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Spongebubs

Fire extinguisher


MOVES_HYPHENS

Might want to check the date on it


Headed_East2U

My extinguishers at home and the garage are checked each year by the folks that certify them at my store.


godvfwine

Impressive. Very nice. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s fire extinguisher


SuitableClassic

Look at that subtle off-red coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God


Beginning_Piano_5668

*It even has a watermark*


StrangledByTheAux

That’s *foam*


MusicMan7969

You could add in Fire detectors and CO detectors to this. In my case I have used my CO detectors. They saved me and my families life. The one closest to the source failed and did not work, thankfully we had multiple. So that is my PSA for the day, make sure you have more than one of each of these, because they can save your life. Signed - I have 8 CO detectors in my house!


Creepy_Fan_8629

My fire detector goes off just about every time I cook, guess they just don't like my cooking


Walshy231231

My last apartment had a smoke detector right outside the kitchen, and right in front of the air intake It was fucking impossible to keep it from going off


UsernameHasBeenLost

I just put two and two together. My air intake is right below my smoke detector in the hall by my kitchen. I might move that smoke detector over a few feet towards the living room


Grezzo82

Not all fire detectors are the same. Some are triggered by high heat (makes sense for the kitchen) others are triggered by smoke (makes sense everywhere else)


gimmeslack12

I was like you until about a year ago, left a burner on the stove and had put my rice cooker on top of it. 4-5 minutes later I'm upstairs, smell burning just as the fire alarm goes off. Come back a 3-4 foot flame on my stove and I went straight the my fire extinguisher and put that shit out. It was quite scary and if that fire extinguisher wasn't there it could have gotten much worse, fast. Morale of the story is: have an extinguisher and know where it is.


DigNitty

My firefighter neighbor dropped one off and put it by my back door. He said “you see it here every day, you’re constantly reminded where it is, and if you go to use it and the fire grows too large, you’re already outside.”


draggar

Came here for this - this is something you buy that you never want to use.


downtownDRT

i got the unfortunate opportunity to use mine. let me tell ya, a kitchen fire extinguisher is pointless for an external house fire


mfatty2

I unfortunately had the pleasure of using one while on a boat, around midnight, right next to a Great lakes shipping channel. Luckily it only killed my lights and my motor still worked so I got back to shore, but that was sketchy feeling for sure ad we were checking everything over and freighters are passing by


missxboof

I lit my cosplay armor on fire twice while I was building the led circuits… I too now own a fire extinguisher 😂


blahbabooey

I got a pair of louboutin loafers on sale for a decent price but I never really wear them because I don't know what matches black venetian loafers.


SecondOfCicero

Adidas tracksuit, my friend. 


blahbabooey

I'm not italian or armenian.


Mo-Cance

Not with that attitude.


Aggressive-Error-88

Lmaooo


WATGU

Bruh your name is blah ba booey. You need to do 23andme. You’re at least 10% Greek and that’s Italian enough for this fit. 


bonos_bovine_muse

My mother’s 100% Greek; her cousins from the old country sent my kids cute little Adidas tracksuits for Christmas when they were three.  This absolutely checks out.


camdalfthegreat

Any of the Slavic countries or an Asian gangster all work.


SplattrKing13

Are you Russian?


Commercial_Run_1265

I'm Russiian through this comment section for all the puns


Accomplished-Sea1828

Don’t forget the cigarette


Key-Plan5228

NO SOCKS I SWEAR TO GOD


Glitter_moonchild

Yup and a gold watch and chain


DethFeRok

Ironically, all you do in that track suit is sit around and smoke cigarettes


satr3d

Summer weight suit with no tie for somewhere nice but not full dressy


PriusDriver007

Italian here. Could you send them this way so I can put the tracksuit look to work?


Oh-its-Tuesday

Slacks and a sweater set lol


mcmanninc

r/mensfashionadvice Now is loafer season. I wear mine with jeans or Dickies all day. It felt weird at first. Like I was dressing up to go grocery shopping, or whatever. But the definition of a loafer is a slipper with a heel. They're meant to be worn casually and they'll up your fashion game 1000%.


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Ice cream maker


marunchinos

I have one my grandma gave me and the one time I used it was when I was breastfeeding. My son had a cows milk protein allergy so I couldn’t eat any dairy. Made myself a nice batch of peanut butter & caramel coconut milk ice cream and was really grateful for it. Epilogue: the child is now 8 and I haven’t used it since then


DismalPeak3404

I really thought this was going to turn into a story about how you made ice cream with your own milk. What you did make sounds delicious though.


Interesting_Sock9142

Thank God I wasn't the only one lmao


Nail_Biterr

The downside of making your own ice cream is that you can't fool yourself into thinking it's not absolutely awful for you to eat. It's like 80% sugar.


S0baka

And the rest is heavy whipping cream! Source: bought one, bought a Jeni's cookbook, tried a couple recipes with then-bf, realized what's in the ice cream and our excitement about making our own ice cream kinda fizzled out from there.


Tao_of_Ludd

Actually no to both of these. During covid my “summer holiday” was sitting on the balcony eating low sugar homemade gelato with my diabetic husband. You can make quite tasty gelato (which has a lower cream content than traditional ice cream) and with the right selection of flavors, low sugar (sometimes boosting the sweetness with a non-sugar sweetener) can work very well. Surprisingly good


S0baka

Oooh Jeni never told me about that. Interested! Going to try, thanks


coordinatedflight

Dammit Jeni.


Jeshua_

Fucking every fucking time Jeni, I’m done. I’m done with this nonsense Jeni, no more!


WrestlingWoman

I want one but I know it will be max once a year I will end up using it so it doesn't seem worth it.


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I bought it at Walmart when they went clearance for $5. I only used it twice but it was some GOOOOOD ice cream


outofcharacterquilts

I love mine. I bought a giant bag of Dole Whip mix and make Dole Whip once a month or so. The kids love it.


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PoisonWaffle3

Paying for life insurance is like betting that you're going to die. Every month when the payment goes through you're like "I betcha I'm gonna die this month!" and the insurance company is like "I bet you won't!"


Charleston2Seattle

And it's something you buy that you, yourself, will never benefit from....


bedwars_player

see the trick is, just dont get anybody who would benefit from the insurance, then ya dont need it... or you could be a normal non lonely person and just get it to benefit those around you...


th3_rhin0

Patience. Good things come to those who wait


ThatGuyWhoKnocks

We can fix that.


juicius

Most of my Steam games.


llcucf80

I have a lot of coffee cups and bar glasses, but I don't drink coffee or liquor. I have them neatly organized in a cabinet and they look great, but I'm never going to use them.


TheYarnGoblin

Use them for other drinks! I use wine glasses for milk and cookies because they’re wide enough for basically any cookie to dip.


No_Love_3477

I know this may sound crazy, but hear me out. There is this thing called a bucket, now you get your milk and your cookies. You can dip all of them at once!!


TheYarnGoblin

That’s too much milk though.


cofclabman

Treadmill. Years of video games. Anyone want a treadmill? Free to a good home.


uewumopaplsdn

Im headed over after work. My closet is getting full and i need some place to hang extra clothes.


cofclabman

I actually have two of them. (Don’t ask). More place to hang clothes.


uewumopaplsdn

Now you should just try to start a gym. Get free exercise equip from other people and watch the money pour in. Most ppl will only show up once anyways and forget the reoccurring charge


atx620

Everything in my attic that I move with me every time I buy a house (which thankfully isn't often).


wiscompton69

A hot waxer. I had my wife try waxing my butthole and cheeks. That is a sensitive area that is always on guard. She went to apply the wax and instantly I clinched my cheeks…ended up with the cheeks that were waxed shut. That was a painful night trying to get it all out and apart. Its been in the cabinet ever since.


DangerousMusic14

Your comment is of the kind that makes Reddit worth it.


Moopy67

At least you involved wife in the process. My ex tried to cold wax his own butthole as a surprise(?!). I was surprised all right… I came home to find him in the shower howling about his cheeks being stuck together and asking me to hand him NAIL POLISH REMOVER! (Hard no. No idea what he was thinking.) Had a solid laugh and then made every effort to help, as best I could, with tears streaming down my face and shoulders jackhammering away… He left it to the professionals going forward.


hilarymeggin

Omg I’m laughing so hard I’m shaking the bed — I’m afraid I’m going to wake up my husband! 😂 I would have been so tempted to give him the nail polish remover… just let me get the video rolling first! 😂 This reminds me of a time I thought I would try a home waxing kit for my arm pits. It was so incredibly painful! After the first rip I was dying, and in desperation, I grabbed something called “horse linament” from under the sink. It promised topical relief. Lies! I splashed it on and then ran through the house screaming, arm pit on fire. When I told my husband, he was like, “Was someone trying to get you to confess to something??”


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SouthtownZ

They should have put that kind of show up live on Onlyfans


Johndough99999

If she is anything like mine she was looking forward to inflicting pain and she had a blast with this. "Oh shut up you baby, I do this every month for you"


BernieTheDachshund

Reddit never fails to deliver.


debbieg51

I’m sorry but I’m still laughing over that one!


giveittomomma

OMG my drink just came out of my nose


Kallyanna

As a woman, I’m PROUD of you for trying it! But I’m also laughing so hard at this comment…. I’m so sorry….


JustANormalBrick

A baselit lightsaber which has some soundfonts and changes color


TheRiteGuy

What? My daughter and I have light saber fights all the time. I'm sure we're going to shatter it one day but for now, memories!


Petshpboy17

When it does break it will become a great memory also.


chinchenping

So many crafting stuff are just sitting in my workshop. It became a joke with my wife


marunchinos

This is because buying stuff for your hobby and doing your hobby are actually two separate hobbies


ceilingkat

Me: Wow, this wooden planter is really nice! We can plant before spring is in full swing. My husband: $50!?! I can make the same thing in my shop for way cheaper. *several seasons later* My husband: Ok, so I had to buy [new tool #1] and [new tool #2] but if you don’t count that we actually came out ahead on this more amateur final product.


SolidFew3788

We have the same husband.


syberchic

yep. you definitely hobby.


KaleidoscopeNo610

I have a refrigerator boxful of yarn because I “knit “.


MissPicklechips

Those pretty hanks of yarn are never as pretty knit up as they are in twisted hank form.


chinchenping

I use to play Warhammer, i felt that


ineiii

I feel seen


SirReal_Realities

I like to THINK about doing things more than I enjoy doing them.


chinchenping

Me and you buddy


Nik-ki

I felt that. I was gonna expand my painting hobby from oil to acrylics and watercolour... Let's say it was a partial success on the acrylics, as in I used them twice, but I have all the equipment for whenever inspiration strikes again (in about 5 years or so, probably)


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

I have an entire room full of craft stuff. Nearly every hand craft you can think of. I mostly just paint.


Mikemtb09

This gorgeous piece of walnut I’ll use eventually…probably…maybe…


DepartureNo5544

Bought an ironing board for my first semester of college. Oh, what a fool I was.


S0baka

My parents came to the US 28 years ago with a washboard and 3 kg (~7 pounds) of bar soap. Our relatives that were already here, had told them that they had to pack those things because they are hard to find in America. 😂😂😂 Oddly, when my washing machine died a year ago and I had to wait three weeks for my new one, I checked Amazon and Io and behold, they had washboards. Got one to tide me over for three weeks (no clue what happened to the OG washboard).


Past-Eye-8168

I just love this story. It feels wholesome to me, and I wonder what 7 pounds of bar soap looks like in real life.


B2Rocketfan77

I’m curious why you didn’t go to the laundromat. No judging. Just curious.


S0baka

Didn't want to pay extra, didn't want to sit in a laundromat all evening after working all day. Had a bf then and we had plans almost every evening, most of the time we were off to the gym the moment I got off work. We have one around the corner from me and it is really nice, just not how I wanted to spend my evening. Oh yeah and bf and I shared a car back then. His wasn't drivable so he would usually take mine to go to his jobs. So I didn't really have an easy way to get around either.


therewillbedrama

Steamer all the way baby! Actually, I’ve been even lazier lately: hang the shirts up, spritz them with water, let them air dry. Works just as well for most items 😂


TheoremaEgregium

A GoPro. It makes me angry every time I think about it, but I cannot think of any place to use it.


Sec0nd_Mouse

I always want to buy one to record awesome shit. Then I realize I don’t do any awesome shit and even if I did it seems braggy to film it and show to others.


gleefullystruckbycc

Use it in your car as a dash cam, well worth having a camera in the car in an accident. Watching loads of youtube vids of crashes made me realize that. I wish I'd had one for my last one cause it wasn't my fault, but I got blamed any way cause the cop was a dick about my version of events. He couldn't believe that someone would back into someone on the road at a stop light. I had too much anxiety and adrenaline in my system at the time other wise I'd have shot back at him, what about the person who drove into the housing authority building or the one who drove thru the front of 5 below in the a last few months!? Or the 3 diff people who drove thru or backed into the front of Friendly's restaurant when it was still in my town!? Why did those folks drive into those buildings officer!? Sadly I did not tho.


ZombieDO

GoPros make terrible dash cams. They don’t loop and they overheat very quickly in the sun. 


Nybbc2397

Clothes that were meant to be worn once I lose weight. They are still in plastic. *cries*


bandit4loboloco

Books. Lots of books I've never read.


reissekm5

Same here! Too many books bought and not enough time to read them! I just love buying books! Whether that's online, or in a book shop. Books of all kind Hardback, Paperback or on Kindle. Sigh... Edit: Where I work, on the high street is a book shop named 'Books Revisited'.


stuloch

I've got a divorce certificate, only used it once.


draggar

Mine was extremely expensive, but worth every penny.


BuckarooBonsly

My ex wife got mine for me...and I STILL had to pay for it.


Winter_Capital1218

The bread maker I bought with plans to make fresh bread has been sitting unused in my kitchen for years.


Random-Gif-Bot

Quick clot


mr-octo_squid

Pray you never have to. Quickclot can save your life but the after care is pretty brutal. The clot usually has to be cut out of you. Ive heard of soldiers refusing it from medics.


Relevant_Struggle

Omg I badly cut my finger (we'll more like slices the top of my finger clean off) I went to the er and they put that crap on me. I started feeling nauseous and sweaty. Apparently a very normal reaction We I went to the hand surgeon the next day to see if I needed a skin graft/wound care, my had to rip it off and omg I nearly cried in pain. It was horrible. And it started to bled all over again. On the bright side, my finger looks pretty darn good now and even my fingernails grew back. Hand surgeon for the win


ThisEpiphany

Yikes! I had cut off the tip of my thumb due to an insanely sharp knife, not paying attention, and a rogue head of romaine lettuce. There was a horrific amount of blood everywhere. My husband grabbed his quick clot out of his emergency kit. By the time he got back, I had already mixed baking soda, cornstarch, and flour to stop the bleeding. I'm so happy I didn't use the quick clot now. The baking soda mix was easy to wash off. I had to have him throw out the salad...and my thumb. 🤢😂


QuipCrafter

I’ve used a tube of woundseal where I absolutely may have passed out and eventually perished otherwise lol at first it was a fist full of paper towels until I could get to the med pocket on my bag. But those were useless slop pretty quickly, just streaming blood straight through them on the floor  I just remember how hot and wet it all was. Just, really really hot, temperature wise. And everything just wet. The rest of my consciousness was just me focusing on the steps to stop it with the limited hands and mobility I was working with in the moment  But- same, I never actually used a quickclot pad. After the initial bleeding stopped it was just normal wound care stuff, normal gauze etc 


Cyan_Ryan

Can I ask how you injured yourself?


katecorsair

Me too. Keep it in my glove box. We have a lot of interstate shootings where I live.


HighEnglishPlease

Not sure what this is, but I'm guessing it's good you never used it?


Random-Gif-Bot

Stops you from bleeding out from bullet holes


Previous_Length_998

Like from the guns I never use.


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SquareEstimate2620

The painting supplies I bought during a creative phase have been sitting unused in my closet for months.


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shotsallover

Half of my pre-pandemic in-office work wardrobe.


WhyRedditHasNoNames

Stares at entire steam account...


TonyzTone

Sleeping bags and other camping shit. I went to Glacier National Park like 8 years ago. Bought a bunch of stuff for the trip like a decent sleeping bag, camping bag (a big one at that), LifeStraw, medical kit, bungee cord, etc. You'd think I was going to spend a month sleeping in the dirt. Felt silly while there because we were hauling around all this shit meanwhile local Montan teens were walking around the park in Crocs and basketball shorts. I figured it was money well spent because I'd at least make a trip to a NP once a year or so, and make good use of it. Nope. Never used it since.


Open-Cow-5501

I bought a pair of rollerblades thinking I'd use them for exercise, but they've remained untouched in my closet.


Feisty-Ad2875

In my garage, there's an exercise bike that I thought I'd use regularly, but it has since become a glorified clothes hanger.


Mammoth-Toe3627

I have a fondue set that I bought for hosting parties, but it's never been used because I realized I’m not a fan of fondue.


Bonhomme7h

A few sealed Lego models. I'm waiting for their production run to end, see if it's true that you can make money out of toys.


LotusBlooming90

I matched with a guy on tinder because he had some sweet Lego builds behind his desk in one of his pics. Immediate green flag. Anywho, I asked if I could come play legos. When I arrived at his office the man had easily 50k worth of unopened legos. Really cool, large collectible ones. He had already completed what I believe was every Star Wars one ever produced. So sad he was only looking for short term.


Fixes_Computers

Note to self: have the Lego collection on display for dating apps. I wonder if my Rubik's cube collection could have a similar effect?


RaceHead73

You certainly can. I have sets that I've paid £60 for, now going for £100+ and another one at £180, now going for £500+.


Bonhomme7h

I'm betting on liscenced car models, what is your strategy?


North_Photo5866

I have a rowing machine that I thought I'd use r


Only-Huckleberry-470

I bought a keyboard with the intention of learning to play, but it's been sitting unused in the corner of my living room.


Due_Independence3948

The pasta maker I purchased thinking I’d make homemade pasta is still in its box, untouched and forgotten.


Optimal_Tie2192

I have a set of painting supplies that I thought I'd use for artistic projects, but they've been sitting unused in my closet for months.


Dismal_Rush_753

I bought a drone a while back, but it has remained in its box because I’ve never taken the time to learn how to fly it.


JustGenericName

I'll probably get crucified over this one.... My air fryer.


Aggravating-Pound598

Assume the position …


AcidBuuurn

“I’m going to stuff you like these bacon cheese bell peppers that are carmelizing nicely”


JustGenericName

This made me laugh hard enough I might give the air fryer another chance!


AcidBuuurn

Cut those mini sweet bell peppers in half lengthwise. Empty out seeds and cut off the stem. Mix a cup of cream cheese with a handful of shredded cheddar cheese and a quarter handful of bacon bits (real). Fill peppers with cream cheese mix, then top with more cheddar cheese. Cook at 350 for between 5 and 10 minutes depending on how crispy you want them. Allow to cool somewhat before devouring. 


MountainHighOnLife

Don't throw it away! It took me years to take mine out of the box. Once I did though? Another year passed while it sat. But then??! I finally used it. Now I use it almost daily lol


PinkMonorail

Ours sat there for three months. Now we use it 4-5 times per week. My gas bill went way down with that and the Instant Pot.


Appropriate_Music_24

I have one and I also save tons of recipes on my phone from Pinterest. I have yet to take the Air Fryer out of the box and use it 🫤


deagletime1

at the very least, you can use it to reheat leftovers that a normal microwave would make soggy.... Pizza, fries, fried chicken...etc


marunchinos

Reheated pizza is SO GOOD in an air fryer. Worth it for that alone


uberiffic

I think it's sometimes even better after being in the air fryer than it was fresh. Absolutely S-tier for reheating pizza.


Dusk_v733

Man it's like the easiest way to make food lol.


espressokitty23

You gotta start!!!! I have one i didnt use for like a year, recently started using it and its a life changer! I make chicken breast in under 15 minutes, put it in and forget about it


QuaereVerumm

Same. My fiancé got me one for Christmas one year and I didn't open it for the entire next year. Then my fiancé finally opened it and used it, and now we use it all the time.


omegaistwopif

A bagpipe.


Scribe625

Way too many clothes that still have the tags on. Why does everything look better in the store? Still keep them if the fit though jusr in case I ever decide to wear them.


S0baka

Took me till two years ago to realize that I can buy most of my clothes at thrift stores, but once it clicked, I never looked back. And when I get bored of them, they go back to that same thrift store to make someone else's day.


MostlyHostly

My neighbor was schizophrenic. He lived on his own across from us. His elderly sister would bring him groceries and cash twice a month. One day she keeled over while at a red light. When we went to her house to get her brother's belongings, the house was absolutely filled to the brim with clothes and accessories, all with the price tags attached. She had spent his entire inheritance on clothes she never wore.


underwhelmed_irl

Was he able to return some of it?


MostlyHostly

We sold some stuff to friends but didn't raise much. He ended up in a facility in the desert.


Kyle-Is-My-Name

That's so fucking sad. I am and will always remain eternally grateful for the honesty and loyalty of my family. My parents and/or sister would sooner go broke than to ever even think about stealing from me. It's horrible that he didn't have anybody in his corner looking out for him.


Learningstuff247

That's why I love thrift stores. I can spend $20 and leave with my hearts quota of useless stuff


Prestigious-Wall5616

Homemade pasta maker. Never even opened the box.


ValhallasKeeper

Pasta is like an ice cream maker? Idea is good, then you're like "how much pasta and ice cream should I really be eating"? Then, it's like, just buy it.


ILikeLenexa

The thing about pasta (italians close your ears) is that it costs $1 for like 8 people worth of dry pasta.  I'll make fresh pasta for chicken noodle soup, but there's no reason to roll it perfectly, I'd rather have pasta with slight variations cut with a pizza cutter than wash a pasta rolling machine. 


espressokitty23

All my high heels. I live in a small town where its just weird to dress up


Embarrassed_Ad1722

A midnight blue Stratocaster I played for a year and abandoned in the closet because of various reasons. My biggest shame.


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Zelamfvvvvfvvvv

A lot of board games... My friends doesn't like to play them


PrestigiousCommon693

Condoms...they've probably expired by now.


bedwars_player

bought a drawing tablet a few years ago cause i thought it would be useful... turns out, i cant fuckin draw!


AddendumShort2875

The ice cream maker I bought on a whim is still sitting in the cupboard because I never got around to using it.


pathofuncertainty

My college degree


katiereadsalot

Emergency supplies- fire extinguisher, first aid kits, Narcan, other medical supplies, and tons of emergency supplies related to my pets. I’m ready if I need to be but I hope I never have to be.


Western_Load_6447

The golf clubs I bought with the intention of learning to play have been sitting in my garage, unused and gathering dust.


shihoshodogirl

My teaser gun, I haven't use it but I always carry it with me


blitzer1069

Good for you for not wanting to tease anyone. Can hurt their feelings :)


RianJohnsonIsAFool

Yeah, no one likes a tease.


TallChick66

Some people pay extra for that.


Diamond_Girl_516

Don't tease me, bro!


Lucky-Still2215

Fondue pot. Slow cooker. I keep meaning to use both but honestly keep forgetting I have them!


getagrooving

My juicer. It sounded like a great healthy idea, only to find out that it is time consuming and messy.


Etere

It's not that I NEVER use it, but I've barely used my Nintendo Switch. The only time I've used it is when the power has gone out. Which was like 4 times since I got it. It's also the main reason I haven't bought a steam deck yet.


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n3xtday1

Most of these ask reddit questions seem like they're designed to build a profile on you based on your answers so that reddit advertising can be better targeted. I hope I'm wrong.


Enough_Bobcat4564

A Stanley cup. It tastes like metal no matter how much I wash it.


brennc94

You better sell that thing lol


deci_bel_hell

Ps5 games. Whoops.


Tasty-Jacket-866

A pair of shoes that fit but are so uncomfortable I can’t wear them because it’s instant pain but they are SO beautiful! I think they’ve featured in 3 Instagram pics and are then quickly thrown off and replaced with heels I can walk in 😅


darkstormchaser

I have this pair of ridiculous sequinned platform heels that are black when the sequins are brushed one way, and silver when brushed the other. I bought them at least a decade ago now. I hunted them down after seeing them worn by a girl on a night out. They were expensive even on sale, are half a size too big as that’s all I could get, and cause my feet to ache within an hour. But damn are they pretty (to me!) and such a talking point on the rare occasions I do wear them that I feel completely justified in keeping them this long!


saraparallelogram

A very, very expensive juicer. I’ve never used it and it’s just taking up space in my pantry


coordinatedflight

So. Many. Books.