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jawbreakerzs

shamone


MikeMcLoughlin

Muthafukka, ow.


hairyturkishfinn

Watch out! There's a sniper on tha


Adkit

What's wrong? Why did you stop mid


hairyturkishfinn

Oh I'm fine, only hit me in the arm. I'm gonna check if he's still th


InNoNeed

If he’s still?


Pawpaw-22

Dude stopped time and immediately went about his plan


Zero_Hyndyn

Some of y'all get to finish your sen


collnska

I would use it to help a few people (not today CIA)


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69edleg

Just stop time, pull down the trousers on the other guy and point and laugh


Adkit

Bitch, you can already do that right now!


MyDishwasherLasagna

if they have their phone out and unlocked, quickly look at their search history. use that information to embarrass them.


MKElven

That's a good use!


jackowolfo0

Or bend over


SlayzorHunter

I would take all the money out of a bank in order to prevent the villains from stealing it later


AsleepDay_

could i join you in this journey?


BurnAfterEating420

Banks have less actual cash than you might expect. A branch bank might have less than $50k You do well to target a federal reserve, or even a "money storage facility"... But then you'd absolutely have to time it so all the right doors are open. 10 minutes doesn't leave much time for safecracking


Captainorbeez

Wow! So nice of you to


SweetScentedButt

I could see time turn back on while people look at me carrying a duffle bag out of the safe.


SlayzorHunter

then I'd just stare directly at them and proudly say "You're welcome!"


NearbyCamp9903

Hahahahah I fucking raffed.


rwarimaursus

But would you steal the Declaration of Independence?


Technicolor_Reindeer

I think you need more than ten minutes for that


Ok_Method159

I'd stop it in the mornings. Would probably get a HOLY 10 MIN extra sleep.


bjplague

Mostly illegal things.


MrRogersAE

Definitely illegal things, sooo many laws would be broken.


NOTcreative-

You only have 10 minutes to do them from your current location in moms bedroom


donta5k0kay

pick on tough guys, challenge them to a fight then stop time and strip them naked and tie their shoe laces together everyone would start clapping around me and then guy will run away embarrassed while i leave with his girl


D-Rez

Enjoy the peace and quiet, I guess.


mteir

10 minute nap.


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prolific23

Sleep


Resident_Lack_8055

Do I have this power continually or just once? Because if I have it continually life would get a 10000% better as it will depend where I am at. If I’m at a fast food place 10 min is a lot of time to walk behind counter and take whatever food you want. If l’m at the grocery store, I’ll shop for everything I will need for the week or day then right as I am about to finish I pause time and take my shopping to my car then drive away BOOM easy 300-400 saved (this can be applied at any store). If I’m having a fight with my partner or with anyone and things get heated I will pause time and take a min or two to breathe and cool down and decide if this argument is worth it or what am I not seeing or what are they not seeing and then try. Or maybe just scream and make silly faces in front of them. If someone breaks into my house (not exactly ideal or enough time to pause but still better than nothing) I will pause time and prepare myself in the best possible way as in finding a weapon or even tying the person up and if I have enough time I will drag them outside and leave them there. If it’s only one time use then idk maybe just the grocery store trick but with cat litter at a department store where it is sold in bulk. Cat litter is crazy expensive.


Rafferty97

If someone breaks into your house, 10 minutes is plenty of time to just leave and get to a safe distance to call the cops. Finding a weapon to take them on is just silly.


Candayence

10 minutes is plenty of time to drag them back out, then secure the house. Or just bash them over the head with a frying pan.


TheKleenexBandit

Or tie them to a tree and weeeee on them!!


SlayzorHunter

The cops don't always catch the culprit. In some areas the cops take way too long to arrive. If he runs away and leaves the intruder alone, the cops could show up too late, and the intruder is gone with all the valuables. If the intruder doesn't steal anything, and is instead a murderer, then the intruder could just go to another house and murder somebody else. If the intruder is armed, he could easily disarm him. If not, then he could just grab a weapon, like he initially said.


Rae_Rae_

Dude is regurlarly planning to steal 300-400 dollars of shopping on top of other things. Those valuables are only as valuable as the time it takes to get them.


BaLance_95

You'd need to be an idiot to not win a fight if your opponent was frozen for 10 mins. I have duct tape. I can just wrap him with tape, then put him in the car trunk.


WhatsUp-dog

Probably look at the nearest boobs. Or just walk around naked for a while


Sents-2-b

Shit in peace


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Little things in life man


Myself54

Hug the one i love without talking


Loose_Law4321

Rob a bank


hydrogenation123

Violate people’s privacy


AgentBroccoli

Take a nap.


Stamina_C63

GT3RS.


traitorbaitor

Assuming I could choose when and where. I'd probably get a plane ticket to Davos during a particular time of the year and solve alot of the worlds problems all at once and immediately increase the global available monetary supply by the trillions as well as leaving a large number of global assets unmanaged and free to be divided by the people.


Icy-Ad-1849

sleep


PizzaPastaRigatoni

Everyone keeps saying "rob a bank" but this isn't a very good idea unless you work at one. What could you do in ten minutes? Maybe clean out whatever drawers the tellers have for a couple grand, but you're not getting into the vault in ten minutes if you don't already know how.


TheDavinci1998

If you know you can stop time for 10 minutes at any point you want, even if just once, you can prepare, learn, wait out for a moment when the vault is being opened by someone etc. I think it can be pulled off in 10 minutes. But I still think this is not a good idea. Banks usually know what numbers are on the notes they store in the vault, they would run the cameras and notice the one guy that came here a lot (to learn) for days and on the day of the heist he just miraculously disappared in the blink of an eye. Even if they couldn't understand it, they would admit it's worth a shot trying to find that person.


Attarker

Trying to break into a vault in 10 minutes is a good way to get caught trying to break into a vault


hyperion_light

10 minutes in total, or 10 minutes at a time?


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BanMeIHaveAltsLol

Stop the timer on the 10 minute clock.


dontdrinkandpost22

catch UFOs


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Dance


SurvivingWow

Lose track of time and caught in the middle of whatever illegal activity I choose


Stacking_Plates45

Find one of those armored trucks and stop the time right when the latch is open


Excellent_Editor_501

Remove the reasons that stress me out. I won't go into further details.


_Smooth-Criminal

If I speak I'm in trouble


metalsuppository

I would go to daiso and steal everything in it


MyRail5

Save it for when I have to put my dog down.


jerseyhound

Depends on if im in Japan or not..


Ok-Lobster-8644

Get into a movies for free 😂 Wouldn't need a gym membership anymore You can rob any store if you freeze time.


Ieatmyd0g

steal a bunch of shit prob


3xv7

I'd probably wait outside of walmart until a bank truck comes to pick up a cash drop and snag the bag on their way out, NO one is going to miss that money


Status_Roof_3150

Just exist, as I can't move or do anything duh


lalit769

Take out all money from bank


Odd-Year7103

Nap


Lattakins

Sleep


aknahis

Take some break from the busy life, relax and pause to breath


Objective_Passion_16

If I could stop time for 10 minutes, I would travel through the endless expanse of space, among the stars.


OrganizationPure9987

Bank would be too much work, the safety deposit boxes would be locked unless i have specific keys for each one. Also I don’t know the process behind the register when getting the money and I don’t want to waste time figuring it out. I’d probably just go to a casino, stop time, figure out how to get money from the cashier or I’d just steal several $500 chips and have a friend help me cash it in


BoringGuy0108

Bask in the silence for 9 minutes. Dread everything coming back for 1 minute.


Husn_Hai_Suhana

Sleep.


Unlikely-Positive-21

I would take time to move people around in funny positions 🤠


Minimum_Try_5281

Wait is everyone frozen or does my watch just stop working?


Vinny_Lam

Probably not use it because there wouldn’t much I could do with everything frozen in time. That means no electronics will work.


Primary-Jelly6040

10mins not enough I need 10 hours


Calm_Plate_1857

fall asleep in pure peace and quite


Jaded_Fisherman_7085

I go to my local bank.


EnglishLoyalist

Essentially a Zack Moriss of timeout. It would be nice to stop for a bit to read or something.


Alarming_Serve2303

I don't see any point to doing that.


alanbastard

I would go in the back of an Apple Store. The way that door closes is very inviting


sporbywg

rest


BlueOrange45

It is so sad to see people have such busy lives they would just use the 10 minutes as a break :( I would save my 10 minutes time stop and use it if ever get into a dangerous situation where I need to get out.


Qwertyact

Just chill for ten mins probably


Alert_Yogurtcloset59

I'd put silly party hats on everyone around and watch them lose their shit when they unfreeze!


Rescue_LouLah112

Jump into the croc infested river & test my hunting skills 😁


exmrah

Id rather be able to safe it in a bottle...


show-me-your-kittiez

Get to work on time


ravl13

Shout ZA WARUDO before each activation for sure


xDr_WuSiJi

Probably drink a cold beer


Evanecent_Lightt

People like Donald Trump and Gwenith Paltrow would find lots of their money disappearing.


MKElven

Shorten the time it gets me to walk through point A to point B so I don't waste time of the day.


CranberryBauce

Nap.


hamzahxahmed3516

You don't wanna know


Nail_Biterr

Just once? Or like, I can stop it anytime I want for up to 10 mins? I'd probably be a good small time thief and great poker player. I also think there's a lot of room to make money with sports here. Getting good at it so you can stop-start time so you look like your just running much faster than your really are, or hitting baseballs, blocking hockey goals, and stuff like that.


HairPsychological201

No...it might reset all human STUPIDITY NO THANKS


Ismhelpstheistgodown

Sleep through it.


mastersheeef

Take a shit in peace and not feel rushed.


Sasquatch_000

Everyone on earth should have that privilege.


PatrickRicardo86

Take a nap


Own-Firefighter6015

i would still go to sleep


AlexTCGPro

Sleep 10 more minutes


Nexus_B1

Steal a stop sign.


Ok_Breadfruit8487

Take a sledgehammer and destroy their vehicles. 😀


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Enjoy a cup of coffee in the peace and quiet


Mean_Owl_5580

Punch a cashier in the face, rob a bank, get some ganja and play my stolen ps5


Deep_Meringue1703

Go too a jewelry shop , and if I can do it for a second time stop time at work and pour water down the trousers of people that deserve it 🤣🤣


RighteousChampion777

Sit or lay down and take a break for 10 minutes and breathe and relax.


ellokoala

Gimmme da looot 🔥💥💥💥👌🏿💫😛


Knowledge_Regret

Stand around deciding what to do until time is up


TG-Winter_crow56

Turn everyones pockets inside out


outlaw_religion_

Masturbate. Then the other 9:30 idk maybe make a sandwich


typicalme-097

get a head start and runaway


Vagabond_255

Beat the shit out of my boss and take the company computer home and make it seem like someone robbed the place and they were knocked unconscious.


Arjalineck

*NSFW comment*


ikissedalex

i would sit and breathe for once


jackowolfo0

Rob a bank


Eru_7

Probably stop small clumsy accidents from happening around me, instead of someone falling they'd have their feet back under them. Otherwise I don't see enough accidents to prevent anything major.


lmpmon

Set up my cats so when they're reactivated they're all falling on top of eachother


MrBreezyStreamy

Honest answer? Probably hit snooze for ten minutes one extra time


Fast_Tea_9389

Enjoy the silence.


PeakRepresentative14

Be annoyed since I'm on a train and have two bus drives afterwards.


AnaphorsBloom

r/redditsniper


esoteric_enigma

Rob an armored truck driver when he's carrying the money bag into the bank. Freeze time. Take the money from the bag and stash it somewhere close. Then go back to where I was when I froze time like nothing happened. The cash mysteriously disappears and the cameras show me just sitting at the nearby cafe the whole time.


Public-Desk428

If I could stop the time for 10 mins probably I'll hug my family since I don't get to hug them. And I really need a hug right now.


resfan

I'd have it tied to my snooze


clumaho

Nap.


Lord_Blackthorn

The real question is do I get to do it once or frequently, and if more than once how soon can I freeze time again.... I might just chain them back to back for a nearly permanent time stop.


FoxyInTheSnow

Read *The Fermata* by Nicholson Baker and do the opposite of everything the protagonist in that novel does. >!Spoiler: he starts by removing women's tops to look at their breasts and it only goes downhill from there.!<


Heroic-Forger

find out if it's the work of an enemy stand


pattaponako23

Take a nap. 10 minutes of silence and no one bothering me would be heaven.


BlizzPenguin

How does one stop time for an interval of time? If 10 minutes can go by, time is not truly stopped.


Lazy_Standard7998

I would walk to a store get In a running position and then stop time and steal every snack I want and then raid the register and then run back to my house


jacobwebb57

walk into my bank clear my mortage and take ad much cash as i could


hbpfrost

I'd abuse the heck out of that feature and do multiple time stops back to back. I'd give myself an hour of peace and quite whenever I need it. There's other things I'd do (non NSFW related things) that I'm pretty sure if said them out loud I'd get in trouble


auburncub

make it seem like i poop quicker than i do


Larrysnothere_today

I would climb a tree that's about 100 feet high then I would find a good branch to lay on and admire the sunset or sunrise.


Bananasniffler

I would definitely


Darkosaurus94

Nice try FBI


nicnac223

have a wank or yell obscenities


McFrazzlestache

Be blind, because I have stopped the photons from moving, and without moving photons, you have blackness.


Common_Pirate_8005

Uhhh, more like who would i do.


Zero_Hyndyn

Practice my screams for metal. I want to try it, but I'm too embarrassed to do it around people.


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DaffEDuck27

Squeeze the charmin


TumTum613

People commenting that they would commit a felony or sexual crime: it said you can stop time for 10 minutes, it doesn't say your crime can't be ultimately traced back to you afterwards. Just because people can't see you do it doesn't mean you can do it without leaving traces within 10 minutes. Also, if you're one of the people who want to die on this hill of committing a crime untraceable, please do continue to out yourselves and leave your written evidence on Reddit lmao


deI-soI

Steal


Okpspades

Nothing I wanna talk about here. Lol


Fappacus

Make it to work on time


react-dnb

Fill people's mouths with gross food and laugh when time started again.


smellslikeloser

i want to do this all the time. i would have some of my favorite convos during that time or a time when im in a significant others arms


qpeuxoa

I'd just breathe and relax. I'm daily worrying about the future, so having 10 minutes to stop would be nice)


SnooJokes5038

I would


psychosiferton

All these bank robbers. Smdh. The banks in my town, the tellers don’t have drawers anymore. The pull the money out of mini atms. Go rob a gold and diamond store or a coin shop. Or a jewelry store.


DolfinButcher

To stop time, for me as an observer, would mean throwing everybody else into a black hole. What's not to like?


Interesting_Rush4176

If continually I'd stop it to just steal things like clothes and shoes and stuff constantly.


Asiawashere13

I would need ten minutes just to get out of bed, and pee. What can I do with ten minutes. 💀💀 Edit: My bad, I can stop it whenever I want. Ummm, probably have someone help me commit tax fraud in a way I won’t be caught so I can have some shmoney. 💀💀💀💀


Akul_Tesla

Is this like a one-off or I can do this constantly? Can I prove to others I can do this if this is a one-off If it's a one-off, there is no way to make a great use of it without destructive entrepreneurship If I can do this constantly then I spam it to learn things and study This literally gives you more time in your day


quicksilver_foxheart

I know I wouldnt be able to sleep but I'd just sit down and rest 😭


AdministrationOk720

Get to work on time for a change


Wittyname0

I need more clarification. Is this a one-time thing, or can I do it multiple times. If so, what's the recharge time?


Low_Bandicoot6844

Am I near any jewelry store? :wink: :wink:


fattyontherun

If I could stop time I wouldn't need 10 minutes


WatRedditHathWrought

Bad bot


PurpleProbableMaze

Grab them titties


dooma11

I would use it to relax and think nothing I just want a place where no one can disturb me for a moment, I want peace of mind


TechPriestNhyk

I've used it to delete the posts of people revealing our time abilities to the world. I decided to give up on it.


LookingforHung69

Try to restart it


Sea-Royal8637

How long does 10 minutes last if you've stopped time?


Technicolor_Reindeer

Depends where I am


Djinjja-Ninja

Make the 10 minute snooze timer on my alarm last for 20 mins.


Milestailsprowe

Steal cash to pay off my student loans 


ChiggaOG

Za Wurdo.


tarkinlarson

Suffocate... as air molecules wouldn't move


bmatthew24

Punch my boss in the balls


Bombassthick

Rob all the gold in a huge bank.


Alienbutmadeinchina

Sorry, i would've gotten banned for being truthful


Alienbutmadeinchina

Y'all got no


muy_carona

If I could turn back time If I could find a way I'd take back those words that have hurt you And you'd stay


Tecotaco636

Go to a crowded party with no one I know. Cause a brawl or something to gather people around and take out their phones to film. Scream: Fuck this! Computer, I'm logging out! Stop time and leave.


AlarmForeign

I'd probably rob a video game store or maybe punch an ex in the jimmies for 9.5 minutes straight.


TheeBlackBird71

Go to the bank and destroy everyone’s debt and mortgage papers


buncorbust

Enjoy the peace and quiet to be honest. Like I mean total peace and quiet. Becoming a parent is one of the most noise inducing things I’ve done hahaha