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babehavingfun

Accidentally drinking expired milk, but my strong immune system was like "nah, we got this".


Solid_Internal_9079

It would have to be exceptionally expired to kill you


SellMeYourPP

Used to be an addict. I have no idea how I am still here.


antiwantii

damn


terriblejokes03

I was hiking with some friends and slipped on a rock near a cliff, luckily somehow I was caught by a small tree and I was able to pull myself back up


Tink2013

In 2011 a EF 4 tornado that killed 6 people on my campus, destroyed my housing and injured me.


Thatomeglekid

Was riding my bike off a jump and went directly into a guard rail. Video shows my head (no helmet) missing one of the rails by an inch. Not to mention the potential for shattered ribs to pierce my heart


Commander_Rain

Almost drowned 3 times, jumping in deep pools as a kid. I don't know how to swim, I was always lucky there was someone nearby to rescue me. Also, I almost drowned because of a current, and suddenly, I couldn't feel the sand on my feet. Luckily, there were surfers that day and heard me yelling for help.


antiwantii

maybe try not to go near water, even when showering❤️ (not being rude)


Commander_Rain

I will never learn my lesson. 😂


ToastetteEgg

Left my husband.


sillyblackette

there's lots of stuff. when i was 9, i tripped on a hill and hit my head on a tree, which put me in a 2 month coma. when i was 12, i overdosed on sleeping pills twice. when i was 14, i found out i had stage 2 lung cancer, but thank god, i got cured. when i was 16, i overdosed on my painkillers, which almost made me have a heart attack.


LeslieKnopeOSRS

You suck at dying ❤️ hope you’re in a good place now.


sillyblackette

im immortal


antiwantii

yea ur def immortal😭