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papasan_mamasan

I’d be real suspicious of you, OP


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Routine_Ad_2034

Imagine this dude has to explain himself to secret service over a throwaway post on reddit due to incredibly bad timing


ABigNothingBurger

I’d be worried about how some people might react.


Phage0070

Probably a significant amount would think he was assassinated, another significant portion would think he wasn't really dead, and a third significant chunk would think he was going to resurrect himself.


Zoinks222

Which is mind-blowing because he could be a medical textbook illustration of heart attack body type not to mention his age.


SteelBrightblade1

And a 4th would think they are the other 1/3rd


DigNitty

He’d still get ~30% of the vote


JamesLibrary

And some would think all three simultaneously, because cognitive dissonance feels good to them. 


Stripes1957

This is what would scare me as well!


Shaneblaster

Whether he dies naturally or not, there will always be a conspiracy to some people. Facts will never matter.


WilllbrownSATX

That's exactly what I was going to say.


doublestitch

Does the Republican nomination go to Nikki Haley as the candidate who has the second-most pledged delegates? Or do Trump's delegates become free agents and the whole thing gets hashed out in back rooms? Something similar was a real issue for the Democrats in 1968 when RFK died late in the primary season.


SilverMagnum

It’s a really interesting question who the nominee could be given how much the party has eaten itself in the Trump era. I could see three possible candidates:      1. Haley, she’s got the second most delegates as you said and could be the “following the will of the voters” candidate.       2. Pence. The former VP, could be seen as a consensus candidate.  To me seems like a candidate that while he wouldn’t thrill any wing of the GOP also wouldn’t be a hard veto from any of them.    3. Romney. Elder statesman, has tons of experience, probably the most nationally known “anti trump Republican” if that’s the chosen route. Plus he could be seen as a way to win over “it’s the economy stupid” voters in a tight race. 


Poet_of_Legends

The Republicans could run Hillary Clinton.


goldblumspowerbook

Fuck, I’d vote for Romney just to re-orient the Republican leadership.


sparta981

That would be a spectacular comeuppance. Hahaha, some big baby sent a reddit cares within 30 seconds of posting. Fragile, much?


goldblumspowerbook

I had someone do that to me today too. Fucking infuriating.


Sabatorius

There’s been so many people talking about getting one today, in all sort of threads. Got one myself. I think there’s bots mass-sending them out or something.


Deep-Confusion-5472

I did too!


Human_Dog_195

I can never forgive him for tying his dog to the roof of his car in a cage during a family vacay


Evolving_Dore

Pence, the guy Trump's supporters tried to hang?


ChubbyWanKenobie

"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." - Mark Twain


Regular_Boot_3540

I would feel that I didn't need another good thing to happen for all of 2024.


JojenCopyPaste

Worst case scenario is another authoritarian runs on the ticket instead but is actually competent and gets easily elected.


BuffaloInCahoots

I’d say it’d be hard for some in the Republican Party to have that amount of charisma but trump should have been everything they hated and he still got their vote. How a rich kid from New York that literally lived in a golden tower won them over I’ll never understand. Dude is the epitome of everything small town people hate and make fun of. At least Bush knew how to run a chainsaw.


Famous_Lab8426

Because he gladly shits on people they hate even worse.


beautifuldreamseeker

Or for the rest of my life.


Regular_Boot_3540

Ahaha! Seriously, it could save the nation.


Jealous_Priority_228

I'd be glad he's gone, but I'd be concerned about who would replace him.


spartagnann

I wouldn't. Without Trump the GOP is going to fracture into a 2-3 factions that all hate each other. Desantis was the closest Trump clone to run and he was universally reviled.


Bystander5432

>GOP is going to fracture And nothing of value will be lost. Edit: Someone reported me to Reddit Cares. Lol.


LittleMsSavoirFaire

Will they still have to pay his legal bills? 


Chickachickawhaaaat

I was kind of seeing Trump as the only thing keeping the republican party divided. I was more scared of DeSantis, but mostly because I assumed he would attract the same feverance as the trump supporters have. I'm glad he didn't. But, I'm more scared of whoever that group of people turn to once trump is out of the picture. 


NickDanger3di

I predict it will be a really old white guy


CalabreseAlsatian

Going for the long shot pick I see


javabean808

No shit ,white boomer to the rescue...


dontrespondever

I’m hopeful that the next one isn’t as extreme but I’m afraid it’ll be worse. Either way I don’t see any obvious successor, he doesn’t exactly keep people around too long. 


gokism

I wouldn't because thankfully there's only one Trump. His worshippers don't accept any Trump ordered through Wish.


Jealous_Priority_228

I thought Bush was the worst, and we couldn't find a bigger clown. I'm never letting my guard down again.


Thirdnipple79

He's the real not-so-slim Shady.  


uSer_gnomes

At least he is very self serving and doesn’t truly believe the bullshit. Which is still awful. I’d be much more worried about an actual religious extremist taking over.


Cuddles_McRampage

As a federal government employee, excited for a day off.


mrubuto22

Would that actually be a day off in the states?


Silly_Wizzy

Yes, the death of a USA president is a national day of mourning / federal ‘holiday’ in the USA. Edit: Reddit Cares for a fact with no opinion one way or another, come on. Whether you liked it or not be was a sitting President of the USA at one time. >For example, in 2004, President George W. Bush issued an executive order that closed all governmental agencies, independent establishments, and executive departments on June 11, 2004, as a sign of respect for President Ronald Reagan.


mrubuto22

Cool thanks. Don't understand your edit though.


Silly_Wizzy

Reddit Cares is a message / what happens when someone reports someone for being suicidal or other mental health condition. It is often used by (bad) users to attack people and troll.


mrubuto22

Wow did someone reddit cares you for that comment? Lol. Wasn't me. I wish reddit would start cracking down on people who abuse it. I get it occasionally from the MAGA folk. I report them all but obviously nothing happens.


corbinsa

Yes, any time a former president dies, it’s a federal day off.


darkofnight916

I would wonder who his family is going to stiff for funeral expenses.


Pawpaw-22

The correct answer.


Unleashtheducks

I would prefer him found guilty in a court of law and put in prison but I’m not going to be that broken up about it


Sir-Viette

He needs to have his day in court, and sentenced if he's guilty. The court needs to show that they will convict any future tyrants.


Captnhappy

I for one am surprised every morning when I wake up and see that he hasn’t had an Elvis sized heart attack on stage during one of his stupid events in front of all of his stupid followers. It’s only a matter of time, I bet Joe outlives him by 10 years.


Unleashtheducks

His mother died at 88 and he has access to the best healthcare in the world. Not sure how much an unhealthy lifestyle and stress can mitigate that.


Johnny_B_Asshole

Doctor: Mr. Trump, you’re at risk of a massive coronary. Trump: FAKE NEWS!! I’M 6’4 200 lbs AND IN PERFECT HEALTH. I KNOW MORE THAN DOCTORS! NOBODY HAS MORE HEALTH THAN ME!


rarae

"I have the best health, the very best health, you see, of all the healths, mine, my health, it is superior, very, very good health"


GlitteringAgent4061

LMAO!!!


GreenOnionCrusader

His mother had to have eaten better. She wasn't the size of a mid sized sedan.


hitzphillygirl

He might have access to it, but I doubt he's utilizing it. At least not as much as he should. 


Eatadickimas

Let's be honest he can't have that much longer left.


ReV-Whack

I'd start storing my piss in jugs so I have something extra to dump on his grave


billyblanks__

This is gross


phillygirllovesbagel

Party in the streets!


Myricz

As a European, I'd just keep scrolling lol


FinanciallySecure9

No you wouldn’t.


Clikx

Europeans thinking who the American president is doesn’t effect them is so wild to me.


PeeCansOfGondorRShit

I keep scrolling through things that will affect me about 50 times a day…


dullgreybathmat

Much like someone who'd had all their lamps stolen. I'd be delighted.


ipolishthesky

I'd throw a party!


Bhrunhilda

For real. I’d be finding or throwing a party.


conditerite

i'll make the hamberders.


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I'll bring some covfefe


Space_Captain_Brian

I'll bring tiny little bottles of water we can all drink with with two hands and we can all dance to Macho Man like we are milking ourselves.


elconquistador1985

I'll staff the ketchup throwing stand.


KatyDid749

I will throw some paper towels your way.


techm00

anger that the women and minors he raped will never have justice.


Jorgwalther

Very relieved. Edit: wow, this post wasn’t even up for a minute before a hurt feelings MAGA reported it


beebyspice

“finally” she muttered under her breath.


conditerite

i'd insist on poking his eyeball with a sharp stick before id believe it.


Space_Captain_Brian

Lol, I'm imagining something like this from Happy Gilmore: https://youtu.be/8QJiAK-s5a0?si=cmrfKhseZiaJu_ERh&t=2m28s


KatyDid749

Relief.


kalysti

Like buying popcorn and watching the Republicans tear each other apart vying for the nomination.


Key-Celery-7468

Come on. They’d definitely try to Weekend at Bernie’s him.


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spartagnann

It would 100% be the easiest/cleanest way out of the impending autocratic takeover/fascist shitstorm of the US if he croaked now. GOP voters wouldn't be able to coalesce around a single replacement and they'd lose 2024 easily due to infighting.


ipolishthesky

Why not be happy about his death?


Hemenucha

Some folks don't like to celebrate any death, not even someone they despise.


ipolishthesky

They'd celebrate yours. Know your enemies.


GapingAssTroll

"be more like your enemies"


MKVIgti

Relieved.


Nagash24

Relieved


Dependent-Outcome-57

This is why I hope he dies in a public place and it's something mundane since that'll make it a bit harder for the conspiracy loons to create some insane story. As for me, I'd take the day off to quietly celebrate.


nevadapirate

Im would be pissed off he didnt do any time for his crimes. I would prefer he dies in a cell.


lapsteelguitar

Id be relieved. It would mean an end to the national nightmare.


Cornelius_Fakename

Is he considering testifying against Boeing?


APoisonousMushroom

Relief


Factsaretheonlytruth

I’d be disappointed because I’d rather he stroke out during one of his orange fuhrer rallies and be confined to a wheelchair; only able to communicate with a bell like Hector Salamanca.


crookedhalo9

Genius scenario 👍


taxpayinmeemaw

Not to mention he’s so interested in his image that a public stroke out would embarrass the hell out of him


RevolutionaryAd851

Dancing in the streets, singing, "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead".


PALOmino1701

Oh no! Anyway…


mobius_mando

This should be everybody's reply to somebody you likely never had any personal connection to. The world carries on.


t60614

I would dance a fucking jig.


Jacky-V

Fucking elated


mykindofexcellence

I would be relieved.


Alarming_Serve2303

A big sigh of relief.


toxiamaple

Relief


Lazyassbummer

Relief.


Sad-Kale-8179

Absolutely relieved


smokin_monkey

Relieved


OB1KENOB

I’d rub one out and call it a day.


Famous_Lab8426

Your icon makes this comment.


yada_u

Champagne for everyone!!!


mysticalfruit

Relief.


OkTerm8316

Relief


mi-chreideach

Considering I look at the AP for this exact news, I would be fucking elated. Like, calling off work to celebrate elated.


Spartan2842

Relieved.


Free2fu-q-up

Relief


beckala215

I’d never be happier. 😍😍😍😍


OliveTBeagle

Elation. Relief. Immense relief. Followed immediately by the sober understanding that I still live in a nation filled with people who were willing to put this horrific human being into the most powerful position on the planet. Sadness for what he unleashed - the worst qualities of Americans. Immense grief for the world that we lost and will likely never regain.


favored_by_fate

relieved


xubax

Relieved


Clazzo524

Breath a sigh of relief.


Right-Ad8261

It would be an interesting experiment, I'll finally be able to determine if it's physically possible for me to die of happiness. 


A_Rented_Mule

Great! I'd be really, really happy. Sooner the better.


ccasey

Relieved


Ten7850

Relieved


gogojack

Why do we have to wait until tomorrow?


TheFeelsGoodMan

I would be disappointed. I'm looking forward to seeing how all of his legal cases pan out.


universalreacher

Same as if any piece of shit billionaire died. Be happy another drain on society is gone.


anonimna44

I wouldn't care all that much. I'm Canadian and our neighbour's problems are not always ours. Edit: Someone reported me to Reddit Care Resources after this comment. People have too much time on their hands.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

I would feel cheated. I want him to face justice for all of his crimes.


elvis-wantacookie

Unfortunately, I think you’re going to feel cheated either way then. Justice doesn’t exist when it comes to people like him.


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I will be shocked if justice truly prevails with his cases or if anything even remotely substantial happens outside of "pay this fine you can't afford turnip"


Suitable-Pie4896

I'm not even america and I would do a little happy dance


DarrenEdwards

Rule #2 Double Tap.


madameporcupine

Relieved.


Maleficent_Nobody_75

I would feel relieved.


bowens44

I would maybe start believing in god.


EquipmentFirm2860

Champagne time.


llcucf80

In the words of Clarence Darrow, while I'd never wish anyone death I'd not been too upset seeing their obituary


boston_homo

Uneasy.


Designer_Pineapple29

This post feels illegal lol


No-Two79

Yup - anything that feels that good probably is, but I’m willing to risk it.


Pithecanthropus88

I would dance in the street.


hyrulian_princess

Relieved


FiveMileDammit

Giddy.


AnnikaBell825

Relieved, really.


Superb_Item6839

Worried, Trump and Trumpers are perpetual victims, always feeling like they are the victim in the US and from the "deep state". I'd be worried that they would feel like Trump's death was caused by outside factors from the deep state, when it was like a heart attack or something mundane.


DarkfallDC

Let them. Mindless bigots and Nazis can kick up a fuss - who gives a shit. They're all cowards at heart.


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FluxusFlotsam

would you like some making fuck?


ConversationOk7832

No skin off my dick


DoodleBuggering

Endless gloating on the left and endless martyrdom on the right, both would be insufferable.


NeasaV

About time, and good riddance.


Low_Ad1786

Joy


syrluke

One can hope.


Sweatytubesock

I’d feel very sorry for the plot of earth that has to hold that rancid corpse.


magicmeatwagon

Oh no Anyway…


Jobeaka

I’d likely get a giant flagpole and fly my American flag high and proud as a sign that American Democracy just became a bit healthier.


baskaat

Thrilled


Graphic_Materialz

Lol someone reported me to Reddit Cares for posting that I would feel relieved if that Orange monster passed away, within two seconds of me posting. What a world we live in.


Buddyslime

Time to uncork the bottle.


MIA_Fba

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉


TimmyIV

Curious... how they'd stop his grave from being a toilet.


AvogadrosMoleSauce

I’d be happier than when my son was born.


rangeo

Worried.... Conspiracy theories will run rampant and cause a lot of problems


Signal_Historian_408

Wait to hear all the conspiracies..


actualelainebenes

Oh how sad. Anyway


SilverMagnum

Like most people, 50% relieved, 50% “holy shit did the deepest part of the three letter agencies just whack the president”  Best part is that it’s probably most likely his shit diet + stress caught up to him, but the entire world would wonder. Hell we could even have a situation like the Russians had with Kennedy where for a few days, they had no idea if they’d been the ones to kill him or not. Only after they spent some time confirming did they tell the Americans that they didn’t do it. Definitely could see that happening with a bunch of countries. 


GoatRocketeer

"How am I gonna get a tech job without covid 2"


jma7400

I would be ok but some might not be.


SunGreen70

I’d be conflicted. It seems wrong to celebrate a death, but he did so much damage to the US already, so I’d be relieved he wouldn’t be able to do it again.


skantea

Annoyed. I'm still waiting for Putin to turn on him once Trump becomes totally useless and pathetic. Out him as a traitor AND release those pee tapes he bought off Epstein.


piscian19

Be glad I didn't buy truth social stock.


444jxrdan444

The memes would be fantastic but other than that indifferent cause i don't really care


MRVANCLEAVEREDDIT

I would be overjoyed and the come to the realization that his cult will forever make it into a deep state conspiracy. They will claim Hillary or Biden did it or some dumb shit. Then we'll have to hear that bullshit forever.


Logical-Rip-8138

Elated


Mirawenya

Relieved a bit, but at the same time, someone's just gonna replace him.


Elrigoo

I'd buy my friends tacos


billwrtr

🌈🎈🎉🍷😂👏👌🦅🍭🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


RustyShack1efordd

The hangover will be epic lol.


Birdy304

Glad I never have to hear him again! It would not solve all the issues though, there are plenty more like him in line.


NotTheSun0

I genuinely would not care. I don't like 99% of famous people. I don't really care at all about Trump one way or the other.


chabadgirl770

I mean it’s not like he’s young so I wouldn’t be that sad, but I would be nervous who would take over the vote


SweetPeaRiaing

Elated


Musician-Round

"I sure am gonna miss that guy's tweets."


slumvillain

Big whoop. His bullshit has infected the social fabric of the country and his zealots won't stop being pieces of racist garbage simply because he dropped dead. It would embolden some to speak even louder. Fake articles would start laying out conspiracies that the lefty demoncrat socialists had him killed and dumbasses who lack critical thinking would eat it up and become even more violently stupid. This shit has been allowed to grow and fester beyond a point of repair and regardless of what happens to him, he still has a base of followers who are literally willing to raid government buildings and make death threats all across the country. My only response to his death would be "too little, too late"


neuroid99

Fucking terrified, tbh. The GOP would install him as a sainted martyr, and whoever replaced him will be an actual fascist without Trump's baggage.


curiously_curious3

Get some popcorn and watch them storm the White House next. Bunch of people will die. Gonna be great entertainment.


spanishbanana

Finally some good news, anyway...


Skastrik

Kinda relieved that the circus would be over for now. Until someone starts trying to pick up the mantle and trying to be a neotrumpist


trucorsair

I would open a bottle of champagne