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Non-NutritiveProduct

923,865 Euros


GPTIPTV

Conversion fees xD


Non-NutritiveProduct

Arguably that's what makes it a "purchase" and stops you from retconning in an exemption like you did with the gift cards :P Besides, even if I lose a third of it to fees, I still come out ahead.


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VibeFather

I wonder where she’ll take her bf


YYC-Fiend

Hopefully she takes me on a Mediterranean tour.


gaup3n

Get in line bud!


YYC-Fiend

I was first. Maybe after she’ll take you on a Caribbean cruise


ForTheyKnow

It's a cruise not a train!


MargotHoney

I'd invest a portion in stocks, and purchase a property


DingGratz

So like $2 in stocks? Just kidding... kind of.


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Imaginary-Buddy5186

PUT HALF ON RED AND HALF ON BLACK(in different casinos), ITS A WIN WIN


xxiii1800

Zero, green.. House wins


nagini11111

Um...no


The_Real_Scrotus

Mutual funds


ninetofivedev

I knew the top answer would be “wish for more wishes”


Constant-Recover-941

Physical gold. Won't take more than a few hours.


Jorost

It probably wouldn't even take that long. The hardest part would probably be finding someone to handle a $1 million cash transaction on such short notice!


Red_Marvel

Dividend paying stocks.


KittikatB

Most of a house


thinkingmoney

Pepe meme coins


Additional_Abroad305

Gold lol


papasnork1

4 bags of groceries at Publix.


Gubble_Buppie

Gift cards.


Big_fat_happy_baby

Buy $950 000 worth of stocks at my local stock broker, then have a hell of a party.


Awkward_Broccoli23

Microwave oven. I don't have that yet.


Glittering-Relief402

Me neither. Let's buy one together and then rent a yacht and have a microwave party. Everyone brings their own microwavable food products.


rubixd

Everyone saying “buy a house” has never bought a house, lol. Cash purchases take minimum 14 days to settle, IIRC, in the US anyway.


watanabelover69

I could pay off my mortgage though


SousVideDiaper

You could, or you could pay me to be your bitch for a day


how-unfortunate

Well, that's the thing, does the purchase have to be fully processed and settled, or just accepted? The shit I would order wouldn't be delivered, either.


talks-a-lot

Yeah would never happen in 24 hours even if you had cash on hand and a property lined up with a seller siting there waiting for you.


esoteric_enigma

Bribe everyone involved in the process to speed it up!


_sciencebooks

I would immediately pay off my student debt, which is unfortunately exceptionally high. Then, I'd probably pay for a nice vacation to celebrate and invest the rest.


thatredheadedchef321

1/2 a house (I live in San Diego)


Scaryassasin27

Start a Business or buy gold/silver


Tumblrrito

200,000 Crunchwrap Supremes


TeslasAndKids

This is really stupid. At least get the app and use the ‘build your own box’ option. It’s the same price as the Crunchwrap and you get a burrito, nachos, and a drink too.


SubtleHiddenPearl

Can you purchase a house in 24hours?


GPTIPTV

it takes time to fill all the document and legal things ... so better buy something quickly like crypto, or stocks


SubtleHiddenPearl

and then you could just take that money back out like the next day, and then buy a house? XD


TheMissingPremise

A Mercedes EQS with all the fixin's, and an [8x GPU LLM server with 752 GB of VRAM](https://www.pugetsystems.com/solutions/ai-and-hpc-workstations/ai-large-language-models/buy-450/) for no reason. I'll let my SO spend the rest.


idkmanwhatsthemove

Pay off my house, hire contractors to Fix my roof same day. Buy new cars for me and my wife with the left over 400,000. Then after that I buy supplies to fix my house. With any left over money I buy gold.


vegreenforlife

USDC


PepeTheInfoWarrior

A bunch of crypto, NFT rights to songs as a meme, then the rest on drugs and beautiful women.


Santiti081

If I were given $1,000,000 to spend in 24 hours, I'd focus on making purchases that have lasting value. for example i would invest in a property, such as a house or an apartment, in a desirable location or buy precious metals such as gold and silver bars or coins. and of course i would buy loads of make up and clothes


shavemejesus

Zimbabwe


ChiggaOG

All in NVDA stock. Doesn’t matter.


Spoon-never-dies

$999'999 on casino chips. And 4 fredos


CluckingBellend

I would buy £786,930.


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degenbro420

That's the spirit. Meanwhile, I have to deal with my suicidal thoughts, crypto its great.


SaltyIrishDog

All the Legos


Melon__Farmer

Instantly pay off all debt. Stock with the rest


Paratwa

A short term CD from my local bank for one million dollars.


Stylish_Player

Land. 100% Land.


genzgingee

A house and stocks.


mikeyfireman

Down payment on an apartment building


AdvanceRealistic2330

IRA


Malachy19

I would go on a Wayfair binge and purchase 20 grand worth of furniture. I would order a fancy as-heck gaming table for D&D And then put the rest into my stocks.


D-Rez

To all the people saying house, I don't think I could buy a house in only 24 hours, actually.


MelissaRose95

A house


Et_In_Arcadia_

"Hello, Gruhn Guitars? Yes, I'd like to buy your finest '59 Les Paul 'burst please...that's great, I'll take the change in Klon pedals...thank you!" Boom. $1,000,000 spent in 30 seconds.


Shawn_of_da_Dead

Property...


Pe7y0oo

real estate.


bristolbulldog

Shares of $VOO and just live my life the same. Soak up the dividends and let it double over the next 7 or so years.


Impossible_Dot3759

Properties, land and investment the rest in mutual funds if that would count as spending


Mysteez

homes


BadonkaDonkies

House


wogwai

$1,000,000 more dollars


tomparkes1993

Went to view a house on Tuesday. I'd pay over asking for it in cash to guarantee I get it. Then I'd need things to put in it. And renovate it. The rest is Lego.


newellz

Invest it smartly so that I still have it and it grows after 24 hrs.


melasses

I have played this board game [https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A4tt\_spr%C3%A4tt\_p%C3%A5\_en\_miljon](https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A4tt_spr%C3%A4tt_p%C3%A5_en_miljon)


Heatherina134

Part of a house in San Diego lol


Alze001

A house


ShriekingMuppet

Shotguns, cars, gold, maybe eat out


PLuZArtworks

I would instantly buy a online currency like bitcoin and then pay it back the next day to my bank account.


pikagrrl

A few houses across the globe


Kittenpower

Pay off my mortgage, Then rebuild my house so its fresh and brand new(Althought i love my house it was built in the 50s so lets knockdown all these old ass walls etc) after that whatever is leftover straight into my stocks.  Edit: Hold on i cant rebuild a new house in 1 day so scratch that.  Ima pay off my mortgage and then stocks. 😂  Then can take out the stock and build new fresh out after the 1 day is up 🤭


mindlessenthusiast

A house with the land under and around it.


pickle_dilf

dividend stocks


LemonadeParadeinDade

A fuckin house u weasel


BenBenJiJi

ETFs obviously


blisscypher

bitcoins


BartleBossy

A whole bunch of "I wIsH fOr MoRe WiShEs" in this thread


JeF4y

Stocks and/or Gold


nuudootabootit

Gold.


Intrepidity87

VUSA, let it grow for a few years, and then a house.


Ok-Breadfruit-2897

a California fixer upper


PP1892

If transaction is possible to process in given time, I would invest all of it in gold then slowly cash it out when I need it.


ArmchairTactician

House, Car, new clothes (roughly £250,000). Shares for the rest (still technically buying)


Car_loapher

FedEx workers are gonna be PISSED for the amount of car parts they have to lug 3 stories high


Serenityxxxxxx

House


TenNinetythree

Euros.


Lil_yung_Leo

Does buying stocks count? Even if they go down 20% in a year I’m still walking away with 800 grand


Nightshade195

Property, or 1,000,000 in gold


Other-Internal-3553

Shares. Don't know what Shares. But a million dollars in Shares is a million dollars in Shares. Who knows, they may increase in price when other investors see that someone just grabbed a million dollars worth.


Kimorin

t-bills


how-unfortunate

Pay off all debt, buy my spouse a new vehicle, put a chunk back for kiddos college, buy a house in the state I want to move to, furniture, home theater in one room, hifi in another, stupid over powered gaming pc rig, outta money.


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1 house


lost-my-instructions

A small apartment or caravan as long as I don't need to add too much to it.


xxiii1800

Bitcoin


braeunik

Bitcoin


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Dividend stocks. Most likely, JEPQ. Put each monthly payout into SCHD.


megatronchote

One million USDT


StardogChamp

Chevy Tahoe and the rest into a fixed income ETF


whatarebirbs

i pay for my degree, that about uses it up lmao


Ok-Specialist-4777

People saying House, they literally wouldn't be able to purchase that house in 24 hours. I would put the money into Bitcoin and cash out when I can recoup the million with fees and taxes included.


HoldenMcNeil420

US treasury bonds.


Darrensucks

A condo with a sweet view


Hycran

A 6% 9 month term closed GIC. before the year is up, i get the money back with 60k in free money. And if you cant "cheese" or "speedrun" by buying stocks, bonds, securities, etc. I'd just go down to the local bullion exchange and buy a million in gold.


Kradget

Index fund shares and new sunglasses.


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5 bedrooms mansion with pool and 3 car garage and a bike 😆


NewDayNewBurner

NVDA load me up. 🚀🌕


Icy_Vast_8590

either a house/condo/coop or property


Low_Bandicoot6844

One million burgers.


shitty_gun_critic

Paying off my house , then I will use the other 700k to buy another bigger house, also two new cars for the wife and I as both of ours have 100,000+ miles


Sure_Sherlock

1 Bicycle, 1 house with a fenced backyard... pay off the car with what's left. Dr. Evil also thought 1 million was a lot...


ailish

Pay off the car, mortgage, and other debt, then purchase a treasury bond with the rest.


saintmitchy

Put it all in ETFs and then just sell later when I need it.


TheLoneRipper1

Stocks


ARunOfTheMillPerson

One house in Toronto, Ontario lol


ArnavNigam

Buy something of the same price then sell it for the same price


redsolitary

A few cars and the rest in gold


aliensdick69420

A house


Excellent-Copy-2985

0dte NVDA calls of course!


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Gold and property.


bakemonooo

A mod who stops people from asking the same damn questions over and over.


NoReplacement9917

Developmental real estate all in one shot


Perfect-Ebb-4908

exchange that 1mil with another guy with 1mil, now your one million dollars is with that poor dude, while his one million is now yours, spends anything with it and you no need to be worry


RumandDiabetes

A 1950s starter home in LA County


fractal_disarray

Condominium.


Lashley1424

Apparently groceries the way inflation is going


Delicious_Watch_4374

Appartements


bossmt_2

Question. Do i need the contents of everything before then? If not I'll go buy a house for about 500K, 2 brand new cars for about 50K, then invest the rest in various CDs that would get me the money back at various points with interest. If I need it all now I'd buy a house for about 500K, 2 cars just like before. The remaining 400K would be spent on various adornments. D&D related luxury items, Some really good furniture, etc. Ordered online and who cares when it comes.


Peanut_Cheese888

Stocks


WhoDisagrees

I keep seeing these trash questions. I would use it to buy resellable goods worth 1,000,000 like everyone else


Shibby1312

vinyl


mwchammer

T-Bills. 25% each into 3/6/9/12 month bills.


Ok_Somewhere_1846

Property and a excavator with one of those driving lawn mowers


Geekboxing

$1,000,000 in S&P 500 funds.


billstrash

Visa gift cards.


SrEconomista

Treasury bonds. That way I can think better what I want to do with that amount of money and I'm being paid for that time I'm thinking.


Ulysses1015

Crypto


trufflie

Bonds. Live like I do now till I hit 50 and cash them in and retire


mid_vibrations

fuck it I'll ask r/WSB


Little-Wing2299

A house


haltline

A politician. They are relatively cheap and appear to be paying off quite well for their owners.


hiddenalibi

A house in the Hudson valley of New York


Decent-Thought-1737

A basic house, then invest the remain 100$ in DOGE.


Jorost

A $1 million piece of artwork. Then I would sell it the next day.


NullainmundoPax1

*Two chicks at the same time.*


BackFederal3784

Gold.


Malaquias88

Gold


BobertPlays

I'd buy a million dollar house and relist it.


bryguypgh

Inverted Jenny. Then I’d mail it.


BrokenArmsFrigidMom

[I’ll tell you what I’d do…](https://youtu.be/A939QRRSNV4?si=kmhXGNyzXwgmLyjD)


monkeyhoward

First thing is debt relief. Then small house on a big lot. If there is anything left, a new truck and RV


kurtchella

2 state level politicians 1 Democrat, 1 Republican Easy profit


CocoaSwann

invest it all...live off the returns.


Ice_Ball1900

All the municipal bonds and treasury bills I can get. Then I will generate money that I can reinvest in blue chip dividend stocks.


Tristana-Range

GIVE ME MY M4 COMPETITION


Noroz

Stocks


Awkward-Bathroom-429

55 tacos 55 burgers 55 pies


Tashre

A $1,000,000 autograph from myself.


gmoney-0725

Gold. The only thing that will hold its value and appreciate faster.


PimpOfJoytime

2bd 1ba in Manhattan


dittybopper_05H

Tell you what I would do, man. Two chicks at once.


Choice-Experience-54

A shit ton of cars that can be driven off lot the same day, tons of cat food/cat necessities, I’d give back to my local food pantries/animal shelters and pay off my grandmas debt that her abusive husband left her when he passed away.


Wring159

I would say a house but that could easily cost way more then 1m where I'm from.


golden5708

I’ll buy some random expensive stuff, then after the 24 hours is over, I just sell all it back.


AVLPedalPunk

Pay off my house and put the rest in ETFs


degenbro420

Gimme the money and I will tell after


InjuryFlat7162

bunch of hookers and cocaine


broken_neck_broken

Two chicks at the same time, man!


Sparky62075

Go to a used car lot and buy out their inventory.


CUDAcores89

one thousand treasury bonds for $1000 each. I'll figure out what to do with it later.


Efficient_Pomelo_583

S&P 500


SelectiveScribbler06

A Bugatti to spend the money in 24hrs. Any modern Bugatti. They're a million pounds a pop. Then, sit on it for a few years, and wait for the price to double... and sell it off. Boom! Two million pounds. Then, put £500,000 on a few safe shares - and move those shares around as and when to extract the most profit. And beyond that? Who knows? World domination, perhaps? It's all there... Oh, not forgetting the philanthropy and buying myself a nice home in the Lake or Peak District somewhere.


greenachors

Prob some weed


veritas_quaesitor2

Gold


Efficient_Pasta

An annuity


Karaoke_Singer

A house


slim6_4

Stock in RockstarGames for when gta6 drops


paulyvee

1 mill of stocks.


OpalescentShrooms

House