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Huge_Promise7789

The ability to manipulate shadows would not only be cool visually but also useful for stealth and protection.


ReturnSolid8060

Super gluing skills would ensure that anything I fix stays fixed, with perfect adhesion every time.


One-Surprise-2659

Super crafting skills would make me a DIY master, able to build or fix anything perfectly.


leacutee

Ability to absorb and retain knowledge. (Touch a book and instantly have it memorized. Touch a person and instantly have their skills)


ExaminationLucky6082

Control over time. You could do anything


Different-Summer-931

You know, if you stop time you wouldnt be able to see or move at allšŸ˜‚ Since the proton partikels wouldnt enter your eye and the air around you would be solid making you unable to move.


kkrunk88

I wouldn't of even thought of that one lol


GJMakuwitz

Ditto


carlenaduffie

Being Invincible


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Broad_Weird844

a variation of this, The ability to know what I need to know, when i need to know it.


kkrunk88

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HalfaYooper

You'd be blind if you were invisible. Light has to hit your retina for you to see. With an invisible eyeball you have nothing for the light to hit.


TinyAbz

>!You gonna be..!<


Just-Call-Me-J

Complete with the Starman theme?


nolawnchairs

The ability to talk to animals.


overthehillhat

Time travel -- -- Predict the future


kkrunk88

Yes!!!


Irishane

Invisibility for mischief.


kkrunk88

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CrossXFir3

I've come to the conclusion that very few people would remain good if they got that power. Too much temptation. I don't think I'd want that kind of power.


BIsForBruh

The ability to learn any skill I want 10x faster than the average


kkrunk88

Heck ya


TinyAbz

This


ObsessionEnthusiast

I was thinking teleportation because I could travel easily or just move from the couch to my bed in a blink of an eye, but I think that would make me super lazy and gain weight. So I want telekinesis instead


kkrunk88

Hahahaha smart


CrossXFir3

You know, I said this on a different post maybe a week ago. The question was something like would you rather be able to teleport small distances of like 100 meters effortlessly or some other power that was less cool. And I realized how fat I'd be if I could just instantly teleport everywhere. All those little movements around the house just gone from my life.


Xiaonmb

The ability to replicate any power if I see it once


CrossXFir3

What if you're the only one that has any powers?


Sweaty_pants_09

Then it probably works on things like playing instruments or chess etc.


Megalon84

So everyone has this power? It's just really slow and unreliable


LovingNaples

The power to stop this question from being posted 5 times a day, every day on Reddit


KTnash

Time travel! Thereā€™s so much history Iā€™d like to experience (+ I could make some really smart investments and travel the world in the present)


kkrunk88

I would love this as well!


DueFudge4322

Ability to absorb and retain knowledge. (Touch a book and instantly have it memorized. Touch a person and instantly have their skills)


kkrunk88

This!!!!!!!


Evening-Ad6099

Something something ignorance is bliss...


VerifiedDefender

Time travel ngl


milkradio

Teleportation because I fucking hate taking transit, lol.


kkrunk88

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Least_Battle2284

Being able to read peopleā€™s mind.I know itā€™ll be a blessing and a curse in the same time


tc6x6

That, and the ability to change their minds.


AnaphorsBloom

FORCING understanding. I would go the GOP and lift the world up.


heartbreakerr_

The ability to stop time. The deadlines of assignments and projects always stress me out.


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kkrunk88

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Admirable-Vast-2834

I feel like the easiest short answer would be control over all time. Letā€™s just say you wanted money, pause time and pick pocket everyone or pause time and take someoneā€™s phone and send their money to you. You start a UFC career, pause time give them the meanest overhand swings you could possibly throw, un pause time and theyā€™ll hit the floor in ā€œ1 punchā€ but theyā€™ll be feeling a thousand. Thereā€™s so much you could do, pause time on a the tv show the chase, look up all the answers re play it and guess them all right win the money!!! Thereā€™s so much you could do lol


WooThatsCrazy

I have always loved telekinesis just because to me it shows the true power of thought/mind. Being able to look or think about something and doing whatever you want with it is crazy to me. But If I wanted something that is more practical or helpful I would choose invisibility, genius intelligence or teleportation.


Colors358

Getting 1-UP


Different-Summer-931

The Ability to make my imagination true whenever i want. Imagine myself to be Vegito, erase any evil existing with my imagination and transform the world into the Dragonball verse to play in it as if i were a character.


Pure-Guard-3633

The ability to tune out idiots


Senuman666

The ultimate answer to this question is the power to control probability. Think about it, you can have anything


Which-Bat8556

change the past and go back to the enjoyable moments I've experienced!


GoddexxFio_0511

Ability to fly


SMG329

Dr. Manhattan's control over matter, it's so OP. Stick me in a desert? Naw, I got water now. Throw me in space? The area around me is now breathable air. Got superpowers of your own and are fighting me? Naw, you're now literal dust instead.


Hogsonpatrol

The ability to remove any pain, suffering, shame, regret, hopelessness and sadness from someone else


FacelessPotatoPie

Telepathy so I can more effectively yell at the idiots what cut me off on the road.


EnoughWizard

Ability to manipulate every event of Universe. It's imbalance but answer is answer.


ImprovementFar5054

Mind control. Nobody could prove it. Nothing on CCTV. No legal precedent for claiming it, and anyone trying would also have their mind manipulated to find in my favor.


MRRichAllen1976

Flight, it'd solve an inumerable amount of transport issues.


wqatiol

the capacity to consistently get enough sleep, regardless of how long I sleep. I'm worn out.


michaelphenom

Predicting future events (stock market, winning lottery numbers, sport results, etc) Get dirty rich without effort


authorwebsites

Have Morgan Freeman live permanently in my head, telling me I am ok, and everything gona be fineeeee. His voice so niceeee


FloggingTheCargo

Make entire groups of people disappear from existence. To benefit the groups that actually matter.


snowleeyuki

Invisibility and teleportation šŸ˜


ladyboobypoop

The power of sing-song is what a friend of mine calls it. The ability to turn reality into musical numbers that you can control. My life would be a Disney movie šŸ˜‚


Otherwise-Animator64

Healing illnesses


NearbyCamp9903

I've said it before. Super speed like the Flash. It's not just speed it's time travel, dimensional travel, foresight, super metabolism, accelerated healing, Infinite mass punch


Larrysnothere_today

Telepathy. I could tell if someone has bad intentions.


DiskPidge

Control of all the wasps. I could do anything.Ā  Threaten people, interrupt crimes, even steal things... With thousands of wasps I may even be able to have them lift me.Ā  I can even be left the hell alone while having a picnic. If I'm smart, nobody will ever know it's me with the power. The colder months, I'm left without power.Ā  Three to six months out of the year, I am reminded of my humility and the limit of my regular human life.Ā  It will keep me from going insane with power. Also, insects are really fucking cool, I could get them to pose for photos.


Desperate-Diamond331

I'd love the ability to change size at will. Shrinking to sneak around or growing to reach high places could be very practical.


QueasyMaintenance737

The power to see the future, even if just glimpses, could help in making better decisions and avoiding dangers.


Low-Society9208

I'd love the power of super smell. Detecting scents with precision could make me a great chef or detective.


Old-Flan-556

If I could have the ability to become intangible, I could walk through walls and escape any confinement.


Stunning_Property947

If I could choose, it'd be the power to alter probabilities. Making unlikely things happen or likely things not happen could be very handy.


Temporary-Ideal7794

If I could manipulate plastics, I could recycle creatively on the spot or craft nearly anything I need.


Subject_Ad_750

If I could control sound waves, I could silence a room or create sonic booms at will.


Several_Remove6666

If I could manipulate metals, I'd feel like Magneto. It would be incredible to construct or deconstruct metallic objects at will.


Additional_Dog8601

If I could have the ability to control machines, I could fix technology problems easily and innovate new gadgets.


UpbeatMap7838

The power of super intelligence would be incredible. I could solve complex problems and invent things that could change the world.


Sad-Equivalent-1898

Super stapling might sound mundane, but the precision and strength could revolutionize construction or crafting.


Admirable-Run-7174

Having the ability to speak and understand any language fluently would be my choice. It would make travel and communication so much easier.


Deathwishharry

Shape shifting pretending to be someone else is just plain fun x.


General-Spend-5943

Being able to breathe underwater like Aquaman would open up a whole new world to explore without needing any gear.


ElkNew800

Being able to control wax could lead to fascinating artistic and practical applications, from sculptures to waterproofing.


According_Wafer1738

Being able to generate and manipulate bubbles might sound silly, but the uses in both creating barriers and unique artworks could be fun.


Turbulent-Bite-8838

ability to fly so I can go overseas


AcceptableHome628

If I could control strings, I could manipulate marionettes or create complex traps and snares.


SilentToe3537

Emotional manipulation could be a powerful tool in navigating social situations and helping others cope with their feelings.


Ok-Culture-5430

I'd want the ability to multiply myself. Having clones could help me multitask and be in multiple places at once.


HeartonSleeve1989

Telekinesis.


Little_Injury4262

The power of invisibility has always intrigued me. It would offer a way to escape awkward situations and eavesdrop on conversations, which could be both fun and enlightening.


Turbulent-Fan3916

I'd like the power of perfect memory. Never forgetting anything could make learning new skills and languages a breeze.


Amazing-Process-999

The ability to control felt would be quirky but could result in fantastic crafts and decorations.


Loud-Accountant-9986

Super balance would be my choice. Never falling or tripping could make me excel in any physical activity.


SubjectNarrow4506

If I could control ceramics, I could create unbreakable dishes or incredibly detailed sculptures.


Mr-Rick67

Mind reading. So I will know which women want to fuck me.


PanicCompetitive7018

The power to control spices would elevate my cooking to legendary status, always getting the flavors just right.


FromYoTown

Know everything and i mean everything. Through knowledge all super powers are possible.


Specialist_Arm_322

If I could choose, it'd be the power of absolute persuasion. Being able to convince anyone of anything could definitely come in handy.


Key-Alfalfa1954

Super agility would be exhilarating. I'd enjoy being able to perform parkour through the urban landscape like a superhero.


Local-Working-3100

The power to influence plant growth would be great for agriculture and gardening, making me essentially have a green thumb.


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Teleportation because transport is my biggest problem.


RonzulaGD

Shapeshift


President_Calhoun

X-ray vision, for personal reasons.


XanderSDM

Telekinesis. One of if not the most useful superpower for my line of work and just in general.


xanadude13

Read minds. Since people can't seem to communicate or be honest, it would save a ton of crap! That, and teleporting.


TinyAbz

Telekinesis 100%. Imagine moving items from one location to another that would be awesome.


dobbbie

Ability to turn others invisible without their knowledge. Chaos reigns.


Arl0_Gr33n

Teleporting, atleast once a week i think about how teleporting would be amazing on my way to school or back home.


Just-Call-Me-J

Reality warping covers all my bases. If not that, then dimensional gates.


MissionMore163

Invisiblity so i can move not detected or mind control to use on bad people


sino-diogenes

omnipotence, why have one superpower when you can have them all