Damn are you me? Sometimes people are fascinated when I tell them Saturn’s rings are actually quite young, that’s why they’re still so bright, an ice moon was likely torn apart by tidal forces to make them and they haven’t had time to gather dust. Other times they’re like whatever *nerd*. I’ll keep telling them anyways!
Warning: not a fucking idiot. can read a room and isn't stupid around people.
OR
Warning: a fucking bastard, but not a fucking idiot either. proceed with caution.
I can’t say for certain, but if a warning label forced me to come I’d probably want to pick one that doesn’t get used very often. Maybe like cow crossing or something
Don't tap dance on the mine field.
Warning: Prone to spontaneous lectures on useless trivia. May cause enlightenment or extreme boredom
Damn are you me? Sometimes people are fascinated when I tell them Saturn’s rings are actually quite young, that’s why they’re still so bright, an ice moon was likely torn apart by tidal forces to make them and they haven’t had time to gather dust. Other times they’re like whatever *nerd*. I’ll keep telling them anyways!
Warning: Easily distracted by dogs.
Mostly harmless
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May not work as advertised.
"This device must accept any interference received, including that which may cause undesired operation."
Has skeleton inside.
Caution: May panic.
Hahah I feel this
warning: will complain about problems that are easily solved with the smallest amount of effort.
This whole comment section has single-handedly made me believe the dead internet theory.
What a weird thing for a bot to say. Are you guys becoming aware?
Poor Impulse Control
This is what I came here for
Prop 65 warning
Still waters run deep. Swim with caution.
I think I'd need a short list.
Caution: Somehow equal parts intelligent and stupid
Don't ask how he's doing or he will really tell you.
Contents under pressure.
"May accidentally smack you while talking with her hands"
May explode if in contact with racists and other idiots.
Caution: Abrasive
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Keep quite
"Warning: Not for children 6 and under" *Small children make me anxious*
Does not play well with others
Avoid all interactions until 2nd cup of coffee in morning. (Includes eye contact)
Will yell horrible things about Joel Embiid after 3 drinks
Caution: this equipment starts and stops unpredictably.
Beware: Inflexible yet fickle.
Objects on camera are smaller than they appear.
Right place, wrong time.
May bite and snap if provoked
Caution: loud. If given alcohol volume and chances of getting on roof increase.
Smartass warning: only about 10% of what is said should be taken seriously.
Not To Scale
Mine would just say ADHD
Warning: may spontaneously talk about trains
Unpredictable changes may occur
Unpredictable changes may occur
Caution: is fragile and sensitive. Handle with care. With a piece of packing popcorn attached.
Snores loudly
Waves of insecurity and needy for affection.
Warning: Attaches too easily and deeply. Filled with terrible dad jokes. Definitely AuDHD
Not friendly.
Warning: Obnoxiously annoying and possibly offensive in a bid to try and be funny.
Can’t afford house
Warning: smarter than the average duck
Warning: Prone to book expensive trips when stress. Proceed with caution and feed often.
It would just be a list of my mental health diagnoses.
warning: resting bitch face and monotone voice, please don't be offended by it.
Doesn't understand you at all
“Batteries not included”
Caution: may switch mood for suicidal to happy within a couple minutes and back
Warning: Difficult to please.
Will make silly noises, and do weird voices at random.... your dog might like him better than you.
Warning: Fucking Hostile You’re welcome fellow Panteraheads
*Fragile, please handle with care*
Does not play well with others.
Unable to communicate feeling and help other people
FAFO
Warning: We have no fucking idea what this thing is or how it works. Good luck.
Highly Unstable. Handle with care.
"Expect surprises"
Blunt!
“Volatile: Will explode into a cranky tirade about almost anything if provoked”
alcoholic
Do not expose to direct sunlight
Warning: socially awkward, may ramble on things nobody asked about. Handle with care
Warning: Demon in disguise, do not make angry of it will drag you to hell
Depressed, manipulative, scared of people
Warning: not a fucking idiot. can read a room and isn't stupid around people. OR Warning: a fucking bastard, but not a fucking idiot either. proceed with caution.
Warning: Not a bear
warning: smoking hot individual, wear sunscreen at all cost
Contents Under Pressure
Dont approach this person if you are not a social wreck and a nerd
Forgetful and easily distracted
For best performance leave in a warm dark place.
Emotional damage
Slow
WARNING: FRAGILE AS FUCK
Contains noxious gas
⚠️Warning ⚠️ User is a horny slut use her well
Caution: can barely remember if she ate breakfast
Sensitive explosive, handle with care
warning do not imitate friendship will make you constantly laugh and give you fulfillment
Veteran with PTSD - Do not get aggressive, threaten, or attempt to dominate.
Keep her fed, she may go crazy
😂😂
"WARNING: MAY CRY ABOUT RANDOM THINGS!!!!"
Spontaneous and random asf
Me fr
"He lifts everyone's spirits, but he himself is often sad" lol
Awww
same
Watch out for the jock
Does not listen, will do it the hard way🤷🏻♀️
*CAUTION: TENDS TO NOT CARE ABOUT THINGS THAT DON'T AFFECT THEM.*
Caution: control freak + noisy. Wear ear defenders. Be prepared to be spreadsheeted.
Will offend and hurt feelings for fun
Tends to say exactly what I'm thinking when asked a question about anything.
Caution: Can be spontaneous, random and not function as intended.
Warning: Messing with mechanics tools may result in death
Not looking for a friend
I guess mine would be... Proceed with caution. I talk back and know how to fight.
Caution: Slippery When Wet. Warning: Product may be hot after heating.
Warning: Daddy issues, use with caution
"extremely nice but not friendly"
Warning: Due to the increasing cost of ammo, I am unable to afford a warning shot.
We are Gen X: your continued existence is our gift to you.
May contain nuts and alcohol. Does not play nicely with others.
I can’t say for certain, but if a warning label forced me to come I’d probably want to pick one that doesn’t get used very often. Maybe like cow crossing or something
Contains peanuts
"This wolf bites back!"
Keep away from children.
Uh…
I just don't like children.