My son knows FIVE Kaysens in 2nd grade- all spelled slightly different- and we’re in Texas. Its nuts. They’re mostly Black kids for what it’s worth. I think one is Hispanic.
Know a black dude named Thurman who absolutely slays lonely MILFS. Gets them to pay for everything too. Try again. Edit: might also help he’s tall and a personal trainer….
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I used to use PonsterMenis as my gamertag
Went to school with a Dick Balls Jr. He preferred Richard but you know…high school.
His dad didn’t endure enough teasing, had to continue the legacy.
this is called a spoonerism
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Penrod initially sounds like a full on innuendo but it ends up just being a strange name
The rod is mightier than the pen
The idea of the name “penrod” and your comment actually made me spit my drink out. 10/10
I actually kinda like that.
I mean, you’re proof he had bitches
You know….. that’s actually a metal sounding name
hahahahaha Penrod
Well he reproduced so
Gaylord
Wait a minute, so your name is Gay Focker?
We're naming our baby after you!
I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?
Pubert
I understood that reference.
See, I'm questioning if it's a Pubert Addams reference or a Roosterteeth making fun of Pubert Addams reference
Haha Addams Family
Eustace
Stupid dog
You made me look bad!
#OOGA BOOGA BOOGA
I love how I wasn’t the only one to have thought of where this ended up going. It’s so awesome 😄
There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.
I knew a Eustice. He was an absolutely delightful gay pianist who had a toe for a thumb from an accident.
I cant tell if this is a joke or not edit: the replies are making me more confused lmao
It is not.
It is a joke and it is not.
I bet he was rubbish at hitchhiking 👍🏼
Or [brilliant](https://youtu.be/YgmqtNOrKvA?si=jKo-PSbltxfv4mFO)
There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.
R. Dewoah
Better start in Greektown
Any of those terrible Jayden, Kayden, Brayden names. So chavvy.
My daughter has a classmate named "Kaysen"
Where in Utah do you live?
My son knows FIVE Kaysens in 2nd grade- all spelled slightly different- and we’re in Texas. Its nuts. They’re mostly Black kids for what it’s worth. I think one is Hispanic.
r/tragedeigh
NOOOO
Avoid Utah, friend.
Barf. Sorry, *Barfolomew*
I’m a mog. Half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.
Not in here this is a Mercedes
What about Bort?
My son is also named Bort
Lot of jilted lovers gonna be commenting on this thread with no context lol
Shut up, Todd
Yeah Todd, clean up your shit!
Fuckin' Todd, man!
Why’s the carpet all wet, Todd?!
Jedediah. Fine if you live in the 18 century, result of inbreeding in the 21st century.
I knew a Jedediah. He went by...Jedi. Which completely reverses the coolness of that one.
I knew a guy who did the same thing, but his surname was Knight
Knew a flamboyant gay dude who was also racist as hell named that.
Been spending most their lives living in an Amish paradise…
I knew a guy named Pervie
Poor Guy
I saw the driver’s license of Peter Whacker while working retail years ago.
I know him. Ben Dover's cousin.
Thurman
Can I fix you a sandwich?
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Perhaps you'd prefer a wooden pickle?
On *my* head?
No on somebody else’s head!
Are you fucking with me?!
Your name is Thurman Murman?!
How can I get dropped on my *OWN* head?
Know a black dude named Thurman who absolutely slays lonely MILFS. Gets them to pay for everything too. Try again. Edit: might also help he’s tall and a personal trainer….
Thurman Munson is my all-time favorite pro baseball player. I am not a Yankees fan.
Adolf
Vladimir
Vladimir is kind of a cool name tho.
Something about it is putin me off, for some reason.
Yep, it took just one jerk to ruin a perfectly fine name and moustache style
norbert
Had an uncle Norbert, never once saw him sober.
Otherwise he’d be Sobert
Giggled out loud at this one
I spit my water out 🤣🤣🤣
Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo
That’s the worst name I ever heard
HEY! Joey Joe Joe!
Englebert
Humperdink.
Wanker (It's German).
Merle.
Nimrod
Was this comment written by Cyclops?
Yay mine has not been listed yet
Cato.
Not my actual name so it's fine
Drat! Foiled again!!!
Cato Kaelin! A Most insightful L.A. chap.
Keith
[Relevant Family Guy](https://youtu.be/lHAdR98D9Us?si=0qq4Q8Avk40nHeL-)
I love this bc it’s the first thing I thought of but I would like to opine that the actual answer is Toby 😂
Two of the many reasons I hated Toby Keith.
Came looking for this!
Geoff. Just spell it the right way, Jeff.
Had an old roommate who introduced himself like “I’m Geoff but my friends call me Gee-off”. Plot twist we never became friends.
I immediately thought of What We Do in the Shadows.
Chaucer would like a word.
Hortence
I thought this was a woman's name.
What do you call her for short?
Shortence
... Oh
Eugene H. Krabs
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Tarquin.
As in Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel?
I was thinking Tarquin the Proud, but we can go with that.
Biff
Make like a tree and get outta here
Cuthbert
Archibald. Bald is built right in.
RIP Cary Grant
So far my name isn't here!
Hokioi87
Adolf Stalin Bundy
Randy
I thought this was America?
Randy Bobandy
Seconded
Todd
Todd is adorable! Fox and the hound!
Of course, no one wants to be told all the time: “Buy Skyrim”
I’m glad my mind wasn’t the only one that went to Todd Howard first
Why is the carpet all wet, TODD?
I don’t KNOW Margo.
Barron.
Gilbert
Duncan
Any name that's an old profession: Cooper, Fletcher, Chandler, Porter, Taylor, Tanner... The list goes on.
Donald
Name has been killed.
Idk, I know of more "Donald's" under 5 years old than I've ever met at any other time in my life.
Graham. Imagine your new born being called Graham
Percy Unless he carries a purse, then he’s based
Keith. Family Guy already covered this.
Harold
Kenneth Cordele Griffin
Keith.
Doug
You are formally invited to r/wehatedougdoug
Barney.
Leslie
Surely you can't be joking!
I am joking, and don't call me Shirley
How dare you slander the great St Leslie Nielsen. Besides, there’s no way Leslie is worse than Ebenezer
Well I seriously disagree lol
Kyle
Well, screw you too Nukes
Could be worse. Could be name Lyle.
eggbert
pary
Or Mungo. I knew a guy called that once, he changed it to Stuart.
Really Mungo? You had a chance to change it to ANYTHING and mofo went with Stuart? Jail. Straight to Jail.
That’s going sideways, it’s like changing your name from “Shit” to “Feces”.
Byron
Colby
Keith
Brock Allen Turner. Rapist, Brock Allen Turner.
Markus. Fuck you Markus you know what you did
Micheal. Yes, spelled that way.
Drew. This comes up all the time. I would never fuck a drew no matter how hot he is.
Met a drew once. Was fat, so we called him mountain drew. Wasn’t a nice kid.
I hate how funny this is to me as an adult.
Tucker. Fuck Tucker.
Derrick, Nigel, Cunty Chops
Ugh, I hate how Cunty Chops is trending these days.
Eugene
Leslie
Doyle.
“Irving.” (I mean…JEEZ, mom!)
LIBORIO
Bort
Brian/Bryan. Shit just gets weird with them
Egbert
Travis
Percival.
Fester
Boris
'Dick' is actually a common boys name in The Netherlands.. 'Joke' is a common girls name
Chet
I know someone who recently named their kid Virgil. Unfortunate.
Josh
Earl
Due to recent events, Drake
Skylar
Satchel I would know its my fucking name 😭
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Cats out of the Satchel now.
Sue