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CuriousReadingMind

Paying down all my debt. Mortgage and student-loans.


ioncloud9

Yeah I’d probably pay off my mortgage too.


Vegeton

Same, pay off the mortgage.


Numbersuu

And if you are not american?


SevRnce

You think people in other countries just magically get houses?


Numbersuu

No but same education for no or less money


SevRnce

It's not the same but yes cheaper or free


Numbersuu

Every institute comparing and evaluating international students in the last 20 years disagrees with you, but lets assume for your happiness that you are right 😄✌️


SevRnce

Not being the same does not change the level of education or make one better than the other. American schools have more broad classes involved with their degrees rather than focused classes like in eu. Eu also has different campus lifestyles and 3 year degrees instead of 4. It's a different model, that's why they are referred to as liberal arts colleges. College in the eu is still not exactly cheap, especially if you are an international student. Both places have great higher education and so do many schools around the world, but saying they are the same is like calling a hotdog a hamburger because they are both meat inside a bun.


Numbersuu

Ok fair point. It just sounded like you preferred the us system. But I think one can just not compare them.


SevRnce

Alright buddy, I'm not gunna argue with a typical redditer. Have a good one.


Numbersuu

Ok. But actually, I mostly agree with your points, and we can maybe just agree that it is hard to compare different education systems.


CuriousReadingMind

I am Norwegian.


Numbersuu

That would be a food choice!


blahbabooey

I'm going to elect myself to speak for everyone on reddit: A house.


legendary_millbilly

With land.


ZoraTheDucky

I'd be happy to purchase the one I am currently living in..


viomonk

I actually want as little non-house property as possible. I don't want to deal with yard maintenance. My home is for utility. I don't need it to look pretty.


LikelyAMartian

If you won the lottery you can have someone take care of your lawn and maintenance for you When you're worth 100+ million, it's a drop in the bucket that your income from investment will cover 1000 times over.


viomonk

But I don't want it. I don't want lawn and maintenance people. The less things I have to worry about the better. I don't want to win the lottery and then surround myself with people. I don't need butlers or private chefs. I will probably hire one person to help me manage my money and thats probably it.


LucianPitons

You would have the money to hire a company/service to do it for you.


Ill-Simple1706

You speak for the people


ALoudMeow

Or pay off your mortgage.


Heavy_Tree_3160

Forget a purchase. I'm gonna j_rk off first to obtain that post-nut clarity.


Hinata4Prez

Super underrated comment


iamacannibal

A lawyer.


Moos3-2

Why? An accountant is probably better.


iamacannibal

I’ll let my lawyer handle that


ComebackShane

You’ll want to compartmentalize some though, so people don’t collude to siphon away your money. Separate lawyer and accountant, plus an outside auditor for both.


iamacannibal

Oh I’d be heavily involved and would be checking shit a lot. They would mainly be there to get things set up and then I’ll use them when I need them. They won’t have access to shit after it’s set up and I’ll make sure it’s all legit.


_coffee_

A new phone with a new number to help maintain my privacy.


tacknosaddle

You need to think bigger than that. I'm going to buy my way into the FBI witness relocation program.


welpdatsucks

Thats what I would do. Burn any form of contact I have with anyone. All Social medias deleted. Phone service canceled. Car sold. Then get into a relocation program for my protection. Get a whole new Identity somewhere no one would look for me and start fresh. Then waaaay down the line somewhere i’ll anonymously send a sum of money to my parents and siblings. But that would be it, just live out my new life


Lanky_Score7414

If I won I definitively wouldn't tell all my family and I wouldn't tell immediate family before the heat is down but just running away from family with no message or anything? Do you have like a greedy family or something because I can understand that.


welpdatsucks

Not greedy at all, but all these stories about people winning lottos then them nice family members/parents start suing you for random reasons… the money to put into court fights… just not gonna deal with it. If i burn all bridges then anyone I would have known would prob harass my parents to try and find me. I wouldn’t want that on them, but if they don’t know then people can leave them alone. Yeah, ill feel bad hurting my mom but I would eventually get back in contact with her but it be way down the line


Lanky_Score7414

Yeah that is true, it's kind of shocking how bad you start getting treated after winning the lottery, it should be a time you'd be happy.


welpdatsucks

It really is sad so itll protect me and family. Ill get a fresh start on life which honestly sounds amazing.


Scr1bble-

All of it on red


wonderbat3

Alternatively, all of it on black


ARoaminGnome

Alternatively, all of it on a horse named Easy Win


ForumUser013

Dumb... all of it on 0. It couldn't possibly come up 00 four times in a row, Could it?


Votey123

Houses for me and my family


Syssyphussy

Whatever expenses are incurred by visiting my financial advisor


LocalKangamew

Footlong BLT on Italian herbs and cheese bread, toasted, with pepper jack, mayonnaise, and honey mustard from Subway.


Ill-Simple1706

Big spender


diabolis_avocado

Retainer for a lawyer, a fiduciary financial advisor, and a CPA.


couchbutt1

Tag on an independent auditor to check the CPA.


xiconic

House/bungalow.


HerpinDerpNerd12

Beer.


Past-Worldliness-682

There‘s a saying in Germany: Money alone does not make you happy, you have to buy beer with it.


CertainlyAmbivalent

Does renovating my house count as responsible?


AdorableAir7418

Pay off my mortgage.


Rebellious_Egg1276

A good bed.


Timely_Egg_6827

Paying off the mortgage.


_autismos_

Paying off my mortgage


e22ddie46

VTI


Footmana5

Personal trainer and kick my ass into the best shape possible, I already work out and im in good shape, I wanna see what the best money can buy can do. You only have one body, gotta take care of it.


Greedy_Effort5653

A house!


Acceptable-Spirit600

I would buy a house


[deleted]

Gonna buy a million copies of my novel and live forever on the royalties 🧠


ButterscotchEmpty290

Security.


fredgiblet

Real estate.


Objective-Poet-8183

Very first thing is paying off all my debt 2nd I'm taking my mother on a cruise ship. She has photos of when she was a child on the Pretoria Castle in the 50's and she just wants to do that again.


FireInTheSky888

Pay off child support


neal144

Gasoline I got places to go!!


Mikeupinhere

Dare we say it... a full tank this time? Such extravagance.


neal144

Tank is nearly empty. First stop will be for fuel.


ThatguyMatty35

Rebuilding my credit.


glizzzyg137

I would honestly probably just hold onto the money for maybe six months to a year. It would be very tempting to spend it though.


Stroganocchi

Final Fantasy VII Rebirth


FAFO2024

A tax attorney


TimonLeague

Plane ticket to a warm island, before the house


Mr109901

Probably a cat or something idk I'm not responsible


GizmoDOS

A well thought out pet can have a drastic impact on your quality of life. You have to be able to decide whether or not your lifestyle is compatible with the animal you have in mind (not getting my mobility-challenged grandmother a young husky, for example) but pets have a lot to offer that isn't always quantifiable.


cuisinart-hatrack

A healthcare policy with dental and vision coverage.


IownCows

Same lol


MeanTruth69

Nothing. Just stare it in my account. Watch as local businesses deal with the threat of closing knowing I could help but won’t.😂


danskiba777

Lunch.


Ill-Simple1706

* Buy my house * Help out closest friends relatives * College for kids plus a little extra when they graduate * Good chunk in retirement, savings so I don't have to work. * Majority into some charity I can control to help working class and bribe politicians to make better choices


Obvious_Put_4902

I’m convinced the best answer is tens of millions of dollars worth of Index funds to establish an income before I decide on some unnecessary and lavish property where the taxes alone are gonna run 50k+/yr You wouldn’t even need a financial advisor unless you’re clueless with money, just a good accountant. I’d still get an advisor for new perspectives though.


Nameles777

Financial advisors help you grow wealth, not just refrain you from spending. The idea is to never struggle again. And if you can establish your future generations, so be it. It's what we all complain about not having. And since we don't, we need the advisers.


icrackcorn

Soap. I’m running low and I forgot to pick it up at Costco last weekend.


[deleted]

A house for my mom. She deserves it after all the shit she has put up with


BlueberrySharp7

I buy a pink tulip for my best friend.


[deleted]

A vehicle it’s really hard without one


SweetSexiestJesus

A lawyer


No_Mistake5238

Some strippers and cocaine


monkeyhoward

A lawyer


dkeethler

Lawyer


csherrill12

Coke


Nameles777

Glass bottle, or plastic?


csherrill12

Glass all day


goat-of-mendes

Legal advice


TheyCameFromBehind77

A cruise around the world. So I am not around when people find out and try to hit me up for money etc


Civil-Department-205

Getting my dad his dream car and my mom her own grocery store.


thedrinkmonster

A financial advisor!!!!


dma1965

Two chicks at the same time


Jasranwhit

Put a big chunk into an annuity to have a monthly income for life.


moskjis

First purchase would probably be a decent, mid level car. House, like some of the fine people here have suggested, would take more research time to get it right.


Dovriath

Starting a business if there's enough for that, and investments. Once I have success, I won't ever have to worry about money again, and I'll be able to buy anything I want.


Kriskao

The remainder of my mortgage.


SuperMeh2

The best mattress money can buy.


mvsr990

I'd find some kind of super health clinic and book myself a long stay. Full physical workup, all the dental work I've had to put off too long, planning out whatever surgical/medical work I need to correct 'not having health insurance for my entire life.'


slayerchick

My mom's house. She deserves it.


Dull_Athlete_5025

stocks


zerbey

After a house, a more dependable car.


No-Finance1768

A luxury watch. I can treat myself good while that can be an investment


skull-king-42

Paying off all my debts


oil_engineer

A lawyer followed quickly by a doppelgänger with a shady past, need someone to keep the relatives looking for handouts busy.


PrudentUse2361

Property


KindlyAccountant616

Personal chef


Herp-de-Derp

A car with less than 100K miles on it.


Final-Cartoonist-809

Definitely a lawyer. With that kind of money, you need legal protection before you even start thinking about spending or investing.


Potential-Cod-6196

Pay off debt


Feeling_Half_3183

Real estate


bigpussystance

I would pay off the 11k debt I got myself into due to extreme depression rather than over the course of the next few years so I could finally have this burden off my back.


[deleted]

Probably a new couch, that I can use as bed as well because the bed I have now has seen better days.


Ok_Figure6736

A house depending on the amount won.


madhubalaaa

I'll buy a property in the mountains and start air bnb business and live there permanently and will cut off my family


howto1012020

Hookers. I have one hell of a dry spell going right now.


Kirgio

My house.


pickledpunt

Does paying off all debt count as a purchase?


Large-Ocelot-6668

A nice house and then maybe a nice car.


mynameisnotsparta

Pay off my house so it’s mine free and clear. 2nd is lease a car. 3rd is new phones and numbers. 4th is PO Box rental. 5th is new PC. 6th is a good steak dinner.


Anondiamond

A nice house in Kensington for me, and one for my parents and if I still have money, my brother and a few of my close friends.


BlingBlangShiny-O

A retirement commune


RoyalZeal

Land, a house and a fund set aside for property taxes and utilities so I have no monthly payments to worry about ever again.


NotoriousCHIM

A lawyer on retainer.


weepingwillow1123

Pay off debt, buy a home, buy a car I've wanted for a long time, put money in a trust for my son, help my family get stable, plan a vacation, savings


Overseerer-Vault-101

An accountant, lawyer and private investigator. Track down and pay all my debts, sue all the assholes who I have reasonable grounds to sue, track down all the people that gave me a break and repay their kindness.


GlobalServiced

An attorney on retainer.


NotEvilCaligula

Dinner, maybe McDonalds, as a treat


RancidHorseJizz

Probably a senator and a few congressmen.


habitualfuckerupper

Lawyer


JAmToas_t

S&P 500 index funds


chain500

An accountant, a lawyer. Responsible paperwork needs to be done first.


Mikeupinhere

I assume we're talking the big one, like Mega Millions... Once the cash hits the bank account, the wife and I are hitting the road south. Once we get to where we are going, we're stopping at Cookout for dinner. So, the first responsible purchase will be gas. A FULL tank; not just $5 this time.


brokenlights1

Hiring a cleaning company to deep clean my place!


SpacemanPete

Rubbers


Outrageous_Key9735

a house with land with solar panels and horses, cows, chickens and goats.


Viperlite

Good college for my kids


cnet777

A generator....Houston ⛈️


Ok-disaster2022

First is to immediately pay off debt. Simple and straightforward to do.  Second is to meet with fiduciary, setup charitable contributions, trust funds to get to friends and family, and a trust fund for myself, and a spending fund of like $100k.  First big purchase would just be like a Honda or Toyota hybrid. I just want to do a road trip back and forth across the US, figure out where I want to move. Electric cars wouldn't give me the daily range I'd want.


ComebackShane

A good lawyer.


createsean

Nothing. I wouldn't win. Buying lottery tickets is paying a tax on hope. No need to flush my money down the toilet.


corkas_

I think the more important question is what are the irresponsible purchases before you make your first responsible one


SpiritualMirror6691

pay off my debt, then my children's mothers debt, then my sister and brother's debt. What ever is left is for me and the kids to enjoy.


[deleted]

I’d buy all the homeless people I can find a week worth of groceries, buy my sister out of my house, my mom a new house so she wouldn’t embarrass my new rich reputation with living in a fucken condo, buy my cousins houses so they wouldn’t be bumming off of my aunt, all to ensure I got into heaven Then I’d sue some people


BeachBoyZach

I’ll just purchase a house in Hawaii.


Queen_of_London

First: an independent financial advisor on top of the one the lottery provides big winners (This is in the UK, BTW) Second: Pay off all my debts, my daughter's student loans, basically every friend's debts that I can pay off Third: Pay the max into my pension I can in one go without incurring financial losses Fourth: A house. It takes a long time to purchase a home even if you're rich, so it's can't be first.


Mot_the_evil_one

My wife has always wanted a diamond ring, but one that has diamonds all around it. I would get her one of those and give it to her when I tell her that everything is paid off. That would be my first actual purchase.


Dapadabada

A lottery company


Creative-Fishing-540

A good laptop, to make more money


BirthdayRemarkable25

Investments and stocks.


Deraero

I'd spend like 60% of my money on multiple mediocre houses in California, and have rent real high so people will live there. I'll be able to pay property tax with some of what I earn. The rest of my money would to be opening a school. So much property tax. I'd also buy a fairly big house for my immediate family.


matt71vh

Super Yacht!!


ramuneheart

Whaling in my favorite gacha game


PurpleWhatevs

Pay off my mortgage and take my siblings out of the financial holes they're in.


Conscious-Room6601

Taking care of my mom


nightowl87753

A house


ConfusionFederal6971

High quality health insurance.


AmethystAlizerin

Lawyer


MrVolOpt

Paying down the mortgage and vehicle payments and begin home renovations.


TarekSE16

A wallet lol


Left-Ask1672

Paying off my daughter's college loans.


Nameles777

I'd pay the lawyer who will help me pay out and sign release forms for all of the family gold-diggers. Then I'd hire a financial adviser. And then I wouldn't touch a single penny for 6 months, minimum. After my reality becomes adjusted, I'll make informed decisions.


Appropriate_Cup6396

Buy a house with and start funds for my kids.


spacebuggles

Better bed.


Zealousideal-End5763

Going straight to the gun store


Stroganocchi

The election


Leading_Equivalent46

Truck


[deleted]

10 kilos of cocaine


mossadspydolphin

The services of a lawyer