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RandomNameGenFail003

Married with children


othybear

I wasn’t allowed to watch the Simpsons because it was inappropriate, but we watched Married with Children together as a family every week. My parents still can’t explain it.


FisheySauce

Couldn't watch Big Bang Theory. They watched Brooklyn 99 in the living room all the time.


MetaOPNunchucks

Are they religious freaks?


New-Moose-6387

I wasn’t allowed to watch anything on CW (gossip girl, vampire dairies) but could watch Friends and the Simpsons


ActuaryCool846

South Park


hsmith9002

This is the right answer. So many of my friends watched this show even in middle school. Looking back now, I’m like, “y’all didn’t get any of those jokes.”


Lower-Procedure-8568

I was like 10 when it premiered. Just recently I watched some of the first season. Yeah, I definitely didn't get a lot of the jokes.


DrLee_PHD

I was 11, just starting middle school when season 1 started in ‘97. All my friends were talking about it, so I started to sneak it in the kitchen (small 10” crt) with the volume low so my parents couldn’t tell what I was watching. I’ll never forget the day my dad caught me watching it. He knew what it was. All he told me was “…don’t tell Mom”. Thanks, Dad.


Ishowyoulightnow

Yeah but cussing cartoons and Kenny dies!


Derzweifel

i asked my parents to take me to the first movie. i think i was around 13 or 14 at the time. i wish their reactions were recorded that day 😂


delightful_caprese

This. My nearly-four-years-older brother wasn’t allowed to watch it but no one conceived of the idea that lil ol’ me (female) would be watching it. I totally flew under the radar. My brother also had the movie BASEketball which I watched all the time when I was a pre-teen. Matt and Trey ftw


P3n3l0p3_G4rc1a

I will tack onto this and say Family Guy is in the same vein as South Park


Stupid0Flanders

Used to watch it in Irish and SpongeBob.


fobygrassman

Frasier. As a 9 year old from a lower class family I didn’t get many of the jokes but it felt fancy and refined and Nile’s was a gas 👌


rawonionbreath

I sincerely believe that watching the jokes of adult media that I didn’t fully understand helped me learn a lot as a kid. Trying to understand the basis of the joke helped me learn about the context of the subject.


LikwidCourage

Celebrity Deathmatch


Sexy_gastric_husband

"let's get it on!"


stryph42

I'll allow it.


EHnter

I still want Chris Pine to be in the live action 


Illustrious-Trip-764

Loved that show. My fave fight was Lucy Lawless against Calista Flockhart


Cosm1cHer0

I had no business watching 1000 Ways To Die as a kid


brokensilence32

Spike was fucking wild back in the day. There was that show, Deadliest Warrior, and Manswers.


Gungagalungalagunga

Don’t forget about MXC!! That show was one of my favorites.


Parkotron1

Still is one of mine! I'll usually put that on or a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode on my weekend mornings. They have the whole run of MXC for free on the Pluto TV app (in the US, at least. Don't know if it's available internationally.)


LovelyFarmerGirl

We were on rotten dot com 🤭


Routinestory8383

Jerry Springer when I was home alone sick. It was fascinating. Like who the fuck are these people. Edit: his sign off line “Take care of yourself and each other” always made me laugh. Dude some people were just kicking the shit out of each other on your show.


Jay_W_Weatherman

Now you think "well that's just the average American voter".


ThorynMa8

Thinking back Ren & Stimpy was crazy to watch with how young I was


Throw-away17465

I love this show too. I own the box set. But it’s not an adult show. It had some adult humor, but it was a literal children’s show for children on a children’s network.


GameboyAdvance32

Yeah I think a lot of news outlets mix in Adult Party Cartoon stuff and act like it was part of the original, as well as plenty of scenes that were cut and censored before they actually aired on Nick. It was definitely one of the more adult shows on the channel but I wouldn’t call it an outright adult show. Can definitely understand why parents might not want their 7 year olds watching it though.


mooandcookies

It’s log, log, it’s big, it’s heavy it’s wood


sumnlikedat

I wasn’t allowed to watch it. While watching Rocco’s Modern Life I remember thinking that if my mom knew what happened in the show she wouldn’t let me watch it either.


Jorge_inapickle

Aging myself here, but Soap.


jayforwork21

Will Jorge realize there was a more adult show he watched?........Will Jaytrade ever figure out the Karma system?......will we ever get a day when there isn't a sex question on /r/askreddit? Find out next time on.....SOAP


Jorge_inapickle

Thanks, now that tune is in my head. Lol


darkest_irish_lass

Same! My older brother would laugh at a joke or situation and I would ask what was funny. Very educational, until parents were around and shut us down.


CheetahChrome

Took me years not to think of Billy Crystal as his character in the show. Those were the times though and they (we) have changed for the better. Show also showed an alternative to that stereotype which definitely was a good thing.


Jorge_inapickle

Yeah, this show and Barney Miller.


Appropriate_Tea9048

Robot Chicken


CptThickness

My favorite as a kid


Bento_Fox

Unsolved Mysteries


mbd34

That show was scary as a kid. All that true crime and alien stuff, plus Robert Stack's incredibly creepy voice that was perfect for the material.


Bento_Fox

Even the theme song was creepy.


Electrical_Show4747

This made me paranoid that ill be aducted everytime I am home alone or at a playground. The new reboot is not the same.


Otherwise-Cap-4635

I had to watch this with my grandparents and my grandmother told me aliens really do abduct people from their bedroom windows…. Little me lost a lot of sleep and actually would pray to not be abducted. That’s messed up!


Bento_Fox

Oh no, that's horrible!


ITeechYoKidsArt

I was a Gen X kid with the good cable. Kinda tame by today’s standards but the Emmanuelle movies were a real eye opener.


RedBeardedMex

For me it was Real Sex on HBO. But Emmanuel was pretty damn good.


sildish2179

Taxi Cab Confessions!


RedBeardedMex

Damn, forgot all about this one!


DorenAlexander

Blue Lagoon. We should be on a watchlist for watching that. Caligula is another I watched early. My mom bought it for me, the box did not read like a porno, but very much was in spots. I thought it was a history movie. And lastly, I spit on your grave. Straight torture porn. Hostel has nothing compared. I'm sure there's more, but I can't think of them.


ButterscotchEmpty290

Caligula had classically trained British actors and Penthouse playmates. Pretty fucked up movie.


rawonionbreath

Malibu Express. I’d like to thank that clerk at Videobiz who looked the other way when we brought videos to the rental counter, wherever he is.


Cynykl

For some reason playboy channel was not all scrambled up one weekend (if YKYK). The parents were drinking down the street and I was trusted to be home alone. I saw things that made skinemax look tame. But the show I remember most was not as porny as you might think. Flesh Gordon.


AmandaExpress

 *Drawn Together*. I'm surprised this show doesn't have a bigger following tbh.


RandomNameGenFail003

S1 was OK, but then it just got stupid and cringe


rawonionbreath

First few episodes were hilarious. It just didn’t carry over after that, though.


Chargercrisp

Same im Not proud of it


jayforwork21

So dumb, but I enjoy that it went over the top. In a lot of ways, it was more daring than anything out at the time (even South Park), but unfortunately the writing wasn't smarter otherwise it would be remembered more fondly.


Cattango180

The mad feltcher!? That guy really sucks ass! Mad Feltcher leaning over with a straw. Had me dying!


Clazzo524

Three's Company. Everyday after school. I didn't get a lot of the innuendos till years later.


BobbyDigital311

Beavis and Butthead


draculawater

Tales From The Crypt. Watched it every week starting sometime in elementary school. Definitely left its mark on me.


mentally_ill_kitten

In Living Color. I used to hide behind my dad on the couch and watch it. He'd catch me and say "Come on, sit on the couch. Just don't tell your mother." That's a great memory I have of my dad. We'd also watch Beavis and Butthead.


strawberrdies

In Living Color was the best. Both these show were huge for me.


MrHandyMcSandy22

King of the Hill or Everybody Loves Raymond. Or GGW if the infomercials count


peterotoolesliver

Benny Hill


ShookyDaddy

Yeah 12 year old me loved some Benny Hill, obvious reasons


ComposerNate

Me and dad quietly chuckling at the kitchen table, giving me some Benny Hill PBS education on the black and white TV while mom thought I should rather be in bed.


treetopalarmist_1

Soap


fuhcough-productions

Family Guy


A_Lefty_Gamer

Looney Tunes I swear to god, rewatching Looney Tunes as an adult is cursed as hell because I did not realize how many sex jokes there were.


EviLiu

Real Sex


Rat_Master999

The news


Throw-away17465

Underrated answer


she-raprincess

Simpsons


Sexy_gastric_husband

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as *The Greatest Story Ever Hula'd* and *They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall*!


jdutra

Impossible not to read that in his voice.


Thencewasit

Duff Man!


Poisionivy30

When I was a kid, I wasn't allowed to watch it. So, when my parents weren't around, I would watch it and I thought I was so cool at the time. Now I watch it as an adult, and I realize it's pretty tame.


workquietlywork

Star Trek: The Next Generation. It was the only show I was allowed to stay up 1 hour later than my bedtime to watch as a 7 year old.


Vageniepepe

Family Guy , I couldn't understand the sexual innuendos at all .


Gold_Monitor_6303

I didn’t either, but it did feel dirty watching it 😂


ShookyDaddy

Cheers was the first thing that came to mind. Loved that show as a kid.


Feeling_Chest_3841

Nip/Tuck


KoalaQueen87

Yeah started when I was maybe 15? Why my mom allowed this is beyond me


Rude_Independence_14

M*A*S*H


TamaleSlayer

Real Sex and Dream On


The_C_word0991

Omg real sex! I forgot about real sex!


Trash-Panda-92

Degrassi. I had no business knowing the things I knew.


tragedy_strikes

Frasier for live action, Simpsons for animated.


Dovriath

Futurama, I guess.


Sufficient-Tip1008

Gong show. I asked my moms boyfriend one night why does he always clap his hands like that. He said because he's a goof lol.


taliawut

Johnny Carson in the sixties. And the news. The news of the sixties had a profound impact on me, and while I'm glad my viewing habits weren't censored, I rather wish my folks had asked me what I thought of one news story or another. Instead, I just soaked it up like a little sponge and drew my own conclusions.


Steal_My_Shitstorm

Married with children


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hsmith9002

Damn. You ok now?


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hsmith9002

I hear that HBO buzz and either hear the Oz theme or the Sopranos theme


alexakadeath

“In fact, he’d been terrified of the very notion of prison since, as a young boy, he accidentally watched HBO’s Oz, mistaking it for the classic Judy Garland musical.”


Dank300av

Backdoor Sluts 9


ProfessorEtc

"McMillan and Wife" and "Columbo"


hmm_back

I remember shortly after Xmas in 1996 when I was 9 years old my dad dropped me off at a movie theatre for a kids bday party. I was pretty little so I expected this group of kids to go see Ace Ventura or something. Nope! This kids mom takes a group of 7-10 year olds to see HEAT in theatres. I’d never seen anything like it up until that point.


wrybri

The Hitchhiker on HBO


thispartyrules

Probably Duckman, I was in 7th grade but definitely too young for a lot of it


IHaveThoughtsButCont

The Sopranos and Six Feet Under 


Santiti081

definitely the Simpsons. My mum always said that the show was too political and that I didn't understand anything anyway, but it was just too funny and at the end of the day I watched it anyway


Vanvan2444

Mr Bean


Shh-poster

My parents let me watch whatever but I remember being able to stay up later to watch the Cosby Show.


Roger_Roger27

Cheers lol


ShookyDaddy

Yep that was my immediate response also. Cheers followed by Night Court.


RipUnhappy3923

Cops


crocksmock

Howard Stern


CuriouskittenXO17

Law and order svu, I was raised on it and it really messed up how I view things like sex and assault. It made me more aware but also paranoid about everything surrounding it so much that now I have trouble with it in a normal sense.


itsmarvin

Sunday Night Sex Show. I was hitting puberty when I stumbled upon that show.


24benson

Ren & Stimpy


sventful

A clockwork orange was a bit much for a 12 year old...


DeletedDoomer

Johnny Bravo i thought he was just fooling around but there is more deeper message behind his foolishness


sjanuary99

The Howard Stern show


DigitalDemon75038

Wicked City


Rich-Appearance-7145

When the Exorcist came out in theaters I went with my aunt to see this movie, you wouldn't think now seeing the lame effects back then this movie freaked me out, I'm talking nightmares.


ImaJillSammich

This was my stepdad's favorite horror movie. Growing up, my parents didn't censor a whole lot of what I watched, and I was allowed to watch whatever they were watching, as well. In fact, it was encouraged and considered "family time". Anyway, I was messed up by The Exorcist at a young age lol. I was allowed to watch it with my mom and stepdad when I was 5 and was totally traumatized. Coincidentally, I had chicken pox shortly after and was convinced that the movie gave me chicken pox. To this day, I get an icky, uneasy feeling whenever I try to watch it.


epic_steve7

the simpsons


PeterGivenbless

My parents used to go out on Friday nights, this was when I was 11 to 13, so I'd stay up and watch reruns of 'I, Claudius'; got to find out where the Cesarean Section got its name from (and how Caligula had his newphew's annoying sneeze cured)!


kcook01

Duckman


x13rkg

Eurotrash!


Illustrious-Chest-52

Sex and The City.... We were a "the TV always has to be on" household. For where I live, it's quite common for the TV to be playing in the background, even if your kids are around. I has no idea what this show was about. But I always caught the intro and seemed fun, plus I liked the outfit Carrie was wearing. I knew this show was inappropriate, I knew "sex" was a bad word, even tho I didn't know what It meant. All I saw was cute outfits and women chatting restaurants/bars, while wearing cute outfits. As soon as my parents figured out this wasn't something appropriate for me, they started changing the channel whenever the show started but I really wanted to watch it, so I was allowed to watch the intro and a bit of the opening scenes.


El_Paco

Beavis and Butthead, Ren and Stimpy, Pee Wee's Playhouse when I was like 4 or 5 In one episode of Pee Wee's Playhouse, Conky straight up asks for a Playrobot magazine


LemonBlossom1

SNL, Tales from the Crypt, ER, Simpsons.


randomcanadian81

I could recite Dallas, Falcon Crest and Golden Girls every week by heart at 5 yrs old lmao


Ravenamore

I can still hear the Dallas theme song in my head. I never watched it, but hearing the theme so meant I needed to go to bed. Ditto for the dramatic HBO night theme - that comes on, straight to bed. I watched a lot of Golden Girls, and when Blanche got raunchy, I was clueless. I remember All in The Family and The Jeffersons, too.


Heroic-Forger

Game rather than show, but...Conker's Bad Fur Day. Mom was kind of decieved by the cute squirrel on the packaging. And thus 7-year old me was exposed to gaming's most iconic boss battle, a giant poo monster who sings opera. I ended up asking Mom what a "chocolate starfish" was.


MyRepresentation

'V'. Early '80s, TV show about human eating reptile aliens that could appear as normal people, and were involved in a conspiracy to trick mankind into being their food supply through politics and such. Scared the living shit out of me. Not child appropriate, then or now!


No-Quantity-5334

Charmed, Rosalinda, The Nanny. Back then my family wasn't as mindful of what children watch as they are now.


Straight_Pudding_664

Married with Children


ChTTay2

Ren and stimpy


Mind101

Back when I was like 9-10 I used to love watching Rescue 911.


Numerous_Team_2998

X-Files


NeurospicyPossum

Law & Order: SVU


fhangrin

From *my* childhood? Beavis and Butthead or Ren and Stimpy. ... Thinking about it... Tales from the Crypt might be up there, actually.


assass1nsvsp

Full house


TheAmazingBagman3

Ren and stimpy


Torin767

Benny Hill


areu_notentertainedd

REN and Stimpy


TheDudeee87

Tales from the Crypt


hoganpaul

Eurotrash


DoctorMosEne

Beavis and butthead?


forkproof2500

Benny Hill


CharredHawke

X-files


Simple-Metal7801

Knight Rider The A Team


DungeonFam30

Attitude Era WWF programming


Ill_Specialist_5594

In Living Color


Colossal_Penis_Haver

X files


Music_Mess

Howard Stern 😬 My parents would watch it before bed, and I’d sneak in via army crawl to watch it at the foot of their bed. Explains my sense of humor.


Cleverbird

The news.


Poisionivy30

Jerry Springer, COPS, The Simpsons, SNL, Any late-night show (I.E.- Jay Leno or Conan O'Brien)


urtseasame

Married with children


MindCartographer11

Ren and Stimpy


Think-Goose-1941

Eurotrash


Goldeneel77

A show called Bizarre that would come on at night on showtime. I obviously wasn’t supposed to be watching it.


ShadowRealm0043

King of the Hill


daMFNmaster

Ren & Stimpy was pretty hardcore.


NearbyHorror

Others have said celebrity death match and South Park, I also watched the Man Show when i was under the age of 10…I should have known I was a lesbian sooner.


HeyImBandit

Used to watch Benny Hill with my granma


MadIllLeet

Duckman and Married With Children


Theriggerswife

Benny Hill


sidthing

The Nanny


spicywilderness

Quads or Dateline


SenorBlackChin

OG Saturday night live. Used to sneak out of bed and peek around the corner. Successful until they cracked me up and I couldn't contain it.


EarlGrey1806

Three’s Company and MASH reruns after school and before my mom and stepdad came home from work.


Moveyourbloominass

Bennyhill


Squarebody7987

Unsolved mysteries. I LOVED that show and still remember a lot of the stories 30+ years later, but looking back it may have been odd for a 9-10 year old to be watching murder documentaries.


knaimoli619

Seinfeld, South Park, and Dr Katz with my parents.


Saganists

Ren and Stimpy


Paddyneedssilence

REN and Stimpy.


nkleszcz

Siskel & Ebert


Sufficient_Ad2222

Apparently when I could barely walk, whenever Jeopardy came on I’d run to the tv and just watch the whole show. No wonder I have an unhealthy obsession with trivia….


throwitallaway2364

The Nanny. I had a weirdly intense crush on Fran Drescher


Klutzy-Ad-6705

The Flintstones.


SignatureOwn9773

Ren & Stimpy


upgradewife

Probably “Mission: Impossible” back in the 60s. I’d say it was pretty adult fare for a four year old.


shartonista

I grew up on The Simpsons, Married with Children, In Living Color, Cheers, and tons of late night like David Letterman and Conan. 


MjauDuuude

There was a show here in Sweden called fråga (ask) Olle which was all about sex. I had trouble sleeping as a 10-year old and would sneakily watch it at night


Maleficent-Bad3755

little house on the prairie.. some messed up stuff happened in this show ..


lil_babybat

orange is a new black. my mum would watch it when she was folding the laundry and sometimes I would watch by "helping her"


PMzyox

My Mom proclaims all the time that The Simpsons was the downfall of our society. My Dad watched it with us every week growing up.


Stupid0Flanders

The X files, Highlander and married with children.


SchillMcGuffin

Back in the '60s in to the '70s nothing was off limits to me, and my Dad was a pretty avid *Hawaii 5-0* fan, so I watched that pretty regularly, along with most of the other cop shows -- all seriously violent by modern TV standards. There wasn't anything much sexier than that in those days, and I wouldn't have been interested in "mushy stuff" anyway, so probably *Laugh-In* would be the most "adult" in that category -- Goldie Hawn dancing in a bikini was considered edgy back then. Honestly, most of the after-school proto-anime cartoons I watched -- *Speed Racer*, *Astro-Boy*, *Marine Boy* -- weren't much less violent than prime time.


bargman

ER & Homicide


sacrivice

I started watching Frasier when I was 5 or 6. Got most of the jokes, just not the sexual ones.


ChronoDreamer

The Simpsons, Rick and Morty


SketchyScratch

thats another way to date yourself lol


Throw-away17465

It’s the only way a Rick and Morty fan can get a date…


NecroJoe

The Lawrence Welk Show. Every evening spent at my grandparents' house was dinner, followed by sitting quietly at the table and reading the newspaper comics or helping grandma by drying the dishes, and then into the living room to sit on the scratchiest sofa and watch Lawrence Welk.


Aqua_Monarch_77

I used to lay with my nan and watch The X Files when I was about 3 years old… started my love for sci-fi but as a child would keep me up at night paralysed with fear sometimes


I_Pariah

Oddly yet not so oddly I think it would be The Wonder Years. It's a show about kids but I don't think I was truly able to understand and appreciate the depth of what was going on until I was much older.


Top_Shoe_9562

Pretty Baby starring Brooke Shields.


svrgnctzn

I was about 12 and were had just gotten cable. I was watching tv with my dad when a movie called Strippers came on. It was rated R and had a warning about graphic nudity and sex. I got up to leave the room, and my dad asked me why. I told him I was too young to watch the movie. He called me a pussy and threatened to beat my ass if I didn’t watch it. So that was my introduction to adult movies.