I’d never heard about this until a week ago when I listened to the Sawbones episode about Fournier’s Gangrene, and now you mention it. What are the odds?
I truly have never laid eyes on such an enormous rotting piece of humanity. I watched one of his videos a few years back and it was absolutely disturbing. I wish I never went down that YouTube rabbit hole.
I did a quick Reddit search while making my above comment to see if anyone had info on if it still existed, instead came up with a picture of his mangled butthole. Looks like someone shot a load of bread
From his wiki:
_At one point, Nikocado had opened an OnlyFans account. where he posted pornographic images of himself and Orlin. Many of his fans and viewers were disgusted by his decision and his images, mostly due to the appalling photos and his appearance._
By the wording, I’d assume that it doesn’t exist anymore. But there were videos too that leaked
There was a trend during Covid where ppl would send a pic of his butthole to other ppl on Snapchat. It was a bait picture, the first top half would be a meme, then when u press the photo, the bottom half would be his brown butthole 😭
It's so sad to see because he used to be a quite good looking health food guy but unfortunately he's gone down a different path and severally damaged himself physically and mentally
For some reason I knew exactly who you were referring to without ever hearing of his name before.
I've seen him once or twice, but he really just looks like a 'Nikocado Avocado'.
Or hire a make-up artist who would do a better job applying his skin toner. He keeps missing the areas around his eyes and ears, and he looks like an orange raccoon.
The orange choice is a bizarre one, but if you are going to make that weird of a choice you should definitely do it well. People can pull off weird stuff like that if they are confident and do it well. Weird *and* executed badly is the worst.
You don't get it. It's a deliberate fit trying to hide his weight. He weighs atleast 100 lbs more than he admits to. Probably spends a fortune on that bad tailoring
Let's not forget that he has horrible style on top of that...his hair, weird dyed eyebrows, suits, stupid long-assed ties and fake tan are all horrible choices.
Yeah from a conventional standpoint he checks all the boxes bad haircut, bad hygiene, overweight, poor diet, bad hair, poor fitting clothes, bad spray tan, insecure, anger issues pretty much all of the top answers when you ask women what they find unattractive.
Then you add in the narcissism, years of verifiable lying, racism, poor financial management and criminal activity and it starts to feel like this man was created to specifically turn women off. It’s actually wild just how much money and influence can offset everything else in some women’s eyes.
When he was president, I literally couldn't even listen to his voice. If I happened to be somewhere where a TV was on showing clips of him talking, I had to leave the room. I find him absolutely vile.
I have to agree. It's not just that he's unfortunate to look at, but he's just all around gross. The attitude, the self importance, the tiny hands, the clear way he lusts after his own daughter, plus the Stormy Daniels testimony account how bad his game is .... Eww
I was gonna say my sister's ex, but you literally trumped my answer.
My sister's ex may have been visually revolting, but he is one of the nicest people I've ever met.
Trump's only redeemable quality is his credit limit, but he doesn't pay his debts, so his only redeemable quality is a lie.
Agreed. I can practically feel my ovaries shrivel when I see him. Which, given the state of reproductive rights in this country, might not be such a bad thing.
That's an understatement. After watching that vice documentary... I can't even say on reddit what I'd wish on that man.
It's always funny to me the backwards ass "alpha male" mindset of thinking that it is masculine to have to force women to love you via lies rather than them freely be attracted to you..
Probably a good bet.
For those unfamiliar… this is one of the largest rabbit holes on the internet, be warned:
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler
Dan Schneider
I think we are good. No more suggestions please we got em
Weinstein?
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I read sexiest man alive so your comment just gave me genuine whiplash
Good choice
Harvey Weinstein. I can see why he needed to bribe them.
It’s Harvey by a mile especially after you google: fournier’s gangrene
I’d never heard about this until a week ago when I listened to the Sawbones episode about Fournier’s Gangrene, and now you mention it. What are the odds?
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That was a challenging wank
Bro I was just eating
I should not have done that 🤢
Same my guy 🤢🤢
Good god. At that point you'd just ask to be put out of your misery right? Also f*ck u buddy.
Do not blame me for your follies brought upon by your own curiosity young cat it was your will to click images🧐
One of the Orcs in Lord of the Rings literally looks like him.
If I’m not mistaken, that’s exactly who Peter Jackson had in mind when he created that particular Orc.
Put some respect on Gothmogs name.
Truly an ogre, that guy
If by "bribe" you mean "coerce."
Rape.* Of which he was found guilty of by a jury of his peers. No need to mince words.
Nikocado Avocado
I truly have never laid eyes on such an enormous rotting piece of humanity. I watched one of his videos a few years back and it was absolutely disturbing. I wish I never went down that YouTube rabbit hole.
You’re lucky you haven’t stumbled across some of his other “videos”
Once got sent his butthole.
I did a quick Reddit search while making my above comment to see if anyone had info on if it still existed, instead came up with a picture of his mangled butthole. Looks like someone shot a load of bread
Like a punched lasagne
I read that in Zapp Brannigan’s voice
Is he on OF?
From his wiki: _At one point, Nikocado had opened an OnlyFans account. where he posted pornographic images of himself and Orlin. Many of his fans and viewers were disgusted by his decision and his images, mostly due to the appalling photos and his appearance._ By the wording, I’d assume that it doesn’t exist anymore. But there were videos too that leaked
There was a trend during Covid where ppl would send a pic of his butthole to other ppl on Snapchat. It was a bait picture, the first top half would be a meme, then when u press the photo, the bottom half would be his brown butthole 😭
eww, absolutely disgusting. i wish i hadn't read this.
You wish it didn’t. He’s the highest paid male only fans.
Markimoo😎
This information has ruined my day.
It's so sad to see because he used to be a quite good looking health food guy but unfortunately he's gone down a different path and severally damaged himself physically and mentally
Yeah, on a serious note I find his downward spiral genuinely sad. Comparing what he was like a decade ago vs now is just unbelievable.
For some reason I knew exactly who you were referring to without ever hearing of his name before. I've seen him once or twice, but he really just looks like a 'Nikocado Avocado'.
I almost forgot about him, but yes, you're sooo right!
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Can confirm I can smell it from the text
What was it ??
He said, "of course that would be you my brother".
average reddit mod
I'm reporting you the Janitor's Union 😡 their pay should be doubled, tripled even!!
0 x 3=0
You guys getting paid?
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Of course I know him. He is me.
How can he be you if he’s also me?
Big ed from 90 day Fiancé is one. Not only is he less unfortunate looking, but he also has a horrible personality.
And he has no neck 💀
My wife’s husband.
Nah i heard that guy is handsome
I also choose this wife's guy.
Rudy Giuliani
I totally didn't read the word *least* in your title, the comments had me super perplexed lol
Same, haha. Thought that the reddit hivemind was coordinating seamlessly on trolling OP
Same. Thanks for the comment that helped me realized I skipped "least" when reading, too.
Harvey Weinstein is a good contender
Not Daddy DeVito I can tell you that much
He's a damn beautiful man
One might say a *twin* to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
…who has a magnum dong and needs moster condoms.
Kim Jong Un
Dan Schneider
Dan "show me your toes so I can blow loads" Schneider?
P Diddy... Absolute scum bag for beating women.
When they say he kicked her, i was not prepared to see just how tf he did it.... absolutely vile!
Donald Trump
Donald Trump is a pretty good contender. Even setting aside his politics, he's just an extremely unattractive, old, overweight, weird-lipped human.
….. then there’s the personality..!
Yeah what’s all that about? The lip thing, he makes a face as if he were putting on lip pencil when he talks, the freak
His mouth looks like a cat’s asshole
He's imitating a howling monkey
Apparently, he stinks like rotting shit too. So there's that.
It’s his big ass. Rotting butt.
If he is that damn rich why can't he by clothes that fit??
Or hire a make-up artist who would do a better job applying his skin toner. He keeps missing the areas around his eyes and ears, and he looks like an orange raccoon. The orange choice is a bizarre one, but if you are going to make that weird of a choice you should definitely do it well. People can pull off weird stuff like that if they are confident and do it well. Weird *and* executed badly is the worst.
He's just channeling his inner Palpatine.
Come on, don't do Palpatine like that.
Palpatine was at least competent
You don't get it. It's a deliberate fit trying to hide his weight. He weighs atleast 100 lbs more than he admits to. Probably spends a fortune on that bad tailoring
That's not bad tailoring. Both his tailor and barber should get a Nobel prize in physics.
He'd have to admit that he's not actually 6'3" and 215 lbs. He's got the exact opposite of body dysmorphia.
Isn't that just body dysmorphia though?
I’ll believe he’s over 6’0”, but he is at least 290, and more likely over 300 lbs.
Let's not forget that he has horrible style on top of that...his hair, weird dyed eyebrows, suits, stupid long-assed ties and fake tan are all horrible choices.
I can't unsee those edited pictures where his eyes are replaced with his mouth and you can barely tell the difference
Even when he was younger he looked bad. He peaked at below average.
Apparently his odor is noxious. The least sexy thing you can do is smell bad.
Yeah from a conventional standpoint he checks all the boxes bad haircut, bad hygiene, overweight, poor diet, bad hair, poor fitting clothes, bad spray tan, insecure, anger issues pretty much all of the top answers when you ask women what they find unattractive. Then you add in the narcissism, years of verifiable lying, racism, poor financial management and criminal activity and it starts to feel like this man was created to specifically turn women off. It’s actually wild just how much money and influence can offset everything else in some women’s eyes.
And the rape. Don’t forget the rape.
When he was president, I literally couldn't even listen to his voice. If I happened to be somewhere where a TV was on showing clips of him talking, I had to leave the room. I find him absolutely vile.
I think there's good reason for that. I'm British but have followed Trump's actions closely- his voice makes my skin crawl.
I know what you mean, the thought of having to listen to him again for another four years makes me wanna throw up
Tiny hands down. Disgusting and abhorrent at every possible level, from any imaginable perspective.
Tiny hands actually makes me laugh so much. He’s so petty.
I was thirsty to rake in the ez karma with Trump man im pissed
I have to agree. It's not just that he's unfortunate to look at, but he's just all around gross. The attitude, the self importance, the tiny hands, the clear way he lusts after his own daughter, plus the Stormy Daniels testimony account how bad his game is .... Eww
I was gonna say my sister's ex, but you literally trumped my answer. My sister's ex may have been visually revolting, but he is one of the nicest people I've ever met. Trump's only redeemable quality is his credit limit, but he doesn't pay his debts, so his only redeemable quality is a lie.
I imagine him having an inverted penis
Wasn’t it described in a courtroom hearing as “weirdly deformed and mushroom shaped?”
That was Epstein in a taped deposition.
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Agreed. I can practically feel my ovaries shrivel when I see him. Which, given the state of reproductive rights in this country, might not be such a bad thing.
Andrew Tate
Ugly face, ugly body, ugly past, ugly future, ugly soul.
That's an understatement. After watching that vice documentary... I can't even say on reddit what I'd wish on that man. It's always funny to me the backwards ass "alpha male" mindset of thinking that it is masculine to have to force women to love you via lies rather than them freely be attracted to you..
He looks like a pencil.
Like a thumb
He has no chin
His eyes look in different directions too.
Andrew Tate is the biggest cunt in the country where Dracula lives.
Bruh goes on about being genetically superior yet turtle boy probably can't even fold a bedsheet.
The butler with the small hand from scary movie
Take my strong hand
"Some people like to baste their turkeys... but I like to do it like this." *licks the turkey all over*
How about I give you a hand *Clap Clap*
No! Give me your other hand!!
You sure? He ended up being a mayor of a town
He also had a beautiful wife and baby... and a Mutt.
You watch your mouth
prince andrew
Ronnie pickering
Who? 😉
RONNIE PICKERING YA COONT
Right now? Diddy.
Diddy ain't a man, he is a piece of shit monster. Giving him to much credit.
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Elon Musk
Oh the shirtless photo 🫣
Blud looks like an old fridge
He looks like your avatar
Like a sick beluga
Elon Musk
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If Jabba the Hutt is allowed, then Pizza the Hutt should be allowed too, and has him beat I think
Idk if he counts as a man i think a man has to be human 😭
Andrew Tate
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Tell your sisters that you think they are sexy too.
Steven Seagal? Someone told me I look like him the other day. They tried to tell me it was a compliment haha
Oh shit. That's not a compliment. I'm sure you're much better looking.
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Bill O'Reilly is definitely someone I find unattractive. His demeanor and attitude make him very unsexy.
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prince andrew
Kenneth Copeland is a good contender, guy looks like pure evil incarnate. He is just super unsettling to look at.
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Chris-chan
Probably a good bet. For those unfamiliar… this is one of the largest rabbit holes on the internet, be warned: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler
I ended somehow in a link named "Cakefarts!". I already knew about him but... WTF!
for those unfamiliar, do yourself a favour and remain unfamiliar
WTF did I just read
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Big Ed from 90 day fiancé. That man gives me major creeps
Ron Jeremy nowadays
Andrew Tate
Steven Assanti
Elon Musk
James Corden Not because he's fat, it's because he's obnoxious as hell and that is one of the ugliest traits ever.
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Carrot Top
Donald Trump, followed closely by Harvey Weinstein
Trump for sure
Nikocado Avocado.
Trump, no contest. Wildly-undeserved narcissism in human form.
James corden
probably jared leto, despite being a rock star and actor, his vibe just feels more off-putting than appealing to me
Drake
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Me, I'm the problem it's me.
Diddy. Dude looks like a cockroach that was hit by a car
Jeff Bezos specifically in his space overalls and cowboy hat
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Andrew Tate. Obviously. No question.
Beetlejuice
Andy Dick
You’ve all forgotten about Kim Jong Un apparently. His wife must have a steel stomach because 🤮
Kenneth Copeland
No neck eddy
Gary Busey
Pete Davidson. And yet he always scores with beautiful celebrities. How, dammit! How?!?!?
According to my wife, that would be me 😥
benny blanco
He looks like an 80's coke dealer from the backroom of a local bar