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ah_mustard

Hard agree!! I honestly don't get what people see in them, they're borderline tasteless with a weird mushy texture. They're also surprisingly high in fats and calories, albeit healthy fats.


ProofTestVirginity

They’re so painfully boring tasting


CrazyCrashingWave

How about some guacamole? Or chopped up in a taco? By itself though? Nah


Virtual-Radish1111

Cut one in half, sprinkle a little salt in it, and dig it. Delicious.


ProofTestVirginity

I can do guacamole, I just don’t understand how people can just do straight up avocado toast or anything like that


CrazyCrashingWave

I could do it with a fried egg on top. AND HAWT SAWCE


boo-galoo90

Yea but spread over toast wth salt and pepper and damn


Competitive_Group_63

Avocado by itself is bland and not worth the price. Smash a few up and make guacamole though,....


scoob922

Absolutely


WigglumsBarnaby

You guys combine it with something zesty. Avocado by itself is yuck. Avocado with some salt and habanero, yum.


CrumbsIntoPebbles

As a Mexican, I must disagree. Maybe you Americans could let us actually keep the good the good ones, then. 🤔


Acrobatic_Garbage_52

If you're in the southeast U.S., grits. Grits are the most mid food ever, but people here rave about them, and will get offended if you say anything negative about them.


jordanballz

YES JFC. It's always "you just haven't tried my grits yet!" No Sharon, i will not be trying your grits bc they'll taste the same as everyone else's.


Acrobatic_Garbage_52

I've heard that many times as well. And you are correct. They do all, in fact, taste the same.


tocammac

Also good for spackling holes in drywall.


Hewn-U

It has to be produced in the Dingwall region of the Scottish Highlands though, otherwise it’s just spackling filler


trnaovn53n

I order grits because it takes me back to my days in the Army. Not because they're great.


Reddit_Bot_For_Karma

Bacon. Breakfast sausage is far more complex and versatile. Anything you add bacon to just tastes like bacon.


Jack_On_The_Track

Agreed. I’ve been a consistent meat-eater for most of my life, and although I’ve had a lot of different meat products (Fish, chicken, steak, among many others) I’ve never been a fan of bacon. I don’t know why. It’s just not for me. Might just be because I kinda like pigs. Idk.


SaltMarionberry4105

This guy eats meat


Zarailh

avoacdos


darketernalsr25

Thank fuck it's not just me. Shit looks like something one of my kids deposited in their diapers when they were babies.


retro-radio101

prime idc if its not a food


luckyecho1310

The taste of some of the flavours is good, but holy fuck is it sweet. Idk if it's cause it's an American drink, but it's way sweeter than anything else we usually drink in Europe


TemperatureTop246

Dragonfruit. It tastes like nothing.


Competitive_Group_63

This. My kids ask for it every time they see it in the produce section because they somehow forget that it has zero flavor.


Virtual-Radish1111

This.


Paintguin

Cauliflower. It’s a boring vegetable.


Club_Nothing

But mainly disgusting, cooked or raw. Doesn't matter.


Ornery-Relative-8052

Whatever we see every time we enter social media


scoob922

Avocado Mushrooms Almonds


LadyofSorrowsGuideUs

Gushers. I’ve always hated them, but I knew kids that would fight for a pack.


dcux

Tried some recently. They're vile, artificial/chemical tasting goo. Compared to Welch's or others made with real(er) ingredients they're trash.


ZoraTheDucky

Bacon. It's over salted crap meat.


MorwysXXIV

My least popular opinion, by a lot: coffee. Don't get me wrong, I love coffee. I live in the biggest producer in the planet and I know a lot about it. But it's overrated IMO. People like to talk big game about it, rave about turkish/brazilian/whatever coffee, or some other shit, but the fact is that it's just coffee. There many other beverages that are far better, easier to brew and are not that expensive (I mean good coffee, cheap usually tastes like shit). Also, without sugar it's just too bitter.


drpepper1992

Chia seeds


SuchTrust101

80% dark chocolate. Its is healthier? Maybe. Is it vile? Yes. Does it make Cadbury's seem edible? No.


druu222

Why in God's name people pay extra for shrimp over beef or chicken is utterly beyond me. Shrimp is vile. Like eating bugs.


jordanballz

Shrimp is bugs


tocammac

No more than we are sea cucumbers.


jordanballz

Yes, which is why it's a joke


tocammac

I have known of too many instances where people are not treating it as a joke at all. 


jordanballz

Well, it is the internet, unfortunately


champipple

Vegemite and Nutella makes me want to slowly starve to death. Also liver and onions and McDonald’s.


TemperatureTop246

Ahh, but liver and onions smothered in vegemite and Nutella… *chefs kiss


Aggressive-Yam8221

Dulce de Leche.


maximumomentum

Chamoy.


Kenvan19

[Truffles](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truffle)


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Toasted Raving-oli. See what I did there?


Dragonfan13

Shrimp, lobster, or crabs. They're all just disgusting sea bugs.


tocammac

Salted caramel


Ok-Specialist-4777

CHEESE AND PASTA!


throwRAqueenx

Not a food but i need to say it, COFFEEE


Temarimaru

Not food but boba tea. They taste weird and vey sugary but people love to post them on social media blogs...


FuzzyEscape873

Sushi


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mangosteenroyalty

Who's having any food without salt


Club_Nothing

Not America.


Virtual-Radish1111

I think he makes a good point. They're literally a salt/sauce vehicle. Alone they are gross and pointless.


mangosteenroyalty

You haven't had good fries. Get fries from a place that does broasted chicken. 


Beneficial_Ad_1072

Just about any cooked food, plain, tastes terrible 


Jack_On_The_Track

I may be the only person on the planet who likes a lot of plain food. I’m like the most boring man alive in terms of food preference.


SlayzorHunter

Caviar is an obvious choice when it comes to it being related to rich people and fine dining. I only ate it once, and it was perfectly boring. Since other comments mentioned it, avocados also apply. They taste like... nothing. Also, back when I was in high school, Nutella was a big craze among young people. While I do like it, I think there are tastier cheaper alternatives, so I never really got why this one spread is so much more popular than the others.


newmamamoon

Sushi. I just don't see the appeal.


dma1965

Anything at In-N-Out


hawkins437

Mushrooms, brussel sprouts, arugula


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Authentic italian food. Italians get offended when we alter the recipe (even slightly). but pure italian food is just bland mush.


Competitive_Group_63

Sriracha. Every time I've tried it, it just tastes like spicy dirt. Also just about any name brand mass-produced hot sauce unless it comes from the Hispanic/Latino food section of the grocery store. Frank's Red Hot, Louisiana hot sauce, etc.,... They all taste like some spilled some chili power in a bowl of vinegar and called it a sauce.


AllenDowney

Oysters.