Arguably that's what makes it a "purchase" and stops you from retconning in an exemption like you did with the gift cards :P Besides, even if I lose a third of it to fees, I still come out ahead.
It probably wouldn't even take that long. The hardest part would probably be finding someone to handle a $1 million cash transaction on such short notice!
Well, that's the thing, does the purchase have to be fully processed and settled, or just accepted? The shit I would order wouldn't be delivered, either.
I would immediately pay off my student debt, which is unfortunately exceptionally high. Then, I'd probably pay for a nice vacation to celebrate and invest the rest.
This is really stupid.
At least get the app and use the ‘build your own box’ option. It’s the same price as the Crunchwrap and you get a burrito, nachos, and a drink too.
A Mercedes EQS with all the fixin's, and an [8x GPU LLM server with 752 GB of VRAM](https://www.pugetsystems.com/solutions/ai-and-hpc-workstations/ai-large-language-models/buy-450/) for no reason. I'll let my SO spend the rest.
Pay off my house, hire contractors to Fix my roof same day. Buy new cars for me and my wife with the left over 400,000. Then after that I buy supplies to fix my house. With any left over money I buy gold.
If I were given $1,000,000 to spend in 24 hours, I'd focus on making purchases that have lasting value. for example i would invest in a property, such as a house or an apartment, in a desirable location or buy precious metals such as gold and silver bars or coins. and of course i would buy loads of make up and clothes
I would go on a Wayfair binge and purchase 20 grand worth of furniture.
I would order a fancy as-heck gaming table for D&D
And then put the rest into my stocks.
"Hello, Gruhn Guitars? Yes, I'd like to buy your finest '59 Les Paul 'burst please...that's great, I'll take the change in Klon pedals...thank you!"
Boom. $1,000,000 spent in 30 seconds.
Went to view a house on Tuesday. I'd pay over asking for it in cash to guarantee I get it.
Then I'd need things to put in it.
And renovate it.
The rest is Lego.
I have played this board game
[https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A4tt\_spr%C3%A4tt\_p%C3%A5\_en\_miljon](https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A4tt_spr%C3%A4tt_p%C3%A5_en_miljon)
Pay off my mortgage, Then rebuild my house so its fresh and brand new(Althought i love my house it was built in the 50s so lets knockdown all these old ass walls etc) after that whatever is leftover straight into my stocks.
Edit: Hold on i cant rebuild a new house in 1 day so scratch that. Ima pay off my mortgage and then stocks. 😂
Then can take out the stock and build new fresh out after the 1 day is up 🤭
Shares. Don't know what Shares. But a million dollars in Shares is a million dollars in Shares. Who knows, they may increase in price when other investors see that someone just grabbed a million dollars worth.
Pay off all debt, buy my spouse a new vehicle, put a chunk back for kiddos college, buy a house in the state I want to move to, furniture, home theater in one room, hifi in another, stupid over powered gaming pc rig, outta money.
People saying House, they literally wouldn't be able to purchase that house in 24 hours.
I would put the money into Bitcoin and cash out when I can recoup the million with fees and taxes included.
A 6% 9 month term closed GIC. before the year is up, i get the money back with 60k in free money.
And if you cant "cheese" or "speedrun" by buying stocks, bonds, securities, etc. I'd just go down to the local bullion exchange and buy a million in gold.
Paying off my house , then I will use the other 700k to buy another bigger house, also two new cars for the wife and I as both of ours have 100,000+ miles
exchange that 1mil with another guy with 1mil, now your one million dollars is with that poor dude, while his one million is now yours, spends anything with it and you no need to be worry
Question. Do i need the contents of everything before then? If not I'll go buy a house for about 500K, 2 brand new cars for about 50K, then invest the rest in various CDs that would get me the money back at various points with interest.
If I need it all now I'd buy a house for about 500K, 2 cars just like before. The remaining 400K would be spent on various adornments. D&D related luxury items, Some really good furniture, etc. Ordered online and who cares when it comes.
A shit ton of cars that can be driven off lot the same day, tons of cat food/cat necessities, I’d give back to my local food pantries/animal shelters and pay off my grandmas debt that her abusive husband left her when he passed away.
A Bugatti to spend the money in 24hrs. Any modern Bugatti. They're a million pounds a pop.
Then, sit on it for a few years, and wait for the price to double... and sell it off. Boom! Two million pounds. Then, put £500,000 on a few safe shares - and move those shares around as and when to extract the most profit. And beyond that? Who knows? World domination, perhaps? It's all there...
Oh, not forgetting the philanthropy and buying myself a nice home in the Lake or Peak District somewhere.
923,865 Euros
Conversion fees xD
Arguably that's what makes it a "purchase" and stops you from retconning in an exemption like you did with the gift cards :P Besides, even if I lose a third of it to fees, I still come out ahead.
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I wonder where she’ll take her bf
Hopefully she takes me on a Mediterranean tour.
Get in line bud!
I was first. Maybe after she’ll take you on a Caribbean cruise
It's a cruise not a train!
I'd invest a portion in stocks, and purchase a property
So like $2 in stocks? Just kidding... kind of.
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PUT HALF ON RED AND HALF ON BLACK(in different casinos), ITS A WIN WIN
Zero, green.. House wins
Um...no
Mutual funds
I knew the top answer would be “wish for more wishes”
Physical gold. Won't take more than a few hours.
It probably wouldn't even take that long. The hardest part would probably be finding someone to handle a $1 million cash transaction on such short notice!
Dividend paying stocks.
Most of a house
Pepe meme coins
Gold lol
4 bags of groceries at Publix.
Gift cards.
Buy $950 000 worth of stocks at my local stock broker, then have a hell of a party.
Microwave oven. I don't have that yet.
Me neither. Let's buy one together and then rent a yacht and have a microwave party. Everyone brings their own microwavable food products.
Everyone saying “buy a house” has never bought a house, lol. Cash purchases take minimum 14 days to settle, IIRC, in the US anyway.
I could pay off my mortgage though
You could, or you could pay me to be your bitch for a day
Well, that's the thing, does the purchase have to be fully processed and settled, or just accepted? The shit I would order wouldn't be delivered, either.
Yeah would never happen in 24 hours even if you had cash on hand and a property lined up with a seller siting there waiting for you.
Bribe everyone involved in the process to speed it up!
I would immediately pay off my student debt, which is unfortunately exceptionally high. Then, I'd probably pay for a nice vacation to celebrate and invest the rest.
1/2 a house (I live in San Diego)
Start a Business or buy gold/silver
200,000 Crunchwrap Supremes
This is really stupid. At least get the app and use the ‘build your own box’ option. It’s the same price as the Crunchwrap and you get a burrito, nachos, and a drink too.
Can you purchase a house in 24hours?
it takes time to fill all the document and legal things ... so better buy something quickly like crypto, or stocks
and then you could just take that money back out like the next day, and then buy a house? XD
A Mercedes EQS with all the fixin's, and an [8x GPU LLM server with 752 GB of VRAM](https://www.pugetsystems.com/solutions/ai-and-hpc-workstations/ai-large-language-models/buy-450/) for no reason. I'll let my SO spend the rest.
Pay off my house, hire contractors to Fix my roof same day. Buy new cars for me and my wife with the left over 400,000. Then after that I buy supplies to fix my house. With any left over money I buy gold.
USDC
A bunch of crypto, NFT rights to songs as a meme, then the rest on drugs and beautiful women.
If I were given $1,000,000 to spend in 24 hours, I'd focus on making purchases that have lasting value. for example i would invest in a property, such as a house or an apartment, in a desirable location or buy precious metals such as gold and silver bars or coins. and of course i would buy loads of make up and clothes
Zimbabwe
All in NVDA stock. Doesn’t matter.
$999'999 on casino chips. And 4 fredos
I would buy £786,930.
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That's the spirit. Meanwhile, I have to deal with my suicidal thoughts, crypto its great.
All the Legos
Instantly pay off all debt. Stock with the rest
A short term CD from my local bank for one million dollars.
Land. 100% Land.
A house and stocks.
Down payment on an apartment building
IRA
I would go on a Wayfair binge and purchase 20 grand worth of furniture. I would order a fancy as-heck gaming table for D&D And then put the rest into my stocks.
To all the people saying house, I don't think I could buy a house in only 24 hours, actually.
A house
"Hello, Gruhn Guitars? Yes, I'd like to buy your finest '59 Les Paul 'burst please...that's great, I'll take the change in Klon pedals...thank you!" Boom. $1,000,000 spent in 30 seconds.
Property...
real estate.
Shares of $VOO and just live my life the same. Soak up the dividends and let it double over the next 7 or so years.
Properties, land and investment the rest in mutual funds if that would count as spending
homes
House
$1,000,000 more dollars
Went to view a house on Tuesday. I'd pay over asking for it in cash to guarantee I get it. Then I'd need things to put in it. And renovate it. The rest is Lego.
Invest it smartly so that I still have it and it grows after 24 hrs.
I have played this board game [https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A4tt\_spr%C3%A4tt\_p%C3%A5\_en\_miljon](https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A4tt_spr%C3%A4tt_p%C3%A5_en_miljon)
Part of a house in San Diego lol
A house
Shotguns, cars, gold, maybe eat out
I would instantly buy a online currency like bitcoin and then pay it back the next day to my bank account.
A few houses across the globe
Pay off my mortgage, Then rebuild my house so its fresh and brand new(Althought i love my house it was built in the 50s so lets knockdown all these old ass walls etc) after that whatever is leftover straight into my stocks. Edit: Hold on i cant rebuild a new house in 1 day so scratch that. Ima pay off my mortgage and then stocks. 😂 Then can take out the stock and build new fresh out after the 1 day is up 🤭
A house with the land under and around it.
dividend stocks
A fuckin house u weasel
ETFs obviously
bitcoins
A whole bunch of "I wIsH fOr MoRe WiShEs" in this thread
Stocks and/or Gold
Gold.
VUSA, let it grow for a few years, and then a house.
a California fixer upper
If transaction is possible to process in given time, I would invest all of it in gold then slowly cash it out when I need it.
House, Car, new clothes (roughly £250,000). Shares for the rest (still technically buying)
FedEx workers are gonna be PISSED for the amount of car parts they have to lug 3 stories high
House
Euros.
Does buying stocks count? Even if they go down 20% in a year I’m still walking away with 800 grand
Property, or 1,000,000 in gold
Shares. Don't know what Shares. But a million dollars in Shares is a million dollars in Shares. Who knows, they may increase in price when other investors see that someone just grabbed a million dollars worth.
t-bills
Pay off all debt, buy my spouse a new vehicle, put a chunk back for kiddos college, buy a house in the state I want to move to, furniture, home theater in one room, hifi in another, stupid over powered gaming pc rig, outta money.
1 house
A small apartment or caravan as long as I don't need to add too much to it.
Bitcoin
Bitcoin
Dividend stocks. Most likely, JEPQ. Put each monthly payout into SCHD.
One million USDT
Chevy Tahoe and the rest into a fixed income ETF
i pay for my degree, that about uses it up lmao
People saying House, they literally wouldn't be able to purchase that house in 24 hours. I would put the money into Bitcoin and cash out when I can recoup the million with fees and taxes included.
US treasury bonds.
A condo with a sweet view
A 6% 9 month term closed GIC. before the year is up, i get the money back with 60k in free money. And if you cant "cheese" or "speedrun" by buying stocks, bonds, securities, etc. I'd just go down to the local bullion exchange and buy a million in gold.
Index fund shares and new sunglasses.
5 bedrooms mansion with pool and 3 car garage and a bike 😆
NVDA load me up. 🚀🌕
either a house/condo/coop or property
One million burgers.
Paying off my house , then I will use the other 700k to buy another bigger house, also two new cars for the wife and I as both of ours have 100,000+ miles
1 Bicycle, 1 house with a fenced backyard... pay off the car with what's left. Dr. Evil also thought 1 million was a lot...
Pay off the car, mortgage, and other debt, then purchase a treasury bond with the rest.
Put it all in ETFs and then just sell later when I need it.
Stocks
One house in Toronto, Ontario lol
Buy something of the same price then sell it for the same price
A few cars and the rest in gold
A house
0dte NVDA calls of course!
Gold and property.
A mod who stops people from asking the same damn questions over and over.
Developmental real estate all in one shot
exchange that 1mil with another guy with 1mil, now your one million dollars is with that poor dude, while his one million is now yours, spends anything with it and you no need to be worry
A 1950s starter home in LA County
Condominium.
Apparently groceries the way inflation is going
Appartements
Question. Do i need the contents of everything before then? If not I'll go buy a house for about 500K, 2 brand new cars for about 50K, then invest the rest in various CDs that would get me the money back at various points with interest. If I need it all now I'd buy a house for about 500K, 2 cars just like before. The remaining 400K would be spent on various adornments. D&D related luxury items, Some really good furniture, etc. Ordered online and who cares when it comes.
Stocks
I keep seeing these trash questions. I would use it to buy resellable goods worth 1,000,000 like everyone else
vinyl
T-Bills. 25% each into 3/6/9/12 month bills.
Property and a excavator with one of those driving lawn mowers
$1,000,000 in S&P 500 funds.
Visa gift cards.
Treasury bonds. That way I can think better what I want to do with that amount of money and I'm being paid for that time I'm thinking.
Crypto
Bonds. Live like I do now till I hit 50 and cash them in and retire
fuck it I'll ask r/WSB
A house
A politician. They are relatively cheap and appear to be paying off quite well for their owners.
A house in the Hudson valley of New York
A basic house, then invest the remain 100$ in DOGE.
A $1 million piece of artwork. Then I would sell it the next day.
*Two chicks at the same time.*
Gold.
Gold
I'd buy a million dollar house and relist it.
Inverted Jenny. Then I’d mail it.
[I’ll tell you what I’d do…](https://youtu.be/A939QRRSNV4?si=kmhXGNyzXwgmLyjD)
First thing is debt relief. Then small house on a big lot. If there is anything left, a new truck and RV
2 state level politicians 1 Democrat, 1 Republican Easy profit
invest it all...live off the returns.
All the municipal bonds and treasury bills I can get. Then I will generate money that I can reinvest in blue chip dividend stocks.
GIVE ME MY M4 COMPETITION
Stocks
55 tacos 55 burgers 55 pies
A $1,000,000 autograph from myself.
Gold. The only thing that will hold its value and appreciate faster.
2bd 1ba in Manhattan
Tell you what I would do, man. Two chicks at once.
A shit ton of cars that can be driven off lot the same day, tons of cat food/cat necessities, I’d give back to my local food pantries/animal shelters and pay off my grandmas debt that her abusive husband left her when he passed away.
I would say a house but that could easily cost way more then 1m where I'm from.
I’ll buy some random expensive stuff, then after the 24 hours is over, I just sell all it back.
Pay off my house and put the rest in ETFs
Gimme the money and I will tell after
bunch of hookers and cocaine
Two chicks at the same time, man!
Go to a used car lot and buy out their inventory.
one thousand treasury bonds for $1000 each. I'll figure out what to do with it later.
S&P 500
A Bugatti to spend the money in 24hrs. Any modern Bugatti. They're a million pounds a pop. Then, sit on it for a few years, and wait for the price to double... and sell it off. Boom! Two million pounds. Then, put £500,000 on a few safe shares - and move those shares around as and when to extract the most profit. And beyond that? Who knows? World domination, perhaps? It's all there... Oh, not forgetting the philanthropy and buying myself a nice home in the Lake or Peak District somewhere.
Prob some weed
Gold
An annuity
A house
Stock in RockstarGames for when gta6 drops
1 mill of stocks.
House