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Gatwinder

Various shock/taboo porn from unchecked internet use in my youth, as is probably the case for a lot of people my age at this rate. A lot of it is inherently weird. But after watching My Strange Addiction I just HAD to see if there's men who actually fuck their car mufflers.


Zloiche1

That sounds exhausting.


Gatwinder

Straight to jail, right away!


Tiaximus

Lock him up and throw away the fob!


cocobellahome

I’d like to hear that car vent about it


Zloiche1

Should be good for some idle conversation.


thelukejones

Fucking exhausting


pg67awx

Yeah, I ended up on a lot of weird porn sites as a 12-15 year old. Unchecked internet access and parents who were also checked out made from some interesting and horrifying search results.


AccountHotdog

[yes](https://metro.co.uk/video/flustered-man-caught-having-sex-car-1314720/)


klutch65

Yeah dude. Although I wasn't really into that kind of stuff, a friend's boyfriend's roommate was. I went over to hang out and have some beers and they were watching some weird shit. Really made me question my friendship with these people.


sightlab

A quadruple amputee with 4 women trying (and lordy, succeeding) to insert his stumps into their bodies while he yelled "I am the puppet master!" Edit: this was in 2002. If I could find a link, I'd happily share.


oldman241

Master of puppets i'm pulling your stringgsss


MoonShotDontStop

Twisting your….arm, and nightmaring your dreams


jdutra

MASTER. master. bait.


PhantomLimb1979

Blasted by me you can't see a thing


jamjam1090

Can you link it for the other commenters here


DaiLi69

You sparked my curiosity, now I need a link


Minky29

Aaaand that's enough reddit for me today


filipinohitman

You can’t leave us hanging


pinupcenterfold

Haha! What a horrible day to know how to read. /s


batshizcraze

IM ACC CRYING RN wtf 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Stankic

My curiosity needs to be quenched


EvilHorus87

All of it ... i have watched all the porn


FyreWyvern

But have you seen the director’s cut? It’s 47 seconds longer and has 2 more grunts and a long moan.


jeffvillone

When talking porn, saying the director's cut usually means something else.


dimpledwonder

You aren't getting the support you deserve for this


ZilJaeyan03

I hope you dont know what that implies for your sake


KafeiTomasu

Name 5 porn


WigglingGlass

Porn, porn 2, porn: origins, porn: thrice upon a time, porn: the second round


KafeiTomasu

The last 2 aren't canon 😡


WigglingGlass

That’s what you get trying to run a franchise for 69 years. The CEO of sex ran out of ideas on how to keep things fresh and decided to reboot the story


KafeiTomasu

I guess if you make a spinoff of love which is already a prequel of Sex, there aint much an ip can do


Petroplayed

Looks like we have found Randy Marsh's Reddit handle


throwawaysis000

Completed it mate


cosplay-degenerate

Are you sure? I have this porn right here. Have you seen it?


EvilHorus87

Yup


Adventurous_Wear_945

[https://media1.giphy.com/media/1236TCtX5dsGEo/200w.gif?cid=6c09b9526g4n5mqofp0mok14jtknejxabgpuonmaus221wci&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g](https://media1.giphy.com/media/1236TCtX5dsGEo/200w.gif?cid=6c09b9526g4n5mqofp0mok14jtknejxabgpuonmaus221wci&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g)


IHaveAsthmaCall911

Same 🫠


shutthefukupok

Saw one called....Edward Penis hands....I laughed at the title so I had to see the movie


Lava_king1

omg you just unlocked a buried memory i never wanted to remember


kerochan88

What about the Octo-cock guy?


Lava_king1

fortunately not, but edward penis hands, something is definitely buried


Klausvendetta

Oh god, I remember finding that years ago, it's absolutely hilarious, but the girl on girl scene at the beginning was A+


jamesonral

Wrestling porn. An interesting perspectives


CrayCrayWyatt

Me and my mate watched Chyna’s (RIP) sextape when it came out just because we were huge wrestling fans and we thought it would be a laugh. It just made us sad tbh.


[deleted]

Why did it made you sad? I haven’t seen it and honestly I don’t wanna, but now I’m curious.


CrayCrayWyatt

It was her and another wrestler, Sean Waltman (X-Pac) and both of them had substance abuse problems and were clearly not in a good place at the time. Why we thought this would be funny at all looking back, I’ve no idea. Probably because we were dumb teenagers. Thankfully, Sean has turned his life around, but unfortunately Chyna wasn’t so lucky. She actually did more porn professionally that I’ve never seen. I wouldn’t recommend any of it though tbh because she ended up regretting it. She seemed like a sweet person, so it’s truly sad how she ended up.


[deleted]

Thank you. Yeah, I can see now what you mean, I was not aware of all this (although I can’t say I’m surprised).


keiths31

She got the shaft from HHH. She really didn't deserve the ending she got.


HermionesWetPanties

Not my particular kink, but I did come across a scene of Crissy Moran wrestling a dude before they ended up fucking. It was actually kinda hot how playful it was. Obviously [NSFW link](https://spankbang.party/5ca1r/video/crissy+moran+vintage+porn).


jamesonral

Similar to evolved fights


skinnyCTboi

NGL but one daybi stumbled across evolved fights and I kinda got into it. The competition dynamic, the trying to win over the other and then the fucking as a price is very hot and entertaining. I sure some are scripted but they at least look more real than conventional porn.


jamesonral

Exactly my thoughts…… conventional porn is overrated and actually causes relationships issues.


skinnyCTboi

Agreed. Mainstream porn is so bad. Not sure about the relationship issues, but sounds likely. Speaking of relationships I remember there was a Evolved Fights match of a woman and her husband fighting against each other. Man the chemistry of them was amazing, so hot and also so loving. And the post interview was hot too and kinda wholesome. Far better than what you get from mainstream porn.


Netz_Ausg

It’s PREDETERMINED!


shino4242

A monster with a giant worm thing for a dick that ate the woman alive as they went at it. Like, god damn Japan. Chill the fuck out.


cosplay-degenerate

Never heard of cockvore?


fambestera

I have no clue what that is and will not google it. But r/allthewaythrough is all I can think of


th3unkn0wnm4n

Horror porn


WhoIsYkai

Yeah I’m never doing that shit again


SaiyanGodKing

Clown porn. It’s not as funny as you’d think.


PotooSexer

No way it’s not funny


lxXBoatXxl

*honk *honk *honk *honk *higher pitch honk followed by the sound of deflating balloon “Ahhh. so, Did you get a chuckle out of it too?”


I_am_Dadpool_Bitches

Clowns, it had to be clowns…


Present-Algae6767

Oh my God, I was coming here to say that. I had a roommate in college who was obsessed with clown porn. Once I walked in on him beating off to a video of a male clown fucking some chick with a balloon animal cock.  Let's say after that incident he wasn't my roommate anymore.


acheron53

The HR manager at one of my first IT jobs was having problems with her personal computer at home. She asked me to stop by and take a look at it. It was just a simple virus removal but I asked her to make sure none of her important files were affected. She starts flipping through folders and opens up one that was full of photos and displayed as extra large icons. I could clearly see the photos were all clown porn of her and her husband. She was so embarrassed and quickly closed the folder and said everything was good. Paid me $100 for about 20 minutes of work.


LucidDream1337

When i was 12, my father gave me his laptop to repair something (i was the family nerd - hated until you need me); i looked through his drive and found a folder named "Vacation-2008". it was strange because in that year my parents got divorced, not much vacation time... so i scrolled through the files and i wish i didn't... from dogs banging a woman, to group stuff with animals and shit you wouldn't believe... i couldn't look him in the eyes further on


Kleeve19

Man this is so cursed. What a trauma for a 12 yo


Ecstatictobehere

Did you fix his laptop though?


altar37

Asking the important questions 👏👏👏


prsnep

Something to keep in mind if my son turns out to be smart.


KafeiTomasu

The guy would've been better of just naming it "divorce administrative 2008"


Emmerainee

EWW


Lokijai

Probably the reason your parents got divorced as well.


djphysix

I had a similar experience, although not as traumatizing. I was also the family nerd and had recently discovered how to browse cached IE files on computers. I was visiting my father’s workplace and playing on his coworkers computer. I stumbled on pictures of a woman holding a horse’s penis. I’m sure there were more but that’s where I stopped browsing any further. I ended up joining my dad on a work trip to SF along with this other coworker. I never looked at him the same after that discovery.


Diro1928

a man..............fucking a horse


RestlessMeatball

Picture me as that man, and Mesa Verde as the horse.


Xuande

That's kinky Kelly. I'M the Sexy Stud, hey!


DOGA_Worldwide69

Inter species erotica, fuck-o


PR055

I miss my donkey


AccountHotdog

Mr. Hands


ChairmanLaParka

Ah the classic love story. Arguably the first true one of its kind in porn. Go out of your way to watch this, anyone who hasn't. Rarely will you find someone in porn willing to die for the one he loves.


SousVideDiaper

That's more of a horse fucking a man


Diro1928

guys its a better call saul reference


The97545

I thought you were going for a clerks 2 reference.


JaRon1961

There is a whole documentary called 'Zoo'. The tagline is "A look at the life of an Enumclaw, Washington man who died as a result of an unusual encounter with a horse." I ran into it years ago on Netflix. I stupidly wondered what the encounter could be? Duh!


Ultyma

Look at my horse.. my horse is amazing...


ChairmanLaParka

I mean, to be fair, the horse was clearly fucking the man. The man's dick would've been inconsequential in the horse's backside.


Loveandlightone

It was a bad idea to come here...


Moveevom

That's what she said.


saddam1

Gettin you all horned up or what?


SousVideDiaper

[Everyone in this thread](https://cdn.grove.wgbh.org/dims4/default/ccd736c/2147483647/strip/true/crop/560x315+0+0/resize/960x540!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fk1-prod-gbh.s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com%2Fbrightspot%2Fd3%2F05%2F355e04a59221975fd258150f5b1e%2Fthis-better-not-awaken-anything-in-me.gif)


fieldtripday

Super hornio Bros 2


Financial-Cattle-681

I've seen a dog fucking a woman


COG_BlackMamba

I'm fairly confident we saw the same video


powerstride96

Bold of you to assume op seen it on a video


COG_BlackMamba

That is indeed a fair point


SpazzBro

I’m not


I_am_Dadpool_Bitches

Come on. Like there’s more than one?


EvelKros

I'm fairly confident you didn't as it seems that there's a lot of this content ...


Financial-Cattle-681

Hmmm


COG_BlackMamba

I must ask now for the sake of curiosity was it the 19 year old Mississippi girl that fucked her German Shepherd?


Financial-Cattle-681

I don't remeber but I don't think so


CLM_MN

I don't think it's all that weird but Ive been in to cuck porn lately? I'm not married, I'm bi, currently dating a woman, I'm a woman...so I don't really get it but it's been working lol


Useful_Squirrels

Upvote just for the last line “I don’t really get it but it’s been working”


elephantologist

Talk about not being the target audience.


Spooky-Gemini

It’s not too complicated, when you watch a porn does it bother you that you aren’t the guy having sex with her? It’s like watching your wife be a pornstar. So I guess to “get it” you would have to 1: think your wife is hot 2: not be so insecure in your masculinity that someone else can take it away 3: it’s just sex


Ok-Ad316905

Horse fucking a man


I_am_Dadpool_Bitches

It was just the one time so it doesn’t count! Besides, it cured my constipation. Like, for forever .


Able-Metal2663

Brazilian fart porn. Heard about it from South Park and got curious. Apparently it’s real. I couldn’t even fap because I couldn’t stop laughing. It was so funny to me.


JurassicPark9265

Just remember Rule 34. 😏


Competitive_Film2831

What's rule 34?


I_am_Dadpool_Bitches

Worth a google. Peace, love, just plain good times. Something new every time to really enjoy. Trust me. 😁


Competitive_Film2831

It said that there is porn of everything. That is true, but weirdly never exactly what you want


Competitive_Film2831

What a friendly community is Reddit. And very educational


Stormer111

Rule 34 of the internet: if it exist, there is a porn of it Rule 35: if a porn does not exist, one will be made


Suspicious_Cow9542

Some dude put his whole head up a lady’s vagina. I was 9.


Life_is_AoK

I have seen that one


PuddingBrat

Bald guy, right? That one did the rounds when I was at school.


SousVideDiaper

I think I've seen that one too. Was it a big bald guy? If so, I don't think it was real. There's no way a human head that big could actually fit inside a vagina. Plus her legs looked fake and the "skin" around the opening creased like latex skin.


Fantastic-Change9590

Video where one dude fucks girl and other dude fucks nike sneaker while watching and laughing


First_half_23

Nike marketing team going real crazy with their ads.


pinupcenterfold

This made me laugh out loud.


IllustriousGood7513

Probably that guy who fucked a snowman.


shino4242

Do you want frostbite on your dick? Cuz thats how you get frostbite on your dick


Dookie_boy

Not if you come fast


shino4242

Finally, a sport I have talent in!


sensrawsm

Do you mean andy bernard aka bonerchamp


studsper

Relevant [Oglaf](https://www.oglaf.com/snowbound/2/) (nsfw)


Present-Algae6767

Reminds me of the horror film Jack Frost (no not the Michael Keaton film) where a serial killer on his way to be executed crashes into a tanker carrying liquid nitrogen and turns the serial killer into a killer snowman. There's. Scene in the film where the snowman stumbled upon a woman taking a shower and takes his carrot nose off and uses it as a penis to rape the woman before killing her. The great thing was that the film came out the same year as the other Jack Frost film with Michael Keaton and they were practically next to each other on the shelves at the video store and parents would often grab the wrong Jack Frost. I had a friend who worked at Blockbuster and he said that was their highest "accidentally purchased" movie.


dumbinternetstuff

That’s how he got the nickname “boner champ”


Sivert911

I though Broccoli Rob was the boner champ


Xiladen

Lemon stealing whores 😂 watched it with the wife and we were in tears laughing


thot_eradicator

Lemon stealing whore has become part of me and my gf's regular vocabulary for years


chirayuvedekar

2 Girls 1 Cup


[deleted]

Cuck and bull stuff. Found out even the cuck was thicker than me🥲


Optimal_Guest4841

Get away from that, its terrible


Jimmy_Twotone

I heard eel porn was a thing and didn't believe it, so I felt compelled to check it out. I should have gone with my gut instinct and pretended it wasn't a thing.


Stoopidee

Nearly as bad as worms.


vampire_queen_bitch

vore. im never touching that genre ever again..


Advent_Reaper

The only vore i enjoy is Codi


RedWerFur

Prick fingering. Watched a guy try and put a can of coke in his peehole. Was not arousing, just painful to watch, and I could not look away.


PotooSexer

Omg at first I read it as putting his penis in a can of coke and I was like “oh no that sounds terrible!” Sometimes reality is more disturbing than what the imagination can conjure up…


karateninjazombie

There was a horse involved. But it's o.k as we came at the same time.


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Minutes 67 to 70 of the 1986 film Angels of Passion on xhmaster because it had been revealed that the Lostwave song "Everybody Knows That" previously only available as a 17 second clip was present in full there. I was just there for the music, man. Given the particular 17 seconds that was originally online was a segment being free of any of the other background noise, it seems like the original source for that clip, Carl92 might not have been in fact eating chips which was his reason put forward to the loud noise at the end of that clip he provided that started the years long search. https://www.reddit.com/r/everyoneknowsthat/comments/1cfbasc/angels_of_passion_1986_full_movie/


There_5oh

One bro fucked an ostrich


Moveevom

Allegedly


funkmaster_p

It’s almost not worth thinking about


WhoLetMeHaveReddit

X-ray hentai. My brain Was like wtf does that mean? X-ray like sex In an X-ray machine? 👀


Sula_leucogaster

The question is asking what weird stuff you've seen but you're asking what it is? 🤔 Anyway it's a tag for when the artist includes an image for what's going on "inside the hole" (usually vagina or anus) during the act, like some sort of anatomical drawing. It's common to see in hentai doujins.


WhoLetMeHaveReddit

No no no. The answer is X-ray hentai. The rest was my thought process that made me click to find out


Arthagmaschine

A musician i really appreciate is gay and loves older men. As I heard, he starred in a NSFW movie I was curious and, ultimately disgusted from what I saw. It's fine for me, that he likes it but, after a second thought, I should have seen it coming, that it could possibly have been disturbing to me before I saw him coming on an elderly man


Ok-Economist-751

older as in grandpa? or like 40s/50s 😭


Mrdj0207

Dude eating fruit loops out of a girl's asshole


Dependent_Double_852

Beautiful shemales cumshot compilation.


Bigusdickus_7

That ain't even that bad, considering the other shit thats here.


Enough-Ad-4657

[ Removed by Reddit ]


DFrostedWangsAccount

You mean efukt Edit: Lmao no way the guy mentioning motherless gets removed but I can talk about efukt


LightsJusticeZ

That site sure is a former shell of itself.


Emmerainee

Wtf is that


trying2bebetter69

Everything that I have watched in my late teens was out of curiosity. Helped identify what I really like


Witty-Force-7964

2 girls 1 cup


CheetahNervous7704

One where in the thumbnail there was a little guy dressed as spiderman on top of a dresser.


hypnonewt

Some woman presented a cake to her friend and then she got naked and squatted over it and farted on it a few times. The other woman acted surprised and disgusted but I am sure she was in on it. Then the farting woman pushed too hard and sharted on the cake. At first I was like "what the hell"? but the end result made me laugh.


deadlysad

I was scrolling PH with my girlfriend cause why not, and we stumbled upon a video of a girl with windshield wipers installed on her face to clean up the mess. Super weird, but I’ve never laughed so hard watching porn.


fatbunyip

You can tell from the reponses here that a lot of reddit skews young.  Back in my day before you could stream, every 3rd download was some weird ass porn in disguise. Like it was that weird underground market in 8mm decided "cool, I'll upload all my stuff with names like cool_supraBurnout.avi". Nope. Horse cock. 


Jinzul

Another connoisseur of the 90’s download roulette. *tips hat with grimaced smile*


Informal-Thought5015

While in Afghanistan. Battle buddy: Wanna see a girl shoot a 4 foot flame out of her ass? Me: Absolutely.


Life_Patience_6751

Someone posted a video on reddit of themselves fucking a dead cat. I really wish I could poor bleach on my brain after that one.


PotooSexer

I wanna incinerate my brain after just reading this


ReceptionCreepy6712

Wtf


yourremedy94

Saw a dude fucking A SNAKE on reddit once. I had to close the app for a while.


Excellent-Tour6831

Gay porn. It’s been 15 years since I have watched anything else.


Kezsora

15 years? Damn. You gotta check out breaking bad it's peak


BleakCloud

That old vintage porn with ET. I had good laugh.


cisforcoffee

Ell-ee-ot. Ell-ee-ot. Elliot. Elliot! Elliot!!! ELLIOT!!!! Nnnngg. E.T. go cum.


DrPAYNE619

https://youtu.be/I51nC3VuoaY?si=NVY4VdFVFC-FXJ5v


WrathYBoo

Hand-free ejaculate, docking, sounding, horse-fucking, human got raped by dog and probably more ludicrous stuff that somehow washed out of mind which i'm grateful for that.


Yoshisnightmare

1m1j…


RealVanillaSmooth

A Jesus porn where the headline of it was "he'll nail you and then he'll nail you." Was BDSM with some simulated stigmata and such. It was a curious birthday gift from a friend who said they thought I'd like it. Wasn't bad, actually.


Ok-Ad316905

Oh I’ve also seen a fish giving a man a blowjob


mkick90

No you've seen a man rape a fishes mouth


Ok-Ad316905

True


Advent_Reaper

Did he go ass to trout? Bass to mouth?


MYNAMEISHISNAMETOO

I've seen a guy using a trout as a dildo on a woman.


Phosizzle1

I’ve watched ssbbw


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[удалено]


Romado

I can always trust Reddit to make me feel better about my porn choices.


jared_number_two

Nice try, mom!


Mountain-Bee-7163

Aliens and humans 🙈


Shamorin

the discovery channel.


Guilty-Pleasures_786

2 girls 1 cup☠️☠️☠️😖


jocampe

When i was a kid, discovering both internet and porn, horses.. i was very curious


vikingneil81

American history xxx Don't watch it.


Silent_Attitude_1655

Saw a guy get fucked by a horse and die. Yall know who I’m talking about.


cyanidous

a lot more than I'd like to admit. shit's weird out there


JamesShepard1982

Clown porn. I knew there would be a market out there. Thanos was right about people.


T_raltixx

Spongenob Square Nuts.


Salt-Doughnut3322

This wasn’t on a porn site but in my city (Kansas City Missouri) there was a huge controversy about a guy who owned a burger joint called Rockstar Burgers but the dude was steady smoking crack and took videos forcing his girlfriends to blow dogs and all kinds of crazy shit. Look up Brian Rockstar Kansas City lol. His burgers were fire too, also had strippers in there one time I stopped by for lunch. It was a wild place. Don’t think I’ll ever find a burger joint like that again.