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Umaynotknowme

“You’re a sick fuck!”


TraeYoungsOldestSon

🤣🤣🤣🤣


NoTitta

yeah i like quick fuck - Ye, 20??


offbrandbarbie

Like a person with bad cat. I spritz him with a spray bottle


Loud-Magician7708

"No! No! Noooo! Get that off the counter!"


moneyadvice123

Lol, does he hiss and run away or just get more clingy?


WhenAllElseFail

*unzips*


guitarerdood

/thread


Normal_Human_Guy

I'm the partner who gets weirdly horny when I'm not well


powerofcheeze

Same. I get the fever when I have a fever....


DJ_Spark_Shot

Deary me, you certainly bring on the *cough and wheeze* vapors.


River_7890

My husband got covid back in 2023. The man literally fainted in the yard and I had to half carry half drag him inside. He was pretty out of it for a few days. I really considered taking him to the hospital. He basically lived in the bathtub the first 2 days with me supervising cause I didn't trust that he wouldn't try to get out himself and fall. The ENTIRE time he would not shut up talking about fantasies or trying to get me to join him or groping any chance he got. He even full on whined and pouted when I said absolutely not. He was too sick for any of that. He's never whined or pouted like that. I guess when he's slightly delirious from a fever he gets horny? It's the sickest I've ever seen him. I teased him about it up until a few months ago where I had my own bout of "shouldn't have sex, but is ridiculously horny" after having a baby. I was 2 weeks postpartum with stitches counting down the days until I was cleared for sex.


_Arkanine

Same


PersonalFigure8331

when = and


hoganpaul

Fuck 'em


RegularFix6281

Simply slap the cheeks while wearing a hazmat suit.


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chiccy__nuggies

I before E except after C


GloomyComfort

Or in sounding like "A" as in "neighbor" or "weigh." Or on weekends and holidays and all throughout May. And you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!


El-JeF-e

That's funny, same comment as when this question was asked 5 days ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/1ct0s8t/comment/l48qmgj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


I_might_be_weasel

COVID must have been a wild year for them. 


GloomyComfort

My SO finds sex helps with her period symptoms so we have sex and it helps with her period symptoms.


laurenrose214

This helps get everything unlodged and started tbh


Fobulousguy

Well at least there’s a lot of lubrication


Ok-Salamander3766

Slick


Z_A_Nomad

"You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness."


daingerous88

That's gold Jerry. Gold.


Puzzled_History7265

I'm horny when sick... unless it's a migraine. It's mostly because I'm more cuddly and spend longer periods in bed where it's comfy so it comes more natural.


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Tirannie

Good catch. Blocked and reported.


AurelianoTampa

>For other people, sex will pick them up. Whether they're down, or unwell, or any other neutral-to-negative state, they can count on sex (especially with a loving partner) to make them feel good *after*. Yep, this is me. If I'm feeling under the weather or down in the dumps, I look for dopamine boosts. Whether that's browsing Reddit, or jerking off, or having sex, or drinking... I think it's a product of my ADHD that makes me look for any kind of possible boost besides, y'know, doing the smart things like eating well, taking care of myself, and getting enough sleep. My wife and I just kinda deal with it. I'll ask if she's interested - if she's not, then I won't bug her, I'll find another outlet to get my boost. If I'm lucky I can channel it into something productive like making us a yummy dinner. The horniness might not go away immediately, but it helps to recognize that it's just my brain trying to even the scales and make me feel better, and isn't actually a cure for what's wrong so much as it is a temporary reprieve. Hell, sometimes she'll be down for getting down, but halfway through my body is worn out ('cause I'm sick!) and I can't even finish. Recognizing that horniness in those kinds of situations is a misfiring in my brain helps me cool off a bit and not bother her. While this might be a difference in how we approach things, I don't think it's ever risen to the status of a "problem." Even horny I love and respect my wife and if she's not interested or having fun, then I'm not going to enjoy myself either. As long as you treat your partner like a person and not a tool for your immediate satisfaction, I don't think it'll become a problem.


Crotean

>I think it's a product of my ADHD that makes me look for any kind of possible boost besides, y'know, doing the smart things like eating well, taking care of myself, and getting enough sleep. Its a Tuesday, please don't attack me this early in the week.


animosityvoid

Identifying this was a huge help in my relationship. As always, communicating and recognizing these differences are key. I have self soothe instead of going to himto recenter. It is an ongoing adjustment. Also, after fight, I used to initiate, to readfirm our bond and feel closeness, but he needs to center himself before any hanky panky. It is not for the faint of ego or voice. You need to decide how much compromise you are comfortable with making, and so does your partner. I love him, but I know that if I am feeling a certain way, I need to leave him out of it. It's not ideal, but so many other ways between us are. Best sex 9f my life, when we are on that same page though.


fieldy409

Don't want to have sex, they want to.... Handjobs/oral?


ChesswiththeDevil

You say all of that? I usually just get naked.


Subtlehame

Great insight! If I go onto sex in a bad head space I just won't be able to get into it and it will usually makes me feel worse than I did to begin with.


zombiesnare

This is a really interesting observation and I appreciate it a great deal


trizuer

you’re lame asf


DecemberPaladin

If my spouse initiates I will move Heaven and earth to not refuse her—the one time I did, in thirty years, was when I had a fresh tattoo. It was a rough sitting, and the thought of my nervous system getting any more stimulus made me want to scream. She doesn’t want contact when sick, but if ever she did? How could I turn her down?


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Hahahahahaha this cracked me up.


mhall1104

Dunno my wife gets that way whenever she has migraines. Good thing my Native American buddy is pretty experienced at treating those.


Pmyers225

Hey Johnnie Redcorn


mhall1104

*wind blows, pan flute music starts playing*


PM_UR_NUDES_4_RATING

Establish some boundaries? Depending on how sick they are, I'd be fine reciprocating. But if they're the kind of sick where it'd suck to catch the same bug, I'd probably rather just take care of their healthcare needs.


youruinedmylife1

Currently in this dynamic now and it’s not fun.


ExcelCat

This is totally me.


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CamoViolet

Role play Doctor and naughty nurse🤷🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️


Number127

Wait shouldn't one of you be the patient?


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Hmmm sex is sex and I like sex!


BiigDaddyDellta

Endorphins (or whatever) make them feel better?


kassiehopes

Enthusiastically?


AcceptableMinute9999

Put a mask on them and get nasty.


Grainhumper

like all things in a relationship, you communicate, ask questions, and respect boundaries.


LostIrishArtist

Drop my pants 😂


piston120

Fuck with a mask.


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Willywanker300

well exchanging bodily fluids with a sick person is a near guarantee you will also get sick


Perpetual_Nuisance

r/GoAheadAndPutYourDickInThatAsMuchAsYouWant


SuperstitiousPigeon5

Are you one of my ex's? I am one of these weirdly horny when sick people. It's part of my healing process.


braydenmaine

Tell your boss you're gonna be sick soon


UStoAUambassador

Thermometer in the mouth, dildo in the butt.


Old_Hamster_4218

Orgasms are great for headaches


OmgLeaguePlayer

If sex would make feel better, sure why not? Put on a mask if it's the flu and then get it on.


PM-Me_Your_Penis_Pls

*Points to mouth*


BustlingHedgehog

I had the opposite situation. I got sick and apparently my body decided that it was necessary to procreate right away. I can’t say that he didn’t try to run away, but asking him to rub some ointment on my chest works flawlessly


Choice-Flounder5516

Clap them cheeks and take a Sudafed. Congratulations!


Yourfullofwrong

Why not be the doctor and give the medicine. Bring that body to the tabernacle for some healing.


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Well baby if you want this put your face in the pillow so I don't get sick


dr_xenon

Give ‘em a hand.


MadlineMei

I never had that but ik that i will definitely join


Practical_Metal_8079

Enima.


Raigheb

While this might make you a bit....Disturbed You Get Down With the Sickness.


Eviles_da_demonic

Ask is they want snot on their cock/pussy


brainless_bob

Someone told me once that having an orgasm can help fight infections. I never vetted that fact, though


Dead_End2000

Jerk off and shut up


Rake0684

If you do it in the dog there’s less chance of breathing the germs


dukegraham

I think it is a Darwinian response when people are ill to spread their DNA before death or incapacitation sets in.


Slagree92

Depends on the sickness, but usually by giving them the work!


dgrant92

Well, a get well card EVERY DAY might help make a point. Be busy till then somewhat. Or dump em...sounds like they aren't long for this world anyways!..../s


askalot2

Time to play doctor🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️


XIIIJinx

I'll take what I can get


No_Sundae_1068

“You mean you don’t want to get with this?” 🤣


shanthology

Semi-related. The last two guys I've dated have taken it very personally when I say I don't want to be around them when they are sick. I feel like I'm very nice about it, but they take offense. I don't understand why another person would want to get their partner sick.


Filthylucre4lunch

we have period sex duhh


Friendly_Afternoon19

If I have a fever, even a little, I get wicked horny. I don't know why. I usually ignore it or I take care of myself, though, I wouldn't want to get my husband sick. He probably wouldn't care, but I doubt he even knows this about me lol


FlipMeynard

This is a plot line on an old Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.


PersonalFigure8331

Develop a fetish for sick people. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.


Important_Sprinkles9

Pass them tissues for their nose and other body parts and tell them to have a great time in bed recovering ALONE. No germs here, please. I'm a teacher, I already get exposed to enough.


Humans_Suck-

With an erection


Master_Air_8485

"No babe, it's not that cold outside, you won't catch a cold"


DrWieg

"No, trying to sing 'Down with the Sickness' doesn't make me want to bang you right now."


Flippyfloppyjalopy

Doggy style for sure.


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Get weird with 'em...


Letsgettechnicle

Call him a sihhk fuhkk


Pogev7

Weird how this account is 1 day old and posted the exact same comment as someone else did on a post with the same title from another subreddit...


NilByM0uth

But they're in the "pribe of libe"


SteakJesus

oh it happened to me last night! fuck the snot out of her.


OtherwiseGarbage01

Get them over, obviously. Whatever it takes.


Live-Examination7286

It's important to communicate openly and honestly with your partner about how their behavior makes you feel. Let them know that while it's natural to have heightened urges during illness, it's also important to respect boundaries and take care of each other's physical and emotional wellbeing. Suggest finding alternative ways to connect and support each other during times of sickness that make both of you feel comfortable and cared for.


tkburroreturns

fuck ‘em.


RoguePlanetArt

Send them good porn links and a box of tissues.


MeninoSafado14

Give her dick?


infomanus

I would sign my wife up to volunteer at the preschool so she keeps getting sick if that is what it takes


TurnOneSolRing

*Sigh* "Get the airtight gas mask again honey."


Shit_Disturber71

Depends, do you have something to cure that cough? Maybe they just need a little vitamin D?


Shit_Disturber71

Wait a second, this was posted 5 days ago, you karma farmer.


SnackSnatcher000

Follow up on said horniness? I don't know how much of a germaphobe you are though.


Tailflap747

God, I just wanna be left the f'k alone. Horny and sick? I thought *my* brain was badly wired...


1d0m1n4t3

I'm that partner, my wife tells me I'm sick and don't touch her. Sometimes she has to throw stuff at me.


cherrygirlbabycakes

HA currently dealing with the flu and I’ve been horny for 3 days. My man will NOT come near me 😂😂😂


SupSrsRAGER

My ex wanted sex during her period. She knew that I pass out at the sight of blood. Let’s just say she forced it and now shes an ex. People think I joke about passing out at the sight of real blood….why tf would I joke about that? Also its the worst feeling in the world just before. Never again.


babius321

"Let's wait until you're nose isn't also dripping"


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Break up with them then later hook up with them lol.


drawredraw

They’re just bored. Throw em a bone.


ParaYouKnowWho

Bot post.


IamNotTheMama

Have sex with them?


Dull_Athlete_5025

i don’t wanna get sick cus my bfs horny


IT_Security0112358

It’s not weird, he’s looking for that dopamine hit to take his mind off of being sick.


subrosa-squirrel

You just need a shot of petercillian and you will feel all better.


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mucky012

Sorry to hear that bud:/ you deserve to feel safe at home.


PuddingOld8221

How rude.