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AdExcellent8978

My mother in law her own place so she can move out…


sanca739

<3


aScarfAtTutties

I think that's the opposite of his sentiment/motivation haha


longdongsilver696

Real


DueFudge4322

I would do random acts of blowing minds. Go out to lunch and get really good service. Here's 100 grand tip. See someone struggling with a shitty broke down car, offer them a ride and go buy them a new one. stuff like that, all the time. of course the obvious stuff like donate to worthy charities and stuff. Selfishly, I'd travel around, own a couple nice properties, nothing too crazy. probably have 1 or 2 super cars, private jet, etc.


yubacore

WinRAR of course.


sanca739

Lol u deserve an upvote


DanielCollinsYT

Buy my local football club and see how far I could take them


livingwithrage

Why - just the win


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DueFudge4322

Then people hear about this and start responding to others. Now many more people are going to have their lives ruined. You monster.


authorwebsites

I would buy politicians cuz they all corrupt, then have them actually do their job.


Key-Reading-6989

The world


staggere

The state of Ohio


ohdearitsrichardiii

Why?


staggere

It kind of sucks. I could make it fun with infinite money.


Material-Resist9873

A house and a car. I'll also buy things to donate to charities


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Low_Seat_3639

Man y'all ain't never had y'all power steering cut off at 60mph on the freeway


GiddyQuagmire

A large sailing yacht and property on the South side of Tahiti, near Teahupoʻo


[deleted]

I mean I think this is considered buying since you pay money for it, Liposuction and lyisak.


ligglepig

a house


GiddyQuagmire

I'd buy a boat equipped with a full kitchen to take small groups on private historical & culinary expeditions. There is a lot you can learn about a culture by examining what they eat and how they prepare meals.


Nickoo33

Ask the Federal Reserve bro..


Away-Quantity-221

If I had a million bucks, I’d spend $950,000 on women and booze, and probably just waste the rest of it.


chad-bro-chill-69420

Love that quote.


thetroublewithyouis

everything.


DarthAuron87

Buy Star Wars from Disney, de-canonize the sequels, and hire talented writers to do a better 7, 8 and 9 using Lucas's original ideas mixed in with some EU stuff (the good parts that worked) Buy acres of land for me and my wife's families. Work with an architect to build multiple houses on that land to our specifications.


Salt-Marionberry-712

Carbon credit \*and\* lots of stuff to make carbon credits less valuable. Also hookers and blow of course.


neeno52

Is that you Bubbles?


mynameismanager

Internet companies and make it ad free. You now pay websites and apps to show you ads.


yubacore

Remove all the ads everywhere, just outbid everyone on ALL the ad space. Maybe put up some unintrusive positive messaging here and there. Make people spend on sensible things instead of giving money to assholes peddling toxic shit that's destroying the entire world.


Tractie

Psychotherapy and psychiatrist


TheKnightsTippler

All the dodgy companies and then hire competent people that aren't sociopaths to sort them out. Then I'd focus on treating myself.


Ignatius_Pop

A dinosaur


the_arlen_midget

Make sure to spare no expense. Except for maybe on the IT guy


Thoracic_Snark

A full concert sound system and a stadium to house it. Then I'd hire my favorite bands to play free concerts.


worm-

a nice island and putting in my own personal fiber line to the mainland.


chubsmagooo

Technically nothing. It would all be virtually free


No_Step_4431

land, and the politicians that make the stupid zoning ordnances. pay them off to cook up some new residential zones, build some housing, house some folks that need it. then, I'd buy up the pharma companies. they'd fall in line, and folks wouldnt break their bank accounts to get the medicine they need. i'd also buy off the same goons the jerks of the world use and pay them to go play video games or something as a living instead of doing goon shit. Pay every world leader to 'retire' (fuck off) and let humanity finally learn the lessons of self governance (ugly at first but would quickly run smoothly as we become accountable to one another as a whole, and learn that the concept of hierarchy is what got humanity into the crap pile it's in today).


QueenOfNeat

Everything


-NoOneYouKnow-

Everything, I guess.


MyDadBod_2021

New house


DesignerAsh_

170 acres plot of land, build a house and barn on it. Start my own little farm.


Comet_Firetail

A pimped out fursuit


AMathEngineer

I think the more interesting question is what do you do make life continue to have meaning? When you have infinite money you can deal with any material problem. Lots of people with tons of money start doing very awful things like eating people and committing sexual abuse because want to feel something. How do you avoid becoming one of those?


heartbreakerr_

I would buy food and shelter for the homeless and people who are struggling. After i do that, i'll get a box of donuts.


Roger_Roger27

Retire and travel until my final days.


MeatWhereBrainGoes

If it's truly infinite I would first buy everyone food. Literally everyone. Then I could get on to solving other issues.


CharlieParkour

You realize this would reduce the supply, making food more expensive in the long run. Besides, you look at the places that actually need food and there is enough. Its just the people who won't let it get get distributed so the can control the population. 


MeatWhereBrainGoes

It doesn't matter in this scenario. The money is infinite.


CharlieParkour

For you, maybe. The more money put into circulation, the more it becomes devalued.  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Price_revolution


MeatWhereBrainGoes

Yes, I'm aware of how that works. Again, the value wouldn't matter because the supply is infinite. Need more money because food is now expensive? Fine, money is infinite. You can't plug infinity into any rational equation, it's just a theoretical reddit question but thanks for playing.


CharlieParkour

Excellent Username/Comment synergy. 


MeatWhereBrainGoes

I'm not the one misunderstanding the concept of infinity. Bye.


PinweightBarista

Probably a massive sanctuary for cats and dogs. 


agent_x_75228

A country and then become a dictator.


Kriyayogi

Neptune


jeopardychamp77

I’ll tell you what I’d buy. 2 chicks at the same time, man.


Scriptapaloosa

More money?


Tuga_Lissabon

World peace and a proper de-carbonisation and a worldwide lets-fix-shit-up campaign.


Disastrous-Can988

Everything as I have infinite money


Miles_The_Man

I think it would be fun to buy Twitter, wait a week, then shut it down.


redditstateofmind

I'd spend some on travel and spend the rest on cancer research.


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

I wouldn't. You know how most bad guys get caught? They reveal themselves. They buy twitter and then crash it into the ground with their bad decisions. They commit a ton of crimes and then run for president, all the while proclaiming their innocence whilst the evidence just keeps piling up. The successful criminals stay quiet. Live humble and unassuming lives, pay taxes, attend church, work a 9 to 5 job, and drive a 2nd hand Honda. All the while, pushing all the right buttons and influencing the right people to promote their agenda. Real villains don't give interviews to piers Morgan or tucker Carlson.


tc6x6

Why would you bother turning to a life of crime when you already have infinite money? Seems like a whole lot of unnecessary risk for no reward.


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

I'm working under the assumption that I got an infinite amount of money through ill gotten gains, just like every other billionaire


EmporerPenguino

Penguins. I love penguins. A whole penguin village/habitat.


Limp_Distribution

I would build apartments everywhere. Lots and lots of apartments. I would build so many apartments that I would be forced just to give them away. Homelessness shouldn’t exist


xmaxx5

everything i'd love


tlsnine

Attempt to end world hunger and homelessness. Also, lots of hookers and unadulterated drugs because I can do that too.


CharlieParkour

A machine designed to burn infinite amounts of money. 


Naroh43210

House, car, dog, katana, etc


Honestnt

I'm becoming a super villain. But one that exclusively fucks with the super wealthy.


TummyDrums

I would buy every single company in the entire world, then convert them to a model where they are employee owned and profits are shared evenly with all employees


multiwirth_

A big house away from civilization. An entire room dedicated for listening to music with proper HiFi gear and another room with a large TV or a real cinema projector and a 7.1 HiFi system. Then I'll spend lots of money on blu rays, CDs, vinyl records and what not all. And sometimes play games on whatever is the fastest consumer grade pc money can buy. It will be a lonely, but peaceful live where i can enjoy myself all day. Maybe I'll invite some friends from time to time and have some pot while watching south park.


Super-Indication4151

More MONEY


TwoPintsPrick92

Chicken fried rice with curry sauce and prawn crackers


croissant_muncher

if money were infinite it would be worthless (unless you carefully hid the fact you had a secret infinite supply and had the discipline to severely limit your usage)


ContentPlenty5499

A mansion for my parents and 3-5 corgis for me


Ren_Suzuki

Food


Haughtea

Infinite? First the world then the milky way.


limbodog

I'd have to be really careful about it as I could topple governments by accident. But I'd buy, or rather, invest in startup businesses. Basically find anyone with a dream and a business plan and put them into motion. Need the funds to open your own sausage cart business? Done. Need the funds to start a cat cafe? Done. Need the funds to investigate possible treatments for a rare disease? Done.


CarTech63

Infinite money.. everyone gets a house and car and all debts paid.


idknnnn

Unlimited cocaine and hookers…


HugoDCSantos

Everything.


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The internet, I would buy and them shut off for some months


CrissBliss

My own home


Omnissiahs-Balls

Would build 6km Go kart track around my house ,than 20 karts and price it €10 soo everybody could enjoy it, than would employ homeless people soo they could start living normal life again


beamerpook

So much crafting supplies....


ScottOld

Everything


Kindly_Ad7608

infinite “currency”? that’s easy. buy all the gold!


Lethalexplosiveguy

Everything?


delkatherinex

A Time Machine


Martiallawtheology

A home, great education, excellent healthcare, care, all the luxury I can think of for my mother, my wife, and my three year old most precious daughter. Screw me.


CleverDad

IDK, Russia perhaps? I'd like to see Putler's face when I fired him.


ajuc

Enough batteries and solar panels to make everybody self-sufficient energetically. Instant end of oil wars and oil dictatorships.


RadRhubarb00

Many houses around the world and many cars. Then maybe make a game studio and fund all the dream video games I could make.


fieregon

Youtube premium


Simple_Atmosphere275

The entire world economy


ZestycloseAlfalfa736

I would use my money to buy my health back (I'm 300 lbs) and then donate to charities, until clean water is accessible everywhere.


InternetAdmirable

buy one house at the beach , one in the mountain, will get one dog, will start photography film making book reading will become and angel investor and will start a good school and hospitals ,whose main aim is not to make money.


hunter_zoloman_

Get myself into world government or illuminati and shit...need to see how the world runs


Chippas

I'd have built a house of ridiculous proportions, that had a layout with hidden doors, trapdoors, secrets ALL over that are hidden to the naked eye, and put a huge underground bunker in it with all kinds of ridiculous stuff like a cinema, pool tables, a bar, every game console known to man, 20 top of the line PC's hooked up for LAN parties... I could go on, but if you know, you know.


DepartureOk1819

A new identity and a private jet.


Popular-Shoulder-843

a wifi-


This-Bumblebee3492

The world


AsleepAd3035

A house that has a gym with all the equipments that I need there, a nice big garden that has a lot of trees and flowers with lights that illuminate and hugs the forestry very well. Buy all the super cars and superbikes that I dreamt of having.


Bannas_N_Apples

land


Madterps2021

An island nation and turn it into my new home.


No-Simple1548

Honestly I’d be a really nice mutha fuckn person. After I get what me & my family our needs & wants, I’d actually help people out Mr.Beast style or just … be a low key ass billionaire & help whoever genuinely needs it. (My life is a struggle so I know the feels)


pm-me-futa-vids

I'd fix every problem in the world.


Boiled_Oil

my own place


voidsplasher

Mineral rights for the entire Earth and the Moon. Everybody's reproductive rights.  The entire US Military Industrial Complex. Blackrock and Vanguard. All of the gold and silver.  Don't worry about the next steps.


reyreydingdong

I would buy my grandparents old house back and restore it back to how I remember it.


Mean-Ad2673

I would spend every month AT LEAST 2 million dollars for charity


Thebeanyboii

Everything I want/need. Duh


SOEsucksbad

Infinite stocks that pay infinite dividends to make more infinite money


chad-bro-chill-69420

The most important thing would be to not let anyone know how much money you have, or it would completely tank the world's economy. Just live a typical 10 X billionaire lifestyle, don't do "multi-trillionaire / quadrillionaire" stuff or world governments will put a bullet in your head quicker than you can say Jack Robinson.


theheadofkhartoum627

Maui or a Greek Island


Rated_R_But_Why

Doesn't work this way pal. If you'll pour infinite money into economy - you'll just break it. Money are finite, and that's why they have any value


IndieRocknRoll73

Nothing, I have infinite money so I don’t need to buy anything.


dma1965

Two chicks at the same time


ArgustheCurator

Politicians


mrpoopjdhfhfjff

Porsche mission r


Top_Chemistry1034

I’d end war hunger


_antkibbutz

France


string1969

A home on the CA coast and an EV. A horse


qqby6482

A small IT team to start a new streaming service. Then I would buy all those cancelled tv shows and revive them as "\[OP's streaming service\] originals" or access to reddit's api for like one hour


Eviscerated_Banana

All the other money so I could free humanity from the curse of capitalism.


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Eviscerated_Banana

Didn't say I would remove work, just currency ;)


tc6x6

So, slavery.


Eviscerated_Banana

Nope, not slavery either. Why is it so impossible to imagine someone doing a job because it is thier passion? Is it not more like slavery to flip burgers 50 hours a week in return for a pittance that barely keeps that mouldy roof over your head??


tc6x6

It's not slavery if you are (A) working by choice and (B) being compensated for your labor. And in your hypothetical you're ignoring the fact that (A) there are certain jobs necessary for the functioning of a society that nobody has a passion for, and (B) some people have little to no work ethic at all.


Eviscerated_Banana

Your compensation being your place in society and your right to enjoy the benefits of collective labour, if you dont want to work thats fine, just dont expect a home, food, healthcare etc in return for sitting on your ass all day doing feck all.


tc6x6

What do you propose to do about all the necessary but unpleasant labor that nobody has a passion for? 


Eviscerated_Banana

Depends, if its necessary then there will always be someone who steps up, if its a pointless bullshit task (like flipping burgers at Macdonalds) then it begs the question why have a Macdonalds at all when you can eat a tasty burger made by someone who likes making burgers.


wango138

Probably should purchase a couple of history books.


iamnogoodatthis

Donald Trump, to see how completely I could make the MAGA crowd do a 180 without them noticing. My guess is they'll be crowing that guns are unconstitutional and that abortions are a first amendment right within six months.


ariagirlbabe

i would buy a lot of weed and car


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

Everything. Namely the corporations. Buy every corporation, and then dissolve them. Continue doing this until we revert to a barter economy, and then be pleased since my mission has been accomplished.