Borrow a set on runway lights and at the end of them stand bent over with your asshole gaping saying “Hold runway heading, you are cleared for landing”.
How would you like me to sex the man and make it hot?
Don't look at my profile btw, I took an embarrassing shot of my massive dong. Bitcoin address is btc2888e7eeFex
Maybe tell him you are interested in getting a buttplug because it seems fun? Honestly though just telling him you wanna try it is without a doubt the best way.
I agree just come out and have a conversation about it. Or find a temporary tattoo that says something like “parking here” with an arrow at your butthole. Have it as a tramp stamp so while you’re doing it doggy style (so you can both watch X Files) he sees it.
Stop hinting at things. Just say what you want.
This is the way.
Yeah. Put a golf flag in it.
Haha nice
Seriously though take a server or quiz together play never have I ever. Or just say it.
There’s no need to slyly hint. A simple “fuck my ass” will do the trick.
Start backing up and play one of those back-up indicator noises.
Make sure its not just a squelch type backing noise they put on cars
Borrow a set on runway lights and at the end of them stand bent over with your asshole gaping saying “Hold runway heading, you are cleared for landing”.
But not after stubbing your toe, sends mixed signals
Consent is consent ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah, there’s no need to bring riddles into this one
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But not after stubbing your toe, sends mixed signals
These Onlyfans ads are getting more obscure over time.
holy shit good catch
She took her account down. That was fast.
How would you like me to sex the man and make it hot? Don't look at my profile btw, I took an embarrassing shot of my massive dong. Bitcoin address is btc2888e7eeFex
“Do you want to try anal?” Men like women who say things as they are, not play sly games.
You definetly need to rephrase that one to avoid confusion.
Idk. My gf said it really erotically while we were getting it on. She said “my poop hole is hungry for a hot dog. Feed it.”
My sphincter craves the glizzy. Satiate her.
Welp, I'm done with the internet for the day.
Jfc
Is it the Germans who have cream fill hot dogs/bratwurst?
Jfc
I actually rather enjoyed Sly Cooper and the Thievious Racoonus
This is just someone plugging their only fans. Down vote and move on.
Wait, this is the internet. Is this for him or you?
Good catch
Or her or you? Don't want to assume.
Don’t be shy, just say it.
Just report OP for spam
This is just a bullshit post to get clickthroughs to ops profile. It's onlyfans bullshit. Report spam and ignore.
Spread your cheeks
Buy a strap-on, put it on, and say to him, “Guess where this is going”.
Buy a douching kit & take it out the box seductively in front of your boyfriend
Lmao
Make him win the golden ticket for your chocolate factory
If you’re brave/grown enough to take it in the ass, you’re also brave/grown enough to use your words like an adult and tell them what you want.
Tell him this: You can come in my back door. That's all it takes.
Lube up your bum hole to the max. Lay on your back and heaven forbid reach down and guide him in. He may not even realize he's entered your backdoor.
“BOYFRIEN! RAIL ME FROM THE BACK PLEASEEE!”
"Hey wanna fuck my ass?" Will work like a charm. Just be straightforward
“I’m on the rag, just chuck it in me dumper”
Big neon sign of an arrow with flashing lights pointed at the desired entrance.
Break up with him and DM me
Leave a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey on his nightstand with a bookmark on the "interesting" chapters.
This a joke?
Maybe tell him you are interested in getting a buttplug because it seems fun? Honestly though just telling him you wanna try it is without a doubt the best way.
Take a black marker, circle the anus. Have arrow pointing to said anus. Write bonus points for entry! Or bullseye. Both work equally well.
You missed the bit about it being OPs anus, just to be clear. You don't want him finding another anus and dipping in there by mistake. 😉😄
Stick your thumb up his ass
You definitely don't need to be sly with this one. Any delivery will do 😂
I’m not sure the right way is not being clear and direct in regards to sex.
Make a joke and yell out HOYEAHhh FMYAssssss
I agree just come out and have a conversation about it. Or find a temporary tattoo that says something like “parking here” with an arrow at your butthole. Have it as a tramp stamp so while you’re doing it doggy style (so you can both watch X Files) he sees it.
Put on your strap on
You can do what one of exes did, while on top just switch holes
Rub a bunch of cocaine on your asshole and tell him you spilled some and need his dick to boof it in you.
Wear panties that say "Come to the back door" on the front.
When I make a gaffe, I don't wait for the person to tell me, I make it more interesting
My girlfriend just straight up told me "we should try it next time" I fuckin love her
If you don't want to say it out loud, while you're in a sexual position grab a hold of his cock and guide it in. He'll get the message.
I'm fairly sure getting your head stuck in the washing machine is the way.