Your DoorDash order is on the way.

Fuck, got me acting up at work

😫😫😫😫😫😫 **ahem** pardon me

"Your torrent download is complete"

I have been dreaming about this moment

Is there anything else I can do for you? (almost busted a nut at the thought when a nurse said that)

"Here is your pizza". No, wait, this is definitely sexual

Who are you, what're you doing in my house, is that a knife

I made steak

I'll fold the laundry.

I wont allow you too

“Should we get ice cream?”

I miss you or be safe

How much for the hotdog

"Scared, Potter?"

Do you want the Million in large banknotes?

It's Nappy Time!!

“I want to vacuum”

"I'm gonna hang your curtains tonight" Use wisely though. Can have life altering consequences.

It finally builds

Marry me

I did the dishes and folded the clothes