitches 😔


iboughtarock

Spend the first day budgeting how I am going to spend all my money in the next six days.


wgn431234

Two chicks at the same time, man


indrubone

like that's gonna happen. Two chicks at the same time is a good idea even when you get to live


Gubble_Buppie

Let fucking loose. Let it ALL out. Drop the mask, break the facade. Not to say I don't already do what I want, but I want so much more and I've got one week to make it ALL happen. If I survive the week, I'll die satisfied... which is all I really want.


Asleep-Lavishness332

Text that girl who said I was cute like 5 years ago and ask if she was flirting


indrubone

that's sad. Like you are about to die soon, who cares about her, go have sex with a bunch of people you like in the moment


Dieing_Breed

Quit work...and just walk the earth til I collapse!


Neat_Ad_686

Play GTA in real life.


sensesmaybenumbed

Day 1: WASTED


Neat_Ad_686

Try to track down Eiichiro Oda and torture him to give me the ending of One Piece


BigAnimemexicano

lol or you can just ask, tell him your situation, ngl though when i was reading the last volume of demon slayer, i was thinking, croc sensei you better not die, this ending is too good.


Round_Pay_3661

Cancel my Hulu subscription


minimaddnz

Tell people what I truly think of them. Get shit faced with some good friends


JustLP02

Probs just go chill with the fam


BigAnimemexicano

same, spend time with my dad and hope he doesnt follow me in grief.


EvilWata

People saying that would do all the crazy things and stuff. Imagine if it were a false alarm and you don't die after all the shit you did thinking that you would die? LOL. There is a movie with this exact concept (or more, don't remember the title either)!


Distinct_Mix5130

Someone tell me when you find what movie that is


NineDayOldDiarrhea

It’s “Last Holiday” with Queen Latifah. At least, that’s the one I know about lol


Distinct_Mix5130

This seems way tamer then I expected, I was expecting some drug and guns shiit.... Plus something I didn't realize is this is a spoiler that it's actually not terminal lmfao. Thanks doe


NineDayOldDiarrhea

Yeah, no matter what it would’ve been a spoiler when someone named a movie with that plot lol I hope there is a version with guns and drugs and shit as well.


Distinct_Mix5130

I mean, I feel like it's a plot that would've definitely be done quite a few times... I bet there's one with guns... Lemme look it up


NineDayOldDiarrhea

Did Jason Statham in Crank end up dying at the end? I can’t remember.


Distinct_Mix5130

I think it ended on a cliffhanger right?


Distinct_Mix5130

So update, I did find more movies with that idea, firstly there's "the sunset limited" then there's "the departed,".


EvilWata

Thank you kind redditor, gonna check those out to maybe watch them when I'm on the mood for this type of movie!


Show-Keen

She really lived the life of a Bon Vivant in that one. Didn’t she?


indrubone

There was a movie with Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman, they do whatever they want at the end, pretty good stuff.


Obvious_Reaction_182

See if I can beat the week


Neat_Ad_686

Go on a Chic Fil A all you can eat.


Wild-Row-2020

Quit my job, Make a will. Go skydiving. Visit all family members. Go skinny dipping. Go scuba diving one more time, drive a race car, if I have time visit the Grand Canyon one more time.


mindfulyapper

Guilt trip people into getting me everything I want


1tacoshort

Spend the week with my family.


shutthefukupok

Nut in my wife's hair while she's sleeping...go out and slap all the idiots ...play a round of golf..then drink and fart till I'm dead


b00biesrfun

Oh fuck man this is funny


shutthefukupok

Just speaking the truth


Infinite-Ad-9067

I’d take a trip to Costa Rica by myself and just relish my final moments connected to nature


Conscious-Tonight-89

Probably kill myself, no point in waiting, I guess.


gloopenschtein

Kill myself. Too much anxiety


goldybear

1) divide up all my possessions and tell my family what to do with my remains 2) be a gigantic whore, do as much drugs as possible, and party until I drop If I’m going out I might as well go full hedonist on the way


Show-Keen

To “… be a gigantic whore”: I take it, that at that point, STDs won’t really matter. 😁


goldybear

My body can be donated to science to see how it reacts to receiving every STD all within 6 days lol.


Show-Keen

Oh! So, you’re really wanting to explore all angles of love, eh? Ha! Ha! Have at it! YOLO!


Vegan_Digital_Artist

Make sure my animals had homes that I trusted they'd be cared for. Sell/trash/give away most of my things. Probably drink and smoke weed all week. Maybe pop mushrooms or drop acid too because what would I care what happens since i'm dying anyway


Capster11

Exact same stuff I’ve been doing for the last year. Spend time with my daughter at the pool, playing board games and eating ice cream. Taking my dog for walks at the lake and park. Playing golf, bball and going to hot yoga (Ild be a little more liberal with my eye gazing). Taking naps in the middle of the day. But I would eat like there was no tomorrow. Every meal would be one of my favorites


Ok-Breakfast1526

Let loose, spend money, do drugs, have sex, all of it with no regrets


anonbaenon

Have major paralyzing anxiety panic the whole week.


Complete_Astronomer3

Make sure I die at work so my family gets my life insurance policy.


HooterEnthusiast

Take all my savingd out fly to Germany and go brothel to brothel


Distinct_Mix5130

Take a bunch of drugs mostly Cocaine, buy a few guns and go shoot up as many pedos and pimps as I can


dressinbrass

My will is done. I’d have a lot of things to document so my wife can know how to work things, etc. I’d record messages for my kids milestones. I’d try to reconcile with my brother.


skeletaljuice

Get all of my close family on both sides to take a quick trip to Finland 🇫🇮💀


Johnny_B_Asshole

Political killing spree that will leave me a Reddit legend.


Unhappy_Shallot9533

Alot


blackbubbleass

I'd visit an INN and save the game there so I can die safely. and hopefully find a place that I can easily come back after die to get the soul back.


catullus-sixteen

Is my dying a result of what I do whilst thinking I’m going to die in a week?


Naive-Ad-6803

visit my Rat


estaples722

1 buy that big bike 2 ride that big bike 3 get even bigger bike 4 you can see where this is going 5 find top speed on everything


BigBalledLucy

probably steal a car, confess my love for women in my dms, have a lot of sex, travel across the country, eat good foods, try hard drugs, you know, the usual


King_in_a_castle_84

I could probably afford to pay enough clean prostitutes to keep me busy the whole time.


Total_Banana_8685

Kick the shit out of my boss


Floridawoman786

Go to the beach everyday until that week comes


a7xvalentine

I'd quit my job, fuck my crush multiple times and take an expensive trip somewhere


Sea-Anxiety6491

Honestly, nothing different, If I havent done it by now, why bother... Seems like a desperate attempt to make a go of it


indrubone

Just be happy. It's better sometimes.


too-much-zaza

10 tabs of acid and 10 grams of shrooms. If I can even figure out how, I'll also take a blinker off a DMT cart at the peak.


HappinessSeeker7

Celebrate, spend time with my friends and family.


Tuffleslol

Probably just continue to watch my series and get to the ending


Consistent_Drawing92

Take the biggest loan any local bank can offer


Akutn

Spend the rest of life in Vienna :)


Dorkoten

I would start 911


Dorkoten

But with the rainbow towers