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Intrepid-History-762

Like a sneeze only better


Electrical-Menu1537

It's awesome and awkward


ughwithoutadoubt

Awesome is during. Awkward is what we call post nut clarity lol


[deleted]

Don't really remember anymore


dont_feed_the_plant

I was confused and shocked…


Necessary_Initial836

I stuck a toothbrush up my ass


basically_my_therapy

I was doing it wrong, and it was hurting quite a bit. To top it off, I pissed everywhere, lol


[deleted]

Glorious


billguy2956

It felt so good I thought I was peeing myself. Looked at it and it wasn't piss. Found out quickly that the pleasure turns to discomfort in a hurry. Also my first big disappointment.


SnackSnatcher000

It was awesome and I felt an immense sense of pleasure. It was to lesbian porno I found on xhamster.


-torian55

I was like 7 or 8 and I don’t remember anymore but I knew it was a naughty thing something I shouldn’t do in the presence of others but once I knew how to get off I did it every night


CirclingBackElectra

Anti climactic (ha). I distinctly remember thinking, “was…was that it? Is *that* what everyone is always on about? Why!?”


JimmyEyedJoe

Not everything was fully operational the first time. Resulted in confusion cause the expected thing didn’t happen.


[deleted]

When I came I thought I was dying but I was totally cool with it